/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10899569
Gentlemen:

Hag Sex.

>>10899569
hag ass

>>10899711
based honestly

>>10899711
fpbp

>>10899711
to you I kneel, oh based one

>>10899711
I want hag sex every hour for the rest of my life

Beautiful hag, just like this one.

Why are hags so cool?

>>10899711
https://vocaroo.com/15nBNc3FTTzN

>>10900149
>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
>June 25, 1745

>My dear Friend,

>I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

>But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

>i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

>2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

>3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

>4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

>7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

>8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

>>10899569
I want to shove my hands in Mio’s pantyhose to grope her ass while I make out with her for a good couple of hours at least. After that it’ll be nonstop sex until I get her pregnant.

>>10900149
korone is my favorite hag

>>10899711
Brilliant

>>10900149
>mature
>mommy
>can probably cook all your favourite meals and more
>enough experience in sex that she will drive you absolutely wild

>>10899988

For all the hag mommy love I'm surprised how little preggo art exists

>>10900684
music sauce?

>>10900795
It's a damn shame, that's for sure. Of course there isn't all that much pregnant Hololive art just in general in my experience.

>>10900839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkpvjK7ms0w

>>10900149
korone is the best hag

>be 24, always preferred girls my age
>started watching vtubers, found out about hololive last year
>this mio lass is so adorable, bet the girl behind the avatar is a cute 20-year old japanese woman
>look up her roommate
>she's actually old, with meh looks and kinda chubby
>I should've found her unappealing
>but instead got a raging hard on and the need of depositing my seed inside her womb

>>10901079
Congratulations anon, you just became a man.

>>10899711
Just like Ben Franklin said.

>>10900857
Pixiv doesn't even have a full page.

>>10900017
is she in heat...

>>10899569
me too

>>10901180
Always

Facts: Hagchads are approximately 10x more horny than cunnyfags

>>10901777
the digits speak of the truth
and i want to pour all of my horny into this hags womb

Will you play EDF for Mio?

I love when she sings "Konayuki"

>>10901777
Related fact: Women peak sexually after age 30

>>10902042
Even funnier and also related fact: When women hit 30, they become the horniest they've ever been because their biological clock is running out, and thus their bodies scream "Give me some kids woman!"

>>10901777
When you are teen, your horniness is just all encompassing and directionless. Once you get some taste and sense, you'll realize that you cannot be arsed to listen to 18 year old kids scream and you much rather just chill with your hag-wife and direct your new found horniness at her.

>>10902148
Wasn't there a romcom called prime specifically about a guy in his 20s with a woman in her 30s?

Mio tights tea

>>10902684

life liberty and the pursuit of hags

Is this /mion/?

>>10905049
No anon, this is /hag/, but feel free to discuss the best mommy.

Stop lusting after hags.

>>10906041
fuck off taiga I'M GONNA CUM INSIDE YOUR MOM

>>10902018
>for mio
bitch that games' fucking awesome, I'll play regardless (but I will happily play with her regardless....BREED THE FUCK OUTTA THE HAG AFTERWARDS SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)

>>10906041
I refuse

Cute Miosha!

>>10906041
tell them to stop being so god damn hot

>>10899569
Yeah we know, you miofas just can't shut up about wanting to put a football team inside her.

Breeding every hag until they all receive the gift of motherhood.

>>10906735
It’s not our fault she is desperately begging for someone to man the fuck up and make her a mother.

criminal lack of best hag in this thread

>>10906041
i want to shove this little shit inside the smallest cat carrier that will fit him, facing out, and make him watch as i repeatedly breed his mom

>>10907057
I need to revitalise her womb with gallons of my virile seed.

>>10901422
not for much longer, those eggs need to be fertilized anon!

Mio is sweet

What is Patra's membership like besides one extra stream per month?

>>10907731

>>10901777
Cunny is just about sexual desire and using them for sexual release. Hags involves a love for your hag as well, and this love mixed with the incredible lost a mature woman brings out of you drives you towards insane levels of horny.

Basically what I’m trying to say is I want to marry Mio, make her happy and fuck her senseless.

Sex with Mio.

How can we make them realize than kaigainiki love hags?

I would like to take a moment to vent my frustration that there is no tag for mature woman in age inappropriate clothes.

>>10909481
Wouldn't it sort of fall under "Undersized Clothes"?

>>10899569
Tfw hololive is being carried by the hags while the very young """talents""" mostly laze around and barely stream

I want to make this hag a real mother.

>>10909856
There are a couple of tags that can be combined but they all have you sorting through unrelated stuff

>>10909469
I think they suspect it

>>10911376
I can’t wait for this idiot debiru to become a hag herself.

>>10911903
"Devilish" acts in an attempt to get laid.

Bros, I’m so glad we’re all love hags here, I’m proud to be here.

this is a great thread

Ok anons, which artist you would pay to draw a 50 page Mio doujin

I'd pay Kawaisaw and Rocket monkey

>>10909981
Not all of those very young "talents" are lazy and barely stream anon. Some of them are keep pilling up dramas and manhera arcs without end

>>10913100
t. Cucknigger

>>10900379
This may have been his advice but it's common knowledge he was plowing French teens on the regular

>>10913100
Pochimaru for sure

>>10913100
Ina, with herself as the dom. Also add Fubuki in there for good measure.

>>10913100
Nuezou

>>10913868
Not exclusively. Like number 4 said, mature women are more discreet and prudent.

>>10913100
Mio x shota done by Shuz.

>>10913100
pochi, and thats the final answer
don't even need to give her a storyboard, she'd come up with something godly anyway

>>10913100
Mio x Me IRL

>>10913100

Kurosugatari the man draws hags so well

>slowly but surely losing the embarassement I feel torwards the thought of being called baby by an older woman
>It's starting to make me horny
Is there no going back?

I want to give her cake.

>>10906041
for me it's taiga and tawa

>>10899569
hags get hanged

>>10913100
Methonium/synecdoche but I doubt he takes commissions for full doujins, maybe one drawing
DO IT FOR THE CULTURE ANON, DO IT!!!!!!!

I want to fuck the doog.

>>10924959
incredibly based
when i'm a crypto millionaire i will fulfill your wish

>>10930275
>The meth connoisseur is also a nene enjoyer
How does it feel having incredible taste anon?

>>10913100
FubuMio Syou doujin please.
>>10913319
Some of them are pretty chill though, Okayu and Suityan got no drama.

hag cat

>>10913868
It's exactly because he did that on regular basis that he knows, in comparison, how superior hags are

Cute Miosha

I-i..

>>10929947
I want to wife the doog (and fuck her).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XlK6Eyb9k

I think hags SUCK

>>10936557
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio Mio

This is /mion/ now

>>10899569
I do believe cause I love her just as much

Watching chuubas made me realize just how objectively better hags are if we don't take looks into consideration. Literally all the holohags are yab-free, actually entertaining with fun zatsus, not relying on menhera drama and hyper zoomer humor and overall being genuinely nice people. RL hags (except Miosha) still filter me by looks alone though, pp very biased I'm afraid.

>>10938204
>Literally all the holohags are yab-free,
Mukkun...

Kerberos hag.

>>10936678
Yea they SUCK

they SUCK deez nuts

>>10940090
She's a hag? I thought she's the same age as Suisei

>>10940244
If certain sites are to be believed, she's a freshly squeezed hag.

>>10913100
Kawaisaw of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1fPqQDEvcA
loli mio

>>10940729
Hagfags getting conflicted right now

Hag acting one tenth of her age!

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LOLIMION CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! UGH...UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I FUCKIN COOOOOM JFKRJFH4KNRKEJRHHRJRJRRKRKFKFJFJFJFKFKFGGFFKIIRJY3HHZKZKZKZJDRYRH3R

God I wish I was a young boy again so I could get groomed by a hag! AHHHHH

>>10941323
Hello, policeman? This one right here

>>10940729
>>10941111
No, Just imagine a slightly chubby Japanese woman wearing the type of crop tops and miniskirts that middle schoolers would wear that are way too tight and small for her. And acting like this in front of you to get you horny. It's peak HAG.

>>10941111
Jokes on you, I'm not even a hagfag I just love Mio

>>10941111
She is showing me what our child would be like

>>10941498
Based.

>>10941327
Kuzuha you lucky fucking bastard fuck...

Crazy to think that not too long ago she was crying about being miso soup.

I wonder if she has gotten over that yet. It certainly feels like she has gotten a lot more popular since.

>>10941733
It's not fair, I want a QT Japanese hag twice my age to fucking molest me and tell me that it will start feeling good in a minute and that if I tell anyone we'll both get in trouble.

>>10941735
I want to whisper 'miso soup is delicious' into Mio's ear while I rail the fuck out of her and get her pregnant.

>>10941851
I want to drink miso soup made from her bodily fluids.

>>10941735
She's been fine for a while now if we're talking numbers. But it's still a shame about her health not being that good.

Anons, do you think she'll hit 1M before 2022 ? I want to save her, make her happy, make her wheeze, cum deep inside her pussy while sucking her tits

>>10945435
>Anons, do you think she'll hit
Doubtful she gets 150K~ in three months

> I want to save her, make her happy, make her wheeze, cum deep inside her pussy while sucking her tits
Get line.

>>10920500
You have been enlightened anon

>>10941382
Can you blame them though ANY version of Mio is best

Has anyone in this thread actually coomed inside a hag?

>>10946051
Only in my dreams and VR Koikatsu sessions.

>>10946051
please no blogposting

>>10899569
I wanna fuck this hag so much, the aroma of her sweaty underboobs would be legendary, thank the gods for Mio's ass and tits. How loose do you guys think her labia minora are?

>>10941111
Eh, still Mio, just early access. I'll take it.

>>10946051
>Single mother having a midlife crisis
actually fairly common to bring one home from club/bar

>>10941643
as if you would need more motivation

precious sheep hag

First time a had sex was with a 37yo SUPER rich lady when a was 22 we fucked once and didn't cum in her but it was the best sex i had in my life and now i only date hags, it's not the same as my first time but better than bitches in their twenties who doesn't know how to use their pussy/mouth/ass

Apparently the new fox girl in NijiEN is a hag

>>10924153

>>10913100
Okara.

>>10899711

>>10955139
there's a doujin panel for everything huh

Fellow hag lovers, I need deets on the new NijiEN fox, apparently she is also a gigahag and I NEED to know more. Meanwhile I'll post delicious hag turkey

>>10957892
She certainly embraces the role, which is enough

>>10957892
I require more.

>>10957137
Doujin's are at the point where Infinite Monkeys at Infinite Keyboards are fully in effect

>kinda into hags
>but afraid of birth defect
fuck

>>10958779
im no expert but I think mixing race is good for the dna, might balance it out.

Why are all the canine hags so damn breedable?

>>10958779
as long as you're not breeding literal 50+ year olds the chances aren't that high

>>10958856
I will breed Botan and you can't stop me.

>>10958856
Isn't the risk jumping a lot by 30?
And even if not, then I don't think I could be able to talk the woman into aborting the child...

>>10959028
nah it's after 35 and reaches 1% at 40, I guess 1% is kinda high when you consider a bunch of people breeding at the same time in a population

>>10959028
Based purely off numbers from a quick google search, at 35 there is a 99.71% a child is born without any defects.

>>10959028
dont even be a nigger, breed and take responsibility for an extra chromosome baby

>>10959207
The only way I wouldn't love the off spring of Mio and I is if it somehow came out speaking Chink.

>>10958844
Toko has massive hag energy, and her in evening dress is just pure sex

>>10959203
>>10959205
I see, could be worse

>>10959207
No way I will let disabled kid suffer like that.

I cannot believe there was a hag thread and no one invited me.

>>10899711
fpbp and absolutely based

>>10960215
it's your duty as a hag lover to know these things anon

>>10958889
She's not at that point yet anon, but you better hurry up.

I want to sniff Botan's sweaty crotch so bad

>>10964363
What the fuck is his problem?

>>10969800
Hags.

>>10960215
>open /vt?
>ctrl + f "hag"
baka if u dont do this
>>10969765
imagine the smelle

>>10969765

>>10972408
https://files.catbox.moe/h2xb1m.jpg
*sniff

>>10972408
Anon, would you kindly paste that filename onto a post so I can use this gem sometime in the future?

>>10973822
Could just download as original but sure
sniff[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fw7eszk.ogg].webm

>>10972318
i do that but for goslingbros

>>10911903
>I'm such a devil that I tricked you into marrying me and getting me pregnant now you have to take responsibility.

>>10969800
>lonely cat breed
>wants friend
>mio doesn't play with taiga that often
>he becomes angry
but
>gets tawa
>now happy
>no longer hag anti

>>10976128
Sounds like mio plays with him often

>>10974559
>haha get pranked nerd, i bet you feel real silly now

>>10976767

>>10955139
Source

>>10974559
>>10976767
>Taking sips of whiskey from a hidden canteen, you walk solemly to the hopsital room where youre wife, Towa, is currently in
>Your children are there, all three of them, mourning for their sick mother
>She asks them to leave you two alone for a second, and they obey
>You hold Towa's frail hand gently into your own, looking at her still shining eyes
>shining with the same intensity from decades ago
>Towa begins coughing, you're about to call for help, but she signals you to stop
>"Anon, I think you need to know something..."
>You lean in, preparing for whatever it is
>Did you get NTR? Did she actually hate how you cooked? Did she think that fart from years ago was disgusting?
>"R-Remember when I said I loved you?"
>You nod with tears in your eyes
>"G-Get fucking pranked, nerd"
>You sit in shock
>Towa smiles, looks at you
>"Haha, got you again!"
>"S-Silly, a-a-anon...."
>Towa drifts to sleep
>her heartbeat stops
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>That damned Debiru

>>10913100
yukibuster

>>10976658
>ywn play with Mio’s pussy often

Hag threads are the best.

>>10911376
oba san towa....

>The Ragdoll is a cat breed with a color point coat and striking blue eyes. Their form is large and muscular and their coat is silky soft and semi-longhair. Ragdolls were developed by American breeder Ann Baker in the 1960s. They are best known for their docile and placid temperament and affectionate nature. The name 'Ragdoll' is derived from the tendency of individuals from the original breeding stock to go limp and relaxed when picked up.[1]

>Particularly popular in both the United Kingdom and the breed's native United States, Ragdolls are often known as 'dog-like cats' or 'puppy-like cats'. This is due to their tendency to follow people around, their ease when physically handled, and their relative lack of aggression toward other pets.[2]

>Ragdolls are powerful, large and heavy cats that are distinguishable by their V-shape markings on their forehead, large round blue eyes, soft thick coat, thick limbs, long tail and soft bodies. Their color rings are commonly tri-colour or bi-color. [3]

>Cats of the Ragdoll breed have bold personalities, a relaxed nature and a strong tolerance for pain (though this can, at times, be mistaken for lack of pain). These features allow Ragdolls to tolerate children's play and makes the breed an ideal family pet. [4]

>>10899569
Having hardcore Sex with Mio, after both of you enjoying each other body lustfully,her sweat is soo sweet and delicious

>>10913100
Etuzan Jakusui

why not hituji love?

>>10987999
All hags are welcome.

>>10908883
Best hag movement

>>10902018
I put it on my wishlist, I'll grab it for my birthday or Christmas.

>>10981109
>tawa gets to swim in Mio bathwater
It's not fair bros...

Me on the left

>>10979140
Why even live

Watch her friend's live.

>>10899569
>hag
i don't get all the lingo you kids use, but why do I get the impression that when you all say that, you just mean an adult woman. i.e - someone over 18. That said, since it's all washed up idols with anime fursonas, i guess some might be 30 or so.

>>11000281
Everyone posted in this thread is over 30.

>>10899569
From the first time I heard her voice, I fucking knew she was a hag before I ever knew who she really is.
Her voice is absolutely a dead giveaway to her age

>>11002772
simple but effective strategy to attract anons

>>10980112
>The Ragdoll is a cat breed with a color point coat and striking blue eyes. Their form is large and muscular and their coat is silky soft and semi-longhair. Ragdolls were developed by American breeder Ann Baker in the 1960s. They are best known for their docile and placid temperament and affectionate nature. The name 'Ragdoll' is derived from the tendency of individuals from the original breeding stock to go limp and relaxed when picked up.[1]

>Particularly popular in both the United Kingdom and the breed's native United States, Ragdolls are often known as 'dog-like cats' or 'puppy-like cats'. This is due to their tendency to follow people around, their ease when physically handled, and their relative lack of aggression toward other pets.[2]

>Ragdolls are powerful, large and heavy cats that are distinguishable by their V-shape markings on their forehead, large round blue eyes, soft thick coat, thick limbs, long tail and soft bodies. Their color rings are commonly tri-colour or bi-color. [3]

>Cats of the Ragdoll breed have bold personalities, a relaxed nature and a strong tolerance for pain (though this can, at times, be mistaken for lack of pain). These features allow Ragdolls to tolerate children's play and makes the breed an ideal family pet. [4]

>>10980112
The Ragdoll is a cat breed with a color point coat and striking blue eyes. Their form is large and muscular and their coat is silky soft and semi-longhair. Ragdolls were developed by American breeder Ann Baker in the 1960s. They are best known for their docile and placid temperament and affectionate nature. The name 'Ragdoll' is derived from the tendency of individuals from the original breeding stock to go limp and relaxed when picked up.

Particularly popular in both the United Kingdom and the breed's native United States, Ragdolls are often known as 'dog-like cats' or 'puppy-like cats'. This is due to their tendency to follow people around, their ease when physically handled, and their relative lack of aggression toward other pets.

Ragdolls are powerful, large and heavy cats that are distinguishable by their V-shape markings on their forehead, large round blue eyes, soft thick coat, thick limbs, long tail and soft bodies. Their color rings are commonly tri-colour or bi-color.

Cats of the Ragdoll breed have bold personalities, a relaxed nature and a strong tolerance for pain (though this can, at times, be mistaken for lack of pain). These features allow Ragdolls to tolerate children's play and makes the breed an ideal family pet.

>>11006428
>>11006605
You'll get it next time, champ.

>>10904160
who is that?

>>11006909
https://youtu.be/ttMy8Sn-Gtg

>>11007001
>ywn get to be the step father to Patra's child

WHY EVEN LIVE BROS?

>>11006909
Patra, another prime hag.

>>11007001
>>11007076
thanks brothers

hags!

>>11009589

I need to breed this Kerberos.

>>11011974
Toko feels very high class, something unobtainable by regular plebeians like me.

>>11012413
She is only interested in grooming younger women like Suityan, Lize and Ange. Doesn't make me want to fuck her any less.

>>11011974
>>10929947
wanna get squished between these two doggos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWfIypd-A9g
this hag is radiating sex energy and I have a dire need to breed

>>11012898
But Ange is also interested in grooming Rosemi. Does the grooming trickle down?