/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to wapw wosemi

Rosemi sama
I love u so much!!!

This is getting weird

I hawe pawtaken in twe dawk awts, Wosemi-sama
Pwease fowgive me

I need a crusader kings mod with all the hololive religions with the different heads of faith.

>>10910829
Father forgive for i want to wape wosemi!

>>10910829
After seeing beatMario appear last night, I repent of being a holobronie. LazuLight and Nijisanji are not what I thought they were…

>>10911133
>hololive religions
do holobronies really?

There is a moment, in the life of a viewer, that you come to a realisation.
In that moment, it is not a deep pain, but a cold shower. A cold, hard, truth.
Your oshi, is no longer your oshi. There is now a woman you love more than her. That you cherish more than you want to admit.
(YOU) have a new oshi, and there is nothing you can do.

>>10911204
MY BAD. Vtuber religions. Thanks for catching my typo.

>>10910829
Please cleanse me of my sins gweat Wosemi sama. I am having lustful thoughts about my oshi and want to play games with her, but know it would be impolite to ask, even though I've talked to her in DMs before. Teach me my place wosemi

>>10911172
I must agree here…fuck i have seen the light too..

>>10911311
the LAZUlight

>>10911419
I kneel….2hu bros, it was kino…

>>10910829
You're the one that has to do the confessing, you backstabbing whore.

Wosemi is playing phasmo in VR right now. She is adorable.

>>10911543
Hey! No shilling in the confession booth.

>>10911204
shut up Pomu you're a pope too

>>10911543
No shilling!

>>10911543
HOLY SHIT I'm MISSING THAT WTF GOD DAMMIT

>>10910829
I've jerked off to a femboy takodachi's feet on here

>>10910829
I am holofan but I exclusively fap to to nijimem
I've busted so many nuts to sister Claire, Ange and Rindou, it's unreal

>>10911124
Continue partaking

I have been joining and cancelling my Mya membership for several months now because I don't know if I'll have money in my card (not poor, just don't use my card much and I'm too lazy to walk to the bank) since I'd rather manually renew it. I recently learned that whoever you cancel your membership gets notified. I got sad over knowing she thinks there's people cancelling her membaship when it's just me being retarded. Pope Rosemi, Amyamya, please, forgive me, I didn't mean it.

>>10913556
Poor amyamya, you should apologize in SC to her…

>>10913556
Do they know if you're paying in ARS?

>>10914243
I'd assume so but I'm not a cheapskate I am paying in 100% American dollars.

>>10910829
I enter fan discords, if not real ones that have an under $2 entry fee, and usually say nothing except for when I see the opportunity to plant little seeds of drama within them. Never elaborating further on my comments, never getting too much into detail, only ever keeping it to one post a day, and waiting for a few days before trying it again. I've gotten a surprisingly high number of people 21 banned since I've done this the last few months, almost all bans coming exclusively within one particular vshojo member's discord.

>>10914687
>I enter fan discords
Why?

I pick the fluff out of my bellybutton and chew it.

>>10924717
I find that people who make fan discords are typically more schitzo than those who can enter a free or low bar of entry official one. I don't last long on those though.

I try to promote NijiEN and HoloEN unity but I don't actually watch a second of NijiEN, I just want the nonsense threads and wild claims to stop.

>>10910829
Oh gweat Wosemi, fowgive me for I have jerked off numerous times to your past life and IRL images that you posted, especially the ones showing your flat chest. I'd pay loads for your naizuri.

I hardly watch vtubers anymore. The illusion started fading on me a couple of months ago and it's hard to watch them consistently compared to last year.

>>10910829
I jack off to noel and her roommate more than to my oshi

>>10911124
Good

My confession is that any time people ask about the appeal of male vtubers I get into arguments that they aren't just sex appeal for females or gay people, but I actually do want to fuck them. I still watch for non sex reasons but sometimes they do stuff that turns me on that I'd imagine people solely watch females for. May God and Pope Rosemi forgive my sin.

>>10937379
Hmmmmm

Great Rosemi, please shower me in your holy water, for I have sinned. Grant me the blessing of your precious, golden rain, and grantme your seed.