/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

the other one was first by a few seconds.
>>10593672
>>10593672
>>10593672
>>10593672

ah

>Keeping the thread warm for Beatani
All the other dads will be here soon!

>>10619076
/yah/ lives until she graduates.

I love Bea more than any of you.

>>10619156
No way you fucking retard

>>10619156
Me too except for that one dad.

Does Bea even look at these threads anymore? I'm an anti who doesn't watch her stream so I wouldn't know.

>>10619262
Not every thread but she still checks at least every few.

>Magazine Due Date
It's here fellas! 2359 JST tonight! If there are any issues, you know where to find me. I'll be trying to give extra attention to the dedicated thread, and emails go straight to my phone so as long as I'm around I can answer quickly.
>Dedicated thread
https://clover.club/forum/yah/res/111.html
>Contact
WhoIsYouMagazine*Gmail

>>10619156
I love Bea more than you too.

I love fucking this bear!

>>10619156
Shut the fuck up faggot there's no way you can love Bea more than me.

any clover club project update?

>>10620550
Neck yourself

>>10620550
It will be on a MD mailed to Bea with the magazine.

>>10620961
When it is getting to us?
I'm tired of waiting

i love this fucking bear

Beatani has an angelic voice! I really believe it! I dooooooo!

Beatani is naked

>>10621777
at work?

I love Bea so much that I would suck off any of her fans for her

>>10621849
except for meetings

>>10621849
She works naked

>>10622207
If she works naked then she's going to want to crank the thermostat way up to be comfortable...

>>10622658
Her polar bear fur keeps her warm.

>>10622798
No fur just naked

>>10621456
>>10620550
Did Anon end up emailing rye mountain san for the files?

>>10621435
O-oh... I'm too nervous to DM now, this straightforwardness is unexpected...

>>10623347
Just send them your bigdickchama

>>10622798
You mean her bush naturally.

>>10621435
>mouses over
>nearly hab heart attack

>>10622798
Polar bear fur is actually so efficient at transmitting solar energy to the skin that polar bears often need to dip into the arctic waters to cool off.

>>10623089
I think they are waiting a little bit to see if the mixer shows up.

>>10620955
Think i just replied to you, your message got caught in spam.

>>10623089
Why would you want Rye to do it? He's not a dad, and he has no mixing experience.

>>10626160
Not for him to mix, but he has the raw submissions. Some anons emailed instead of using the thread.

How many dads are naked right now?

>>10626409
I'm wearing nothing but my glasses right now.

>>10626429
can you hear it? the horny howls of the glasses coomer?

>>10626491

>>10626409
it's fucking damn cold and my air conditioner hasn't been working for months, of course I'm not naked

http://poal.me/vusjwk

>>10623347
Oh dear.. I'm sorry to make you feel this way dadchama! That's very hazukashi...
If you want you can say hi.. that would make me happy.. we can then hold hands, become friends and exchange a few words about our favourite internet bear.. nothing menhera or suspicious at all!

>>10626794
>Pajamas
>3 votes
I hope you are just joking

>>10627135
Why? I wear pajamas whenever I'm home, it's comfortable.

>>10626132
Nope, don't see it, my email contained a link to the file Fanzine.7z sent on the 27th

>>10627075
do you really like the taste of pus? it doesn't disgust me but it reminds me a lot of rotten flesh

>>10627293
It's embarrassing. I've never heard of anyone over 10 using pyjamas. Are you beatani?

>>10627135
I always where pajamas.

>>10627435
thanks for calling it out! you managed to be the only person i missed, my apologies there. If I need anything else, I'll be reaching out over the weekend. You should have an email from me now.

>>10627487
pajamas might just be a general term for nightwear

>>10627673
*wear

>>10627435
>>10627680
actually wait... .7z ? i don't think i see anything. did you just get an email from me? i checked spam and stuff.

>>10627689
Just sleep naked or in your underwear like a normal adult.

>>10627487
The funny thing is that I don't wear them to sleep, I sleep in underwear or naked if it's too hot. I just wear them because they're easy to move around in.

I really had hope Bea was completely naked in her apartment most of the time but sadly it isn't true. Abayo membearship I feel myself going grey.

>>10627824
Pajamas are nice if it's too cold to go to the bathroom to take a shit while wearing your underwear. They are also cute.

>>10627824
>Just sleep naked or in your underwear like a normal adult.
That's kind of embarrassing. I'd rather just wear my pjs

>>10627938
Just use a regular shirt. I got bullied back in middle school for using pajamas because even back then it was too childish. If you use them as an adult, there has to be something wrong with you.

>>10628137
It's a tactical advantage. If someone breaks in your house at night they can see a hairy man with an erection and an AR-15 headed straight for them.

>>10628199
I use a regular shirt with pj bottoms.
>>10628201
I don't think I look that intimidating and I don't own a gun.

>>10627437
There are definitely better delicacies than this.
Please, my beloved dadchama, imagine a flesh wound from the serrated bladechama.
The blood and tissue tastes good, that's for sure.
But now, imagine the kawaii forming scabs days later and slowly ripping them.. then chewing on them... oiiiiiishi~! But please refrain from silly questions like this, onegai.

>>10628199
If you can afford a good pair of pajamas I don't know why you'd use some ratty ass shirt you have lying around. Though I often wake up with clothes drenched in sweat so I learned to sleep naked.

>>10628523
I like you, I wish I had recorded when I got the tip of my thumb reattached, I'm sure you would have liked it

>>10628523
What the fuck, man

>>10629022
Don't think, just feel.

>>10628523
Who is this new character?

>>10629606
MBTI chama

>>10628729
Sounds delightful, just thinking about prying it with a knife and submerging it in the freshly squeezed lemon juice makes me all fuwa fuwa~ Fruit arc...
Thank you dadchama, I'm sure I would enjoy it. But now now, gomenasai, I will lurk in silence.
>>10629606
>>10629729
It's (You), Risuna-chan.

Tomorrow night I will sleep naked with beatani

No nut november is right around the corner, what has bea planned? Maybe at the end of the month when we all blow our loads she can rank them.

>>10628523
I have unironically eaten scabs before

When will zoomer bear make a TikTok?

I want to suck the cum right out of Beatani's huge girly cock so bad bros...

>>10631720
Is she gonna do the coomer meme dances with a 3D model?

>>10632198
I actually want to see her do some.

>>10630437

WHERE IS WA I HAVE A QUESTION

>>10632609
>More than half of the indie votes are for Beatani
Based

>>10632866
Don’t vote for this garbage bea you fucking retard

Made a translation chama. I don't think anyone subbed this one yet.
https://youtu.be/tioecCRc_4E

early bear...

>>10633188
Her old mic made her sound like a 婆

Beatani will follow this account soon

https://twitter.com/imo10_/status/1311678303778951174

>>10633337

>>10633411
based if true, they make good art

Damn, Beatani looks like this?

>>10633901
no like this

>>10633472
beatani's big black eyes remind me of my dog

what happened

>>10634056
what are you talking about

Now that we know bea doesn't live alone in xp hill, who else is there? xp characters like clippy and merlin?

>>10634158
me

Is it me or bea's model became whiter? For some reason I remember the color of her skin to be a bit darker

>>10634241
It's the lighting

>>10634241
She had turned on for a long time the lighting of the karaoke streams

>>10634352
Oh I didn't even notice that

>>10634389
The lighting gives the model a more mature look and it has a good feeling, but I like it more when she is not using it

who the fuck did the delta integrale?
I'm thinkin omega based

>>10635349
Integrales and other math shit is for nerds nothing based about it

bear clitoris

>>10626429
uoohhh
You know where to send the DM too~
Kek

Dadchamas I still haven't started my magazine article. I should start it now before it is too late.

>>10636218
Bea...

>>10635446
ペロペロ

>>10636218
It's due in 3 hours. If it's not a shitpost, please send me an email.

>>10637013
4 hours

>>10637288
Well played. I'm tired, gomen.
>FOUR HOURS
>>10636218
If that's you, I just replied to your message.

>>10637467
Well now as of the time of your post, it's not four hours anymore, just three hours and some change.

>>10637497
why do you keep ruin everything? kuso black bear should know her place

>>10636218
reminds me of my experience in highschool
I ended up dropping out and have been a neet for like 7 years

QUICK I NEED IDEAS TO WRITE AN ARTICLE IN LESS THAN 3 HOURS

>>10637641
The answer is that you don't. You simply cannot do this in three hours unless you are one of the plain text submitters. Given that all the plain text submitters already sent me their submissions, I'll assume you are not one of them. If it's not a shitpost, send me an email sooner than later please.

I'm a hardcore Beatani fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in XP Hills where I would often do picnics with the Teddy or play with Bea, but one day as I was talking to Beatani, we went to my hill for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Chihiro and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for XP Hill, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Chihiro said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a nadenade on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>10637800
godspeed

>>10637800

WHERE IS WA I HAVE A QUESTION

>>10638360
i’m not them but what do you need?

>Magazine Project
Submissions are due in just over two hours

>Project phases
Rough Idea->Planning->Community Sign-up->Content Creation->Submission Reviews and Followups->Editing->Printing->Physical Mailers->Electronic Distribution

>END OF SUBMISSIONS PHASE COMPLETE!
Sorry for the technicality but I'll be busy at 2359. And I won't get around to cross referencing and checking everything until Saturday and Sunday.

>BLOGPOSTING (no critical informations)

I said it before we even started; I have no experience with this kind of thing. Neither in regards to magazine editing or 4chan projects. Zero. I barely have project leadership experience myself, in any sense at all. I'm the type of person who usually prefers to work quietly and alone. But, you guys are blowing me away with some of these submissions. I've received lots of amazing stuff so far and I can't wait to share it with you all. All of these people submitting me this great content. It's too overwhelming. Now, I'm having trouble putting my feelings into words at this point.

Basically, I have grown to really appreciate my role in this whole project as the anonymous organizer. Because this isn't about me. It's not about any of you either; of course, it's about Beatani. While I realize that this format does NOT work for 99.9% of Beatani content, I've gained a newfound appreciation for this type of anonymous project. Maybe because it makes me feel like it removes all biases, both good and bad. One thing that feels a bit funny to me though is when I am receiving submissions and I know who is (you), but you don't have the same luxury.

And, well, to be honest, I've gotten very emotional about the magazine already. I mean in the sappy way. Sorry for being a bit of a cheesy dad, I guess. But, I've imagined things like dropping the magazine off in the mailbox, or when I finally share the completed file with everyone, and it just hits me right in the emotional feels. If it can already make me feel like this, I hope Beatani can also feel all our love and emotions once she receives it. Ideally, she will make stream(s) for it, too.

I'll never forget the anon who, on day one told me to not to be too ambitious or to bite off more than I can chew. I'll keep his words in mind, but I won't listen to him. In terms of scope, this is definitely the biggest /yah/ project yet. I hope I can prove him wrong and we can make something that everyone can feel proud of.

To all the submitters, I just want to say one last thing for now: thank you for participating, thank you for your hard work, thank you for believing in me, and thank you for believing in this project and going on this journey with me.

>>10621573
me too

>walk down the street
>suddenly think of dads
>cooking something
>suddenly think of dads
>watching bea
>suddenly think of dads
>jerking off
>suddenly think of dads
>doing anything at all
>suddenly think of dads again
W-what's going on... Why can't I stop thinking about dads...

>>10639345
If you've got a minute, please check your mail. I sent you a question

>>10639871
you're finally realizing the real reason to watch bear, to get close to the dads.

>>10639915
I replied to you, you are good!

>>10638930
WHERE IS WA I HAVE A QUESTION
I NEED YOU DATA LOVING MENHERA

>>10639948
Thanks. May play around a bit more, but I'll submit before the time is up

>>10640064
What do you need to ask him? I can pass the question along if it's something important.

>>10640237
He is basically lurking in every thread. So I suspect that he is (you)

>>10640418
NO WAY THIS ISN'T HIS WRITING STYLE
I'M MENHERA STALKER STALKER SEETHE MORE

>>10639345
>In terms of scope, this is definitely the biggest /yah/ project yet
There's one so big that it has been going on for months and will probably never be finished

>>10640529
fucking kek

>>10593679
>schizos, stalkers, menheras, trolls, timeloops AWAY ->
That kind of OP always is the worst
Not only it acknowledge then, but it's also useless, since no schizo will see that think "well fuck guess I can't post here"

>>10640529
pain...

>>10619156
I don't really like her but I don't want to make her sad either so I still entertain her.

>>10640747
>thinking we can have a thread without timelooping
ngmi

>>10627487
You see too concerned about some fabricated image of what is a cool adult anon, many people wear pajamas. Of course it depends on the countries, but there's really nothing wrong with that.

>>10640747
Pretty sure it's a message to the rest of the people to stop taking cheap bait.

>>10627918
>going grey
Anon, breath

>>10628199
Ah, weak! Don't let other men dictate what you're allowed to wear.

>>10634241
She's whitewashing

>>10637013
wait what? I thought it was end of the month, so 15h from now
wtf

>>10637013
Uh I really thought i was until this day was over, no way I'm done in 3h at all

>>10641546
>>10641578
Burgers... your time zone reps

>>10639345
Well uh check your mails in case mine ended up in the chunk, it's one with with haruhi as domain name.

>>10641815
their fault not ready precisely everything, but I wonder why the time was in JST, is the organizer Japanese?

HOLY FUCK KIRYU COCO THE CHAIRMAN HERSELF COMING TO VISIT XP HILL FOR A GOODBYE TO BEATANI BEFORE HER CHANNEL GETS DELETED PERMANENTLY, SAY SOMETHING NICE TO COCO BEFORE SHE LEAVES

>>10641986
>He doesn't know

>>10641988
>Bea... you have to join vshojo

What comes after the magazine project, how can we even surpass such a thing?

dadchama I sent my application to Vshojo thank you Vshojo poster chama!

>>10642067
R18 magazine

>>10642067
>>10642096
collaborative webcomic written by bea and illustrated by dads

>>10642067
I mean it's a nice project but you're overblowing it, it's most things done individually in private and I doubt it'd really top May anniversary. It's his own thing.

>>10642067
you shouldn't be doing things with the intention of always one-upping a previous effort, anon. Showing love isn't a competition.

>>10641546
>>10641578
You can just e-mail me. We can get it sorted out.
>>10642145
>>10642067
The only time I've ever compared the projects was to say that this one is bigger in scope (an objective fact.) But, I have specifically avoided comparing the projects in any other regards. Because, everything has its own unique qualities and is great in its own way. I have done this intentionally. I do not want people to think of this as the best project, or anything of the sort. There is no need to think about it like this.

>>10642145
>his own thing
what did he mean by this

>>10640902
>>10641407
Some things are simply designed for children, and using them will make you look like a weirdo. For example, you wouldn't wear a shirt in public that has a picture of a bear on it.

>>10642145
I think someone's regretting not participating

Can streams be private/unlisted? Bea should make one and every 5 minutes provide a hint to a character of the URL. And the dads who manage to solve every hint and tune in to the stream should get a free sex from bea.

>>10642145
You are underestimating it

>>10642067
do you think a garage kit of a model is too far?

>>10641988
BEA OPEN THE WINDOW BEA LOOK BEHIND YOU QUICK THEY'RE GONNA GET HER, YOU HAVE TO LET HER IN VSHOJO

Fuck it. I'm not asking anymore. I'll get into Vshojo myself and force Bea to collab with me and Nyanners.

>>10642982
Zendad, the ultimate form.

>>10642903
they look cute together

Is Bea really joining Vshojo?

>>10643246
Yes

>>10642982
She probably did apply, but there's no way she'd tell us about it. I know she's gonna make it, so I'm already preparing plans to get her fired.

>>10641988
I hope you collab with Beatani Chisato when you both get admitted in Vshoujo.

>>10643276
I have a critical information about her. If you would do it I don’t hesitate to send this to you. Please contact me.

>>10643276
You got brainwashed by the ritualposter, she made a point about not wanting any kind of contrat even a loose one.

>>10643246
Yes, but the jp branch. Her and k-son.

>>10643445
I think I know who you are, so I'll DM you later
>>10643462
There's no proof that she wasn't lying. She likes big numbers and big money, so I think she applied.

>>10643636
when? I'm as impatient as this bear.

I get that you're a sappy dad, but if you include some cheesy closing note in the magazine that isn't just a simple thank you to the participants, I'm going to hate you.

>>10643772
I give up, I already sent the DM to 5 dads I thought were you, but they all got angry and blocked me.

>>10643276
she already said she did
>>10642086

>>10644082
I’ll give you a clue. You should send DM to *******

>>10642067
The minecraft Halloween event

>>10644055
Organize anon WILL make last page his blogpost and you will like it!

>>10644516
It's not humble so I will not like it

If Beatani did join vshoujo, how long would it take western "fans" to try and cancel her?

>>10644055
I've already posted about a comment section in the rear of the magazine. Everyone can send one. I'd probably sign in that section with my name instead of Organizer, though. Not really trying to link it. More details on that section later, anyway. There may be something like you said, a simple note from the editor and organizer, like a paragraph or something, but haven't even gotten that far yet. Also, you could have just given me a (you), you know. Almost missed this post.

>>10633344
>>10633188
I want the old beatani back...

>>10645898
we have already told her how to deal with that type of situation she should be fine

Beatani, darling. You join vshitjo and I'll make sure you graduate from XP hill.

I want my bear daughter to be happy and successful

>>10633188
thanks for making it. should this go in the beatani clips playlist? or should it go in the memes playlist? really i'm not sure. i guess maybe there is not a right or wrong answer. do you have a preference, AR chama?

>>10646736
Graduates in to my arms.

>>10633472

>>10646921
either way seems fine tabun maybe

I can't wait.
https://youtu.be/IYte-tSGEdg

I thought I was finally hardened and resolved not to let other people influence my emotions, but this fucking beatani makes me question myself. I hate her.

>>10647508
i put it to clips, since clips is whats on bea's home page. tabun maybe more people can see it this way.

>>10647916
She doesn’t anything to you tho?

>>10647994
Go back to twitter bea

>>10647994
* doesn’t do

>>10647916
She has made me bipolar maybe

>>10647994
what does it mean?

>>10648274
We're all bipolar bears in the end

>she didn't do her magazine reps

Cmon Bea, finish those background pages!

She's a menhera...

This bear is being literally me right now.

why is she whining about her job on twitter when she should be entertaining us
booooo

>Bea quits her job
>Bea becomes completely dependent on us
>Financially and emotionally
>Can't join any vtuber company because yab background (i have Chinese connections and i screencapped EVERYTHING including your friend's face.)
>Bea gets more and more corrupted and loses what little sanity she has left by spending literally all her time with us
>can't even get a boyfriend now even if she tried
Hahaha... Yees Bea... Quit your job. Don't you wanna spend your life in XP Hill with Risuna and Remoto Kid? You know real life is boring so embrace your virtual paradise with us... We'll always be here for you :)

Why are Dads giving her a low score? *Genuine sob noises*

>>10649055
I'm entertained by her suffering.

>>10649270
idk what this is

I've sent my application
Sorry dads, she will be moving in with me soon

>>10649308
>>10630437

>>10649359
I hope your timezone works for me. I could use some better stream times.

>>10649201
when's the part where we're gangbanging her every night and making her sell her body

>>10649270
I'm pretty sure there are several people who rate literally everyone as 1, maybe out of spite or something, or they are just autistic

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

>>10649542
shit that's exactly what i did for the first half until i realized i could be lazy and not click anything at all.
i gave a 10 to beatani and a 10 to nyanners though

>>10649591
Based

>>10620550
Fuckigng uuuhhhh
i need to get my shit together and sit down and finish it already

Sorry I mean bear milk sorry I mean bear milk sorry I mean bear milk

>>10649201
Chaturbate streams let's gooooo

>>10649542
oh yeah there are many people who will make a point of giving 1 to every western indie even if they never saw anything from them just because muh western whore

>>10649591
Not the 1 part but I did give both of them a 10.

>>10649665
If you want your oshi to be seated the highest voting 1 for the ones lowers their average compared to you voting more.

>>10649678
based vshoujo poster

>>10633973
>>10649639

gondola chama you have a brother that streams
https://twitch.tv/gondola_gamingvt

>>10649542
>maybe out of spite or something
Tactical vote because it determines seeding.

>>10649201
Her graduation may now be a real suicide.

>>10650288
Hey dads! Let's meet in the forest!

>>10650331
NO BEA DONT GLITCH OUT THATS NOT THE WAY TO GET OUT OF XP HILL NOOOOO

>>10649574
cuet

>>10650331
pre suicide gangbang that ends in everyone dying from exhaustion

>>10650437
she's merely joining Vshojo anon

>>10650531
all me

>>10650571
All the dads gangbang you? Are you cute?

>>10650564
Let's stop joking, do you think bea might be interested in trying to join an agency? remember all her background and the screenshots that almost everyone has

>>10650869
Screenshots? I swear I turn away for a couple days and there's a month's worth of lore

>>10650869
strong esl

Maybe Bea will get donation for her 3D, and then suddenly disappear at the last minute and go live a life of leisure with some Oil baron.

>>10650963
I though she was asleep, but I guess it was paws after all

Bros, I'm thinking of pregnant Bea again...

oil balons can you save me too? the money would be really helpful

>>10651602
It's a right reserved to girls. Maybe if you can be a submissive twink you can still have some hope.

>>10651508

>>10651661
Damn the horse broke her hymens AND got her pregnant?

>>10651766
It was fuwatani

>>10650963
>>10650869
>>10651403
what? it doesn't seem like bear english

>>10651602
Maybe. Who is you?

Why is she like this
There are plenty of pretty rich guys in Japan
There are plenty of lonely guys in Japan
The dating industry is very strong too
Is she that insufferable and horrible to live with? That must be the reason?

>>10650869
Bea should start an agency.

>>10651533
This donation reeks of clipnigger

>>10651975
Ssssh don't tell her or she'll marry him!

>>10651895
>Is she that insufferable and horrible to live with?
Yes

>>10651895
she's annoying/autistic in real life while being to ugly to put up with for more than one night stands

>>10651661
t****-chama, based!
Now draw them both pregant

>>10652109

>>10652133

Ganbare bear, I can't do much for you but cheer you on from here since I never figured out how to deal with that loop either

>>10651895
It's a cool pic, you shouldnt' have cropped it.

>>10652340
Bea is so much fucking cooler than me

>>10652340
conceptualize the aroma

>>10647715
Such a forced and cringe "comedy"

YURO UPRISING NOW

https://youtu.be/2JFrrI4MgLg
I've finished preparing the clips for the Retrospective, there are 6 more to go. So, in about a week I can start to upload the 5k.

>>10653979
kek, the ojisan style comments makes me laugh

>>10653979

>>10653979
Congratulations on 200 subscribers dude

>>10652340
full thing made it too far from what I wanted to convey since it shows a singular bedroom probably still living with her parents

>>10652538
>Smoking in your own room
That's not cool

>>10653009
?
What's happening, why do I have to revolt, who do I have to behead?

>>10444287
>Burn it
>>10444658
>throw him on a bonfire and save us from his wickedness
Hope the fire is enough to keep us safe for the next 100 years.

>>10655328
This hurts me more than it should

>>10655328
thank you brother, may the fire extinguish his evil

>>10655328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wK6s-6cbo

https://youtu.be/t_Q8kMZnPhY
cant believe there's a spanish translation of beatanis debut

>>10655890
Damn, back in March too

>>10655890
GAO! GAO!

>>10655890
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE WAS SO CUTE
GAO

>>10655890
>My goal in life
>I want to reconcile with my sister

>>10656066
rrat: she actually has a sister and the chihiro in the cooking video isn't the real chihiro

>>10593679
Literally who?

>>10655328
The fire rises

>>10656098
She knows too well about being a younger sibling, so I actually believe this

>>10656145
as does my penis

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/?query=beatani&ref=search_box
beatani has 2 stickers available for purchase on redbubble our daughter is famous!

>>10655998
>yah

It's past time for a lewd mousepad. Which would be better? A Chihiro or Risuna boob mousepad, or a Bea bent over presenting her ass and cunny mousepad?
https://diipoo.com/shop/custom-3d-mouse-pad/

>>10656282
id buy a bent over ass bea mousepad real quick

>>10647715
I don't like vtuber anymore.

>>10656282
Chihiro booba is supreme

>>10656282
Risuna using her ass to choke Beatani.

ive never seen this art before

>>10656600
I think that's a NY art

>>10656202
I can accept the peruvian dads but, having chicANO viewers might be too much for me.

>>10656720
it's not wrong to sell that? technically he is making a profit with bea image

>>10656282
I'd want this

>>10656805
Yes, typical chicano taking the easy way out.

>>10656202
>Related searches: Bear Cute Funny

Anyone know what the membear stream will be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr4kExdwkxA

>>10656997
She's using the old tags on this one. Was it scheduled long ago and just private?

>>10656997
I'm hoping for gartic phone or amogus

>>10656600

>>10656997
Garlic Phone is infinitely more fun than amogus

Bros, how do we make Bea better at games?

>>10657547
for what purpose, it's fun watch her get frustrated

>>10657547
reps

>>10657568
She takes too long to actually progress.

Predict today's stream

>>10657664
Yakuza. I belieb.

Fuck I forgot she was streaming today

>>10657491
I miss slay za spaiyah edits

AUDITIONS FOR VSHOJO HAVE BEEN OFFFICIALLY CLOSED
https://twitter.com/vshojoofficial/status/1443685855353360387

>>10657600
Watch her for the derails, not the gameplay.

>>10658058
She's going to announce her acceptance during the membear stream, I just know it!

I find the idea of a bea/melody collaboration hilarious. The banter would amuse me. But such things will never happen. Maybe.

>>10658225
They're both living in computers so who knows?

>>10658058
Congratulations!

Thank god she's not streaming. I can go to sleep, matane bea bea

stream cancelled probably say nice things to bear to make her headache go away

It's ok Bea! Feel better!

all the nade nade must have rattled her brains around and given her a headache. i will hug next time.

>>10658170
Damn, she worked too hard to finish her vshoujo application in time and now feeling the consequences

>>10658500
Everything worthwhile has a price.

>>10657768
I don't think you forgot anything tho

>>10658415
I hope Bea gets over her hangover.

At least typhoon means a good reason to eat korokke

>>10658581
It's probably this

>>10658500
why are you so excited about your daughter becoming a stripper?

>>10658619
Because I want to see her naked.

>>10658618
I've been quiet about it but the fact that Bea drinks special almost every day (or at least used to) makes me concern hard
t. Former alcoholic dad

I guess she got her period, what a relief.

>>10620550
>>10649631
Since the last post I sat down and finalized the timing and vocal tuning for the first verse for every submission. I will probably be able to do a lot of progress tomorrow unless another wave of depression hits.

>>10658806
Ganbatte! Thanks for doing this.

Did you know that despite the popular "sorry, I've got a headache" myth, sex actually helps alleviate headache?

>>10658928
Don't worry dads, I'll cure her

>>10658984
get in line bucko

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!!! I WISH I COULD SPLASH SPLASH WITH HER EVERY MORNING!!!! AND GET SOAKED!!!!! MAKING A BIG MESS WITH BEATANI!!1!!11!111111!!!!!!1!

>>10658928
Only if you orgasm, and not always. At least from my own experiences as a chronic headache dad.

>>10658928
I think beatani should stream sex. It would be pretty cool i think.

>>10658415
Thank you for accepting my application earlier! I look forward to moving in together

Seems like xp hill got its first case of the kung flu...

plan B?

>>10658928
>>10659042
i get coital headaches sometimes, and it's the most painful thing. i guess you never had them, but they really fucking suck

>>10659143
>>10658766
> BUFFERIN PREMIUM Pain reliever/Fever reducer (1) Pain relieving effect on headache, pain due to stiff shoulders, menstrual pain, back pain, joint pain,

phew

>>10659042
>>10658928
Not all headaches are created equal, but hand reps didn't help with migraines for me.

>>10659195
>brought on by sexual activity
Good to know Bea is safe

>>10658928
I only know how to have sex in the piledriver position, so my gf always ends up with a headache and hurt neck after sex.

>>10659287
cooma chado, is that you?

>>10658806
Alright depression anon, you can do it! Please finish before you hang yourself!

>>10658928
That seems wrong, her current headache is because we had sex for hours just before

>>10659287
when you have to be absolutely sure and mating press isn't good enough there's always the piledriver

>>10658928
>>10659042
>>10659256
Jacking off at least definitely makes it worse, not sure because of increased blood flow or concentration or what but it's horrible.

>>10659255
you can get it from masturbation

>>10659406
I did once or twice early in my fapping career.

>>10659255
you arent safe sex had to happen for her to be born any headache is a side effect of the sex from her creation and inception

>>10659430
maybe i get it once every 2 or 3 months

>>10659443
>it's impossible to be completely safe from sex

morning sickness bear

>>10659201
>menstrual pain
makes sense

>>10659844
safe!

RATE THE STREAM!

Bea had sex with a coworker and is now pregnant.

>>10659946
/ 10

>>10659946
/

>>10660036
All that trouble and she still didn't get the promotion.

>>10659946
Nothing happened /10

>>10659946

He said he was going to pull out in time

>>10659946
Pain/10

Beatani is building her own family!

>>10660330
Build-a-bear in her womb!

>>10655328
fuck off with your fuwatani hate
did fuwatani every bitch about her job then skip a stream, letting us all done? no?

>>10660330
With me

>>10660381
almost certainly weak autocorrect reps, but I wanna belieb it's paws. But it's probably not

>>10659946
there was a stream?

>>10660442
i just woke up from a nap

>>10660444
Yes but you can't see it if you take your meds.

wheres the dad keeping track of beas menstrual cycle

oji.netlify.app/ if you lost your link to the Ojisan generator

>>10660496
There's no single dad who does that, we just collectively deduced when it happens.

Dads! In order for beatani to get better you must be naked with her right now onegai!

>>10660557
you need a generator to speak like this?
weak Dads

>>10660730
Do I also need to rub my genitals against hers?

>>10660730
In Minecraft?

I need a dad generator

>>10660730
I will not second guess your methods

>>10660808
Beatani can generate more dads if you have unprotected sex with her.

>>10660933
Dads are for sex, Beatani is to make more dads.

bea needs a good sex partner like myself

>>10661220
We'll need to check your qualifications.

quick before the thread dies
what are the big rrats going on?

>>10661847
bea masturbates using chihiro's tootbrush

>>10661847
bea is a virgin but a technical virgin

>>10661956
Lots of intercrural sex

>>10661847
bea is seriously thinking about marrying and moving in with a dad so she doesn't have to work anymore.

>>10662078
Hell I would too

>>10662078
That's why she's been trying to grow the channel and get her 3D so fast. She can impress Hiroyuki and marry him.

>>10661847
She's streaming less because she's personally reviewing each possible dad in wealth and mental health to chose which one to freeload from.

>>10662509
>>10662078
She got excited after seeing how many high IQ dads are around.

>>10661847
She cancelled the stream because she has covid.

>>10661847
Glasses dad doesn't actually like glasses

>>10662435
bea is too cute for that hook nosed scumbag

>>10662699
she's also too sweet for him. Hiroyuki's actually a piece of shit

>>10662435
I remember when she said she didn't care about the numbers, why does she care about them now?

>>10662777
She's been going back and forth between caring and not in forever.

>>10662777
To win Hiroyuki's hand in marriage, or an interview. Two years ago while drunk at a bar Bea made a bet that she could get an interview with Hiroyuki. This is the multiyear work towards that goal. She hates losing slightly more than she hates us so we're useful for now.

>>10661847
Beatani is a fake vtuber created in an anchor thread.

I SERIOUSLY THINK THIS BEAR IS ALRIGHT!!1!

>>10661847
She would prefer to have a japanese fanbase rather than us.