/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10580103
>things that didn't happen.

>>10580103
>vtuber plays Minecraft with shaders

>>10580117
>I was that coworker
>they call me the gay one

>>10580103
Did you ask him which hag he wants to impregnate?

>>10580143
They're based

>>10580103

>>10580103
Actually happened to me.
Vshojo is everything they watched.
They even wanted to send me clips to "get me into vtubers" because he thought I would like them. It was hard to hold back my powerlevel.
I don't talk to him anymore.

>have a university friend
>one day learn he's a massive fan of hololive
>but he only watches JP and hates EN with a passion

>>10581043
Right here, dog fucker

>>10581043
Based. He will become Japanese.

>>10581043
Based
Still haven't watched a single EN stream
Still becoming Japanese

>>10581043
Sounds like a fucking chad. Take notes.

>>10581043
That's called being a real connoisseur.

>>10581680
>>10581712
>>10581786
>>10581792
>>10581840
YWNBJ

>>10581043
Tell him to read this:

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>10581867
Actually when I lived in Japan one of my old coworkers said I had a 大和魂 (Yamato Damashi or Japanese soul for you gaijins) so fuck you I basically am Japanese.

>>10581885
This anon, but don't give it to him to read, stand up in class and start reading it out loud, everybody will clap I promise

>>10581867
I will be better than Japanese I will be a MacArthur

>friend starts talking to me about vtubers showing clips of karaoke streams of his oshi that i dont really care for
>immediately change the subject
>"o-oh haha i know that song, reminds me of these other songs from that era i knew"

I'll never have such a conversation about vtuber, but there's nothing better than just deflecting everything they say.
>Watch this anon, it's so funny.
What's a vtoober?
>They're like streamers from like japan that play like games and stuff
Don't streamers show their face?
>Yeah, but its like japan and stuff, they invented it
So it's like animated or do they track the face. It looks creepy
>They track their faces
So they're ugly? Why wouldn't they show their faces? Or are they really beautiful?
>There was this dude that showed his faced, let me show you real quick
>Shows Noracat "incident"
SO they're men pretending to be japanese girls pretending to be good at games?
>No, not all
>Shows you Kiara and Kson roomate vids
Why do their roommates have vids? And these girls look ugly.
And there you go, you'll never have to deal with vtuber talk in a pppublic space.

>>10581941
holy shit >>10581885 BTFO, you CAN become japanese

>>10581941
why did he say it?

My coworker used to have a gura pfp on the company's forum.

Im glad I work with people that only talk sports.

>>10582033
I hate you specifically, as a person.

>>10582101
Please tell me you messaged HR about concerns you have over him and a possible pedophilic link.

>>10581867
>>10581885
This is a logical fallacy. You like Japanese doesn't mean that you want to be a Japanese. Same reason that if you like women doesn't mean you want to start taking HRT and transition into a woman like a disgusting creature.

>>10582189
>responding to pasta

>>10582209
It is a modified YWNBAW pasta, which is why I want to point it out that you can't applied to those, uhm, weaboos.

>The boss found out I was funneling company money to keep sending akas to my oshi
I thought it couldn't get any worse until
>The boss found out I'm a Deadbeat
Then he called the cops :{
Thankfully someone who still trusted me sent me bail money, I hope Mori enjoys the fat red brick!

>>10582033
I do the same thing. I never admit I like anything and I always play ignorant whenever anything is brought up. I don't trash it like you do though I just say stuff like "oh thats interesting, I don't know what it is though."

>>10582189
This is cope

>>10582334
dilate

>>10580368
>Let me show you a clip
>NI-

>>10582379
do reps

>>10582328
I only so it with socially unacceptable things, christ

>>10581885
>as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind
Uhm mind deleting this???

>>10581043
Based. EN Vtubers are all boring thots.

>>10581043
>he doesn't watch streams
>only watches translated clips

>>10581885
>no skills japan would want
I speak english anon

>>10581043
He WILL be Japanese.