/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10548191
Would you be weirded out if an anon showed up at 3am and said nothing but "wanna have sex?"

Cause i wouldnt, please come to my house anons im so fucking lonely

>>10548256
gawr gura, please DM me

>>10548191
>if i just showed up to her house and told her i’m a fan?
She'd call the police for sure

No, she’d probably just laugh as her boyfriend beats the shit out of you

>>10548191
goomba is a needy mesugaki, she would rape you on sight

>>10548343
you underestimate my power, he would be dead within minutes

>>10548498
Yeah, he would probably die from either the cringe or the stink, maybe from both as you're in 4chan

>>10548672
>you’re in 4chan
>is on 4chan
ironic, no?

Gura would load the rifle hold her trident and tell you to get out.

>>10548191
She'll pull out the shotgun and start blasting, American babe

>>10548191
Have you read the book Misery? Thats what is going to happen to you she will steal your kneecaps and force you to write OPs (original post) chained to a bed.

>>10548191
Finding out you're a fan, I'm sure she would be ecstatic and immediately invite you in for sex and dinner. I'm sure you can picture her doing that.

>>10548191
Call me along, success chance will be higher. I have chloroform and a towel

>>10548981
quick rundown?

I want to pound gura's starfish.

>>10548343
Why would i beat myself up?

>>10548191
Create your own Vtuber company
Be more successful that Hololive
Buyout the HoloEN branch from Cover
Make the girls millionaires
Treat them to dinner and an Orgy

>>10548191
She would just have her boyfriend Tyrone beat you up and then go pretend to be and autistic, shy girl to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.

>>10549689
She has a pet nigger?

>>10549415
you just read it.

>>10548191
Not that easy. But it's not like she's the hard to get type. Be a decent guy and look decent and your in. Oh wait shit that might be too high of a bar round here. Sorry dudes.

>>10549415
If you can't be bothered to read, it's basically the inspiration for Alan wake

>>10548191
I really hope the American chuubas are properly armed and ready to shoot people like you.

>>10548191
She’s one of the more difficult of holomyth to have sex with. From easiest to hardest, this is the order:
- Amelia watson (is an absolute freak in bed, so long as you’re decent looking and you can make her laugh you have a chance)
- Mori Calliope (even though she states her preference is short men, that’s mainly for longterm relationships. she’ll fuck a fit chad of any height, so start pumping iron. she’d also prefer you don’t reference her career at all; she wants to feel like she’s chasing you, not the other way around, and if she thinks you’re a fan that’ll turn her off)
- Ninomae Ina’nis (in theory, ina’s a tough nut to crack; living with her parents means she can only spend the night sparingly, and obviously you can never lay her in her own home. but being froma strict upbringing means she’s dying to let loose and explore herself. she’s used to having decisions made for her by her strict parents, so she might be indecisive and will look to you to take the lead, so be confident and be decisive. she’s more cautious than the previous two, so you’ll have to convince her you’e trustworthy, but once you’ve got her in bed she’ll do anything to please you)
- Gawr Gura (gets nervous easily, and even if you’ve got her to your place don’t be surprised if she flakes out at the last minute. she probably won’t do anything on the first date, as she’s insecure about being pumped and dumped. if she senses you’re the type of guy who gets a lot of attention from women she might actually be less interested in you, as weird as that sounds. she won’t say it outright, but there’s a part of her that wants to “own” you. she can be cute, acting really girly, giggly, and shy but expect menhera breakdowns if she sees you even looking at other women. expect her to make an excuse and ghost you for the most bullshit reasons. the sex isnt even that great in the end, as she’s less willing to explore and anal is a dealbreaker.)
- takanashi kiara (hard if not outright impossible. she has severe trust issues and is much more likely to friendzone you, even if you’re hot. she likes feeling in control, and enjoys stringing men along. this is mainly due to bad past experiences where she didn’t have as much control over her life, however. the only chance you really have in bed with her is if you can become a fuckbuddy to one of her friends, and her friend thinks you’re exceptionally good in the sack she’ll spread it by word of mouth. then when that friend is done with you, she might - might - pass you over to kiara, or some other friend in their circle. Better be endowed or at least good at making girls cum with your tongue or fingers to even get your foot in the door. Kiara is even freakier in bed than Ina, though, so expect your patience to be rewarded. her rimjob handjob combo is unstoppable, and she loves the cowgirl position. she’s also a squirter, if you can manage it. better be prepared to go all night, you won’t get a call back if you can’t give her seconds and thirds)

>>10548191
you'd have to be white, bald and ripped, or a very, very attractive woman

>>10550154
thank you anon, sincerely

>>10548191
Just follow these simple steps anon.

>>10548191
Yes you absolute fucking retard, she would be weirded out if a fat disgusting weeb showed at her house, and she would definitely call the police.

>>10550154
You really need to go see some real people

>>10550912
This is why they're afraid of people and why Ame packs heat.

>>10548191
>implying Ame wouldn't travel through time to no scope you for daring to attempt to cuck her

Guard's roomate is in bottom three of attractiveness. So go ahead bro

>>10551922
Not a fan of tattoos or nose piercings?

>>10551966
It's more than that and you know it.

>>10551987
Is it the bald spot?

>>10548191
i think its like banging a dolphins but with sharp teeth

>>10550154
good stuffs, anon.

>>10552169
Dolphins have kinda sharp teeth too

>>10550154
Why are you guys like this? Jesus Christ, make some friends, please.

>>10550154
>Gura, the apex cute and funny specimen
>anal is a dealbreaker
Shit fic, redo it from scratch

>>10551987
nigger that pic was taken fucking ages ago, like 2015 or some shit, the latest was the fit one

>>10552595
Would smash if doxfags are correct

There are some v-tubers I just don't comprehend lewding. Gura, Pekora, Korone etc. are just playing sweet adorable characters. Like, get a boner for Botan? Makes sense. Tumescent for Tsukumo Sana? Yeah I dig it. But Gura? I mean, c'mon. I watch her for the cute. Like watching my cat play with moth.

Gura has a built in Rape Whistle
https://youtu.be/79rScsyzmIA?t=7

>>10550154
This board needs more people like you anon

>>10548191
>Instant police call
>Restraining order
>Home security for a little while
>Moves to an entirely new location
>Never goes outside again

>>10552715
you should have realized it when she beat a ringfit boss on max difficulty. shes fit as fuck

>>10551966
gura's roomate has tattoos? since fuckin when?

>>10553184
since today

>>10553184
since I told her she needed to prove that I own her

>>10553184
Since at least 4 years ago, I think she also has a queen of spades tattoo now.

>>10553317
>>10553329
>>10553416
son of a bitch.....

>>10550154
Based schizo.

>>10553801
kek

>>10551404
Ame mentioned that her weapon of choice is a bat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLXeiykxiCE

In general city folks don't usually have guns

>>10548191
You're the reason I'm glad folks have guns anon.

>>10551404
>live in california
>packing heat
Yeah no.

>>10550154
I thought ina was married, how is she still with her parents?

>>10554344
In that very clip, she never elaborates on this:
>time to reach for all the weapons that I have
This implies that she has more than a bat and would reach for it to use in such a situation. But I'll concede she doesn't explicitly mention guns here.
>>10554629
It's far more likely than you think.

>>10554568
You have to be 18 or over to post here.

>>10550912
Wow this was from the golden age

>>10548191
There is nothing that gets along and fits with manwomb well as man. It is absolutely effortless.
Satanic normie society has no place with her.
Come out of common core.
And know yourself.

>>10554958
Really miss those days, anon, fuck 2hu fags for ruining what was an actually good general with gatekeeping

>>10550154
This is the reason I come here. Based autismposter.

>>10550154
I know this is a lot to ask of you but can we get a council review?

>>10550912
Is klaus even still around? Havent heard his name on here since last year

>>10554629
depends on where in california. there are lots of nogunz-free enclaves here.

>>10552595
What pic?

>>10550154
Based schizo

>>10554648
>husband works in japan that's how he harassed Marine that one time
>lives with parents because too boring to be left alone

She isn't terribly easy, but she won't object to being invited to a LAN party or a hike.

>>10553066
You underestimate the power of coomerbrains. Weirdly enough, Shion makes me raging hard but Gura pumps the blood away, I wonder why.

>>10552318
I'm going to make Kiara my friend. Then I'm going to fuck her.

>>10555169
im not as familiar with the council. not yet, anyway.

>>10554958
Lispanon made some truly high quality content.

>>10548191
She'd probably shoot you on sight if you know anything about her roomate

>>10548498
I haven't cringed in awhile
thank you for this retard

Where does this bitch even live? Her accent is so fucking ambiguous I have a hard time deciphering her location
Also I'd just kidnap her, tie her up and force her to quit holoen during a sudden and improvised 2 minute stream, bomb her socials and yt channel, and then get her drunk and make her sing whatever song she currently likes drunkenly and upload it as the all new and glorious return of Senzawa.

>>10550154
Ame is right, she's the kind of girl you can have 1 night stand in a bar with
Mori is lewder than expected when she let herself loose (see in anniversary)
The middle one would be shark, if you have talent and can play along with her without being affected by her mood swing, fat chance she'll ride you
Kiara, she'd borrow someone's boyfriend or chad if she feel lonely, hard for you to get in
Ina pure squid in conservative country, unless you force her with drugs, marriage is the only way

>>10548740
He said in 4chan, literally inside. It's pretty bad from here so I can't imagine in it.

>>10548343
The only thing getting beaten is my dick as I watch them fuck

>>10561805
>without being affected by her mood swing
What mood swings lmao
Gura just """tears up""" from time to time to get shekels from her retarded fans by saying she misses her family or some shit, but other than that she always maintains her giggly persona

>>10548191
ITT: pedophiles

>>10548191
these threads are funny because gura writes them herself. it’s

>>10562335
She already on top, no need to cry for more, unlike those hundred views whores

>>10559383
Any other gens you wish to make? Maybe we could discuss this over at /wg/?

>>10550154
god damn it i cant believe i actually read all of that

>>10548740
You can suck and still call others out for sucking. Otherwise, this board would be empty.

>>10553066
>>10558708
You are gay

>>10563283
You don't understand the American capitalist mindset, there's always a need for more. Every penny you could have made but didn't is a loss.

>>10569110
Correct. It is called the law of supply and demand.

>>10548191
here you go anon
https://streamable.com/4636tk

>>10569949
no it isn't

>>10549689
wtf president biden and all hollywood producers watch gura? based

>>10548191
>would she be weirded out if i just showed up to her house and told her i’m a fan?

No not at all. In fact I encourage you to give it a try and let us know how it goes

>>10548191
I bet Gura owns a gun so trying that might be extremely painful.

>>10548191
Considering where I heard she might live, I'm afraid I might run into her at the grocery store or something. But at this point, I doubt she goes outside and I know I don't, but who knows what the future holds.

I think I'd just have to walk by slowly and let out an "a", then keep walking, then watch her next stream to see if she says anything. That might freak her out more than just saying hi, though, so it'd probably be better for her sanity if I did that.

>I'm a fan, of rape

>>10571309
>Not giving up your shut-in ways to take regular walks around town, popping into random stores for the express purpose of bumping into Gura
This board is full of pussies

>>10551922
Calli>Kiara>Gura>Ina>Ame.

And that says more about the bottom three than the top two.

>>10571464
It's too hot to go outside, also the Rona.

>>10550154
Autistchama, break your paragraphs if you are gonna type this much, I skipped a line and for a second it seemed like anal would be a deal breaker for Ina

>>10571309
Anon that’s creepy as fuck, at least plan out a normal interaction that won’t leave her creeped out and paranoid.

>>10569110
I understand you're a myognistic schizo who accusing murica women as golddigger. Now fuck off

>>10548191
>would she be weirded out if i just showed up to her house and told her i’m a fan?
definitely not. you should do it before someone else does.

>>10548191
>how easy do you think it would be to have sex with gura?
Preeeeetty easy. She's small, weak and lives alone.

>>10550154
I just want to leave this place

>>10575231
The only way out is up.

yes

>>10575227
>small

Gura is the kind of girl who leaves their front door unlocked at night.

>>10548191
Gura, being a typical farm-raised girl, would probably pull out her gun and shoot you

She deserved a black cock.