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MY VAGINAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

MY VAGINA
MY VAGINA
MY VAGINA

>> No.10479219

haha

>> No.10479233

>>10479206
Vshitshowtier

>> No.10479237
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10479237

amogus

>> No.10479255

>>10479206
Yeah, what about it?

>> No.10479359

>>10479206
I'm inside it

>> No.10480091
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10480091

Based

>> No.10481330

The Amy Schumer of vTubers. I still love her tho.

>> No.10481396

I want to fuck the lesbian out of her with my dick

>> No.10481500

penis haha

>> No.10481531

Pomu's sweet sweet cooch.

>> No.10481560

>Fairy vagina
Can you put your dick in it?

>> No.10481632
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10481632

Living onahole

>> No.10481700

based fairy mommy who gives birth to penguin baby.
https://streamable.com/0zmx97
>>10479233
this is nijisanji, doing it before vshojo was even a sperm in its daddy's nutsack. newfag detected.

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>>10479206
Pomu's cunt...

>> No.10482220

pomu's vagina? don't mind if I do.
https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1440842153228320770
https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1439343879443165189
https://twitter.com/Neroshisan/status/1413230994858070029

>> No.10482287

>>10479206
what about it?

>> No.10482478

Hololive humor: *joke*
Nijisanji “humor”: sheesh based poggers, holy sh*t, what the f*ck, diarrhea, wireless egg, deez nuts, monkas, kekw, bingos binted, ima be a x for you girl

>> No.10482566

>>10482478
kek nijis are so humorous unlike holowhores

>> No.10482598
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>>10482478
You forgot amogus...

>> No.10482644

>>10482478
sheesh based poggers

>> No.10482656

>>10482478
>*joke*
embarassing

>> No.10482692

>>10482478
>Hololive humor: *joke that falls flat and nobody remembers it*
ftfy

>> No.10482697

>>10482478
you can't even come up with a hololive joke example because they don't have any

>> No.10482719

>>10482478
Hololive humor: flat girl is flat

>> No.10482722

>>10482478
Hololive humor:
...
...
...

>> No.10482810

>>10479206
>>10479233

Retarded requests get retarded answers. It's the only time this happened.

>> No.10483943
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>>10482478
https://streamable.com/0fba6i

>> No.10484047
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10484047

10482478
And the list keeps on going unlike holokeks

>> No.10484213

>>10482478
>They are mad because he told them the truth

>> No.10484286

>>10482478
The issue is, the hololive girls are like that too, they're just trying too hard to hold up the hololive name and hold back on that sort of humor. They're so uptight. The Niji girls might be crude but their streams come of as much more natural and I enjoy them a lot more.

In the end, neither jokes make me laugh that often, but when the girls are having fun, I'm enjoying the stream. It just seems like the NijiEN girls have fun more often than the Hololive ones.

>> No.10484317

>>10482478
https://streamable.com/i0lpgw
also,
muh epic reddit shitpost review

>> No.10484374

Envision the tightness

>> No.10484412

>>10482478
desu Kronii seems to have the same humor as Nijianji's..

>> No.10484425

>>10484317
Gura is into it.

>> No.10484439

>>10484425
She's just into Ame

>> No.10484441

>>10482478
You don't have to do Holo dirty like that.

>> No.10484489

>>10482697
They have plenty but it's dad jokes and puns mostly from Ina or retardness from Gura. Ame makes fun of chat, Mori is self deprecating while Kiara is unfunny.

>> No.10484556

>>10482478
Did you just say that Hololive humour is a joke because there is none of it?

>> No.10484579

>>10484317
I like Ame's real laugh at the end.

>> No.10484604

>>10482478
Hololive "humor": pettan, boing boing, hi honey, inaff, yabe

>> No.10484851

>>10482598
>forgor
you had one job, you unemployed hikki nigger

>> No.10484981
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10484981

this is now a pomu and nijiEN humor appreciation thread.

https://streamable.com/7p1a0z
Fine! I'll eat your popcorn. If it goes stale just give it to me. What's the problem? I'm not forcing you guys to eat stale popcorn. I want to eat it for my fucking self. So what's the problem, okay?!

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https://streamable.com/cskfy3
Cutest hag OL I've ever seen

>> No.10485094

>>10484981
is that supposed to be funny? yikes nvm i'll stay with selen

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>>10485094
here's one of my favorite selen examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcZTRqf0P5k

>> No.10485217

>>10482478
https://streamable.com/2htdeb

>> No.10485223

>>10485140
This is a lot better example of good humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklU9vOQLXA

>> No.10485239

>>10484425
Mikochi is definitely into it. She's always wanting the other girls to be her mommy and drink their milk.

>> No.10485321

>>10485217
This entire collab was so good.
https://streamable.com/1pseot
>>10485223
>I don't even get paid so I can shit talk all I want
Holy based. Keep it coming.

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>>10482692
>nobody remembers it*
Tf you mean? We get the same repeated jokes every day

>> No.10485487

I can't stop thinking about Pomu's vagina

>> No.10486542

>>10485321
The fact that Niji doesn't pay them and still takes a cut on Superchats is kinda shitty.

>> No.10486635

>>10482478
watch until 3:02:45
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gTPZMgQ-CRM&t=170m46s

>> No.10486703

>>10486542
Because of that, they take less of a cut than Cover does.

>> No.10486766

>>10486703
but cover pays its talents…

>> No.10486783

>>10479206
this is hilarious!

>> No.10486872

>>10482478
kek you really got them mad, bait master

>> No.10486954

>>10486766
Yeah, minimum wage. So Cover takes a greater cut, but gives you a small salary. While AnyColor takes a smaller cut, but doesn't pay a salary.

>> No.10486973

>>10485323
friend...

>> No.10487110

>>10481396
Pomu has clarified that she is bisexual as she told a story about a crush she had on a guy in high school.

>> No.10487429

>>10486954
It's a tossup. I'm assuming that Cover pays its talents for time in studio and doing official work plus streaming time. If it's a set min wage salary, that's ass, but for low sub, low superchatted talent like Iofi, Anya, and Aki hourly pay makes sure the bills are paid as long as you put in the time streaming.

>> No.10487851

>>10486954
t.retard who doesn't know what he's talking about

>> No.10487888
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>>10484981
Tilted Pomu does things to my heart.

>> No.10488202

>>10484981
Good keep btfo'ing soft fags like this anon>>10485094

>> No.10488296

>>10486766
I hope the payment is based on the amount of hours they clock in or something because even if Ayame turns everything she touches into gold it's no fucking excuse she gets paid as much as Pekora/Marine while clocking in something like 1/100th of their streaming hours in a month

>> No.10488316

>>10488202
It's okay, I like Pomu, Selen, and the rest of NijiEN. Everyone has their preferences.

>> No.10488513

>>10488296
It's not, they get like 20 thousand yen

>> No.10488781

>>10479206
Those who didn't see the context of the joke. Pomu was mad and made an exasperated joke for shock effect because the rest of NijiEN was making her conduct a punishment game she felt she didn't deserve.

Those claiming "hurr hurr muh vagina joke tier vtuber", go back to /hlgg/ containment please

>> No.10488932

>>10479206
Yeah it's embarrasing honestly. Had to unsub and put "do not recommend" on her clips

>> No.10489077

>>10482478
both EN's are bad. Don't kid yourself. Apples from the same tree

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>>10484851
I forgor forgor

>> No.10489365

>>10487110
>asian theatre manlet
Yeah, she’s still gay

>> No.10489699

>>10489365
how do you know he's asian

>> No.10490901

>>10485223
I don't watch EN much but damn that was actually funny. The delivery and timing was on point for both of them. Pomu's voice dropping when she realized. Selen reprising the joke at the perfect time.
Also, I used to be turned off to excessive swearing but now that I think about it, it's just a way in english to express familiarity with someone in the moment, same as using お前 when cracking wise at someone you usually refer to by name.

>> No.10491047

>>10489699
I think he's refering to the fact that pomu was on an exchange program in japan during high school. I'm not sure for how many years though, could've been only her senior year.

>> No.10491101

>>10489699
pomu loves asian women, and asian men are basically asian women. hence pomu’s crush was an asian

>> No.10492513

>>10491101
>asian men are basically asian women
hey come on man wtf

>> No.10498216

>>10481396
>>10487110
she is just a femcel

>> No.10498256

>>10491101
asianbros

>> No.10498623

>>10488781
They're just jealous because their mothers never said they were glad that they birthed them.

>> No.10498804

>>10479206
Quality thread, I'm sure the thread that died for this deserved it.

>> No.10503052

>>10482008
>>10482008
>>10482008
>>10482008
this

>> No.10503118

>>10492513
dont tell me you wouldnt bend over for some thick white cock

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>> No.10505207

>>10505037
I wish pomu lived in my head rent free, 24/7. I might have a friend to actually talk to then.

>> No.10505573

>>10505207
>this is your average pomufag
Yikes, no wonder pomu has shit fanbase.

>> No.10505776

>>10479206
why do sex jokes make people so upset?

>> No.10505864
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10505864

Imagine needing sex jokes to be "funny"

>> No.10506964

>>10505776
4chan always tries to be contrarians and they complain about it because they arent having any.
if theres one thing a majority /vt/ complains about its being reminded by any sort of mention of reality, they try so hard to escape from reality they get upset when reality catches up on them.
while wanting to escape isnt wrong, they'd get too engrossed and are unwilling to let the reality hit pass by.
what this has to do with sex jokes is that it reminds them that they arent having anyway.

>> No.10507852

>>10482478
sheeeeesh no cap

>> No.10507938

>>10506964
>i-incel
dil8, the "woman says gross/sex related thing to subvert your expectations" was stale a fucking decade ago

>> No.10508404

Any one got that clip where Kiara complain about wanting to collab with Pomu but can't?

>> No.10509708

>>10505573
Go back

>> No.10509938
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10509938

>>10482478
SHEEEEESH
Hololive Chuubas really do be the Kidz Bop version

>> No.10515667

>>10483943
lel

>> No.10516398

>>10479206
I want to cum inside it.

>> No.10517262

>>10503118
that's pretty cringe bro

>> No.10517436

>>10482478
Based and truthpilled

>> No.10517816

>>10486635
lmao
can't believe Hololive didn't pick her, she adlib'd straight fire for like 10 mins

>> No.10518933

>>10482478
The enemy of art is the absence of limitations

>> No.10519082

>>10482478
YAGOO PETTAN BOTTOM LEFT HI HONEY REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

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