/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10422737
TakeMori because Mori fucking hated it from the start

Anything with Kiara.

>>10422788
Checked and I think that's about the only fake one listed

>>10422737
TakaMori because even Kiara got tired of acting

Fake except for okakoro and kanacoco

>>10422737
you missed some

>>10422737
i didn't even know that people shipped sora x a chan so i'm gonna go with that one.

>>10422737
Takamori

Gossiping thread

>>10422737
Kiara and Calli
Luna and menhera bitch

>>10422737
There's nothing fake about Matuli, she's just a menhera whose relationship with other changes on a dime

Fakest in what regard? Either way torimori wins

>>10422737
Everyone hates takamori. It was cringe from the start because clearly they weren't on the same page. Shipping is cringe in general as far as the west is concerned.

With that said, the most devastating EN ship hasn't even set sail. The canon Kronii (friend)ship will bring tete to the west, making the hololive fandom even worse than it already is.

>>10423061
I wonder what the fuck happened behind the scenes that made Luna completely forget about her.
Luna might actually be a dyke seeing as how she pushes Subaru's buttons by forcing her to lez out with her.

>>10422737
Takamori because I'm an EOP who doesn't watch the JPs and because I only got into hololive a year ago and have no understanding of the other ships.

>>10422737
>self admitted fake
>fake
>genuine friendship
>fake, self admitted recently
>genuine friendship
>undecided
>real friends
>autistic semi-friendship
>real friends

So to answer your question its either menhera x baby or chiken x brapper

>>10423816
how was Matsuri-Luna fake? They stopped when they didn't like each other anymore. If it's all fake then Matsuri and Luna would be cool with each other now since all the drama wasn't real

>>10423159
Who knows, but Luna ignoring Matsuri despite her tweeting at Luna about that song like 20 times is pretty telling. She wants nothing to do with her if at all possible, and any interaction they do have is forced as fuck as Luna is visibly uncomfortable being around her. The latest example I can think of was when Subaru, Luna, Matsuri and someone else were doing something in Minecraft, and Luna tried to avoid interacting with Matsuri as much as she possibly could.

Luna is definitely a dyke, yes. Her interactions with not only Matsuri but also Subaru supports this.

>>10422737
Takamori, even Kiara denied it when her mom teased her about it.
it's fine as a gig though, the fanarts one of the best too

>>10422788
That's literally the point. Unrequited love is their literal shtick.

>>10424364
It was such a sharp and sudden turn that I can actually buy the rrat that Matsuri molested her .

>>10425086
Isn't one hololive rape rrat enough?

>>10424364
>>10425086
>all these newfags
hint: it's all started here
https://youtu.be/idFTO9mYdwc

>>10425220
What rrat?

Nene and you.

>>10425298
>Luna acts like Matsuri doesn't exists when she can get away with it because she couldn't remember stupid Matsuri trivia
>he actually believes this
Something obviously happened behind the scenes that made Luna ghost Matsuri. Not this meme shit.

>>10425432
I'm Nene's first husband, bitch

>>10425470
I mean Luma wasn't the only one who ghosted Matsuri, but the common thing here is Matsuri so that menhera is probably at fault for whatever that happened

>>10423144
HiRyS is not YabiiRyS. Kronii invited her to bunkeronii before Mumei invited herself. So it seems more like it’s a love triangle where one person is too stupid to realize they are the third wheel, and they cause all sorts of wacky misunderstandings. Coming this Fall starring Brittany Murphy and Chet Haze.

>>10425470
go to 55:11
Matsuri literally went to twitter right after that to declare that the MatsuLuna ship is over. Luna apologized but Matsuri ghosted her

All are fake/exaggerated, shipping fags just can't accept the reality that not everyone in Hololive is a raging lesbo/bi and these shippings are only made as bait.

>>10425382
they're probably talking about the "Miko raped Pekora" rrat.

They're all fake but Mori never even put any effort into selling it so takamori is the fakest.

>>10426142
I can’t wait for Coco to review this next week

>>10422737
What the hell appened to Matsuri and Luna ?

>>10426142
You forgot to post this on reddit to get your upvotes

>>10422737
You could convince me on NoeFure, OkaKoro and KanaCoco having done things that "just friends" wouldn't do, also FestivaLuna, but not with Luna's complete consent. The rest is either forced fake gay or not even trying to pretend they're gay.

>maturi and luna aren't friends anymore
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1442066418481119232
Well?

anyone want to take a swing at peko/aqua. they streamed together before hololive

>>10422934
they're irl friends who founded Hololive after sucking Yagoo off for the capital.

>>10422737
CocoKanata > SoraAchan > AkuShion > NoeFure > OkaKoro > Festiluna > ShishiLamy > PekoMoona > TakeMori

>>10422737
takamori as it’s officially dead

>>10436830
i miss this so much...

Best business couple

>>10424364
>despite her tweeting at Luna about that song like 20 times is pretty telling. She wants nothing to do with her if at all possible,
at least get the rrat staright dramafaggot, the song thing was a year ago, then they made up by the sports festival, then christmas, a Luna thanked her in her annyversary, they had more collabs together after that, but the separation was gradually and silently, nothing flashy or dramatic you can rrat about, they remain friends but is not the same as before anymore

>>10447136
Luna is prone to drop people when they don't serve any more purpose to her

>>10422737
Um, all of the above? They're just employees putting on a performance for yuri fans. Not saying its bad, because theres clearly a market for it. Some are better at acting out their roles than others, though.
That's why Takamori stands out as feeling the fakest, because Mori is shit at playing a tsundere. Also the fact that it was the first official ship people could understand in English, so all the usual manufactured yuri pandering was more apparent.

Shion said that she considers Aqua her best friend

>>10449958
yes i know you are trying hard to bait and rrat, but you sound like you have a butthurt trauma and was thrown away like a little piece of shit garbage

>>10426188
>Mori
>effort
Those two words aren't synonymous, anon.

Yeah yeah real smart, anons. Consider the only ship you can understand the fakest one. Like the rest isn't just as fake.

>>10422875
Kson confirmed a boyfriend on stream so.... yeah

>>10422737
Every single one of them is either a fake business-yuri idolshit or just good friends being mistaken as lesbians by brainlet /u/tards, so it's hard to tell.

>>10454423
Stop being schizo and start realizing that Luna is the least genuine holo. If something ever happened between Matuli and Luna behind the scenes, then it was definitely Luna's fault.

>>10454674
Recently?

>>10454740
True but honestly, most humans are inherently self-serving so you can't really blame Luna for dropping Festival since she'll barely benefit from keeping up their fake relationship

>>10422737
How is Takamori considered fake when they're probably the closest to each other in HoloEN?

>>10422737
PekoMoon because they've never been in a room together.
Discord sex doesn't count.

>>10422895
Everyone forgot or don't even know this one even existed.

Luna and Matsuri. Luna wants little to do with Matsuri and Matsuri feels the same.

>>10423816
Something happened and they fell apart doesn't make it fake. If anything, makes it more real than anything else. Luna is very peculiar towards certain things and Matsuri is an out of control Menhera.
They where close to each other at a time where they both needed it, that's it.

>>10457495
then PekoMiko would be the fakest as well. And every couple that had broken up

>>10457597
>Pekomiko
>couple

>>10456203
because the yuri aspect is fake by kiara's own admission and the yuri aspect is what this thread is about?

>>10454674
I'm willing to completely disregard your comment based on the fact you type like a SEAnig.

>>10457562
retards here probably have never been in a relationship before.
A fake ship would be like the Matsuri Fubuki ship, literally nothing happened, no drama, they just collab less and turn down the teehee

>>10425578
Gintoki why are you wasting time on an Indonesian skincare forum?

>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account
>The princess finally acknowledges you
>But to this day she didn't like your video

>>10454740
>least genuine holo
>schizo
pathetic, i don't give a fuck, i like Luna as selfish as she can be kek, genuine?? you can whine about your values and your rrats, and push it up your ass

>>10457821
not sure why i took the time to read all of this

>>10458197
The same reason everyone's here. You're bored and your life is empty.

>>10458252
stop projecting sad schizo, not everybody has a depressing life like yours

>>10458317
Then why are you here? Fuck off back to whatever normie shithole you crawled out of.

>>10457821
Strangely enough I already knew all the other stuff you were going to point out after reading the first 3 greens. I still really like her as a content creator though, menhera and all. On some level I understand why she's so batshit crazy, to her romantic and platonic love overlaps. Living with her heart on her sleeve while getting rejected by all her love interests. Also here's a rrat, might be why FBK keeps insisting everyone is '"friend", to prevent Festival meltdown.

It seems like each one holds the other very dear to their hearts and considers them a friend. Any romantic implications is just for fun and fake. Thinking otherwise from an idol company is retarded

>>10458317
Stop lying to yourself. No one happy with life sinks down here.

>>10455530
It a false flagging seaniggs don't fall for it.

>>10455530
Yeah, me.

>>10457821
I don't watch her so I have no idea what all of this is talking about

>>10459290
Matsuri mistakes platonic feels for romantic ones and keeps getting emotionally attached to ppl who only see her as someone in the same industry/work peer and she has online meltdowns. Her list of victims include basically everyone she's had collab with.

>>10422737
Any relationship forced by chikm
She realized tok late that she was starting to be defined not by her character, but by her relationships. That's why she has the least live watchers and vod viewers. She fucked herself over by being desperate for collabs to get more views.

>>10422737
takamori

>>10423617
Have some reddit gold sir!

>>10458459
>normie
THIS is way you don't belong here fucking tourist

TakaMori
PekoMoon is the most forced though

>>10458694
anon, you don't need to be a loser to enjoy shitposting

>>10457959
another case of fans reflecting the vtuber.

>>10460330
PekoMoon was just a wholesome intercultural camaraderie. That's all on you fags if you thought there was something more.

>>10460457
fuck off faggot, protect your fragile kokoro and cry somewhere else

>>10433931
>>10422871
>>10457701
Tell me more please, that thirst kept me away from wanting to give them attention.

>>10457959
based

>>10422737
all of them are fake unlike niji and vshojo

>>10422895
https://youtu.be/z94HX5JtfA4

>>10425220
Matsuri is a known sexual harasser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFsl66UV-JY

>>10457709
lmao imagine cucking yourself for a camwhore

In order
Dead ship
Closest to being defined as gachi
Plausible deniability
Playing a character(badly)
Friendship
Friendship
They live together
Friendship
Friendship

Women like men.
Women like deep voice, broad shoulder, narrow hip, hairy chest, strong jaw.
Women like being defiled by sweaty, smelly, hairy dicks.
Women like being overpowered and feeling inferior.

Women do not like fatty chest, wide hip, weak jaw, high voice, timid and feeble. Women do not like women.

>>10425220
>thinking this is only the second hololive rape rrat
this visitor is woefully underinformed

>>10468951

>>10469311
Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

>>10476820
Post feet

>>10424364
Matsuri raped Luna.

>>10449958
>>10457959
based

>>10476820
Based.
And Hololive is paving the way. Women should be with other women only

>>10476820
ywnbaw

>>10476820
A reminder that trannies cant be lesbians

>>10476820
citation needed

>>10477527
>>10478848
>>10482871
>>10482996
>>10485972
it's a copypasta