/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10464185
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXU

>>10464247
based takeshi

>>10464185
my older cousin streams on twitch, not a vtuber but she's pretty popular 5k viewers on average she said she earns twice my salary per day.
i would be raging but she bought me an alienware laptop for my birthday

>>10464185
Why haven't you made your moves on Moona yet.

>>10464383
I hope you make her breakfast every morning and massage her back frequently as gratitude

>>10464185
>Jack off to a vtuber
>Superchat her
>She recognizes your account
>Find out it's your sister
>She mocks you onstream for being sexually attracted to her before you knew it was her
>Famous porn artist Pochi watches a translated clip of this
>Outright tweets that it's giving her ideas for a porn manga
>tfw you're Moona's little brother

>>10464478
he probably an hero already

>>10464185
go full OreImo

>>10464185
Thank fuck my siblings are too computer illiterate to do anything stream-related.

>>10464449
>make her breakfast every morning and massage her back frequently
no that's creepy, but i try to visit her every week to check up on her

>>10464185
Take meds because I'm an only child

>>10465096
Pick up the vtubing gig yourself then.

>jerk off to my oshi

>>10464185
barge into their room during stream and fart real loud

make a cameo and say or do something funny.

>>10464185
Imagine if Peko was your neet little sister

>>10464185

I had a former co-worker who tried to be a streamer but was stuck with single digit views for nearly a year and eventually gave up. I can somewhat respect 2view indies who can do vtubing for years.

>>10464185
blackmail

>>10464185
Roberu stop posting.

>>10466105
with what? barging in an saying "hey babe" on stream?

>>10465448
>Door swings wide open
>HEY BABY, WE RAN OUT OF CONDOMS
>Door slam

>>10464478
Send me the clip ty

>>10464478
Based Pochi, Pochi based.
I'd read that and I'd actually pay for it for once too

>>10466193
Changing the WiFi password.

>>10464185
Send him a bunch of arabic slurs.

>>10466705
What slurs how hard are we talking here?

>>10464185
rape him, what else is there to do...? I'm not some fag who would pass up an opportunity to have sex with a vtuber.

>>10464524
I came looking for this answer, wasn't disappointed

Laugh, support decision, and find small ways to disrupt or fuck with streams. Eventually be part of the lore.

>>10468402
>Eventually be part of the lore
you're worst than a leech
i hope your parents disown you and your siblings treats you like garbage

>>10464185
reveal her real age (38) to /vt/ and let the hagposters cum themselves to death

Finger her while she is streaming

>>10466387
https://youtu.be/AV6_K282WTA

Find out your big sister is Gura, what will you do?

>>10469122
Tell her that she should stay the fuck away from my oshi.

>>10466387
For the JP version
https://youtu.be/0mZ7kgBLbFk

>>10468478
I game with my brother, so it's more or less an inevitability. Much like how relatives are talked about by Vtubers and they become part of the lore, if not joining them on occassion like Mamatori and shit.

>>10464185
Be glad that he isn't actually a NEET, assuming he has enough of a following for it to pay rent.

>>10469122
Rape her

>>10464185
>wwyd?
Kill myself because I'm clearly too autistic to let live. Decades and I didn't find out either is into anime? Yeah no fuck that, I'm out.

>>10466193
>with what? barging in an saying "hey babe" on stream?
You act as if that isn't a brilliant idea.

>>10464383
Who? not a lot of girls get 5k average

>>10466289
>open door again a little later
>nvm babe, tonight's a safe night, right?
>slam door

>>10464185
if my sibling found my vtubing account i would flee the fucking country

if you have a good/not bad relationship with them then just talk about it once and never touch the subject again aside from a "how is everything going" every now and then

>>10464185
Incest time.

Make tracks for her meme songs
Get famous
Steal her model

>>10464478
I'm so jealous. Imagine being able to sneak into the laundry room and sniff Moona's panties.

>>10466289
What the fuck were you doing to run out of condoms without your gf?

>>10464185
My sister isn’t a vtuber but she streams. I tried to get her to make an application for the first hololive en wave but she didn’t want to so fuck you cunt enjoy your single digit views

>>10474385
Not gonna d*x myself, anon
I'm an only child and she has no other cousin other than me

>>10474385
probably some thot

>>10464185
My sisters part of one of the bigger vtuber corps, dont wanna say without doxing but she gets 2-5k on average and has made some insane cash despite just starting a few months ago. Makes me wish i took up vocie acting ot streaming instead of the military.

>>10464185
Be very confused because my sister is a mega stacey who calls vtubers "digital weird egirl dykes, ugh". Fyi im calling her a mega stacey because that's more or less what she is, doesn't mean i don't like my sister, we get along very well and go out and hang out all the time.

>>10464185
She is. My sister is in Hololive. I just take things one day at a time.

>>10480445
Ok but does her model have titanic tits?

>>10480249
No one cares who you are, we just want to see how hot your cousin is

>>10479935
Ahhh I want to sniff her autistic cunt

>>10464478
I still jerk off to this

>>10469102
Whats even more surprising is that Moona considers herself GFE. It wouldn't be awkward if Moona considered herself a normie entertainer streamer.

>>10480249
GWA mean anything to you?

>>10481868
Not really, its some kinda dragon thing its weird. Cant stand to watch her actual streams cause it weirds me out too much

>>10464383
Hahahha

cuck

>>10481812
Whats Ame smell like

>>10464185
Doxx her to teach her the values of Opsec

>>10481812
what is it like?

>>10464185
This is quite possibly the only thing that could get me to jerk off to my little sister more often than I already do.

>>10464185
Cum.

>>10464478
I kneel Pochi-Sama creating Shota groomers and want-to-be-groomed shotas since the beginning of times.

>>10486621
I don't talk to her often.
What sucks is when I see lewds of her character posted and I want to vomit.

Subscribe and watch

>>10492619
r u mr. gay?

>>10492619
Interesting, and what holos do you like?

>>10493155
I actually only watch Pikamee full time and just clips of other vtubers.
I don't know how the fuck people find time to follow multiple people.

>>10464185
neither of them would do vtubing but the third one I don't acknowledge exists might and I would stop watching chuubas all together because of how much I hate my oldest sister

>>10464478
>ywn see moona in her underwear as she casually strolls around the house
god damn you moonabro

>>10464185
Probably be happy for them and support them in their endeavors.

>>10464478
Jesus, I feel bad for that kid, but at the same time he's gotta be dumb as fuck to not recognize his sisters voice, even if she fakes it

>>10501627
Apparently her voice, even if faked, is very common sounding.

>>10464185
>>you find out your sibling is a vtuber

>>10494011
anon, we don't find the time, we just casually forget what we're actually supposed to be doing with our time and watch said chuubas anyways. That, or legit some people have no time at all/all the time in the world and spend it watching them.

>>10469102
Just like my japanese mangas

>>10464185
gib simp bux

>>10464185
Slap him

>>10492619
fap to her you homo
cuck all of her simps

>>10481812
>barge into her room while she's streaming
>call the entirety of /vt/ niggerfaggots
>leave and never talk about it

>>10492619
That's like seeing porn of a cartoon character and vomiting because you know the voice actress. Man up and get fapping.

>>10464383
imagine not fucking her

Secretly take up art with various different styles and usernames to astroturf her art tag

>>10483738
Is Selen aware of all the proposals, anon?

>>10504898
this
fap to her lewds and whispter your sister's name
then man the fuck up and fuck your sister
>>10492619
take notes of what I just said

>>10480445
Unless you're also female you wouldn't rake in that much cash as a VA

>>10464850
that's pretty based, and seems she knows you care about her, protect her anon, you have the life many anons want.

>>10464185
Reenact eromanga sensei

>>10464185
SEX

>>10483738
Beware of the Selenposter, anon.

>>10464185
I find a big fan discord and laugh at all the faggots there with her. Also ask her to buy me games.

>>10464185
Bring her to this board

I will offer my service to my sister.

What service? Basic OPSEC, including wiping out traces of her online and making sure she does not dox herself. I will create fake rrats regarding my sister, distracting everyone from her actual yabs. I will visit every place where she may be discussed. From YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, to /vt/, doxxcords, and Kiwi Farms, I will compile rumours and opinions regarding my sister, her colleagues, and her rivals.