/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/nasfaqg/ IS FUCKING DEAD

>>10419711

>sees red
>buys everything

>>10419765
>>10419779

>keep oshi
will do

>suisei towa 3x, based tax

>increase performance divegrass
yeah we fucking better

Fuck, this is why i tell myself to wait with using all my divvies until the middle of the week
Why didn't i stop myself

Noooooooooo

>>10420678
>he didn't check the numbers and promptly sold to keep some liquid
I'm a poorfag oshicoiner but I can still smell the rain before it comes

The only thing I sold was Rushia

This new thread seems like a perfect thread to beg Natoricoins, Meacoins, Patocoins, and Charlottecoins.

>Tampa hijacked the stream.

>>10421298
Kimoi!

Holy shit I'm out of liquids

All of my liquid went down

Welp, there goes all of my liquid

abayo.

2 Million left ayiiieeeee I'm running out of liquids!

>>10421298
I genuinely have no idea how it ended up on stream.

We're playing next on divegrass

We're up!

I will sell all my Rushia if we win

MOM I'M ON TV

>Was going to join as a commentator
>Thought I had to pull a double shift today
>Joined only to realize that there were already 2 commentators, both from /nasfaqg/
Next weekend, though. Definitely next weekend.

WE CAN DO THIS

>>10424803
I'll join you next week bro

BEEBS RIGGING

Our chances of winning...

BIG PLANS, MORE LIKE, BIG SHITS

STILL HAVE THIS

>He sold

Holy fucking shit Tupac, that was cringe

I FUCKING KNEEL

Buying Towa.

Buying Towa.

>[Deleted] Goal

buying towa rn

me too

WE GOT THIS

When we won our match

Feels good to win for once and with my main team at that. All of my picks so far have jobbed. Fucking /hlgg/, I wanted an El Clasico with /niji/

>>10425313
stay mad, I had fun

There is the vod for yesterday divegrass?

>>10426255
implying.fun

>>10426255
https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-09-25/

>>10426255
https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-09-25/
I don't know if the chat delay on the VOD was fixed, but it was >75000ms (75 seconds) when it was originally uploaded.

GG /nasfaq/, you guys have to carry on the spirit of global and win it all for Hololive.

>>10426007

>>10426337
I was rooting for you guys.

According to the numberfag thread, about 60% of the top vtuber streams on any typical day are hololive streams. The top vtuber is actually a nijisanji male

>>10426552
shut up ghoulfag go do your fujo shit elsewhere

>>10426552

>>10426552
him or the rabbit

>>10426552
And?

>>10426622
This is what it looks like on any typical day >>10422025

>>10426383
Me too, /nasfaq/ is my favorite team to win it all now. Partly because of what happened the days leading up to deadline. Mostly since you have Luna on the team.

>>10426720
https://f.ump.moe/rpcd.mp4 look at her go

>>10419725
/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Actually schizophrenic Edition

>>10426909

DRAW CHADS WW@?

>>10426909
I just copied the text from last thread and didn't proofread it, gomen

>>10428468
it's okay, we usually just put /nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General in the subject and the edition in the main text

So tomorrow everything is going to moon?

>>10431419
>tomorrow everything will be overbought
ftfy

>>10431651
No fucking way

>>10431651
so then we just buy all day again

>>10432924
>we just buy all day again

>>10433035
sell your other coins then

Towafags

>>10433146
now with a picture.

I am buying Towa.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM BUYING TOWA

>Leave computer on to buy a red day
>page open on Nasfaq with autotrader interface on
>disable sleep and hibernate
>leave pc and go do stuff
>come back 7 hours later
>only bought 24 cycles
>resumes when I refresh the page
I hate this bugged autotrader.

Thats is a nice rushi dip...
Remember to buy some

Today's matches were all pure kino. Here's to hoping we can advance to the finals.

>>10435317
Stop the Towa slander.

Good morning, I am buying almost everyone.

Why yes, I have spent 50m in 9 hours, thanks for asking.

>>10435785
>morning
Get back to sleep seaniggerchama, nothing to see here.

Good night, I don't have enough liquid to buy until adjustment.

fuck, 50m spent, looks like i actually have to play the game now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2_XSds09QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2_XSds09QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2_XSds09QM
BUY BUY BUY

>>10436398

>>10426703
on a typical day nijis are lucky to have more than two or three nijis in the top 20.

what am I supposed to do now that I have no money?

>>10436764
cry

>>10435317
>10000k rushia
OMEDETOUUUUU
you sneaky bastard you've been multicoining, I was expecting you to hit it later tonight
To think I used to consider you my worst rival... Now you're my favourite player in all of Nasfaq. I used to legitimately fume over your rushi stack thinking you were just abusing op dividends. But turned out you were just a really based guy who really had her as his oshi and never changed his oshimark for some reason... I still think you keep it because it looks like a toaster, like in my fanart. The thread is really lucky to have you.
As an achievement gift, I promise you to never ever sell rushia ever again!

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>10436398
how do i buy stack

h-haha /tsun/ will be a cakewalk right?

>>10437234
Yeah but we're on the losing side

>>10437234
>tsun
>10 Goals Forced
If you beleeb, maybe.

>>10437024
>18:59:59
At least you can score well, even if you can't post.

>>10435317
Congrats on the 10k, exquisite edit as always.

>>10437024
Song name?
I need hour nineteen BGM to sleep

>>10437267
no no no I can't lose my knees like this!

>>10437024
>18:59:59
You're off the hook today.

>>10437314
You asked as a new ip yesterday, and as a new ip today, you really need it huh?
https://soundcloud.com/user-237406180/reminder
Reminder by :v , he used to post short comfy flashes for his tracks on /f/

>>10437405
Switched to another router yesterday and got a new dyn ip.
Didnt wanna annoy yesterday and the question got lost so i just thought that i could ask again today, thank you!

>>10437672
>$39,934.08

This is your typical aggie degeneracy chat

Saving for tomorrow

>>10438326
There's an aggie?

>>10438363
saving what, tomorrow is sellin day.

>people unironically multicoined so hard they're out of liquid already

>>10438384
>>10307090

>>10438386
Never know, with overbought and susan fucking us over a coin can dip tomorrow too

>>10438438
no coin is going to dip as much as they dipped today

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,694,498, a 4.72% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 48,116. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 171,977 shares, or 6.38% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 4,915 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Watame :: +13.2%
>Ui :: +11.9%
>Subaru :: +11.2%
>Shion :: +11%
>Suisei :: +9.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 4):
>Iofi :: -4.9%
>IRyS :: -4.4%
>Korone :: -3.9%
>Botan :: -2.5%

2 coins (Coco, Noel) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $102,152.09, which is a decrease of 20.49% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $33,137,963,973.99, which is a decrease of 20.13% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $12,298.38. A total of 18 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $2,678,132,469.74 in total market value, or 8.08% of market value.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at $28,207,234.15 in total market value, or 0.09% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 5):
>Haato :: +7.3%
>Nana :: +2.8%
>Civia :: +2.4%
>Coco :: +1.9%
>Noel :: +0.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 50):
>Pekora :: -40.3%
>Subaru :: -39.2%
>Watame :: -36.4%
>Flare :: -35.1%
>Gura :: -34.2%

1 coin (Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in value today.
Only Noel had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $138,965,176, which is a decrease of -41.51% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $109,820,072.83 today, an increase of 30.77% from yesterday's salary.
>The Broker's current net worth beats out all players except cypherposter and yfp), making them #3.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 50):
>Botan :: +55.7%
>Fauna :: +20.9%
>Suisei :: +20.5%
>Mio :: +17.1%
>Kronii :: +16.8%
>IRyS :: +15.8%
>Amelia :: +14%
>Sora :: +12.1%
>Marine :: +11.4%
>Ayame :: +10.7%

6 coins (Korone, Coco, Sana, Civia, Baelz, Miko) did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>he sold on $NASFAQG?
>Pump it.

fuck i think i spent 12m on broker tax alone.

No views for Noel?

>>10440382
Nevermind, had to refersh

why the fuck did you niggers burn that much money? I still have 6 million to spare here

>>10431651
Shit, you're right.

>>10440564

>>10440564
>literally 0 views prices
what other, better dips do you expect this week, prophecyanon

>>10440841
gitgud
>>10440927
wednesday

Maybe locking 80% my networth behind a single coin was a bad idea after all

>>10441063
Why else would you play if not for oshi?

>Did you know you can fit 63 Earths into Uranus?

>>10441193
What's your percentage? I'm interested to know.

>>10441212
Damn she should have opted for a drawstreams from the start.

>>10441212
>israel
The audacity of this bitch though. Mumei has a 9.99 tier because she's a cheeky cunt but Sana is pushing it.

>>10438766
do you have the numbers for how much did taxes (broker-kun and superchats stole from us?

>>10441433
dunno man, if the perks are the same you might as well have oil baron tiers, otherwise people wanting to spend 25 bucks a month would've membered and superchatted 20 or whatever.
If there's actually tier perks it's SFW onlyfans.

>>10441350
79% in assets
80% in networth
At the current moment at least.

>>10441559
mind sharing that user id so we can put it up on the mikowheel

>>10441533
Both can be found in the full Numbers Review data in the FUCK Archive in the OP, but here's the data for today:
>Total Superchats :: $2,542,235,650
>Broker Paid :: $1,244,804,092.75

>>10441811
thank you. $3,787,039,742 taxed/evaded, someone assassinate this broker

>>10438105
These always catch me off guard...

>The Muslim nation is glad tidings
>We glimpse a dawn
>of youth exalted
>A great awakening of the faith
>A victorious leap
x2
>by the will of God
>A great leap for a generation
>That fills the universe with remembrance [of God]
>They read the Qu'ran non-stop [well, do ya?]
>With focus, in private, and in public
>They carry the religion as their banner
>The religion upon their destiny
>May God grant them success
>And recompense and reward
[this is too difficult to translate, despite the flood of tragedies, a path/stream cracks through the flood - lot of wordplay]
>Despite the torrential tragedies
>A path through the flood
>Saddled through, determined
>Praying left and right
>A jockey, scooping melodies
>The magical sound of victory
>His enemies turn towards him
>Dying of their own envy and resentmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent
>Muslim people, go forth
>[Heads held] high, mighty, and proud
>And break the chains of indolence
>Break the chains of humiliation
>And spread the religion brightly
>And spread fragrant morals
>And if you're given victory
>Then kneel to God in gratitude
>Then kneel to God in gratitude
>Then kneel to God in gratitude

lmao, I find the fact that these are such a huge meme extremely amusing

Actually burnt through like 80 million today gg

>>10442123
it's fun cultural exchange, I mean we're on a weeb site, people still enjoy moonrune music without getting it. You're bound to find some people enjoying other languages as well (russian, arabic, mongol immediately come to mind).
I agree it's weird, when that Hitler clip got popular and people wrote all kinds of weird subtitles I had to re-learn reading those instead of just listening to his ramblings

I'm still down a bunch... is this it bros? Are we being deflated?

>>10442358
Ame is still at 14k. I'd say susan shoudl bring more boggenings

>>10442358
I conclude you were not here for the last few times this happened? Also none of this was done by the devs.
the result will be a huge chunk of Inflation, actually.

>>10442329
>moonrune music without getting it
I do not have to understand stack to fucking love stack.

>>10442464
Based stack enjoyer

As always blame Susan

>>10442444
devs should intervene and skip adjustment

I still don't know what Stack actually is.

>>10442514
I FUCKING LOVE STACK BROS

THE FUCK IS "STACK"?!

>>10442329
I learned Russian but it doesn't really see a lot of use, sometimes Botan speaks a little or Moona collabs with a Russian Vtuber.

>>10442556
>>10442568
See >>10442514

>>10442619
you can understand hardbass and for that I am eternally jealous

>>10442646
that's just an akatsuki clip, what's "stack" about it

STACK LOVE

>>10442661
There's literally nothing to understand, most lyrics just go
>one one one that's a hardbass everyone wears adidas

>>10442702
Anon, please google the members of Akatsuki Records.

Fuck Stacks, listen to Sparks

>>10442556
>>10442568
full stack development

>>10442767
...who the fuck calls themselves "stack"

>>10442661
Hardbass is not exactly a lyrically deep genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

>>10442841
Stack does

>>10442464
precisely

>>10442915
>Tuuvan throat singing
Let's fucking GO

>>10442329
>when that Hitler clip got popular and people wrote all kinds of weird subtitles
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DER ANGRIFF VON STEINER WAR BEFEHL!!!
My YouTube account has a few million "ghost" views because of one of those that eventually got a takedown...

>>10442854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILHLQtg1JNk
most genres aren't, this isn't just a russian thing as well.
Hot summer days
And the abundance of food
Made my and the bear's bellies so wide
My and the bear's bellies

And they've decided to lose weight
And not to chew so much at night
So that my belly wouldn't hang down
My bed is rattling underneath me.

And Nicodemus doesn't eat much.
He ate a root and drank the dew.
He controls his weight.
And he's very nice to the girls.

In the morning we're still holding on.
By lunchtime it's getting heavier.
Well, a spoonful of honey doesn't count
In short, it's a hedgehog by nightfall!

In the morning the water will melt
I'll have a piece of turnip
In the woods the dawn plays scarlet.
And Nicodemus eats ramsons.

There's no way he can crawl into the den.
The little falconer can't crawl in.
He's eating so much honey
He ate so much honey, where are you going?

I'm good at it myself.
I'm a good eater.
I'll have a sausage or a cold bean.
And a gingerbread cake with tea.

In the morning, the Bear and Nicodemus
Eating vegetables, fruits...
I join them.
With a jug of spring water

The day's run ends
And food reaches for my lips
Would someone close the cellar door
The cellar doors to my cellars

And in the morning the melted water
I'll eat a piece of turnip.
In the woods the dawn plays scarlet.
And Nicodemus eats rampson

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ TPИ ПOЛOCКИ

>>10443150
why did OP forsake us bros... I want to see fatto catto lay waste

If everything moons I will begin the process of converting to a solo Towa coin account.

>>10443270
if real, based

For me, it's Russian doomer music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbjN8M9UYu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11DXUv-AW3w

>>10443118
This one in particularly heavily relies on old russian aesthetics in performances and dialect in lyrics. To be honest, outside of your usual pop shit, popular russian music tends to be lyrics heavy, something like Letov songs can have a ton of stuff that even natives on first sight would consider as incomprehensible bullshit or just a random set of words.

>>10441433
All Tiers are the same, where is your problem

>>10443768
I really need to do my russki reps, I've been procastrinating for 11 fucking years by now.

You DID learn pyccкий for Botan, right?

>>10443990
Aй дид нoт.

>>10443990
I know some but I hate having 3 IMEs active

>>10444056
Heхopoшo, тoвapищ. Bы пoeдeтe в лaгepь пepeвocпитaния.

>>10444244
Russian isn't that bad, I set mine to mnemonic so it's pretty straighforward. Beats trying to learn the fucking Russian keyboard layout.

>>10444345
yeah but I hate to cycle between 3, I write way more japanese than the occasional russian.

reminder to fuck chinks and fuck cover

>>10444472
>fuck chinks
I'll pass. I will fuck Coco however.

>>10444472
>off by 28
>>10444444

>>10444472
>fuck chinks
Not my favorite asians but yellow fever is a bitch, so sure

>>10444472
Sorry, I'm fucking Koreans right now.

>>10444537
Damn Sana do be putting quality entertainment out there.

>>10444673
>kneed for sneed
c'mon she's somewhere /here/ isn't she.

>>10442915
>music from one of the most based civilizations known to man
fellow Mongolian throat singing chad

>>10437024
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, September 26th

Hi-
Small update on our current plans: Short term, we're going to be having an IPO of nacho sometime early this week, probably Tuesday. I'll also be adding more cosmetic items to the gacha, including a new rare hat type that you will be able to wear. I'm going to be incrementally releasing more items within the coming weeks until we have at least one for each holo. In the short term, we also decided to prioritize implementing shorting over auctions to add more player control of the market and give an actual incentive to drop prices. More details on that later. We also plan to eventually implement the new volume based dividend mechanic but not for several weeks. Our plan is to show you the numbers that the new formula would have generated each week so that we can see what works/ what doesn't work before going through with it. Stay tuned!
floor id 1e294910-0714-4a7a-97e6-0b419f88a7ca

>>10446348
>IPO of nacho
Another mama? Give us Homostars already.

>>10446348
>hat type
Are Towa hats stackable? I need to achieve picrel.

>>10446348
nacho is gay, otherwise based

>>10446348
>We plan to show you the numbers each week to see what works/what doesn't before full implementation.
HOLY FUCKING BASED. 10/10 DEV WORK GOOD JOB.
Unironically buy on $HONK, nasfaq is saved.

>>10446348
>Nacho IPO
ikzzzzzz, looking forward to the updates, as some people said yesterday I'm worried that divs will just go down since volume only goes up, but since you are going to be posting the numbers until you think they are good it should be fine, very good idea compared to the changing them instantly and making people screech for days alternative

>>10446666
Digits confirm it, buying $HONK right as we speak

Good morning, I am buying Nacho x5 then dumping it the rest of the week lmao

Post 'em.

>>10447274

>>10447409
God damn, that's a lot of liquid for no selling.

>>10446348
>hats
Shit, nigga, thats all you had to say!

>>10444472
People like you is the reason why Coco can't have a thread outside of her general without being bombarded by trolls and racist chinese posts. I almost pity Tatsunokos but they got what they deserved.

>>10448316
>Tatsunokos got what they deserved
They were one of the best fanbases in hololive I will not tolerate this slander.

>>10448316
seethe zhang

>>10444472
>>10448316
What actually bothers me of this take is that it implies that the chinks won, even when Coco retired due to other reasons.

>>10448316
You should fuck out of here now.
Tatsunokos is one among the best fanbase Hololive. They even support to other Chuuba in silent.

Coco asked Tatsunokos personally to protect and support Hololive after her graduated and they always respect her last's wish until now.

T. Heimin

>>10448316
> Taichi become legendary live TL
> Ex-Tatsunokos sent red akasupa in various channel of Hololive.
> they support in shadow not talk much because they do not want disturb old peoples in fanbase.

Tatsunokos is special kind of fanbase. I understand reasons why Coco love them so much.

>>10450900
>>10451331
can you please be ESL somewhere else?

>>10450900

>>10451384
Sorry, I am Chinese Heimin.
I really am ESL.

>>10451715
How much Towa do you own?

Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x

>>10448393
>>10448432
>>10450549
>>10450900
>>10451331
Easiest (You)s of my life. Thanks friends(retards).

>>10446348
>In the short term, we also decided to prioritize implementing shorting over auctions to add more player control of the market and give an actual incentive to drop prices. More details on that later
Holy shit.

>>10446348
>>10453302

>>10453328
this right here officer, this post is too based

>>10453328
I should make an alt account that focus only on blondes

Retard that doesn't understand how shorting works here (and I know Honk said that she'll explain it/give more info later) but what I got from looking around it would be something like
>borrow 10 Towa coins from (((somewhere)))
>sell said Towas for $500 total
>this causes her to drop
>buy them back for $400
>return the 10 Towa coins
>I made a profit of $100
Is that correct or did google images lie to me?

>>10454741
Kinda, you usually pay a fee on top of it so the drop caused by you selling the borrowed Towas won't be enough.
But the general idea is correct. You "borrow" shares, which you sell, with the condition that you'll rebuy them later. If the price drops you'll end up rebuying for less so you end up making a profit. If the price rises however, you lose money.

>>10454741
In a very rudimentary sense, yes. Obviously this seems like a magic money machine so you would actually pay a fee to borrow those coins, in this example the fee would probably be more than the profit you'd make selling them so (outside of meme stocks and faggotry) the purpose of shorting something is not to drive the price down by doing so but because you believe the price is going to fall anyway. For example if Gura streamed today but announced she was taking tomorrow off, shorting tomorrow would make sense.
It's a relatively straightforward instrument but making it work in a system like the one we have is going to be very hard, I'm excited to see what we end up with.

>>10454741
I went reading to try and figure it out myself and found this gem.
>why are deadbeats like this?

How is shorting going to work if we literally know hours in advance if a coin is going to plummet. seems like free money

>>10455166
ms. honk said there'd be more info coming later. I wouldn't be surprised if we get hours that are a bit more like Wall Street hours. A "market close" at 5 PM, before numbers come in, and then you can no longer buy shorts. It's "after hours trading" until adjustment, but it isn't any really different than 5 PM - 9 AM is now. You just can't buy shorts once you already know what's up...I mean down.

>>10455035
>>10455018
Alright, this shit sounds fun as fuck, can't wait to see how Ms. Honk implements it
>>10455060
My fucking sides

>>10446348
based

I just listened to Ollie read numbers for 20 minutes and got a boner AMA

>>10455724
is it as good as "the" rant? does she talk real fast and rrrrrrrrrrroll her R's?

>>10455885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fG9znFAPnA
The absolute opposite! She has no accent, it's very odd. Fuckin' diamonds here.

>>10455968
This pleases my autism for some reason.
the fuck, she's got a great voice when she's not screaming her lungs out.

>>10453328
>no mention of Joe or NeneBro
is true happiness possible in life

>>10456192
Only for some, apparently

>>10456192
>>10456288
I wrote the shitty "jokes" first and then tried to work names in after. Didn't have wiggle room there.

>>10456192
an average Joe doesn't get in the end credits summary. He loses his house and has to live in his car because he got fucked by those above him. That's what being average is.
>>10456378
dont even worry about it, it was a nice post. where is it from?

>>10456378
No offense taken bro, just going along with Joe's post
>>10456549
The end credits scene of The Big Short, featuring Ryan Gosling

>>10455018
>>10455035
Does this mean that I could destroy the shit out of civia since she's 100% market driven?

>>10456378
don't get me wrong, it's a fine piece of craft
just felt melancholic to become happy alone

>>10456549
Epilogue to "The Big Short".
>>10456657
>>10456709
If I'd put NeneBro in, he wouldn't have liked the joke I used...

>>10456732
You fuck!

>.ass

ina is too cute bros help me I want to raise loli ina as my daughterwife and take good care of her
I've spent all my divvie money and I'm broke and going insane

>>10456880
>THE BIG SHORT ASS

>>10456732
*ahem* FUCK TOMATOES. thank you for your time.

>>10456905
Provided that you bought the right coins you'll get 2x your div money tomorrow or even more

>>10456999

>>10457019
I bought everything

>>10457034
Me too. I'm already selling some stuff off early to keep the buys going on metacoins.

>>10457034
yeah, don't worry, aside from very few exceptions who got numbers, that's "the right coins".

Im not sure if someone is pretending to be me, someone is mistaking someone else for me, I need to do better reading comprehension reps, or
Im just straight retarded.

>>10457034
I'm pretty sure we all did

>>10457156
Yes

>>10453328
>Nobody ever returned my calls
>But I was audited 4 times and questioned by Ms. Honk.
Sasuga Future Me.

>shorting

It’s gonna be a Kiara and Towa bloodbath. Sell now and thank me later.

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Green day?

The first thing I'm gonna do when ms. Honk implements shorts and shorting I'm gonna short the chicken. Hope you can help mw out on this bros

>>10458455
Cheers /nasfaqg/

>>10459176
cheers

>>10459176
Cheers

>>10458758
based

>>10458758
I'd join in like a retard but that'd also imply I have to touch the coin in buying it back. Still on the fence on that one.

>>10458758
I will not be buying kiara sir, you cannot trick me

please explain what shorting is to me, I'm dumb and I don't understand options

>>10459936
Google you nigger

>>10459936
There is literally explanation in this thread

>>10459982
>>10460195
spoonfeed me

>>10459936
Borrow 200 shares of Iofi, with the promise to pay for them at closing at whatever price they are.
Sell them for $4500 each during daytrading.
At closing you pay the closing price for each share, whatever it is. So if Iofi went down, you profit. If Iofi goes up, you lose money.

Short selling is basically placing a wager that you will profit more during daytrading than the coin will adjust, and more importantly, that the coin will adjust down. This means that two things will need to be true for shorting to work in NASFAQ:
>The option to short sell must be closed before or on Hour Nineteen.
>The period to pay out must happen at adjustments, since transactional volatility is not strong enough to wager against.

>>10460452
thank you :)

Can i short buy Towa?

Can I short myself so Mori will go out with me?

Can someone spoonfeed me the answers for signing up? I promise i will be a good boy

>>10446348
Can I have Natoricoins, Meacoins, Patocoins, and Tamakicoins ms.honk?

>>10458455
thanks anon

Are guys actually gonna use the /vt/ league data and your autism to determine the best tactics the /vt/ team can use in the 4cc this october?
If yes I'll fucking kneel

>>10463809
>"just focus center bro it's the best strategy"

I don't even know how that happened but mom get the camera

>>10461387
what are you talking about, this is a thread about football

>>10446348
>Patra IPO would be decent, active vtuber
>Decides to create another holomama shitcoin

Are you even playing the game?

Also that volume based divvies mechanic sounds horribly OP for richfags and useless for poorfags, what exactly will happen?

>>10465025
>Also that volume based divvies mechanic sounds horribly OP for richfags and useless for poorfags, what exactly will happen?
Are you that retard who doesn’t understand how the new dividend mechanic works?

>>10465025
pls andastd holo board holo thread holo game

>the japanese femboy tako stil hasn't dm'd me on dicksword...

>>10465621
You too?

>>10467024
Yes brother...

If this adjustment doesn't give me back the money I spent I'm going to be a very broken man

I'm bored, anyone wanna chat?

>>10468410
You the femboy tako?

I hate bread and rushia

>>10459936
grug see high price, grug sell
grug see price dip, grug buy back
grug now have pocket stones

>>10468416
No, I'm Tampa

>>10468416
nah, that's me

>>10446348
Honkchama can I hav ur cola

When are devs introducing banks into the game?! With the low divs right now, it would be viable to add loans and whatnot

>>10468457
Gimme 20 minutes and I'll call ya on dicksword

Bonds when

>>10468554
Wanna have a sword fight? uwu

>>10468712
Tupac you giant faggot...

I wanna hate fuck this thread

If tsunderia wins against nasfaq, you better add tsunderia coins...

>>10468470
Please date me, I want to put my dick in every single hole you have. I wanna order cute outfit and cosplays for you that you'll wear when we have rough sexual intercourse . I want to bring you to the cinema while you wear a cute pink crop top and jeans short, in the middle of the film I want to unzip your shorts and suck on your dick while you try not to moan, feel your dick throb inside my mouth when you cum. I want to wake still spooning with you after an intese night of pure homosexual sex, feel your warmth and hold you tightly. I want to hear you complain when it's your turn to cook. I want to bring you out for dinner in a fancy place just to bend you over and fuck your bussy as violently as I can. I want to set our autotraders together and have a happy and lasting gay relationship with you. Please just please I beg you

>>10461387

>>10469035
You say all that and haven't posted your dick yet. You're not worthy of the pleasures you seek
Also femtako, I'll do all of that and cook for us, as long as you help with the dishes. Deal?

>>10464140
Oh God, I didn't realize my subtitle autism ended up on Bea's stream. GOMEN cute bear. >>10423385
Oh fuck. I commentated that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>>10468457
Impostor.
>>10468758
c'mon

>>10469173
I'm not a whore who shows his dick on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum. My dick is only for femtako not for degenerates like you

AHHHHHHHH SOMEONE POST A VAG, I'M TURNING INTO A FAGGOT BECAUSE OF ALL THE DICKS

>>10469372
you can thank drag queen story hour for zoomers being like that.

>>10469332
People asked to see it, I gave certain conditions that were met to post it. I was a man of my word, and committed to what I set out to do.
Did I really want to? No, but I rolled the dice and payed up when I lost

>>10469439
That's why you'll never get femtako, you were willing to show your dick to a bunch of strangers instead of giving importance to your dick and showing it only to your loved ones. You lost to me, face it

Jesas this thread

>>10469634
You talk big game but still saved it?
I went the extra mile for complete strangers, and I'll go further for those I love.
I may not know femtako very well, but what I know is that I want to learn more about him, and be with him for life. Experience ups and downs, Green days and red days, Hectic nights and tranquil mornings.

>>10469686
>enters /nasfagg/
>doesn't expect massive amount of faggotry
How new?

>>10469824
this fucking edit my sides

If Aloe stocks were real, how would they be doing these days?

this is the /vt/ League organizer inquiring if you autists can compile any other /vt/ League stats. /vt/ League is actually testing a AI patch for PES (for the 4CC) and any and all data is appreciated.

>>10469824
You posted your dick online for shit and giggles. You give yourself no value, that's why you'll never get femtako attention. Also femboys are petite and fragile creatures that needs protection and a rough dicking so not your ideal body type archikek

>>10469945
Probably something like Civia coin, floated entirely by market interaction, no dividends.

Not a big spreadsheet autist myself. >>10438766 >>10441691 hopefully these two can give you an answer

>>10469945
apologies but people are too busy fighting for femtako bussy to think about aloe and futbol

>>10469945
They would probably get the civia treatment and be 100% player driven since there are no numbers to work with, civia currently sits at $5700, giving that Aloe isn't a chink and that we just had a big inflation in the economy is not farfetched to say that she would be a 10k~11k which you never sell and just keep getting money from it
I don't know much about spreadsheet autism, hopefully some of the local efficiencyGODS show up

>>10469945
They would be a player-powered coin, because the lack of content being pushed out would mean the price fluctuates from pure market manipulation. It will also be a shitcoin like civiacoin, but I'm sure a few oshicoiners who like delta will hoard out of respect
I can't do shit about stat compilations, sadly. Discord haatons would be the best group to consult about stats
Fuck off, we were in the middle of our ERP session

>>10469945
Probably one of the most safe coins to invest because a dead channel has almost no way of dipping if not because of devs intervention, so pretty good daytrading material but really shitty dividends. spreadsheet autists should show up soon because of adjustment so let's wait for them

>>10469945
also I'd buy Aloe...
what kind of stats are we talkin here? explain it for people who can't into PES, it would help to know what's being compared so that we know what to focus on. also there'd be some delay involved if it means re-watching all the divegrass VODs, even if it's skimming through to grab data from the match end screens

>>10469945
you could start by providing the input data.
I have no clue about divegrass so I'd need some raw datapoints to work with, and some pointers what you'd need as results.
Regarding Aloe, all we could do is an elaborate guess. Nepolabo prints views, she was well connected with them, Lamy still talks a lot about her. So her coin would probably have experienced similar viewership depending entirely on collabs and her relation to the carries Botan and Polka (Nenechi only became a hardcarry later on after her new design).
She's pretty young and inexperienced so I doubt she'd pull Polka's or Botan's numbers, my educated guess would put her somewhere between Lamy and Nenechi.

>>10470166
Simple things like header goals (which we've been trying to improve in this patch) and yellow cards (and what earns them, because referees in this PES are nonexistent). If there is anyone that understands football or PES, they could look at biggest contributors, by position, to goals and/or defensive blunders. But like I said, literally any numbers on this is helpful, even if it's the most obvious things, it can be compared to the other patch being tested.

>>10470075
nah stop that anyway, I'll have to bestow upon you the urgent information that I need to take a shit.

>>10470313
I played several lifetime's worth of feefur so I know futbol but I know fuck all about PES and especially its autopilot.
something like headers attempted vs. headers scored? time consuming, that's rewatching all VODs but it can be done.
what earns yellow cards? our original tactics were supposed to, bigplans you giant faggot. at least we still got the first of the league
anyways, tell us what to look for and at least one is bound to try.

>>10469945
Man you interrupted the fight for bussy that was going on, at least post dick to compensate

>>10470282

>>10470313
But also things like maybe midfield size (the middle number in a formation like 4-4-2) relative to winning, and so on.

>>10470462
Headers attempted vs scored; or even just headers as a percentage of goals scored. As for yellow cards, we're looking at what earns them. There's three categories of fouls that can earn a card: sliding tackles, sticking-a-foot-in fouls, or weird buggy shit where two models just bump into each other in way PES doesn't like

Here we go.

Honk I need to go shopping please

Godspeed everyone, may we see fields of green on the other side

inb4 I lose 1/5 of my networth again

>>10469824
>>10469984
uhh, anons...

I'll be either rich or poor.

looks like honk crashing the market now...

>They bought

The market closes for so long I can actually get screenshots showing 0% for everyone...
blah blah special market report blah blah news hour here are numbers

Holy shit, this is actually a game changer

alleluia brothers.

WE PUMPED YESTERDAY, TODAY WE DUMP

IRYS you whore.

Post em

bruh

This makes no fucking sense, look at Watame...

>>10470770
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>10470872
Yeah, watame fucked all my numbers.

We're back, baby!

MIKOBROS WE WON

Seriously, why are people happy? I only made 12 million over what i had before the bog, this are shit numbers wtf

>>10470975
You made 12M in a 2 day daytrade.

Post-adjustment market report, centered on the Susan day.

look at all these
GREAT
DEALS
$13,865.61 average buying price.

>>10470975
You clearly have your money in the wrong places