/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>10427150
Pope Pomu is superior

>>10427150
Imposter

>>10427150
When will they come back?

>>10427150
I fell in love with a fucking bee!

I want to eat out Ina's hairy Asian pussy

>>10427150
I only watch vtubers for the GFE element, even ones that don't do GFE. I don't even enjoy watching them anymore.

I've masturbated to vtubers for easily hours more than I've ever watched their streams.
I was groomed by an indie.
I participate in the slut posting threads on /trash/ to find someone deranged enough to be my cute menhera gf (male) but am too much of a paper tiger to initiate anything.
I jerked off to Risu's NNN videos on loop and trained myself to finish when she says "tasty nut".
I've had several dreams of chuubas, none of which were my oshi. The last thing I remember was watching Snuffy getting fucked in the ass on stream. I woke up hard.
I've never given a corpo a red cent.

>>10427231
>>10427322
I already told you Nijiniggers to fuck off!

Forgive me squid for I have sinned.

I've never played demonbane and don't like visual novels in general.

>>10427150
I have no sins.

>>10427150
Gura, Ina, Ame, the holy trinity.
And of course, the devil

>>10427619
there seems to be a schism

>>10427150
I hate Ina and have posting her 'doxs' in other websites.

>>10427619
BOO. OFF WITH POPE INAS HEAD

>>10427775
>no sins
>iPhone image file name

I'm in the midst of a mental breakdown and unsubbed from every vtuber besides the 3 I have a membershio to, and 2 of them are in college & barely even stream.

I've mostly been a clip watcher and mostly of JP holos. EN1 was a lot of fun at first, but I went back to the JP Holos after a while. Again, mostly with clips. But with EN2, things have changed. I will now have some of the EN2 and sometimes EN1 holos on stream for the entire time and sometimes actually watch what's going on instead of just having it has background while I do other stuff. I never membershiped or superchatted, but I'm strongly considering the former.

>>10427150
When is ME ME ME pope

I increasingly feel the need to hoard images and videos of my oshi because I know this won't last forever, but I also know I'll probably never look at them a second time anyway and it won't make it hurt any less when it's over.

I love vtubers and want them all to be happy.

>>10427441
Would Ina's pubes be made out of hair or tentacles?

I don’t watch anime. I’m not into GFE streamers or jerking off to hentai. But nothing has made me harder in my entire life than Subaru’s ring fit adventure stream she did a while ago and I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s starting to concern me and my life choices.

>>10427150
korean dog, nepotism whore

>>10428458

>>10427150
No Ina, YOU need to confess. Why did you ruin Council with your nepotism hires?

>>10427231
>>10427322
Nijiniggers can never be popes. At most they can be archbishops.

>>10427150
>Controls Hololive from the shadows with an iron but straight fist
>Now also a pope
What's her endgame?

>thread is being derailed by a few schizos

I'm in a discord dedicated to cum tribbuting vtubers

>>10428853
>papal nepotism hires were often the children of the pope he said were his "nephews"
Ina is a whore...

>>10429133
Didn't you already confess something like this?

>>10429196
another anon i guess..

>>10427619
BASED POPE INA.

>>10428853
I didn't make it worse, i made it *BETTER*.

>>10427322
Is this the Niji-Holo schism?

I saved a pic of Noel's roommate's accidental bush shot a doxfag posted in a thread months ago. I haven't fapped to it, but I like having it for some reason.

>>10429998
post it

>>10430031
no

>>10430124
faggot

>>10430134
seethe

>>10430217
I am

I think people who jack off over roommates are faggots.

>>10428936
You say that, but OP just made a Priestess into a Pope

>>10427150
I have aggressively beaten off to all my chuubas during live streams

I keep crying out of happiness thinking about my oshi

>>10431410
Based parasocial relationship chad

>>10427150
I have delusions that I can eventually have a relationship with polka if I put enough work, even if I'm barely able to understand Japanese. These thoughts live in the back of my mind, and I know that even if .1% of her fans care about her like I do, that's still 800 people fighting over her. If a conservative 70% of those fans are JP, that's over 600 people so much closer to her then I will likely ever will. It hurts, but I can't stop feeling this way.

>>10427619
based Pope Inanis VI

>>10431718
Than hone yourself. Make yourself as, no, more worthy of her than they are.

I can't stop jacking off to Ina's and Polka's feet.

>>10427150
Ina I think u are cute and dope

>>10431972
There is only so much a human can do. I need to work on myself first to ensure that I can even be worth a second thought to her. In that time, what if she finds someone who's good enough? What if our age gap is something that throws her off? The fact that I'm american might dissuade her, let alone my ethnicity.
So many variables that weigh me down, but if I stop for good then the chance goes from nil to zero. I'm gonna do some fit reps now, and I'll do jap reps later on in the week.

>>10427150
No matter how hard I tried to jack off to my oshi, I always found my dick got flaccid midway even though I love her so much but whenever I do that to her senpais, kouhais or even her genmates, I always cum a whole lot

Vtubers helped me cope with my eternal struggle to find a gf for a few months. Recently, my oshi started streaming much more sporadically & my depression over my loneliness has gotten unbearable.

>>10427150
I have literally zero idea what Stack is and why people fucking love it.

>>10427574
>groomed by a indie
Internet grooming just means sending nudes. If this shit was real the police would have been called

>>10427150
I purposely bite bait to make certain fans look bad.

>>10427150
Oi what happened to pope gura?

I can’t fap to anything other than some variation of futa hentai anymore, including for chuubas

>>10436934
More like poop gura lmao

>>10427775
based hoshiyomi

I'm extremely contrarian to the point where I frequently argue against people I agree with for no particular reason.

I'm thankful that Kiara stopped forcing the whole Takamori shit
She had a more natural chemistry with Ame anyway

>>10431410
Nice, me too!

>>10427150
Why is an eldritch priestess the fucking pope?

>>10427150
Ive been practicing how to lucid dream so that i can see you Ina my dream cumming loads of gucchi ink cum on my face

>>10436934
Pope gura VI choked on a shrimp and died

I didn't do what I promised myself I'd do today

>>10439058
Day isn't over yet.

I hate vtubers

>>10427488
Based, except I enjoy watching them still

Everytime I watch gura I feel depressed and lonely

>>10427150
before i knew everyones history i saw noels roommate in the wild when i searched up okayu asmr and called her a camwhore and said to myself that i was glad hololive had nobody like that

>>10439121
Its too late to do what I wanted to do, Im gonna have to do this thing next saturday.

>>10439402
Ina and Sana’s stream yesterday really brought this out in me. It’s pure jealousy on my part but acknowledging that doesn’t help any.

>>10427150
After all the xylophone posting I've seen in /wah/ I'm really interested to try it

>>10427150
Mother Ina I've sinned
I've made a self-insert commission with my oshi

I think I am addicted to making myself angry over stupid shit and I have no idea how to stop myself.

I fall in love with chuubas over their voice.

>>10427150
I tell people to take meds while wishing every night that I'll wake up next to Kronii

>>10427150
I talked to Gawr Gura IRL

Never had anything even close to a parasocial relationship until IRyS showed up. She just made me go apeshit for some reason.

>>10443900
Hate is a drug.

I don't watch vtubers at all I'm just here for the feet and to laugh at goshcels doing their "reps" whatever the fuck that is lmao this shit is /r9k/ lite

>>10427150
I died.

Why is Ina the pope she practices the occult.

>>10427895
kek tell me more

I have encountered the error message "you may only have 5 active threads at one time" on /vt/ before

>>10430725
>people who jerk off to women are faggots
and you get off to futanari

>>10446658
we know, holotranny

I'm so tired of Gura it's insane. I'm not an anti, I've been watching her for months and I'm a membershrimp. What hits me is that she lost something important from my perspective, the personal feeling is wholly gone and I increasingly feel like I'm watching "television," a completely one way street. Her popularity and huge number of fans simply make it impossible to feel as part of a community or fanclub which may sound paradoxical. More than that, she herself changed. I simply don't feel that strange, awkward and lovable girl that she once was. Watching her early streams and comparing them to her new ones is jarring. She feels less authentic, more distant, less herself if that makes sense. She simply isn't the person I've grow to love.

>>10446857
Meds. Gura is better than ever.

>>10446857
I like Gura a bit more than before right now but I get what you feel. She did feel a bit more "authentic" before. However, please mind that they do get A LOT of attention both positive and negative for every single breath they take and stupid thought they post on twitter. I can't even imagine how intoxicating or frightening it must be at times. The new mannerisms and personality traits are likely there as a self defense mechanism.

>>10447329
>Meds.
"I cannot interpret the information I've been given."

I think goslingposting is funny. I chuckle every time Gura says "oh nyo". Distorted pekos and "ogey rrat" are hilarious. I never want to hear another flat chest joke for as long as I live

I am only on /vt/ because I'm banned from my home board

>>10436390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6zvgL4sY18
Consider this a crash course. Stack is love, Stack is life. Listen to 10 stack songs and say 10 heil stacks. Yes, heil.

>>10446857
I'm not a fan of gura and haven't really watched her, but I'll back you up on this. I caught one of her recent streams and it felt like a knockoff gura.

>>10446857
Gura is in a very stressful position because of the number of eyes on her at all times. She may even be a bit depressed because of that and unable to just let loose and have fun. Many such cases.

>>10427150
what are they fighting about now

>>10429940
Ah, yes, the Great Schism of 2021... The birth of the CatHoloics and the ProteStanjis... And the final nail on the coffin where the soul of man is buried

After doing reps I find Vshojo's disgusting honesty less repulsive than Hololive's seiso idol upfront

>>10427150
if i think a vtuber has a sexy design, i don't watch them so i don't feel guilty about beating off to them. this is because if i get an emotional attachment to a vtuber, i can't look at porn of them.

>>10446456
U drink wine?

>>10449853
Based.

>>10446857
I see her as becomming more confident and less afraid to be herself, thus making her more authentic. (Not that I saw her as inauthentic before, just more in her shell). Weird how we're seeing the same things but interpreting them totally opposite.

I can't resist replying to bait

>>10450897
I feel she has become more superficial, less herself. It's like before she used to lean on us a bit, reveal something significant about herself, her doubts, thoughts and so on, but now she has a kind of front which interacts with us but doesn't actually touch upon her real person as it once did. It's like as if her legion of fans made her less approachable, less involved with us on a more emotional level. It's not that she's pretending to be anyone else, it's that she isn't interacting with us in any meaningful way. She is internally absent. It's... like knowing a person and talking to them, and everything's fine and good, but you know that they aren't actually sharing anything significant with you or truly interacting with you on a deeper, emotional level. An acquaintance if you will.

And all of that is sad, really sad for me. Because I remember how wonderful those beginnings were and how delightful she was. Now I'm just a passive observer and I feel no connection or resonance.

Went innawoods with a few friends a couple weeks back and had a long discussion with one of them about parasocial relationships and how we both cope by watching vtubers. His is more 'I live far away from most of my friends so I like the voices' and mine is GFE.
Unrelated to Vtubing, but in that same night of drinking, he asked me if I wanted to fool around because at one point I had mentioned that I had a 'man-crush' on him when we'd first met a long time ago because we had a similar way of looking at things and enjoyed a lot of the same media shit so I just wanted to hear more of what he had to say. I turned him down after telling him I could see myself with a femboy in fantasy but I could never see anything with a guy work out irl. He started to drink more until he passed out later that night.

I think Gura is the most entertaining Holo. Sure, she's a hack since the only thing she can do decently well is sing, but as a vidya streamer exclusively she is the apex. Making random rants about whatever stupid shit crosses her mind is more entertaining than vtubers making shallow observations about the game they're playing followed by a full minute of silence

>>10451424
The burden of being literally the #1 I guess. If you are looking for that feeling maybe consider looking somewhere else because as the top dog any vulnerabilities she shows can and will be used against her and she knows it.

>>10451913
don't you mean inawoods

>>10446613
I realized that I didn't actually enjoy watching watching most vtubers and subbing to 20 and always having a stream on was just a pathetic attempt for me to try hiding from the fact that I've dedicated my whole life to education/work to try to cope with how I'm a balding ugly social retard.I don't have any good friends and have never had a girlfriend. I haven't been happy in over a decade. I've been an absolute failure at everything in life besides making $, and I'm not even particularly good at that. Vtubers aren't helping me at all, and besides the 3 I am membered to I don't even get anything resembling fun or enjoyment out of them.

I am a depressed cutfag but vtubers have helped me curb the impulses, mostly because it gets worse at night which tends to be the time most vtuber events happen so there's something to distract myself with, because it's a live feed

>>10453606
At least you’re honest!

>>10445602
Cool story bro. Is she little?

>>10431718
Understand that you have zero chance and she will prefer someone else who is not infatuated with her.

I gift a lot of subs just for a minute or two of attention off a girl

>>10454953
If I give (You) a (You), will that help (You) Anon?

>>10455363
well.. it only works cause I hear her.

>>10451913

Anon... Not gonna lie I hope you and your friend make up

>>10455826
Sorry.

>>10427574
>tasty nut
i lost, kek

>>10427150
I fucking hate seeing faggots shipping Ina with Sana saying that they are real friends like if she wasn't friends with the other myths. The shit they do is just to try to promote the nigger failure and it pisses me off when they say their dynamic is unique. Watch streams motherfucker. This shit is basically "THEY ARE because le secret knowledge" tier shit. I'm about to become Sana anti because of her fucking shills

I really like Gura, Ina and Mori, but whenever any of them collab with Ame I just don't watch the stream. I don't care for Kiara either, but if one of them collabs with her I'll still watch, and I still watch EN full collabs (where luckily Ame barely even talks). I don't have anything against her personally, just for some reason she really filters me harder than any other vtuber, I think it might be her voice and "gamer" persona.

Nisanji EN is the thing i've been looking for from Hololive gen 2

>>10456385
>about to become Sana anti
>nigger failure
>about to become
anon...

>>10427574
I think we've all dreamed of snuffy taking it up the ass

>>10456385
Sana is by far the best member of council, you should probably kys

>>10427150
vtweeters un-neededly posting their faces annoy me.

>>10458908
Oh, and I use twitter for boobs and vtubercringe. She's okay. But people get so mad about her posting their cringe or her own takes that it circles back to hilarious.

>>10456385
Jesus, Takos really are the worst fucking fanbase. What's it about Ina that attracts the biggest spergs? I just hope none of you spam and harass Sana on twitter like you usually do with other ENs.

>>10459213
/wah/ has been getting raided by sana antis lately. That's not a tako.

Last week was the first time I dreamed about Vtubers ever since I got into it last year. I woke up soaked in sweat and decided I have to go on a stream diet for a while. Haven't dreamed of it since, but I am legitimately scared it might happen again.
I never dream of internet people or games, so this was a scary experience.

>>10427150
I dont watch ina but i have her official summer photo as my desktop wallpaper

>>10459341
Well whatever it is, falseflaggers go straight to Ina to do their dirtywork.

>>10429133
>sir this is the confessions thread, not the based thread
are we timelooping correctly?

>>10429133
post proof

>>10427150
A week ago, my fav vsinger did an absolutely amazing singing stream. That night I dreamed of her singing to me in person. The me in that dream completely fell in love while she was singing to me and we had a long lovely candid chat after that. And she left and promised to come back the next night.

And then I fucking woke up and figured out it was a dream. Worse, now I can't stop thinking about it. Fuck

>>10428097
just start avatar posting, become the schizo

I can't listen to Ina cause it always just makes me think K8
so I'm always expecting her to be like half a second away from busting out the oboe

I've masturbated to streams where Aqua cried, my favourites are the kusogame streams where she cries after hurting herself from a jumpscare.

I had a dream that Mori was hosting a panel and I was there. I jokingly asked Mori to hang out and play Guilty Gear, and she agreed and said to meet her at the arcade. Later, some late 30's white girl with her voice was there & introduced herself as Mori. We played Guilty Gear for a few hours & shot the shit before her husband & kids showed up & she had to leave. We agreed it was fun hanging out and that we should do it again, then the dream ended.
I don't even watch Mori.

I want to make it

I fucking hate nijinigger and vshitshow

The only person I like on vshojo is ironmouse because she's puerto rican

>>10469533
based, I also enjoy the latina on life support

I unironically think that Ina is the only good vtuber out of all Hololive EN and wish she would stop interacting with whores that are beneath her

>>10427150
When some of you say you only got into this fad because of the first EN generation of hololive, I feel disgust and repulsion towards you.

I lived a sheltered (religious) life almost my whole life. I live in a third world country where you only get to be with a girl when you get married, so I never had a girlfriend. When looking up streams I naturally just watch girl streamers, I simp hard to a couple of them

>>10432514
Shit, polka's living in your head rent-free. Cheer up, my man...

>>10469558
latinx*
ftfy

>>10471244
I'm latino, we don't use that slur

>>10471474
im just baiting anon...

>>10471669
I'll eat that bait all day, >>10471379 is pissing me off but I've given out too many (you)s for me today

I think IRyS is a genuinely low IQ person borderline retarded and with no life skills beside singing. But i’m still gosling over her.

Despite being a Soratomo, I've never thought that jacking off so much to Suisei got me clear in the head, realizing that I'm attracted to her. The balance of her passion in video games and music, with her hot and cute ass avatar that makes me enamor her so much, that I initially just die inside knowing that I'll probably never find a girl like her. It's funny cause I've never even been in love with an anime girl before until this vtuber thing. But what really just makes it worst is that she's a real human being, in a way that I'll never be able to see her at all

>>10475262
I'm going to jerk off to Sora as retaliation now

I don't have a problem with generation lore and I don't have an inherent problem with managers being their own characters with authority over the talents. Omega and council were just a really bad choice to showcase those ideas. A generation of military themed chuubas (a pilot, an admiral etc.) managed by a Commander-san could be fun. But the gods + a creator deity kind of jumps the shark by a few miles.

>>10451913
Wooow miggo-chi verry elito english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10466935
I feel myself becoming more and more schizo lately. Maybe you're right, maybe I don't take my meds anymore....

I actually do think Holostars is more boring than Nijisanji guys but I still watch and enjoy both. People like to cite a lack of support as the reason why but I think the support they have right now is fine, it's just that some of them feel kinda aimless with streaming or growing. I commend Papa for reaching out to more people this year, and being more involved with a bunch of Yurustars stuff.

>>10481852
That's the spirit!

I hate avatarnigger.

I like a few members of vshojo, but I never want them to collab with Hololive because I hold them to completely different (lower) standards.

>>10436390
Allow me, the autistic historian, make a recount of why people like Stack
>/jp/ roots - Stack is fairly popular in the 2hu doujin music scene
>Holofightz, a shitpost wrestling show with Hololive characters, has music that people can request
>The host of this stream is refered to as Holofightz OP or just OP
>Some anon requested Stack's Clownpiece song to be played when Polka is fighting
>OP played it, and it was perfectly timed to Polka winning in her debut match and creating the idea of a "Stack buff"
>OP would later play songs from Stack when he ran out of music or decided to ignore the other music requests
>Characters appearing to lose would suddenly start a comeback and win when Stack was played, cementing the idea of a Stack buff
>OP decides one stream to make a crowd of 2,000 listen to Stack for an entire hour
>This transformed the Stack buff idea into full blown Stack worship shitposting
>Stack would become a meme in the Holofightz threads
>This meme carried over to /hlgg/ due to the similar audiences between the two threads
>Eventually, this meme spread to other threads even /wvt/ on /trash/ for some reason
I think I covered most of the history behind Stack on /vt/. Her music is either hit or miss for people, but a lot of anons on /vt/ seem to enjoy it.

>>10485812
It's nice to hear other anons also appreciate stack.

>>10427150
I tell everyone to support the stars but I think they're boring as fuck with the exception of roberu.

>>10427150
Despite being subbed to all of Holo EN and bunch of JP, I barely ever watch any streams or VODs for more than 20 minutes. The only exception is when they do games I actually like, like doom, dmc, rimworld or the ttrpg.

>>10449337
Orthodoxxy is the only true faith

>>10427619
BASED POPE INA

>>10427150
I miss Pope Gura...

>>10427150
I've been cheating on my oshi Ina with Baelz

I don't even like her streams that much but her design is sex incarnate and activates all my almonds. I even had a wet dream for the first time in like 5 years thinking of the stupid sexy rat.

>>10487827
Don't worry anon. Oshi=\=waifu, you can have more than one.

I keep wanting to fuck other Anons pretending to be chuubas.

>>10488075
You can have many favorites but it's kind of against the spirit of calling them your favorite.

>>10492755
Be careful before heading down the dark road that is ERP, okay?

Selen's streams are the only thing keeping me from killing myself

>>10494549
Kamioshi is closer to waifu than oshi

>>10431410
Based Gigachad

>>10456385
Based and factual

Sana shills are fucking retarded and highly delusional

>>10494704
I know. Don't worry. A Lamy in the slutposting thread made me cum and it sort of caught me off guard from how nice it was. I hate this.

>>10446818
>(((we)))
>admitting you're a part of the niji trannies from discord
Go back.