/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neptunia is for ironic weebs.

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

Pomu is the first Vtuber that I think even acknowledged shit like Neptunia or Akiba's Trip. She really is a real one.

>>10371766
Yeah didnt Oliver say something about EDF in the collab Petra? That of course doesnt have to mean it is with him, but it could be

>Dream C Club
Pomu Ojisan

REMEBER THE PRIDE OF THE EDF!

>>10371887
I'm so glad we have her.

Rosemi's been getting in her fitness reps hiking with RoseFamily. How about you!? Are you taking care of yourself for Rosemi?

I'm having sex with Selen right now and honestly guys I don't think I can cum because her belly is too large for us to kiss each other on the lips. I'm gonna call this sex a failure, sad to report.

>>10371878
I love the original concept of it but they milked it way too hard IMO

>>10371887
She reminds me quite a bit of my old oshi without all the annoying parts that pissed me off.

is it mental illness?

>>10371878
You care too much

>>10371882
What does Selen do with her tail when she takes a shit?

>>10371878
It is, but at least Pomu acknowledges the games are bad and just likes the cute girls.

so what did they mean by this, exactly?

>>10371940
Sad!

>>10371960
hope it doesnt touch the bowl

>>10371940
No he's on heroin

>>10371926
I tend to squash that tummy of hers since I’m inflating it right after anyway

>>10371925
I'm doing the prison workout where I do pushups until I can't, wait 10 minutes, and do it again, then wait 10 minutes, and do it again. Same with crunches, squats, and pullups. Also doing speed intervals on my treadmill and honestly I am in more pain than ever.

>supachat Pomu so she can molest the akiba maid

>>10371925
I went on a walk this morning and am taking a small break from art fundies. Drawing boxes fucking sucks, only 244 more to go.

>>10372026
a worthy cause

Dragoons have been getting really cringeworthy lately with their pregnant and fat shit. Can we just go back to the /v/ autism? I think I preferred that.

>>10371940
They need to realize that for Apex, Selen can have one shitty but cute female player on the team but she needs an actually good male player on as well. That's just reality.

>>10372026
Go Pomu, live your dreams for me

>Pomu’s gonna eat a whole one hundred grams of steak
Uooooooh

>>10372022
Remember, you should only work out a muscle group once every three days. Except running/swimming which should be done every single day

>Expensive steak
Is steak really that expensive in the US?

>>10372022
Nice, bro!

>>10371940
Yes, meds are needed.

>WOTAGEI LESSON STREAM
FUCK YEAH, have been wanting that for months

>>10372069
Girls can be actually good as well...

>>10372099
really good ones yes

https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1441862936096616453
Elira schedule!

>>10372131
Obviously, Selen is. But it is much rarer. Especially to get two of them on one team.

>>10372099
100 grams is about $8 worth of really good steak. Japanese A5 100 grams is about $40.

>>10372052
Good work. Sorry about the boxes. I know you can get through it!

>>10372099
Only if you want it to be
If you’re willing to eat the soles of sandals they’re a dollar a pound

>>10372171
I'll do it for her.

>>10372157
Outer Wilds is good but will completely break her

>>10372164
It's only rare because guys are extremely toxic to any girls that try to get into video games.

How can one woman be this based bros

>>10371960
Curls it around to the front
and sucks on the tip, a bit

>>10372157
>apex
may be good
>Outer wilds
eh
>Redstone learning
will be good
>Jap shit and super chat
meh
>Portal 2
will be good
>Karaoke
will be good

>>10372057
The ideal architect scenario is fattening your wife up via multiple pregnancies so Selen ticks all the boxes perfectly.

Outlast 2 with Finana!

>>10372157
This is her best schedule in weeks, I love it.

>>10372218
I feel like streamers don't like games with multiple endings, because they almost always rush the game and get the bad ending

>>10372026
That's the best cause of supporting a vtuber there is, she's going to sexually harass every maid working in Japan so she can claim their first time before any creepy ojisans do.

>wotagei lesson
>otaku room review
real weeb week from pommers

>>10372226
dyrbi?

>>10372099
Meat is actually pretty cheap in the US, but with steak the entire point is the taste and texture of the meat so the quality of the steak increases proportionally with cost

>>10372266
Remember that her super chat readings almost always end up being zatsudan streams as well because of all the tangents she goes on, and that's some of her best content!

>>10372292
Outer Wilds is not Outer World
Wilds is the timeploopy one

Pomu is fucking based. Train set Otaku.

>train collection
pomu.....

thoughts?

>>10372226
On the other hand, a girl who is decent at a game will also be showered with praise for it in a way a guy would never be. I'm not going to say women don't have their own unique challenges in life, but those who really want to do something will do it. They have the opportunities available to them.

>>10372157
>Mika, Elira and Oliver
what the fuck is that pairing? who the fuck is it meant to appeal to?

Alright fags, what are you showing Pomu? I have to show her my sword collection.

>>10372091
>Not giving your body a rest from cardio
Marathon runners have the same symptoms as those people with heart disease since they scar their tissue to the point it becomes inflexible. Do everything in moderation.

>>10372391
i want to fuck

>>10372402
You said this exact same thing already when you saw Mika's schedule and I will repeat myself: Me, faggot. It appeals to ME.

Pomu weekly schedule (days not finalized yet, may change):
Sunday- Pomu Member ASMR
Monday- Wotagei lessons
Tuesday- Minecraft
Wednesday- Outlast 2 with Finana (Pomu is playing it)
Thursday- (skipped, might be the one she needed to double check)
Friday- Otaku Collection Review
Saturday- Tokyo Chronos + Night stream (she hasn't decided, thinking of a spooky game)

>>10372226
While that's true for your average shitters on mic, no vtuber who will ever have the chance to collab with Selen would do that to her or any girl. Best you can say is women get weighted less when it comes to CR tesm points and some other stuff but I feel like those women would be happy to be able to get into a team with better people due to requiring teammates with higher points. So actually female gamers get the good end.

>>10372391
poke them from the sides

>>10372391
Elira is hot as an amputee

>>10372402
ME.

I really don't understand the appeal of these "room streams".
>haha im gonna dox myself to 1000 people live on camera
>haha look at my shitty bedroom full of cum socks

>>10372157
Why doesn't Elira collab with Niji EN?

Tell me about the fish, why is she always shitting?

>>10372446
Damn, really strong week.
What is the wotagei stream going to be? VR?

>>10372424
No, I've been a athlete for years. To get good, you have to do it every single day. I can't think of a single strong runner that doesn't run 7 days a week. It's completely mandatory. Also your little anecdote about marathon runners is complete nonsense, they live longer than anyone.

>>10372157
Her other eye looks so cute exposed. Can't wait for another karaoke stream.

>>10372391
Elira is adorable and sexual. I want to fuck her and cuddle with her.

calling out Finana lol

>>10372482
ah yes posting your room is now doxxing
as if someone, anyone will look at a room and go "hey I recognize that specific room and layout of socks and paint on the wall, see you soon!"

god I hate how doxxing is an "end all be all" word for showing shit now.

I'm afraid to send in my collection. I only got into anime a few years ago, so all my merch is from recent popular series like Konosuba, Re:Zero, and Darling in the Franxx. All the pomudachi are going to make fun of me, but even worse, Pomu will make fun of me too.

>>10372391
milk

>wotagei
nice concept but how is it gonna last more than 30minutes

>>10372391
The sweater needs to OFF

>>10372405
Are you a fucking weeb with Katanas?

>>10372157
Outer Wilds is going to destroy her. Can't wait!

>>10372482
It is the only chance for a woman to see the inside of your room, you have to take it.

>>10372391
No thoughts, head empty.

I'm a poorfag so no merch, one day maybe

>>10372539
you say that when people on this website literally discovered the location of a flag based on sunlight and car horns.

>>10372558
We'll get an hour in and then it will be a "surprise" Kiara collab.

I have a shitload of 2hu stuff. Should I submit my collection?

>>10372482
People might get salty for me saying this but the truth of it is that you want to do these sort of streams to garner a female audience. Women want to leech off of anything successful, so the vtuber says "show us your room/fashion/etc." and they will find a way to put themselves in the picture and include their twitter handle so that you will check them out and give them a follow. The vtuber gains more views and the false perception that they have a following of attractive women. I see this a lot with Nijisanji JP

>>10372558
More tangents about all the lives she went to

>>10372391
I hope this leads to more paizuri pics.

>>10372574
Fuck no, I have European swords. Real ones too. I collect Knives and Bayonets too.

>>10372345
I thought it was worlds as well.

>>10372591
yeah cause that was easy as fuck.
Literally all you do is line up flight maps and star maps with what is shown on the sky.

>>10371925
I started doing cardio, lifting and seeking for a better job like a week ago after watching a Rosemi's clip. I haven't dropped it but some days it's hard to get te motivation to do it. I think it's time to improve my diet too.

>>10372604
she loves it so yes

>>10372558
Hopefully she expands the scope beyond just the calls and into larger idol culture.

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet lewd mermaid!

>>10372593
That'd be the worst because it'd officially bring in the holofags and particularly the kiarafags

>>10372482
I used to be one of those people that would post their bookshelves on posts about showing your comic collection and shit like that. It's to delude yourself into believing you didn't waste all that money on something you don't actually care about. Yeah sure, if you like a series or some piece of media or whatever, go ahead and grab it. But who is going to give a fuck about Jeph Loeb's Supergirl run enough to actually buy it? Me, because I'm going to take a picture of my shelf with it in there later surrounded by a bunch of other filler comics nobody cares about while people comment on the actual shit people care about.

God I'm glad I got out of that phase

>>10372630
>It's so fucking easy bro
t. man who has never done anything like it.

I literally can not get her laugh out of my head. I go go sleep and hear it in my dreams. When s loud car drives by I think of her stupid laugh, when s bird sings I think of her laugh. Dog bark? Laugh. Window opening? Laugh. A fucking ringtone? I imagine her hahas spliced and pitch shifted like a fucking MAD. I can't fucking live like this. I'm literally going insane. My faucet is dripping and it hear her stupid fucking laugh.

>>10372157
Looks like a good week for her. Glad someone is doing things with Mika.

>>10372218
I dunno, it might not be that bad? She does let people walk her through puzzles when she is totally stuck. The rough stuff is late game, so the first stream should be good.

>>10372504
My understanding is that she's doing an Eat-spicy-noodles-for-breakfast-every-day challenge and has a poor diet in general

> call me a wagie cagie
oioioi

>>10372591
I'm sure someone will dox me for showing swords in my room.

>>10371925
I can Curl 50's, my bench max is 245, my squat max is 315, my deadlift is 350, currently doing cardio and running for 2.25 miles at a time, almost every day and working abs constantly.

>>10372624
So you're not a weeb, but you still wear a trench coat and wear a fedora? Got it.
How in-depth is your collection? Like, do you like the aesthetics, or are you into the history of them too?

>>10372157
damn good schedule.
love this dragon.

>you wont be able to call me a wagie anymore

>>10372591
>coordinates from sky landmarks
>vs the inside of your bedroom that only your mommy has ever seen

Just remembered this shit.
/hlgg/ lost and we won so far.

Anyone got the Pomu wagie cagie pic?

So what exactly is Shadow Corridor.

I love my daughterwife!

>>10372546
Most of my collection is composed of recent LNs but I'm still sending it. Ganbatte anon
>Re:Zero
Pomu loves it as far as I know. I have an artbook that I'll be sending.

>>10372667
are you me? she lives rent free in my head as well

>>10372391
Could be bigger but it's okay.

Pomu doesn't talk at work

I wish Pomu did more zatsu, this is her at her best. Yes there's SC readings, but that's always a gamble if she'll go on tangents or just rush through them.

>>10372687
This actually works as a diet and makes you feel full for quite a while, since it irritates your stomach so much
I can see it suiting feesh’s hikki routine, I used to do it woth spicy snacks too

If I sent a picture of my kpop collection, how much will Pomu seethe?

>wagie all her life
>asmr mics setups are like 400 dollars but are a "big purchase" to her

Lol. Her life is depressing. Finana was also super excited because she had a thing that cost only 600 bucks.

>doesnt like talking to normies but answers chat
uh, you are talking to normies pomu

>Fuck normies
Pomu

>>10372696
I aim for history. I have a Katzbalger, Rapier, 15th Century German Bastard Sword, Kar-98k Bayonet, Crusader Arming Sword, etc.

>>10372805
Working all your life gives you perspective on the value of money that younger people might not have.

>>10372606
I watch Nijisanji jp room/otaku showcases and aside from the ones who just scroll twitter so you can see their handle, this doesn't happen, and the vtuber always picks ones without a face. Fans even go the length to blur out reflective surfaces. However this is all in JP, I've never seen an EN room stream in my life. Also, fashion showcases aren't for men, let's be serious here.

>fuck normies
>but also lives with "roommates"
I'm sensing an inconsistency.

Pomu is about to rage about normies.

>>10372821
You don't know what normies are if you think that they'll even hear something about vtubers

>>10372696
I forgot to add I recently purchased a Steyr-Mannlicher M1895 rifle too. It's always the history for me.

>>10372750
Horror game, most of it involves you having to go around a house to collect magatama, while avoiding a bunch of monsters. Many vtubers have played it, was more popular about a year ago

>>10372805
>only 600 bucks.
600 bucks is a decent amount of money, did nobody teach you to budget growing up? Just because you can afford it doesn't mean you should.

>>10372862
Her roommates are weebs

POMU SLAYING RRATS

There goes the thread.

Alright we can officially put the debate to rest.

POMU HAD A CRUSH ON A GUY?!?!

alright dykefags, you're out

>doesnt talk at work
i thought she said she answers phonecalls all day at work?

>>10372661
That's how I see it, there's literally no point. I don't get anything out of posting my garbage collection and I'm not interested in seeing someone else's garbage.

So this is what turned her off guys...

>>10371937
>old oshi

>"There was a guy i had a crush on"
DYKE SAYERS BTFO'd

RRATS ARE DEAD

>>10372862
>lol i'm just like you guys!
every time

See you next thread.

Pomu interacts with men?
I'm cancelling my membership

PANSEXUAL POMU STORY TIME PKZZZZZZZZ

/u/ Schizos BTFO

>>10372891
>>10372855
Tell me more about your noble ways.

>>10372831
>>10372888
What a fucking king you are, I can't wait to see what you have on her stream. Are you a flagfag too?

>/u/tards BTFO

Good, the lesbian rrat can die now. At least it didn't take a doxx to do so

>I’m back in the game
HYPE

>>10372858
>Also, fashion showcases aren't for men, let's be serious here.
The one showcasing, no. But the guys are there in the stream to see the cute girls in the cute outfits, blurred face or not.

/vt/... don't look.

OH NO NO NO NO

>Pomu has regular sex with men
The purity fags btfo

>>10372862
Her roommates are weebs. She talked about how one of them put up a Nekopara shower certain

>>10372862
One of her roommates wanted to put up an anime shower curtain. They're also weirdos.

GOSLING TIDAL WAVE LETS GO

>had a crush on a boy
>and a girl

DROPPED

Fucking normalfags not being aesthetic hobos in the woods shunning communication with humankind.

Pomu what are you doing!?

Holy shit Pomu just slayed rrats by the dozen.

UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the only girl i ever dated
implying she has dated guys?

>>10372942
Honestly I have plenty of money and still find myself getting anxiety about purchases over a few hundred dollars.

>wasnt a chad
couldnt have been anyone in this thread then

>>10372402
Oliver hanging out with some quality puss. That guy is living large. He'd better stay the fuck away from Rosemi.

Never reply to my posts with your /u/schizo drivel ever again

Welcome to Nijisanji. This is a purge. Begone

Elira; Yes or No?

>>10372391
pure sex.

>>10372996
you don't think she's a virgin, right, anon?

Dragoons win yet again

>the guy once came to me
He's not the only one Pomu.

>dated a girl

How did I miss her saying this in the past!?

> BSS Pomu
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>10372918
Normalfags truly ruin everything.

>fuck normies
>literally. i fuck normies
Pomu...

I know where this is going...

i'm done with pomu
who should be my oshi now

>>10372947
Well shit, you caught me there. I do collect historical flags like the little History autist I am.

I'm looking forward to Rosemi's schedule and LM, hope she'll find some time for more Cuphead, free talk during breaks is cute

>Wanna go watch anime together
Pomu, no...

>>10372805
Let's put it this way, if you're going to drop 400 bucks on something you'd like to use it more than once a month. So that would be a big purchase for a once a month thing you'd probably only use a couple hours.

normies is an oxymoron

>>10372962
It just feels weird to say it's to show off they have female fans to change their fans image, considering women show up en masse to IRL events, Nijibara live show was basically more than half female fans. A whole lot of JP girls love NijisanjiJP, Naraka's itabag stream had a ton of Nijisanji itabags. Hell, even before the Rain drops concert there was a girl with a Ryushen and Joe bag.

>>10372858
>Fashion showcases aren't for men
Boy are you ever gonna freak out when I tell you about GQ.

Here you go.

Next Selenium when?

HAHAHAHA NTR ARC

>Pomu got cucked

>>10373060
We welcome you to the dragon club
Either dragon is fine

>>10373082
How so?

>>10373043
It was the stream right before her hiatus

"Normie" here being codeword for men.

>Normalfags used her
She learnt the hard way...

>>10373116
>he hasn't heard about selen
oh nononononono

>>10373043
You missed the great gosling massacre right before her hiatus

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>10373106
3 hours for for Megaman 2 stream!

pomu is fucking perfect bro i would give up my neet life for a girl like her

>Pomu got cucked
>Goslings get cucked
She's balancing the scales.

>Pomu has sex with a guy that told her that he liked her
>then he starts dating a different girl
Pumped and dumped. RIP

>War flash back to when I had a crush on that normie cool kid in school

>>10373004
I have plenty of money and keep an accurate record of all purchases with a goal of reaching zero net expenditure for each week.

And that's when Pomu swore off men forever and became a lesbian.

I had a girl give me "her number" and when I texted her it ended up being her "ex boyfriends". I know the feel Pomu...

>>10372858
>Fashion showcases are not for men.
Like you wouldn't be stoked to see this lad.

>im over it
sure

Pomu was used and abused

>>10373170
Like a vtuber would actually stream something like this.

She's not over it.

>Guy wanted to pump and dump
>Pomu disgusted him so much with anime talk that he gave up
Chad move.

>>10373168
OH NO she's a fujo!

>>10373115
the word is normalfag and only normalfags would be offended by the word fag, whoever uses normie is therefore a normalfag

>>10372578
its gonna be even worse than DS3 with the backseaters

God I love Pomu, I know the feels

>>10373148
i cant take her laugh
its too pure
she deserves happiness

>>10373198
Yes, she is not

Pomu likes dick? I'm in.

>>10373167
She literally said she didn't mean men and she only ever dated a girl once.

>>10372929
You called it more than you realized.

send Pomu your embarrassing stories

>>10373206
Do you want or expect Pomu to say fag on stream?

nah pomu you are not a loser. in contrast to you im not interested in 3d women at all, not just normies.

>>10372918
>got bullied by dudes a decade ago
>still mad

Pomu truly is a schizo anon obsessed with highschool.

>>10373206
Anyone who uses chan lingo outside this site is a normalfag.

>>10373170
No one owns this and watches vtubers.

Pomu streaming herself shooting up her old highschool when?

>>10373239
Pomu you don't know what you're asking for...

>>10373116
>he lacks critical information
wumao wumao

im not even gosling but this is killing me

Pomie you tell this atory as self degrading, but most males still won’t have the luxury of getting cucked on by having someone else say they like them in the first place
The dissonance hit home the most

>>10373259
This.

>>10373239
it's hard to pick just one

>>10373233
nah, the male version of that is that the opposite sex never approaches you at all and you spend the entire time alone

>>10373168
I once had a girl give me her number and it turned out to be one of her male friends and we became friends and now that girl is a dead end stoner living with 4 roommates and her friend works for an interior design firm and sometimes contacts me for photography jobs. Whores are not worth fussing over, I hate women and am gay.

>>10373060
Kiara is always open for all your /u/schizophrenia.

>>10373241
Obviously she wouldn't use it on stream, I'm referring to the countless of normalfags that use normie (of which Pomu is more likely to be included in).

>>10373191
Why? This is non offensive. If some lad showed these uniforms off on stream to Pomu, she would love that mad lad.

>2021
>humans still can't get rid of bullying
ngmi

>>10372645
Stay strong brother and take it one day at a time. You can do it!

>>10373229
>She literally said she didn't mean men and she only ever dated a girl once.
Anon, do you realize why a vtuber might speak in code and change genders when telling a relationship story?

>>10373278
now I understand why Sam Hyde superchat her every once in a while

>>10373170
Gardes du Corps vtuber when??

>>10373283
Pomu confirms she likes men
Pomu confirms she has dated men
Next: confirming that she has fucked men
It's time to move on if you're looking for GFE

>>10373314
>expecting a vtuber to be this historically cultured

>>10373245
It's been more than 10 years yet I still dream about high school.

>>10373284
This, girls will never understand. Fuck Pomu. At least Petra only lusts for anime boys.

How is her life such a joke

>>10373309
Pomu does have normie taste in anime.

>>10373344
Me, soon. If I could I would.

RIAJUU BAKUHATSU SHIRO

>>10373357
Don't underestimate Layla.

>>10373323
If she was concerned about that she wouldn't have bothered telling completely unnecessary stories about having a girlfriend or having a real crush.

>>10373296
>she gave me a guy's number to fuck with me
>but joke's on her I was always into dicks

>>10373101
I saw you take back that downvote Anon, you should be more honest on your love for Pomu

>>10372697
Damn, bro, that's amazing. Keep at it, for Rosemi!

>>10373357
>Not expecting that, but Pomu would love that fashion.

>>10373347
>imagine looking for GFE in Pomu
poor faggots

>>10373366
She's short. Short people are always jokes.

>>10373323
/u/ is the worst board on 4chan hands down. This is before considering you can't "become" a lesbian.

>>10373395
Are Layla and Lumi the only /his/ approved vtubers?

>>10373365
Pomu was poor growing up, she needed a bf to rely on. Petra's rich parents do everything for her, guys can hardly impress her.

>>10373435
Very much doubt it.

>Pomu is 45 still seething about being rejected by a chad 29 years ago

>>10373314
Anycolor better realize that we DONT want MONSTER GUYS. This is what we want.

>>10373347
>Next: confirming that she has fucked men
She's an adult, that's more implied than not with dating.

>>10373373
Pomu's tastes are an enigma to me, half the time she talks about relatively obscure stuff, half the time she talks about the most mainstream anime possible. I don't think there's anything wrong about liking Re:Zero or whatever, but it feels like there's a whole spectrum of stuff she never mentions.

>I want to go back
She's not over it.

I've never been bullied or asked out, I feel like I missed so many steps of high school

>>10373239
Embarassing? I only have depressing stories. Though if you add everything up, it becomes a giant joke I guess

>>10373203
Liking anime was enough to drive anyone away from you back in the 00's. Poor pomu

>>10373323
If you doubt part of her story and believe the rest you're a retard. She's the more honest of the group

>>10373359
>frequently dream I need to go back to highschool to complete calculus so I can get my highschool degree because otherwise my university degree won't be recognized
>watch vtubers obsessively to force myself to dream about something else

>>10373495
>It is ok I´m over it
y-yeah

>>10373473
She might not, but Rosemi would.

>>10373347
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT NO MAN HAS EVER DONE TO HER, IMPREGNATE POMU.

>>10373365
based penguin enjoyer

>>10373284
This is true. I have dated female friends and still felt like I was the only one who gave a shit about the relationship, which was just convenient for them.

>>10373347
no wonder pomu goslings go into hibernation for weeks

>>10373432
No I'm just running adblocker so Susan ignores my existence.

>>10373563
the brainwashing to forget takes a while apparently

>>10373547
good luck anon

>>10373501
I had a similar experience but it was so obvious to me that I didn't fall for it like Pomu did.

>>10373484
I want a chad minotaur dude that does special friday streams and opens the stream by cracking a cold one

>pomudachi

what are the odds that Finana mentions hypothetically pooping from her vagina next week?

>do I really have to hide my powerlevel
Pomu... dont say anything about loli

>>10373484
I want both, in the same chuuba.

>>10373486
She should just stop pretending. Petra on the other hand outright admitted that she's never finished watching re:zero, Rem and Emilia are both shits.

>>10373563
Goslings are weak, POMU LOVE is eternal

>>10373617
jokes on you she already did it

>>10373471
I still remember when hopium anons thought Mumei would be /his/ approved.

>>10373479
>pomu on her deathbed in 2092 surrounded by her grandnieces and grandnephews still lamenting that one time 80 years earlier she got cucked

>>10373608
THAT is the type of monster guys I am down to see.

She's so not over it

she's gonna drag this story time forever

>>10373219
yeah i genuinely hope she finds happiness and that the partner she ends up with (me) treats her well

>>10373607
The fact that the general isn't imploding right now means either the fags who cared finally left or no one actually cared and the increase in shitposting was after bait threads were made on it alerting other people.

>>10373621
Cultured discussion stream with Pikamee when

>>10373590
FUCKING HELL.

I LOVE Elira

>>10373563
Thanks, but I still love Pomu.

That was the dumbest superchat I've ever seen, and it wasn't even poetry.

>>10373617
>mentions hypothetically pooping from her vagina
Gotta wait for the tranny in the male wave to talk about his grundle.

>>10373621
>not openly and loudly discussing your love for toddlercon, shotacon and lolicon in public spaces

>>10373676
No one ever cared, it was always bait. Don't be surprised if it suddenly it becomes an issue in the thread 6 hours from now when some shitposter hears about it.

>>10373676
she has like 900 viewers right now so i imagine most of pomu's viewers aren't able to watch right now

Pentomos can't stop winning. Petra is the only virgin.

Pomu going to Disney as an adult is hardly normie...

>>10373667
do you want this to end?!

>>10373700
I LOVE Selen!

>>10372977
>"I have RELATIONSHIPs with women. and SEX with men.
>"I got news for you, that means you're straight

Fuck Elira

>>10373730
If you pass a really big clot it's kinda like shitting...

>>10373495
This is how I feel when I think about ethereum.

Boba is only normie if you're asian.

This talk has ironically convinced me that unironically Pommers is ironically an ironic weeb

>baggy clothes
god I love Pomu

>>10373745
She had a creepshot taken of her in Japan though.

>baggy clothes
Unfeminine dyke confirmed

>>10373760
fuck off mint you whore

what even is normalfag stuff by this point? It feels like living in general is a normalfag thing.

>>10373725
The only really "normie" thing I feel about her compared to other EN members is she functions normally in society as a person with a real job. Otherwise surely Selen is by far the most normie out of all of them.

>>10373772
I can't figure out how to interpret this.

>>10373772
i'm too retarded to parse this are you saying she a real weeb or not

>fashionable baggy clothes
DOESNT EXIST POMU, your fashion sense SUCKS

>>10373730
Delete this from my mind

>baggy drip
she’s got the teets I tell you

>>10373789
>he isn't an undead

>>10373769
Depends on what type of bbt, white ppl always order the fruit flavoured shits they are literally just smoothies and not real bbt.

>>10373793
functioning in a society isn't a normie thing, it's just a thing.

>>10373819
>she did

>>10373785
She really struggled with admitting it.

>>10373819
anon....

>>10373793
Wosemi has a job too

>>10373819
had
now they're like empty potato sacks

>I don't own any jeans
Pomu's a bottom...

>>10373819
Not anymore lol

>>10373793
Yeah, I think it's probably that she discusses having a job. Her interests didn't seem to be something he was thinking about.

>>10373793
I am sorry, but being a functional human being isn't normie.

>skirts
Never mind, she's okay now.

>>10373803
>fashionable baggy clothes
>DOESNT EXIST POMU

>>10373854
wosemi is definitely top 2 biggest normies in nijiEN, she's just autistic so people overlook it

Does Pomu at least own yoga pants? Please tell me yes.

What's the most normalfag thing you like? For me it's sports

>>10373785
Think she became that after the Japanese "sex hotel" incident?

>>10373899
Being as autistic as she is automatically disqualifies her. Have you seen how she dresses?

>>10373914
Re:zero and idol animes

>>10373914
I enjoy foods

>>10373914
Probably liking classic Star Wars.

I sure hope this is gonna spawn some Pomu fanart
Don't let titfags get a hold of those though, they're gonna ruin all of it

>>10373793
I don't think it is that normal for a girl to become a sweaty gamer like Selen anon. It seems to me that weebs think anyone not super into anime and manga are normalfags but there are different paths to being unusual from the mainstream.

>>10373885
Needing to financially support yourself doesn't make someone a normalfag, NEETlyfe just isn't an option for some people.

>>10373899
I can assure you Rosemi's at or near the bottom of the NijiEN normie ladder

>>10373914
Lady Gaga

Pomu is wearing a dress right now

>>10373914
like Big Bang Theory unironically.

4'10" POMU WEARING HIGH HEELS AND STILL BEING SHORTER THAN ME UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10373885
I mean on one end of the scale you'd have agorophobic hikki NEET and then on the other end of the scale person who goes to their 9-5 like every other normal person.

>>10373914
Cycling.

>>10373914
I like racing, F1 and shit. Also camping and hiking I suppose.

>>10373947
>Don't let titfags get a hold of those though, they're gonna ruin all of it
They only annoy me when the ruin otherwise slender or flat girls with their off model shit.

>>10373966
Cute!

Pomu looking up daisy dukes just to see girls in them...

tiny tiny small small Pomu wearing baggy clothers and a skirt..

>>10373961
Of course, rather be dead than NEET.

>>10373899
She hides almost all of it, according to her. the stream is her outlet.

>Pomu revealing she's modest and not a slut
good stuff

>>10373914
sex

>pomu in denial over being a normie
kinda funny desu

>no!
>yes!
make up your mind

>>10374039
chat was either too nice or too normie to tell her the truth

>>10373914
Blacking out at parties.

>>10374021
She's too good

>>10374039
everyone is a fucking normalfag unless you're a literal hikki asocial hermit. The word has no meaning.

I'm definitely not complaining about a chill zatsu but it's funny that originally Pomu was planning to catch up on old SCs after Doom and now she's not even reading the Doom SCs.

>Pomu is Velma
This is fine. I always preferred her over Daphne anyway.

>>10373914
White claw.

>>10373914
Do cats count?
If not then I guess normie games like Destiny 2.

>>10374131
Who doesnt?

>>10373914
I play Battlefield with friends

>>10374133
god how do you like that shit

>Pomu wears yuru camp socks

I-is pomu flirting with us guys? This feels like a date.

This post game Pomu zatsu is comfy as fuck

>>10374131
Velma is pretty hot but not the new one...

Which niji ens are still confirmed pure? Rosemi, Petra? How about Elira?

>>10374086
>everyone is a fucking normalfag unless you're a literal hikki asocial hermit.
Yeah, exactly

>>10374166
Every streamer is flirting with chat. Even men.

>finana is scrappy-doo

>Pomu didn't know about the Scrappy

>>10374175
me

>>10374175
None of them, you can leave now

>>10374086
This, but unironically. Also you need to be autistically obsessed with a specific interest like meteorology or network topology.

Normie scale is difficult because of the abnormal fluctuations. Selen's a NEET, but she's not an anime nut. She's no different from the Mountain Dew slurping competitive gamers.
Petra and Pomu seem to be the most socially functional, but obviously they have the least normie interests.
Elira and Finana are obviously the least Normie since there's nothing "normie" counterbalancing their lifestyles. They both just sit at home, play games, and watch anime. At best, Elira reads books and Finana plays some western games.
Rosemi's autistic and can't function without parental supervision, but she's an intern at least.
I suppose you could say that Normie values exist on a spectrum.
You'd have to make one of those X,Y, Z quadrant graphs to map this out.

I'm jealous of someone being blissfully unaware of Scrappy all these years.

>>10374175
>Rosemi
lol
>Petra
lol
>Rosemi
lol

>>10374175
definitely not your mother and yourself, you fucking whore

BIG NEWS: Pomu is hot!

>>10374155
All alcohol tastes bad to me, and I can drink as much White claw as I want and not get a hangover or headache.

>Pomu doesn't know who Scrappy Doo is.

>>10373964
actually based

>didn't know who scrappy is
Lucky Pomu

>pomu never heard of scrappy
>doesn't know scooby is a great dane

>>10373914
C#

>>10374175
>lacks the critical information

>>10374190
GOOD, he ruined Scooby-doo.

>>10374175
>Caring about Purity over a girl that you will never get.
Gets me everytime. Look, the only woman I want pure is my wife and daughters.

>>10374199
>Finana plays some western games
Is someone who stays home all day playing WoW a normie?

>>10374208
Honestly as a kid the Harlem Globetrotters made a bigger impression on me as Scooby characters than Scrappy.

>>10374251
>daughters
So you can fuck them first?

>>10374086
Looks like I win this round of "who is more socially fucked up".

>>10374071
Because normie is used by normalfags to describe people who are more successful than them.

>>10374175
I checked all of them, everyone but Fish had theirs intact