/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reposting for anyone Kronie that wants to step up to be a soundpost creator.

If you want to make soundposts.
1. Install any userscript add-on. Tampermonkey, Greasemonkey, Violentmonkey, Retardmonkey. I don't know what people recommend these days.
2. Install this userscript: https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player/releases -
3. Optional: Install 4chanx already. https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
4. Refresh the page.

For making soundposts, remember that 4chan normally doesn't allow sound files, the way you get around that is separate the sound and image/video files. if you're doing a webm, make a copy of it and then have it be the sound only. Upload the sound to a third party site like https://www.catbox.moe/.. Then you need to run it through the URL encoder in 4chan sound. (you'll find it in tools.) Then you just paste the encoded URL into the file name of the image/video file you're using and include anything else you see. An example of that is the file in this thread, ala [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fqw0u07.mp3].
Make sense?
If you need help editing Webms, use Webms for Retards.
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

my legs hurt...

Thanks breadbaker.

>HK from midnight to 4AM
Kronii, your sleep reps...

Kronii do me a solid and sing one non-meme western song in your karaoke pls

>>10082572
The only thing I dislike about Mori is that it feels like she barely plays games. At least, barely plays interesting ones. Honestly I was big into her when she debuted, but at this point she's transitioned into doing mainly zatsudans and ASMR, which I can't stand.

>>10082640
Sleep?

>>10082640
Your AM/PM reps anon...

Buying Kronii membership!
Watching Kronii karaoke!
Laugh at her singing!
Dropping 500$ supacha that just says "lol please stop"!
Disliking the video!
Downloading the stream illegally!
Make a remix that mocks it!
Contributing to Kronii's insecurity!
Make Kronii's depression worse!

>HK at 9PM
EUROPOOR WIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10082663
She's always been pretty zatsudan heavy.

You motherfuckers better tell me the setlist when the karaoke drops. >:)

>>10082675
Oh no, I'm retarded.

KARAOKE STREAM UOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY STAY WITH ME COVER LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10082663
I want to believe that KINO can be achieved between the two when their collab comes. It's possible.

>>10082684
Go fuck yourself Goslingbro if that's even you.

>>10082684
Reminder that if Goslingfag actually does this, we purge all his writings from the archives.

>>10082723
fucking kek

>>10082640
anon, your reading comprehension reps

>>10082722
why not buy her membership and find out?

>>10082663
But she's always been zatsu heavy. She's probably the most zatsu heavy of the ENs

>>10082723
if you are on this website, you're automatically retarded

>>10082604
Kronii? More like Fuckii

>>10082663
She was always zatsu heavy, and she's been playing stuff like Doom Eternal, Jump King and even Minecraft lately. Hell, she's sort of become EN's endurance gamer, somehow.

>>10082723
It's ok, Anon. You're in good company.

>>10082766
poorfag here. I can barely afford 4chan and its free.

>>10082766
>having money

>>10082817
The cost was never money, friend.

>>10082723
Mumei...

>Karaoke is member only
Sadness. I can't afford a membership so I guess I'll just have to hope I can snag an unofficial reupload in decent quality.

>>10082807
you need an update on how things work round here
>Mori not playing the games people want her to play = Mori doesn't play games

>>10082817
>>10082824
I'm a poorfag and I'm getting membership.
on two accounts.

>>10082824
You can literally just VPN an pay with ARS. Makes it under a dollar or something. Maybe there's even a cheaper region with monopoly money now.

>>10082766
I live in communist country fren, pls andastan

>>10082704
>>10082772
>>10082807
True, but I was referring specifically to ASMR with that last bit. I guess it was just over a long period I realized that stuff like this isn't what I want from a streamer.
for non autists, this is a month or so of content, five solo game streams among them.
i don't count any music stuff 'against' her because you'd be a fucking idiot to do that but even so it's just not what i want to watch

anyway, let's get back to discussing kronii
what is the size of her tits down to the milimeter

>>10082855
same

>>10082844
Is the price I pay my soul? Ok sounds good.

>>10082766
With her current chat quality? I'd rather not

selling your body so you can buy kronii's membership!

>>10082855
it's unarchived so most likely you'll see someone uploading the stream on youtube though in segments, even if it's members-only.

>>10082604
DOUBLE PAIZURI FROM MORIKRONII

>>10082907
Maybe she'll only pay attention to members in chat.

>>10082946
...um.....y-yes..please?

>>10082947
I wish. Graynames need to learn their place.

>>10082895
>what is the size of her tits down to the milimeter
I remember seeing a picture here floating around that compares sana's, kronii's, noel's, and coco's bust size but the measurements were in pixels not meters

>>10082947
I think anon fear that those meme spammers would be members too. Though zatsudans should be a good judgement on how chat talks with her.

i wanna hate fuck mori

>>10083021
Don't we all. Don't we all.

>>10083021
I want to rape ina

>>10082991
Here

>>10082995
Define meme spammers.

>>10082947
A lot of those meme spamming mouthbreathers are superchatting, Nothing's gonna stop them from membering and polluting it as well.

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/8920337/#8930392

>>10083111
They'll run out of money eventually, right?

>>Mori + Kronii
>>Orc must die
>>Fail

Some one please write fanfic, draw doujin they being ravaged by orcs

MEMBERSHIP TOMORROW LETS FUCKING GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

>member's only
>unarchived
so even if you become a member you can't watch it if you aren't there live

>>10083111
They'll stick to super chats since it's a better way to get her attention.

>>10083136
>The afterlife
>The horrors of an imagined hell would be kinder than the reality
>An eternity of boxbeating

i wonder if IRL kronii is flat or noel

>>10083171
I wish all her streams were like that, I can't watch VODs at all. Watch it live or not at all.

>>10083171
that's how you get the dolla dolla bills
that's how Gura and Ame amassed absolutely spectacular member numbers

>>10082881
You have to fake the address too right?

Why do we have so many newfags here shocked her first Karaoke is both members only and unarchived?
Do any of you faggots do reps?

>>10083085
>Define meme spammers
I guess the annoying kind, like RUSHIA PETTAN RUSHIA BOING BOING during a stream unrelated to her tiddies. Not sure if there is one for Kronii. the GWAKs are fine. Flower gets tiresome. There's also a subset of people on board that hate Kronii doing sound requests, because it's mostly the same ol' ARA ARA HI HONEY CAN YOU BE MY WIFE? .

>>10083159
Memberships opening at 4 am
Aw fuck... Eurobros are we gmi?

>>10083085
*Numbers might not be accurate
Kronii Height in cm: 168
Kronii height in pixels*:1190
So using basic ratio and rounding to one decimal
Bust size: 37.3 cm
Band size: 21.2 cm
Bust height: 20.2 cm

>>10083136
fucking kek

>>10083304
I have already ordered more copium...

>>10083057
>Kronii decides all her loyal kronies need to be repayed for all the money, time, and love they've given her.
>Since so many of them are screaming about sex and other nonsense, she decides that that should be the avenue she uses.
>While she can't do anything herself, of course, there are several other girls she could use for this, and then reverse time to leave them without memories or any unpleasant physical consequences.
>Searches the internet to find which of her senpai would be best—she focuses on the EN girls as they're the ones she has the most access to.
>Quite a few people seem to want to fuck Calliope, she notes.
>Schedules a 'collab' with Mori, luring her in under the premise of a stream of some obscure old game, somehting about orcs.
>Manages to restrain and disable Mori through judicial application of time powers, tying her up in her garage for a day.
>Once the collab time comes, she starts the stream.
>But instead of a game, she instead broadcasts the coordinates of Calliope's body, conveniently handcuffed and ready for the Kronies.
>Uses her time powers to warp in Kronies, starting with those who donate—why not make a bit more cash while she's at it.
>Jokes about it becoming an 'endurance stream' for Mori-senpai when viewer numbers reach 100k. She's been doing a lot of those lately, after all.
>Commentates over the gangbang while it's in process, using her powers to keep the stream from being noticed or taken down.
>Eventually watching Callope get manhandled by nearly a dozen strange men at a time gets to her, and she starts 'subtly' masturbating while watching.
>Finally signs off about twelve hours and sixteen orgasms later, joking about how she hoped you guys enjoyed the experience, since you won't remember it.
>Reverses time, plays the game with Calliope normally.
>Next time, she tells herself, she'll buy a vibrator and hook it up so that members can control the speed.
t. unnamed anon

>>10083136
>deafening screech of her sycthe transition
Kek

>>10083304
we were ngmi

>>10082637
No problem. I sleep now. Or try to

Food for thought for the Kronies here, what do you think the members names for Kronii will be and will she have 3 tiers for them?

>>10083476
Kronkeshis

>>10083476
good night breadbaker, I'd give you a good night kiss but I'm not gay unfortunately

I figured Mori would be Kronii's first gen1 collab. They are effectively the "faces" of each group right now.

>>10083371
>This has happened many times in varying occasions.

>>10083476
Good night, Krobro!

>>10083503
Kiara and Mori both seem to agree Gura is the current face of Myth, especially considering she's more outgoing and confident rn

>>10083503
>The face of the group
Yeah, nah, that's Gura. The fuck are you on?

>>10083503
>mori
>face of the group
??? what timeline are you on anon

>>10083350
>>10083386
Hey, at least the members Karaoke is well timed for us. Though I'm still gonna wake up to join the membership. Hell, I only missed like a couple of streams so far, I can survive the non-euro hours streams I'll just sleep on my way to work after a sleepless night like any normal person does haha

I kinda hope Membership doesn't get a retared name

>>10083614
>karaoke
>well timed
>5AM
hahahahaha.....
ngmi...

IT'S CLOCK DAY BABY

>>10083636
Kronii is going to choose something incredibly cringe and chuuni and you are going to like it

>>10083713
I would prefer her to choose it then chat

>>10083636
>>10083713
memberonii

>>10083842
technically twitter is not wrong because physics is on the caption

>>10083915
I would actively rebel in chat if she choose that.

>>10083636
>>10083636
Kronoomers

>>10083713
Krony

>>10083739
Ideally, Members shoot a bunch of suggestions and she picks the one she likes the most. Or she polls out her ideas to members.
But what will probably happen is she will have a name and end of discussion.

>>10084026
>Kronoomers
been 1 month and i have just cum with kronii or kronii adjacents things

>>10084084
>>10084026
I want you redditors to both die painful deaths.

>>10084054
>But what will probably happen is she will have a name and end of discussion.
I love our authoritarian oshi!

>>10084054
>membership is called Takeshis
Also I'm glad she scheduled the membership opening stream just at the end of my graveyard shift tomorrow, so I can catch up to it as I clock out

I hope the name is Minutemen.

>>10084205
MinuteMen or Ourobros

>>10083210
My bets is on medium

>>10084238
i dont think she can use minutemen
bc watchmen

>>10082946
Polishing Mori’s scythe and Kronii’s clock together!
Double facial from MoriKronii!
I might do that with double paizuri before. That or they just threaten you with their weapons and then spitroast you.
To the anon that requested Kiara NTR, I *could* try that but I’m not great with NTR desu

>>10084238
>MinuteMen
would make sense considering how long most of you coombrains last

>>10084291
She wouldn't choose minutemen because of the historical implications given she's a Canadian.
There's also the fact that it's -men, and I'm betting she'd prefer a gender neutral term.

>>10082604
Why does Kroni stream so little compared to others? I still like her though.

Other than emotes and the SC reading, what else can we expect from the membership opening?

>>10082946
this is gonna be epic brothers

>>10084330
at least it ain't seconds kek

>>10082946
waiting for MAMALONI

>>10084344
Mostly just a zatsudan. If other members are any example, member streams are the place where you get to know the holo more and they open up about themselves a bit.

>>10084330
Fuck off reddit

>>10084367
has mamaloni drawn any hololewds

>>10084330
Based

>>10083210
shes flat

>>10084330
oh yeah anon? want try me? fuck you

>>10084372
Polka! Polka! Polka!

>>10084453
Imagine if Kronii takes the Polka route and does stuff like this on her member streams.

>>10084372
Cool, it'll be my first membership. Hopefully the chat doesn't misbehave too much, but I guess that's a bit difficult.

>>10084469
even Polka is abandoning the Polka route as her mental state improves

Do you think Kronii would push a friendship name?

>>10084401
That's not heckin wholesome sir

>>10084469
Hope not

>>10084470
Member chat tends to be better than graychat. It varies greatly by how much, but if member chat is bad, graychat is always worse. It's also simpler to moderate.

>>10084344
zatsudan.
test streams
GFE

>>10084469
I hope so

>karaoke is actually at a decent time for me
fuck, my membership virginity is ngmi

>>10084453
Thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't get a membership, almost considered falling into the parasocial hole for a minute there.

Kronii will be my first non-ARS membership

>>10084501
>GFE
Anything but that. I want Kronii as a friend Or someone I can project my own problems onto to self reflect GFE would irrevocably fuck me up.

>>10084405
like naked tiddies lewd? Can't recall. Probably not if Hologirls specifically.

I hope she sings Edge of Dawn (Seasons of Warfare) for her first Karaoke.
Our fire emblem girl deserves a fire emblem song.

>>10084501
GFE is horrible.

>>10084530
...at least she got the earning that she deserves.

>>10083476
>Second Fiddles
>Minutemen
>Men of the Hour
come on kronii I know you’re smart enough for something like this

>>10084564
/v/edditors don’t get a say.

>>10084498
>>10084505
The absolute state...

>>10084554
so she doesn't lewd hologirls?

>>10084594
she'll just do something like superkronies, mark my words

>>10084498
>>10084505

Reminder that Kronies belong to Kronii, period.

>>10084617
Fuck off wojak poster, go to a normalfag board if you want to do that.

>>10084627
IRyS is dangerous to my love for Kronii

Remember, Kronbro's. A bed is fine too

>>10084617
wouldnt exactly call kronii's puffy nips with her teasingly lifting up her shirt NOT lewd but you do you

>>10084609
Exactly. GFE niggers need to go back.

>>10084629
Reminder that I want to be Kronii’s property and will obey her every command
Being Kronii’s sex slave!
Kronii clocking you brutally!
Kronii denying you abuse when she realises you enjoy it!
Kronii killing you on the spot when you ask for abuse!
Kronii!!!!

>>10084617
Probably sees them as her precious goddaughters that she vows to never lewd them publicly.

>>10084367
she is already dead...

>>10084706
>Mamaloni has a locked drawer of incredibly lewd holo art like that one really old animator from the 30s
hmm…

>>10084696
You seem to be confused.

>>10084720
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1439854940734722054

>All these genuinely concerned comments

>>10084638
>veetee
>not a normalfag board
Anon...

>>10084787
>He doesn't know the normalfag metrics.

I made a thing.

>>10084720
what does that mean

>>10084813
clap clap

>>10084821
SSSEEEEEEXXXX overdose
Mamaloni died and will be reborn as Takeshi

I'm tempted to become a member for that Karaoke stream.

>>10084813
I WANT TO BREED KRONII

>>10084821
mamaloni has a HUGE fetish with tall girls
so she fucking overdose from SEX

>>10084813
>-oomer shit
No thanks

Both the membership stream and the karaoke stream are at completely unwatchable times in UK hours, given they’re at 2am and 4am before work. I’ve been looking forward to both for weeks and won’t be able to enjoy either, this really hurts.

>>10084813
where's the og art tho

>>10084881
>he's not gonna wake up to join membership

>>10084881
Just dont work

>>10084887
Pretty sure it was made from this.

>>10084933
Yep, used that head. And the original image was this one.

>>10084977
oh dang nice edit anon, thank you

So should the next council collab be anything like this?
>Questions about Hololive to test the council's knowledge of the sempais.
>Audience participation is encouraged to sway votes and make fun of council members
>Council is more friendly with each other, so stronger banter
>Willingness for the host to mess with other members models
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJR9FDW5no
Just imagine Kronii messing with the models of the council while doing her unenthusiastic 'woo hoo'

>>10085000
>kronii mashing calli’s scythe against kiara’s sword and shield like action figures live on stream
onegai dorkchama...

>>10085135
I agree, ignore post like this
>>10084977

thoughts?

>>10084334
>Why does Kroni stream so little compared to others?
Compared to Mumei?

>>10085294
for the third time
tits too big...

>>10085294
no thoughts today

>>10084881
You know what to do. You don't even have to pay a cent either.

>>10085312
>not liking oppai krunny
I disagree with your opinion but I shall respect it.

>>10085522
Just making sure, is it actually krunny or is it just the artist's style...

>>10085477
I might have to just hope someone puts a download up, yeah. I really wanted to member for the karaoke and comfy zatsudan, but it’d feel pretty bad to pay yet never be able to catch any member only content live.

she is one of us
I love her so much

>>10085651
>Calli and Kronii collab
>Makes it about herself
Fucking clockwork

>>10085651
I'm worried she's not going to be able to walk for a week

>>10085569
It's the artist's style considering how they drew pekora and miko the same way too. They also drew cunnies too, though not R-18.

>>10085747
fic about mamaloni using masturbating so hard(anal included) with the collab that she cant sit well for a while

>>10085585
>it’d feel pretty bad
Just don't lmao, it's easy. I don't feel bad at all when I don't pay anything and still watch everything.

Man, Tenet is a mindfuck of a movie.
I was going to wait to watch it with Kronii but I'm honestly not sure she'll understand ANY of it.

>>10085887
i heard it is one of the weakest nolan's movies, i heard a lot of complains about sound mixing and i found that pretty weird kek

>>10085887
Will she make the same face like she did during the interstellar watchalong when Sana was explaining string theory to her?

>>10084481
yeah the membership content quality has really been decreasing, but on the other hand she's been putting out more creative projects

>>10085922
The voices are a bit low but it's not as bad as Interstellar. It's still far from perfect but it's a lot more watchable.

I still need to do my writing reps, and I'm way too lazy to open up the backlog. Any suggestions?

If not, I'll just go with the Council Headpatability Measurements.

>>10086027
do somebody did milk taste?

>>10086061
Anon, please speak english.

>>10086081
sorry 3 am brain, is ded

>>10086081
the milk of kronii kromilk I drink it

>>10086229
okay, it's we understand

>>10084453
This posting this outdated shit already.
If you bothered to watch and her not steal shit from here, you would know she doesn't do this anymore, in fact she recently distanced herself from her fans and killed any gachikois she had when she spent christmas with Roberu.

>>10085887
Why can't Kronii just watch a simple and fun movie?
Or does she like overly complicated shit?

>>10086525
So how many of her fans committed suicide?

>>10086535
>Or does she like overly complicated shit?
Interstellar clearly went over her head

>>10085294
Oppai loli are always top tier, its like the best of both worlds, also the smirk are also a plus

>>10086544
Watch Pagliacci

>>10086535
>>10086545
based on what she said during the watchalong she will get bored at slow movies, but adores “complicated” movies even if she dont “get” it

>>10086525
fucking finally. Those people that have been pedalling for this Polka 2.0 shit (whether as shitposting or being unironic) should get impaled Vlad the Impaler style.

>>10086525
Yeah that would be a real dealbreaker, was it a private party or just a company party where he attended? It would kinda change the situation

>>10086635
>>10086545
>>10086535
>>10085887
Let's see if we can get her to watch Hot Fuzz.

>>10086693
She might actually enjoy the mystery in that

>>10086693
>hot fuzz
hell yes. I fucking love that movie.

>>10086693
Has she not seen the cornetto trilogy before?

>>10086685
I don't think she went over it much but I think she said company with a few others but idol-fans get pissy when their oshi is even in the same room as the opposite gender.

Polka is doing just fine since she felt depressed for the longest time and thought 2 of her genmates hated her, but they've patched things through and it was all just a months long misunderstanding.

wtf is everyone talking is there a watch along with another member going on this week?

>>10086693
>>10086728
>>10086735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTGoxfj5kno

>>10086806
Its in the weird space where anime/romcom logic is used instead of real world logic, in anime logic when two named characters and a couple of faceless fillers would meet in a party it will lead to whatever her fans fear, whatever that would be.

>>10086906
Again, most of her members know she's a person who opens up to them and treats them as a close friend because they do actually help her with her scripts/performances and other private matters, if she needs to kill off a few gachikois that isn't a problem.

>>10086525
>fact she recently distanced herself from her fans and killed any gachikois she had when she spent christmas with Roberu.
I dont want to say this bullshit but nothing I have seen in the archive supports this

>>10082604
>simping for korean dog

>>10087109
Ayame made this post.

>>10087109
RIP doggeronii...

ayame getting fucked by futa kronii to discipline her

>>10085795
I could squeeze a 2-parter out of this, one fic for her reading the schedule, one for actual stream

>>10085135
Reminder

>>10087109
Kronii has convinced me I want a Korean girlfriend. Already studying Hangul.

>>10087167
If I actually watched Ayame I’d write this as an addition to the Takeshi series, but I don’t even know what she’s like beyond the leddit “nakirium” bullshit and the fact she doesn’t stream much
I enjoy the idea of Marine (as the captain in name and ship’s pilot) Takeshi (cabin boy, designated rapist) and Mumei (navigator who keeps getting distracted) travelling the world with Kronii on Marine’s ship to gang-rape other holos

>>10087208
i said it as a joke but godspeed takeshi looking forward

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! I'm happy to see the schedule up! Membership opening and stream are 2am and 4am my time but I will either stay up to watch her or wake up to watch her! Looking forward to her membership bros?

>>10087392
not gonna lie i am fucking hype for the karaoke, wanna know kronii's music taste

>>10087392
Im gonna do an all nighter as an EU bro and jump on membership as soon as I can

I remember there was an anon a few threads back talking about never being able to rest on Kronii's thighs. Just something brief and vanilla, if you guys don't mind.

>It's a Friday evening and work had been rough, you're happy to finally pull up to the driveway of your small house in the suburbs
>You grab the box of Timbits you bought on the way home - Kronii always did have a sweet tooth
>She probably just woke up recently actually...
>Entering your home, you see Kronii on the couch playing on her phone, in nothing but an oversized shirt
>The TV is on the background playing a rerun of The Dark Knight Rises
>She hears the sound of the front door closing and turns to you with a smile
>"Kroniichiwa honey- how was work?"
>You let out a tired groan and plop yourself on the couch next to her, placing the box of Timbits on the table in front of you
>She quickly pops one into her mouth and lets out a hum of approval
>"Why don't you take a nap for a bit? Come here."
>She pats her thighs, and you gladly place your head on them, shifting yourself to lie down comfortably
>You try to pay attention to the movie, but you've already seen this so many times - it doesn't take long for you to drift to sleep
>Noticing you've already fallen asleep, she rubs your cheek affectionately and whispers quietly
>"Kroyasumi... Sweet dreams."

>>10087494
Thank you anon, that was me
>ywn experience this
I wish I could write fluff but it would probably just make me sad.

>>10087494

>>10087352
I will never pass up chance write a degenerate girl blowing her fuses

>>10087494
Ah, this is the despair I come here for

>>10087494
Very cute! I love reading fluff and seeing mpre good stuff like thos is always welcome

But where's my fic of Mori and Kronii very awkwardly trying to seduce (You)

>>10087494
>>10087626
the duality of /infinity

>>10087494
Going Tennant now.

>>10087686
Why would they need to seduce (You), anon? Give me something to work with here.

>>10087626
The best part is that this fic will probably be the most realistic one yet.
That woman is unironically about to fucking destroy her bean.

>>10087708
NTA, but maybe could some sort of (alcohol-induced) competition between Myth and Council, where Mori and Kronii drew the short straws and have to seduce before the other one does, otherwise they would face some sort of punishment game

>>10087686
I stand by the suggestion I posted in >>10084313 that them threatening you with their weapons is the best route

>>10087708
(You) are their idol manger and by the book or you are a chad who only love their 2D existence and reject their 3d existence as subpar

>>10087807
newfag question, what the fuck does 'nta' mea.

>>10087708
Kronii thought it would be hot to surprise you with a threesome, and Mori thinks it would be super cool to try. But much like a poorly planned collab, they realize late they both realize they both have zero experience with this kind of stuff. But they have to commit to save face, not knowing the other is also cringing internally.
(You) on the other hand can tell right away they both have no idea what they're doing, and you try to let them do their thing so as to let them save face.

>>10087826
NTA os the National Television Awards, anon

>>10087834
poorly planned threesome,
my sides KEK very in character though

>>10087834
I'm the guy you're replying too btw >>10087708

>Mori and Kronii karaoke
>it's only songs that are just a bit too high for either of them
>Mori having fun and not realizing she sounds like she's dying
>Kronii emboldened by her senpai's encouragement, also doesn't realize she sounds like she's dying
>(You) are stuck in the booth with them

>>10087821
okay i do kind of like this one but it doesn't really have an explanation for why two extremely hot women want (You) in particular
>>10087834
very lore accurate, good idea. i'll write it down for after i've finished this other thing
>>10087807
i'm not considering your suggestion until somebody tells me what "nta" means

>>10087995
Not that anon, but NTA means Not That Anon

>>10087995
>doesn't really have an explanation for why two extremely hot women want (You) in particular
do any of our fics?

>>10087966
Tangentally related to this but I remember a post not too far back that was abour going on a karaoke night with the council, when it's Kroniis turn you all cheer her on, she sits down and rests on you from exhaustion, when you go up and sing kronii is mouthing the words along with you, when you sit back down kronii rests her head on your lap and you stroke her as one of the other members goes to sing
I have a draft and outline of this for my writefagging but I'm struggling a little bit with pacing, I'm sure there is a more talented anon that can make it work, otherwise I'll keep going

is it just me or are kronii and mumei kind of gay together

>>10087995
>okay i do kind of like this one but it doesn't really have an explanation for why two extremely hot women want (You) in particular
I imagine two hot girls flirted as a joke and you just shut them down, their ego would not permit failure and they keep trying. Guess it could be combined with >>10087807 and also include some decisions affected by alcohol

>>10087995
They are attracted to (you), anon. You don't need much of a premise as to how the situation came about unless its important to the story

>>10087392
Looking forward to this week's membership and karaoke too, KroniiBro! Getting sleep deprived to see embarrassed Kronii singing is so worth it!

>>10088095
nah it’s just you that’s kind of gay

>>10088096
You know what, I can buy that. Being a man posessed of nothing but inhuman levels of willpower denying the joking flirting attempts until they become serious out of pride sounds like an interesting little story.

I know Kronii reads webtoons, but do you think she's the type to lie down in bed and read fics?

>>10088095
do you not fake flirt with your friends?

>>10088173
There are fics talking about Kronii reading the fics so I beleeb

>>10087494
I love it. I just wish I had this happen to me...

>>10088181
no

>>10088246
how can you say you're friends with someone if you won't even joke about getting them off?

>>10087826
Nice Thick Ass
Common compliment around here

>>10088181
Friends doko?

>>10088246
You've never had good friends then, my condolences anon

>>10088246
kinda gay man

>>10088271
Friend koko

>>10088271

>>10088310
friend is based
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1439878499460734978

>>10088276
>>10088264
>>10088290
>>10088181
this place is crawling with queers

>>10088412

>>10088412
*cums on you sensually*

>>10088412
nah just former theatre kid. cannot count how many times I smacked one of my mates’ asses as a surprise greeting

>>10088455
I can't believe Mumei won the Kroniibowl

>>10088472
>former theatre kid
Somehow even gayer than being gay

>>10086300
>"Honestly," the warden sighed, rolling her eyes at you. "You're like a baby." Still, she unzipped her half-shirt, revealing her full breasts.
>"I resent that appellation," you reply, your hands sliding onto her breasts. They were exquisite—less mounds than mountains, heavy enough to take real effort to heft in your hands.
>"Also," you add. "I think anybody would become a breast man if he was given the opportunity to worship something like this." Kronii flushes, sitting onto your lap as you pull away the remaining coverings with your teeth, caressing her heavy breasts. At this point, you'd grown quite adept at finding the spots where Kronii tends to tense up and soothing them away.
>"God damn it," she murmurs, biting her lower lip. "You're too good at this. Why can't you have normal hobbies?" she asks through gritted teeth, already feeling the effects.
>"I take that to mean you're enjoying yourself," you chuckle. You certainly were. While Kronii didn't want to admit it, she *did* enjoy the way you 'massaged' her breasts, though she often grumbled about what could have caused such an odd fixation.
>"Wh-whatever," she mumbles, drawing in a hissing breath as your finger traces a circle around a sensitive nipple. "It's not bad, I guess." You smile internally—you'd heard that line before.
>"Just sit back and relax, babe." Your voice is a husky whisper, lustful and almost commanding—while Kronii didn't like being 'ordered around' in the bedroom, she did take *very well* to your 'suggestions'. It was probably a pride thing for her—but you weren't a psychologist, you were a breast addict. So you just focus on what you enjoy most.
>You bring your face down to her right breast, taking her nipple into your mouth with practiced ease. It wasn't hard to become decent at playing with a girl's tits, but it *was* difficult to make it so she should cum just from titplay, and you'd passed that point a few times over.
>"Fff-uhhck," the warden groans, biting a knuckle. You were training her well—over the past three months her breasts had gotten *much* more sensitive, and it didn't take nearly as much effort to get her motor running as before.
>"Love you," you whisper, and her eyelids flutter, glancing down at you for a second, a tiny smile on her face. It was small, but genuine—a lot of the time, she refused to accept compliments. This was your way of making sure your love got through to her.
>Between a few minutes of sucking on her nipples, teasing them with your fingers, and whispering your feelings to her, you were getting a pretty good rhythm going.
>That is, until Kronii suddenly sits straight up, chewing on her lip as she looks down at you, worry clear in her eyes. You don't notice at first, other than the change in her posture—her arms still hang around your neck, chest pushed forward to receive your worship.
>"S-sstop for a sec!" she hisses out, and you blink, looking up. "Something's weird. I feel—I dunno, but it's not normal."
>"Babe," you whisper, tweaking a nipple cheekily. "I already told you it's compeltely fine if you cum like this. A lot of women can, if they're treated properly."
>"It's not like that!" she tells you, her tone serious. "It's like… something else."
>"Bad feeling?" you ask, tilitng your head. She thinks for a moment, then shakes her head. "Weird feeling, not bad." She nods. "I don't see the problem, then."
>"B-babe!" Her breath hitches as you go back to work, pinching your earlobe to try and distract you. "S-shtop!" Her words were starting to slur—a sign you were on the right track.
>Rhythmically, you press into her breasts, as if squeezing them—not like anything is going to come out, though. You were just trying to stimulate her nerve endings.
>Which is why you're surprised when you feel a drop of something creamy on your lips. Kronii is panting, her face flushed as she glances down at you. She clearly felt it too, but she wasn't really able to form a coherent response as you attack her tits agian, testing to see if that was what you thought it was.
>Within a few moments, you pull a few more drops of that creamy liquid from her nipples, sucking on the slightly distended teat. Fuck. You hadn't intended to go that far, but you'd heard that frequent manual stimulation of the breasts could cause lactation in women.
>"Don't sh-shtop," the warden begs you, sweat coating her brow. "Harder!" Alright, then. Go with the flow, as they said.
>Her 'production' was quite slow, but it did feel like more of a reward than before when you felt a small burst of milk against yuor tongue, relishing in the creamy taste. It seemed to coincide with her arousal—the closer she got to orgasm, the more milk you could squeeze out of her.
>"FuuucK!" she shouted, pulling your face to her breast. And she was *wuite* close now—every tug came with a drop or two. "AAAAHHH!" Her hips bucked against your erection, wetness dampening her panties as she cums without even being touched below the waist.
1/2(short 2nd post)

>>10088514
you know, that’s fair enough

>>10088581
is-is this a new fetish awakening???

>>10088412
*cums on you in a platonic, flirting manner*

>>10088581
Nice work so far Anon.

>>10088581
>"W-what was that?" she asks, chest heaving as she rides the aftershocks of her orgasm—her soaked panties pressing up against your cock. Without a word, you bring up a finger, a drop of pearly liquid shining on it. "Seriously?"
>"Mhm." You bring it to your mouth and lick it up. "It can happen, scientifically," you shrug. "Maybe I tried too hard," you mutter to yourself.
>"Jeez." She sighed, shaking her head as she stroked her hair. "Now you're even *more* like a baby." She quickly re-establishes her untouchable facade. "Next you'll be asking me to bottle it up for you." The lingering blush on her face implied that she wasn't *entirely* opposed to that idea.
>It wasn't something you'd considered before, obviously. But it *did* sound exciting, in a way that made you lick your lips, recalling the taste of her milk. It was definitely higher-quality than what you got at the store, you remark to yourself.
>"Who knows," you shrug, wiggling your eyebrows. "Maybe I will. I'll have to make sure you can keep production up, though." you tell her, flicking a nipple softly. Kronii let out a quiet moan, then flushed, a shudder running through her. It seemed that this new milky revelation had come with *another* increase in sensitivity—you weren't going to stop until she couldnt' wear a shirt anymore, she sometimes complained. And that was looking like it might be actually true, at this point.
>I swear to god, if I see a *single* cow print *anything*, I'm throwing you out," she whispers, her cheeks bright red. "I'm *not* doing any of that."
>"So you'd prefer the mommy angle after all? I could pick up a hand pump," you joke, and she slaps your shoulder lightly, backing up somewhat as she prepared to hop off your lap—her legs were still a bit unsteady, as they always were after an orgasm like that.
>"Either way," you tell her, honestly. "If you don't like it, or whatever, we can stop for a few days until it stops, and I'll tone it down. If not… we'll figure it out, right?" you ask, giving her a small smile.
>"We will," she nods, swallowing. "Though I'm *really* gonna need a new outfit…" she murmurs, staring at her two-part top. "I'd be walking around with huge tents in my shirt just from the friction." You're sure some guys would pay to see that, honestly… but you'd rather she save it for the bedroom.
t. unnamed anon

>>10088639
i don't represent it well in my writing(which i could say about *everything* i write), but i do really like the idea of this kind of thing. i wouldn't classify it a full on fetish, though—i've seen fuckers on /trash/ who go way farther with this shit

I want to be Kronii's first member but I already know I'll be like, the 44th member and she'll never notice or acknowledge my existence.

>>10088899
Cool

>>10088581
>>10088772
I'm not particularly interested in the lactation fetish, but this was something else anon, I think I quite like it now

>>10088917
It's not cool bro it's SUFFERING

>>10088899
If one of you fucks here isn't atleast in the first 3 I will be very disappointed in you all including myself

>>10088581
>>10088772
Damn, I'm kinda thirsty for some milk now...
Nice job, anon!

There's no point in EU Bros buying membership because her streaming zones for us are horrendous. I end up watching the vod 70% of the time, maybe if she fixes her streaming time sure but right now it's a bad deal.

>>10089284
Speak for yourself bro, I'm gonna membership and do my best to watch her live every time, just need to nap beforehand or stay up, anything else is a weak mindset

>>10089354
she told you to not fuck up your sleep schedule...

>>10089389
nta, but >unarchived streams. it's been a month and we're already getting mixed signals.

>>10089389
She's not my mother, I can function with a changed sleep schedule. I am going to watch her live and she is going to deal with it!

>>10089017
Neat.

>>10089354
>>10089505
Based. I'm gonna do the same even if it kills me

>another week of terrible hours for EU
pain

>>10089969
isnt that every week though

>>10089969
a-at least HK atart in 9pm, which is somewhat decent, hahaha...
Lets face it, she will never have EU friendly times, unless something radical happens that completely flips her sleep schedule

>>10090031
>tfw orange woman will never groom kronii to move to europe
>we will always be stuck with these times

>>10089436
She said she were not a great singer, so it might be more of a pride thing that she does not want it archived

>>10090179
even more "kronii doesnt deserve to be in hololive" threads incoming

>>10090232
The shitposting will come to a head with the Mori collab, not the karaoke.

>>10090232
Im kind of proud over how desperate they are in shitposting about her, they threw every rat they had and nothing sticked, its truly only envy that drives them

>>10090306
Rrats drown in cum afterall

>>10089994
Yes, that's why I said 'another'.

>>10090113
Kronii moving to Europe to cuck Calli and rape Kiara

>>10090608
>not rape Calli and cuck Kiara

>>10090608
>>10090986
>not fuck both of them and make them publicly reject each other before telling them you are fucking them both

>>10090986
>implying kronii would not rape both, thereby cucking kiara and mori

>>10089994
They've been decent for UK times before now. A good amount starting at 1200/1300/1400 PST means it's nice evening time UK. This week it's utterly fucked though.

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>10083171
Unarchived lets them get away with singing copyrighted songs.

>>10089969
Any any streamer from that timezone are pain, especially if they time their streams around a dayjob, but if she goes full streamer she might be able to stream longer and in both US and EU friendly times

>>10083210
The only koreans I've ever seen with tits above an A cup were plastic surgery monsters, and Kronii obviously got outta there young enough to dodge that culture poisoning.

>>10083210
Im going to say she got some monstrous Canadian genes that let her resist the cold though her huge tits, thats my truth and nobody can change that

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92746347
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX I HAVE DEFINITELY BECOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10091945
God I fucking love sweaty pits and huge tits and tans

Why doesnt Kronii collab with Fauna? Theyre the only ones who havent yet.

>>10092253
Kronii slapped Fauna in front of omega

>>10092294
Hot

>>10090113
Go watch sana and bae

>>10092253
A giga stacy vs a self described depressed loser. They're probably aware of how it would play out: Fauna hard domming Kronii on stream.

>>10092253
They're not compatible in the slightest. As much as it could possibly be funny to see that disaster it would likely be a wasted stream.

>>10092361
my ESL brain is too weak to understand strayan

>>10092463
It cant be THAT bad

>>10092253
Kronii should collab more with her retarded girlfriend instead.

>>10092654
Yeah me

>>10092463
Fauna can make anything work. So long as she takes the lead, Kronii will just vibe and make it fun that way.

>>10092654
Who?

>>10092672
ASMR collab where Fauna makes Kronii cum for three hours

>>10092791
ASMR collab where Fauna teaches Kronii how to make (you) cum

>>10092654
Mumei is her favorite by a mile. However, expectations, and being percieved as clingy will stop Kronii from spamming owl collabs.

>>10082684
hey this remember post!

>>10092887
Mumei truly is a prisoner to time

>>10092887
>Kronii will never jokingly persuade you that she's your favorite girl
I'm ngmi bros...

>>10092991
Mumei is adamant about not having a favorite council member, but even she cant deny that shes the warden of time's bitch.

>you and Kronii will never groom Mumei nto becoming the perfect daughterwifepet together
>you and Kronii will never spend countless hours doting on Mumei, dressing her up in pretty outfits, cuddling her together
I'm ngmi

>>10093235
I mean its not like she would need to do that anyway right?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10093556
No. But imagine she got jealous and did that just to be extra sure you've got eyes only on her.

>>10092887
Good.
I don't need dumb owl mind breaking my gf.

>>10091945
>Pay walling the tanline version
Son of a BITCH

Why do artists always make her fat? I love her fat boobs on her thin frame...

>>10093627
AFTER GYM SEX!

>>10093944
>Kronii being self concious of her giant breasts on her slender frame
>Kronii wearing conservative clothing to hide them!
>The clothes are too tight around the chest and only make her breasts seem bigger!

>>10093627
SWEAT

>>10094024
God imagine how monstrous her New Year Kimino is gonna look.

>>10094024
>Kronii in a tight turtleneck sweater
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10093944
The FATE artstyle is not exactly well proportioned.

>>10093944
does kronii have
>constant, crippling back pain
or
>insane back and core muscles

>>10094136
tits aren't that heavy

>>10094136
The latter, not even related to her tits, just an athletic body. I want to lick Kronii's sweaty abs as she does sit up and she gets flustered and angry!

>>10094136
A thick yet squishy soft tummy

>>10094148
Anon, you do know that women with larger breasts have a propencity to developing back problems later in life right?

>>10094318
Literally every old person I know has back problems.

Kronii doesn't care about EU people

>>10093627
>Sports bra
>sweaty pits
>exposed tummy
>yoga pants
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA CUM BULLETS AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10094480
this is true
t. europoor

>tfw ausKronie on an EU sleep schedule (sleeping from like 5am to 3pm)
>unarchived member kroniioke will force me to un-fuck my sleep schedule somewhat
she cares about (Me) and (Me) alone

I'm interested in what member emotes will be, any chance of takobro having done some?