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>>10041582Gagged holo love!
S-sugoi...
1362 ain't bad...
shame
sana image
>>10041582UOOOOOOOOOOH MORI CUNNY T o T
does it have to be this thread..?
>>10041582>I showed you my pantsu, respond
>1362Is this how Nijiniggers feel?
I can finally post my wife!
Thoughts on Hololive karaoke demographics?
ame cute
>>10041605Ya got a problem with fandead?
I love Rushia!
What's her endgame?
https://streamable.com/7wq996
Sana is cute, I hope she gets back soon
>>10041608i'll take it over timeloops any day
Kiara love!
>>10041603>>10041613>>10041623>>10041629>>10041636Here he goes spamming againYou're fucked up in the head schizo
>>10041629Will she participate in the portal building stream?
I feel like they should trial run a system where threads expire 250 posts after images are used up or when it reaches 1500 posts, whichever comes first.
We finally have the technology...I can land on Sana's titties and get back home safely...
>>10041580Yeah I think so. It got pretty surreal before I went to bed. I wonder if he is a Euro.
>>10041643Has that finally been scheduled? Heard nothing about that
>>10041614nah, fandeads have enough problems by themself
>>10041582I have seen heaven, at last...
>>10041641Let me join in.
>>10041641Sorry I just like that image
why yes I am a deadbeat how could you tell?
How many Holos have actually finished GTAV? Just Migo?
>Your oshi>How ashamed are you that we didn't make it to 1500
Soda-chan really makes my ding dong hard
>>10041641Lmao his posts are all low qualityKek are council trash really this boring? why would anyone watch them?
Sex with Roboco!
Peckers seems to be pretty into GTAV.
>>10041613
The goal is to spam as many images as possible to fill all the images slots as quickly as possible
>>10041644I feel like people shouldn't use up images so fucking fast.
>>10041689Stop surveyposting on a new thread you retard.
>>10041689KiaraSo ashamed I'm wiling to tolerate an early surveypost
>>10041645>Sana turns around and obliterates your ship by accidentally hitting it with her Jupiters
>>10041704I die happy
>>10041668It is a good picture.
>>10041699Stop shitting up the thread you piece of shit
>>10041708Why is she so violent?
>>10041708I want to be domestically abused by Nene
>>10041660I got 99 problems and loving Rushia is my solution to each and every one of them
>>10041702Why? It's not like we're gonna make it to 1500 anyway.
>>10041644That would only result in total image spam. They did something similar on /jp/ a long time ago.
>>10041644Yea, let's enable schizos to kill threads they don't like by spamming images. No way that will be abused, you dumb fuck.
>>10041641
>>10041723its time
What is the
>>10041645Her titties are the size of jupiter each, you aren't leaving when you get there. In fact you'll die suffocating as her gravity pulls your entire body into them, you wont have the strength to stand so you'll have your entire body pressed down. Is that really what you want?
I love hags with womb tattoo
55 more minutes before >we get another stream to talk about. A jaypee stream, but it's something...
>>10041694Roboco's groin has a modular orifice system so you can hotswap vaginas and assholes to suit your tastes
>>10041766God yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-t1H0qlJJsThoughts on this?
>>10041767The tattoo ruins it in my opinion.
Guys, it's ok for discussion to slow down when there no streams.
>Open thread>Myth faggot is still seethingRUMAOKeep watching your talentless whores brotha!!!
>>10041691She has dont nothing to earn your lust
>>10041696Yeah it's pretty greatIt gives newfriends the ability to experience the kino of older /jp/ arcs when /jp/ who just happened to skip the arc get into it laterIt's why I don't mind most repeat arcs or perpetual MC
>>10041765Is this kayfabe or is she really this scatterbrained? It's cute either way
>>10041708Hot
>>10041780Yeah the tattoo needs to be black.
>>10041607Use picrel for that next time
>>10041772She is high spec after all.
>>10041788EN Ark arc when?
>>10041729she has never-ending idol energy and she needs to release it somehow.
>>10041787Exactly, I lust after the sweetest girls. Their moans in the bedroom are the best.
>>10041699once upon a time a post this shitty would've gotten a public ban
>>10041806How long has been since the Ark stream was promised?
>>10041799Now post your shitty edits. That way I can report you at least.
>>100418152 months, 19 days
Why is there a fucking wojak in hologra? What are they trying to tell us?
>>10041708first punch is cute, second punch is sheer bloodthirst also it's cute how she goes to adjust her glasses afterwards
>>10041708Wish that was me
https://twitter.com/omegaalpha_en/status/1439529116491935748What are your favorite SCP?
>>10041784>Keep watching your talentless whores brotha!!!are you projecting you piece of shit raider? >Gura mogs Council failure N1>Gura mogs Council failure N2>Gura mogs Council failure N3>Gura mogs Council failure N4>Gura mogs Council failure N5>>10041758>>10041751>>10041739>>10041789>>10041800>>10041820you can stop spamming now Nguyen !!!!!go back
>>10041750You seem very irrationally angry over an idea I had in passing.
um... how come nobody talks about the fact that Nene posted an actual irl selfie of herself on twitter? https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1377228146936672257
>>10041645>first black woman to
>>10041828You are seeing things. It's time to take a break from the internet.
>go to sleep>wake up>/hlgg/ is still shit
>>10041849delet
>>10041849ABAYO
>>10041849
>>10041849 Because it's an old photo, you dumb fuck
>>10041857When is not?
>>10041708>Nenechi gets worked into a shootHeh, what a mark.
>>10041849and another https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1375406379687583744
>>10041839didn't notice thatimmersion ruined
I'll just leave you with this and go. I hope some mods go by soon though.
>>10041644I feel like spam should just either not count or cause a temp lock of imageposting.So basically a maximum of 5 images every 10 posts should count towards image limit. Or if there are more than 80 images in the last 100 posts, imageposting turns off for a while or something idk.
>Sill seethingTake your meds faggot and no we run these threads now!
>Mori and Ame are straight autists who won't do yuribaitI think Kiara and Gura should be with each other!With how much they lust for girls they could have had sex now if they're not tied to broken ships
Some guy really want his le epic council vs myth battle/split huuh
>>10041814
>>10041899Ina Ina Ina...
>>10041899they were having discord sex yesterday before Kiara's members only
>>10041849These were cute, I wish she'd do more
>>10041895Aw fuck yeah
>>10041814Your soundpost reps
>>10041843Anon, I'm afraid that I'm going to ask you once and only once, do you have a problem with Rushia?
>>10041902I don't know what is he trying to accomplish everyone knows Council is a failrurewhat a pointless spamming
>>10041889Deadbeats run these threads.
>>10041871when it becomes /ameg/
>>10041921has a husband
>>10041899I really don't understand why nobody yuribaits Kiara. She's the one who has to do all the work.
>>10041895When did I cause this? I can’t remember...
>>10041839>>10041879that was likely her headset/mic. Nene's roommate doesn't wear glasses.>>10041790>>10041841here's another one
>>10041899>Ame.>Straight.
Is it true that Gura confessed her love to Ame during the expo show and the crowd went wild?
>>10041926Rushia, the biggest EN2 failure...
sana
>>10041933Yeah me
>>10041931BASED>>10041909you can fuck off now
https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1439501866048442369https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1439533381453185026
>All these people claiming to run these threadsThe only thing these threads run on is my desire to lick Rushias' butthole
>>10041849and this is how we learned that nene canonically wears padded bra
>>10041945no
Do people here just not watch the JP holos anymore or what? Pekora can't possibly be so boring that we have to dive into tribalism timeloops again
>>10041964haha what if you licked her ass and she farted haha
>>10041969>JP shitNo way fag
>>10041789It's kayfabe but the punchline is that she actually is only slightly less dumb than she pretends to be, and consequently she thinks she's playing a character when she really isn't
these edits are just so bad
Did someone say deadbeats are in charge?
Is the answer to a person accusing you of being a mistake really to just smugly agree and accept being a mistake?Must one imagine Mori happy?
>>10041969I watch JPs but I do not respect Pekora.
Will Deadbeats and Fandead be able to get along when their girls collab?
>>10041969I'm actually watching her, I don't bother with the thread lately
>>10041963FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFF PAKO I DIDN'T ESCAPE FGO FOR YOU TO FOLLOW ME.
>10041981>bait, the post
>>10041963Pako you bastard! Nabi is 14! FOURTEEN!
>>10041932That's literally the lowest point of the general.
>>10041969I think it's because this is Hololive Global, you are meant to watch anything but JP here
>>10041948cute toot
Oops posted it again haha
>>10041969I only watch JP holos, but hardly anyone in these threads wants to discuss non-EN holos, or just some holo's fanbase.
>>10041969I'm watching her and having a good timeI hope she tries RDR2 some day
>>10041849We did talk about it, but it was months ago. She did at least 3 of them.
>>10041963Pako x Nabi doujin when???
>>10042005At least don't post a thumbnail anon
>>10041991Would Rushia even agree to do a collab like that?
>>10041997t. deadbeat
>>10041611Mori 39% female.... i can see thatMarine 40% female.... how?also how you grab this data from joysound?
>>10041991they both get along just fine because their oshis both farted on stream and they amicably agreed to pretend that a girl farting on stream isn't bad.
I'm going to grudgepost you with a screencap of Pekora's VOD with the red bar fully filled out at the bottom of the thumbnail when this stream is overBet
>>10041964Here is a Rushia bum
>>10042008I blame Councill faggots for shitting up this threadim willing to bet my right nut they are also behind every single anti posts
>>10042014Rushia reached out to Mori about it, so yeah I can actually.
>>10041969I don't watch Pekora. I'm too busy watching twitch to shit up the thread.
>watching Gura/Ame's convention panel>it starts of really funny and entertaining but then all the fucking questions they get are CAN YOU PLEASE SAY THE THING/SHOUTOUT MY GIRLFRIENDI thought the questions got screened? the fuck is this
>>10041932But it already is and always has been.
>>10042030Fuck, he's onto us
>Myth>Council
>>10041972
>>10041969I am waiting for Roboco.
>>10042013Lol anything will make that Mythcunt seethe
>>10042014She has interacted with Ollie too before, so yeah.
Abomination
>>10042042You're real jealous that they got to hear an Ame screech live.
>>10041969Thread's shit for most jp discussion, specially during dead EN hours. Why waste my time talking about it when I can enjoy my oshi's stream instead?
Have they not found anyone to fill in for Botan?
>>10042054Wow I can't believe a totally real fan of EN2 would say this
>>10042042Gura's reaction to the creator of the "every time Gura has ever said feet" video was pretty amazing at least
Hey Anti's, myth, countil whatever Hololive Anti's, fight me IRL, i'll fold you in an instant. The deadbeats inside you will break to pieces once i grab you niggers
>>10042062rako...
>>10042076So what you're saying is even if I lose a deabeat gets fucked up too? Sounds win win
Deadbeats are getting uppity again, huh?
>>10042030>Call us failures>He watches KiaraWhat did he mean by this bros?
>>10041849>>1
>>10042062Not even close to matching the ultimate Holo
I think Amelia Watson is a huge dork
>>10042050Who /B/ here?
>>10041963I looked up her profile out of boredom. Had no idea she's Korean.I think I might have a fetish for Korean chuubas.
>>10042095She’s finally absorbed the numbers...none can stop her now...
>>10042065Not him but I am certainly jealous as fuck, west coast got Pax which was so pathetic they're trying to give people who went a discount for next year, meanwhile the east coast could see Ame like 4 times
https://twitter.com/tsuki_nonono/status/1439510740113649668?s=19
i want to fug holorodents
>>10041998UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH T u T
>>10042062 i can be your angle;; ... or yuor devil
does your oshi get as horny as this on stream?bhttps://streamable.com/q8k0df
>>10042105You wish /B/ cuck, /A/ chads run this thread.
why can't you faggots stay in your containment boardv tubers are cancer simp culture
>>10042108Join us, we have menheras and cookies
>>10042076Looks like Daisenpai's getting cocky. Guess I'll have to go back and fold all of Hololive. Merry Christmas, Daisenpai.
>>10042121Imagine the buzzsaw of a blowjob.
>>10042042Feel the same way. I thought the 'question' begging for a shoutout at the end of the Gura/Mori panel was bad enough, but jeez.
Mythfaggot is still seething lmao
>>10042098Please take care of yourself, Gura.
https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1439472328384122882https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1439472328384122882https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1439472328384122882Thoughts?
>>10041611I like the idea of a 50 year old man singing Ahoy
>>10042095Pekora can become literally anyone
>>10042062No, no, it should be Pekora first.
>>10042117same
PEKORA IS DABBING ON THE US MILITARY HOLY KEK!!!!!!!!
>>10041969But I AM watching Pekora
>>10042144much better use of his time than making p*ny avatars
>>10042144>Thoughts?not usually no
Nice report function, hiromoot
>>10042144Its not the same after the yab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnxGDK4XdIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnxGDK4XdIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnxGDK4XdIOh wow, this dude finally posted another watchalong highlight reel after ages.
>>10042113West coast gets pretty much everything, let the other places get shit for once
>>10042128https://files.catbox.moe/ayhcjb.webm
>>10042129/ck/ runs this entire website
>>10042144
>>10042092she still better than all of your whores though
Just like there's a "Racism outside of B"Mods should add "vt posting outside of vt"that way all you faggots can get banned
>>10042062I just notice Baelz have 2 pupils
ALONA! Aki rose is back with 3 streams today!Mario kart collab>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gklw3Nl3C3cGartic Phone with viewers>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef_ort3l-VUMembership stream!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-cyMbojOE4ALSO here's a list of her songs/song coversOriginal song "Heroine Audition" 3DMV>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN--w_NA6hs&t=2sRozen Maiden OP cover>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5-Fl2ExIAOriginal song "Shallys">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls&t=0sBLACK SHOUT/Roselia cover w/Roboco>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-caiSnm2Q
Ina got another gagged art
>>10042176My dear anon, vtubers will never be the next mlp. You gotta let go.
We are being raided.
>>10041766>Density of Jupiter is 1.33g/cm3>Surface gravity of Jupiter is 24.97m/s2 or ~2.4 times Earth gravity>Density of human fat tissue is 0.92g/cm3 [1]>Surface gravity of Jupiter-sized breast would be 17.15m/s2 [2] or ~1.7 times Earth gravityOne point seven times Earth gravity is not too extreme to survive. You would certainly not die suffocating, although standing up and moving around would be like a 200lb man permanently carrying 135lbs around, which is definitely going to cause joint damage and spinal compression long-term. But you could survive standing on the surface of Sana's Jupiter-sized tits.1: https://www.aqua-calc.com/calculate/volume-to-weight/substance/adipose-blank-tissue2: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=surface+gravity+calculator&assumption=%7B%22F%22%2C+%22GravitationalAcceleration%22%2C+%22r%22%7D+-%3E%221+jupiter+radius%22&assumption=%7B%22FS%22%7D+-%3E+%7B%7B%22GravitationalAcceleration%22%2C+%22g%22%7D%7D&assumption=%7B%22F%22%2C+%22GravitationalAcceleration%22%2C+%22M%22%7D+-%3E%221+jupiter+mass+*+%280.92%2F1.33%29%22&assumption=%22FSelect%22+-%3E+%7B%7B%22GravitationalAcceleration%22%7D%7D
Be honest, you don't actually watch streams you only come here to shitpost.
>>10042153>>10042121>>10042111>>10042099>>10042092Let's stop spamming ok? watch streams for starters
>>10042190NiceThanks.
>>10042020girls are more likely to go to karaoke than guys
>>10042196all the days
>>10042196Councill faggots are fucking spamming images for no reason the fuck is their problem? you're not liked here fuck off already
>>10042192No you summer childYou all even admit it deep down inside just look at this>>10031272>>10031311>>10031397>>10040091
>>10042195Thanks for doing the math, Sanallite
>>10042198You put the puzzle out there but you've got it all mixed up. I only come here to shitpost with people who actually watch streams.
INITIAL P!!!!
INITIAL P
>>10042198ThisI only watch ENs and shitposts during JP hours
>>10042192Hololive - the most popular collection of vtubers - has been around for several years now and has barely achieved half of what the mlp fandom did in just their first year, so that ship has sailed.But there is currently nothing trending more than vtubers on the internet in the current year, so chuubas still have that honor going for them.
>>10041991>Will Deadbeats and Fandead be able to get along when their girls collab?It depends on the usual ratios for both of those fanbasesDeadbeats is their IDGAF/casual chatposting to "Yes, and?"/touch grass posting ratioFandead is their Gachikoi optimistic loveposting to Gachikoi menhera insecurity postingIf Deadbeats focus on being their more casual chatposting side without trying to escalate baitposting, and Fandead are allowed to gachikoi in peace with nothing happening in the stream or threads to potentially make them insecure, the thread will be filled with generally upbeat, optimistic, but relatively optimistic posts about streams.But if a feedback loop feeding into menhera tendencies begins and deadbeat falseflaggers escalate that with dismissiveness it can quickly degenerate into a shitstorm of insecurity, contempt, dismissiveness, and overall needless over-reaction and under-reaction
>>10042212
>>10042198I leave to watch my oshiI come back to posting my oshi once the stream is over.I reply to every anon asking about my oshi, even when they're baiting.
1/3 of the images done at 250 postGood job /vt/
I have never watched a solo stream of Anya, Ollie, Irys or any of EN2 except Sana
>umisea song has 400k views in 1 dayI can't believe it. This song will actually do good enough to be considered a success.
>>10042234Who's your oshi?
>>10042245Not your business
>>10042235Seething Mythfaggot?
What's going on today?
>>10042242despite how english audiences feel about the song, the japs fucking love that song, and regardless of the song they love Gura.
>>10042235Any time someome complains about image usage, people just spam images twice as hard in retaliation, every time. Any thread that actually hits cap without image limit are usually busy talking about actual stream content instead of thread culture.
Anon seething
>>10042212You realize that surface level weebs will still make these types of comments ironically because they reflect comments actual weebs made not too many years ago?
>>10042248alright well you did say you reply, you didn't say you answerfair enough
>>10042211If you hate people posting Hololive talents in the Hololive Global thread, why don't you just create a Hololive Myth Global thread? If you have such a high belief that nobody here wants to talk about Council, surely everyone from this thread will hop on board with that idea, right?
They are lovers.
>>10042249>>10042252Stop spamming alreadyStart posting Pekora instead? she's streaming you know?
Why wont anyone have sex with me?
>>10042230The problem with MLP is that it was a fucking kid show, Vtuber is just streaming with a moving avatar
If we're going to die imageless anyway, would you guys mind if I post a couple pictures of Rushia and myself?
>>10042259>same chan kawaiiShe can't keep getting away with it
>>10042274Shut the fuck up I just came here
>>10042276You are not a cute girl.
>>10042265>I'm merely pretending>Haha jokes on themI guess I'll concede it with "I AM SILLY"
>>10042269TLDRspammers will never stop?Ok I won't stop too
>>10042198most of the time I come here, notice how shit the thread is again and just leave a soundpost of the best holo before leaving.
i hate moo mei
>>10042286go ahead
>>10042286I don't mind, but only one image each ten minutes!
>>10042252Just watching a peko stream with it being picture in picture. It's pretty relaxing
06:01:24 Windshipping [EN]Do it Trevor!06:01:36 Windshipping [EN]Look everyone, this is what I wanted to show you. This view!06:01:45 Windshipping [EN]Feel this wind, everyone06:02:01 Windshipping [EN]I want a car...06:02:20 Windshipping [EN]It's nice to see beautiful scenery, recently on Youtube I'm looking at a lot of travel videos06:03:03 Windshipping [EN]Don't mind, it's a shortcut06:03:57 Windshipping [EN]We're turning!! ...So good!06:04:20 Windshipping [EN]Ah sorry... oh is that this helicopter?06:04:52 Windshipping [EN]Ah it's nice, I want to drive in these kind of places06:06:05 Windshipping [EN]There are people here right?06:06:48 Windshipping [EN]How do I ride it?06:07:07 Windshipping [EN]Leave it to me06:07:28 Windshipping [EN]I don't see anything!06:09:03 Windshipping [EN](chat: look at the map) Ah I see it's here.06:09:22 Windshipping [EN]Am I really moving forward?06:09:43 Windshipping [EN]It won't break right?06:09:51 Windshipping [EN]Turning right...06:10:07 Windshipping [EN]What's this sound?06:10:15 Windshipping [EN]Who is screaming? ... Wait a dolphin?06:10:38 Windshipping [EN]Ah it's easier to see like this06:10:45 Windshipping [EN]It's not me doing this voice!!06:11:14 Windshipping [EN]Aren't the waves too high?06:11:27 Windshipping [EN]We're turning right after this06:11:40 Windshipping [EN]Ah it's here, it's shining there06:11:48 Windshipping [EN]Ah no, it was something else shining06:12:00 Windshipping [EN]I never went to see this year, did you go to sea?06:12:09 Windshipping [EN]I never did anything summer-like this year and last year06:12:32 Windshipping [EN]I want to go to the sea and drink juice on the beach06:12:46 Windshipping [EN]Wearing sunglasses and all06:13:08 Windshipping [EN]How will they carry it?06:13:35 Windshipping [EN]Won't it get discovered?06:14:11 Windshipping [EN]Let's go back! ... Oh it's close less than 1 km06:15:03 Windshipping [EN]That's the worst!06:15:26 Windshipping [EN]That's how you do it06:16:03 Windshipping [EN]What do we need on top of that? A helicopter or a plane?06:18:58 Windshipping [EN]Would it be easier to fly with a plane?06:19:05 Windshipping [EN]Ah sorry sorry06:19:34 Windshipping [EN]I want to help you but...06:19:57 Windshipping [EN]You hsould have said "help me" earlier06:20:15 Windshipping [EN]Oh we're getting to the big city06:20:20 Gifts1256 [ENG]: Ah sorry I was looking up too much06:20:25 Windshipping [EN]Oh isn't that purple tower cool?06:20:35 Windshipping [EN]Ah sorry, seriously sorry06:20:52 Windshipping [EN]We're turning here06:21:10 Windshipping [EN]When you get to a new place isn't it more likely to get accidednt? Looking around and all06:21:19 Windshipping [EN]Don't you guys get into accidents like this? I would.06:21:44 Windshipping [EN]Once you're driving you probably have a good sense of responsibility maybe I'd have that too06:22:20 Windshipping [EN]Maybe I hsould do a stream taking my driving licence test06:22:28 Windshipping [EN]It takes more than a month, really?06:22:39 Windshipping [EN]It depends on people? What do you mean, the test results?06:23:27 Windshipping [EN]Isn't the map weird here?06:23:47 Windshipping [EN]I think I'd mess brakes and accelerator when driving in panik06:24:54 Windshipping [EN]Eh, four stars? Why?06:24:59 Windshipping [EN]Where am I?06:25:04 Windshipping [EN]What is this place?06:25:16 Windshipping [EN]It's a military base???06:25:34 Windshipping [EN]Wait but I thoughtit was a shortcut06:25:45 Windshipping [EN]No no this is not what it looks like!06:26:06 Windshipping [EN]Calm down, run in darkness,06:26:20 Windshipping [EN]Ah but it's the good direction06:26:44 Windshipping [EN]What happened? Don't trip when there is nothing06:26:48 Gifts1256 [ENG]: Don't trip on nothing.06:26:50 Windshipping [EN]Ah, it's the stamina...06:27:03 Windshipping [EN]Wait people are coming...06:27:36 Windshipping [EN]It'so kay, it's self defence!06:27:56 Windshipping [EN]I'm just a civilian who picked the wrong route, why would you fire on me? It's weird!06:28:10 Windshipping [EN]If I leave it's okay right?06:28:24 Windshipping [EN]Don't come all this way!06:28:41 Windshipping [EN]That's bad, how long will this alamr ring?06:28:58 Windshipping [EN]They're persistent..06:30:06 Windshipping [EN]Getting inside with the car was a bad idea06:30:17 Windshipping [EN]Ah, I got discovered, sorry06:30:58 Windshipping [EN]Let's go! Where is it, where is it?06:31:10 Windshipping [EN]I want a map06:31:32 Windshipping [EN]Ah, I think I found it06:31:56 Windshipping [EN]Fly!!06:32:17 Windshipping [EN]Move forward... Ah what's this??06:33:49 Windshipping [EN]Amazing you can steal things like this06:34:27 Windshipping [EN]I think I've seen this place before, was it on the training?
>>10042286May as well yeah, I'll post too
>>10042186Thanks Akibro
This council/myth shitflinging is the most manufactured bullshit I've seen since the fucking ayameposter spat. I swear this board has the most useless jannies on this website.
>>10042266I don't want to mention my oshi for a metapost like this so it can be used for shitpost fuel later on. I'm doing my job of not painting her in a bad light. I hope you understand the circumstances.
>>10042195Nice math. How would the rest of her mass affect this though? Her tits aren't separate from her body after all.>But you could survive standing on the surface of Sana's Jupiter-sized tits.No thanks, I'll lie face down on her warm brown tits thank you very much.
>>10042282I'm pretty sure the actual problem with MLP is that the fanbase wanted to fuck the ponies.
>>10042286BasedI'm sick of that Owl piece of shit spam
>>10042302And what made you choose a different holo this time?
>>10042316Its just two guys playing off each other as an excuse to shit up the threads
>>10042286Feel free.
>>10041849Look at the date.
>>10042316they still have the collab ban with the mods, pls understand
>>10042316Not so much useless, as understaffed. It's not like the wrong stuff getting deleted is the problem.
>>10042286we should all post images
>>10042296>jokingWhat? Did you faggots write a script or something before posting here and did you read so hard into my comment that looped back around into rading into your own insecurities?
>>10042334Towa is hugging me
>>10042319I understand. Carry on.
>>10042176I would love a "no vt posting outside of vt" rule, anyone who wants to post about vtubers outside of this board is a colossal faggot
>>10042323Asking for more? sure!!!!
>>10042299Anon, you're being a faggot. You should probably stop doing that. But I know your type. You're not going to. Reminds me of home. Back in the days where mentioning a Holostar would set 4 threads on fire back to back. You're not on that level yet, but keep it up and you'll get a nickname.
>>10042304>>10042306>>10042313>>10042323>>10042334Thanks anons!This is Rushia when she nibbled on me
>>10042344>things hiroyuki should do for his website.txt
This is the ideal woman
>>10042249Is this the new "Ina with glasses" image? It's always attached to some post like "mythfaggots"? or "idolfags"?
>>10042299>faggots never stop
>ctrl f I miss Fauna/I love Fauna>0 resultsI love and miss Fauna!
>>10042198No, I watch streams and have been spending less time here. It's been good.
niggers are already hogging images early so let's surveypost early>your oshi>last holo you masturbated to
I really am in awe of 2K for milking GTA V for over 9 years.
>>10042323Anon, just because you don't like the images, doesn't mean their spam. Also You can always go ask the 4channel IRC about the your issue or send in feedback
So how long until Sana gets pressured by chat into singing metal?
This is Rushia reassuring me when I was worried
>>10042361>>10042346>>10042308>>10042289Meds you piece of shit
>>10042366That's an image 4 minutes after the first one but I'll forgive you because Rushia is cute
>>10042408
:(
>>10042408owl me
Image?
>>10042393InaMy Ina koikatsu scene.
>>10042344These retarded faggots have been doing this for the past oh let's say 12 fucking hours. There is no excuse and its all during burger time, the time when jannies are the most active. There is no fucking excuse other than incomptence.
how come hyde, klaius, dudul, mittsu and a bunch of other artists call themselves "the horsemen"? it's kind of obnoxious to see in my feed everyday.
>>10042400fuck off
>>10042372Agreed.
>>10041991I mean, Rushia was one of the first Holos I was ever introduced to and she was one of my first favorites. I rarely watch her nowadays though.
>>10042408Mhm I love it when you seethe MythfaggotThanks for the (You)s!!!
>>10042397anon he's been posting for hours to "own the mythfags"
Here's a Moomers image. Could I get a (You) and get called a spammer too, please?
>>10042322That is a problem with most cartoons really
STIP USING UP THE IMAGE SLOTS WE NEED THOSE
>storckNice work Pekora!
Pegors playing the numbers again...
was the hololive community always filled with pussies?
>storck
This is me when I decided to use my ghost powers to enter her dreams but Rushia woke up because she wanted to hug me
You're doing Gods work anti Councill spammer Anon!!
>>10042429I am a kraut, I sleep during these hours. That being said I experienced on this board is a wasteland of moderation with the occasional pocket of meido intervention.
I'm not going to lie to you /hlggg/I haven't watched a single mumei, fauna, baelz, or Sana stream since they debuted
I recall the stocks minigame being bugged
>>10042478Yes
>>10042014Maybe with Mori, never with Ollie
>365 posts>178 imagesAmazing.
Ummmm, based?
>>10042461If this thread is going to get shat up, it's going to get shat up my way.
Putting cat ears on Gura with Amelia Watson!
>>10042499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz7YvN23C8c
How do stock analysts survive looking at numbers everyday?
>>10042498We all have to spam images to own that one guy. Can't just ignore him like normal
>>10042492BASED80% of the thread didn't watch them too!!I mean they're the biggest flop in Hololive
The same phenomenon is happening on /morig/ wherein a sperg has been raging that some hornybeats and writebeats have returned and is screaming at them to return to /oo/ or something
>>10042451>I rarely watch her nowadays though.Are you the dude that caused this?
>>10042286I shall allow it this time.
>>10042186Thanks for the info Akiposter
Amelia thread now
>>10042492This but every single EN since Gen 1
>>10042519They don't actually. Drug abuse and suicide are a problem for bankers-
This is Rushia when she was grooming me
>>10042457where's the multitude of posts within a very short amount of time? They all look like posts made within cooldowns. I'll say it again, images you don't like aren't spam
>>10042259Makes sense. It does feel like Umisea was mostly targeted towards the nips.
>>10042169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMw0iLRkgzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgtZwj4Hiechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRcOlXPLyGQ
>>10042519They don't
>>10042519The numbers we analyse actually matter
Imagine:>Ollie finally collabs with Rushia>She brings up the idea of a Connor collab to her>Rushia obviously turns it down and is clearly uncomfortableHow hard would fandeads rage against Ollie?
Is Sui-chan going to win today?
>>10042540i'm fine with the other images, but please never post this specific image ever again
Gonna leave this here!!
>>10042528No you see they actually have a point.
TAKE THIS!
kronii = korone
This is a picture of when I kissed Rushia on her second anniversary
https://twitter.com/bang_dream_gbp/status/1439540252687757314
it's been a year. you people still come here? shouldn't you have achieved something or moved on by now?
>>10042552Drugs and suicide are fucking gnarly.Bankers are pretty cool.
>>10041766>Her titties are the size of jupiter eachSo what would happen if she lactated then? Boob planets flodded? Solarsystem covered in milk? Rings made up of crystalized milk surrounding her?
>100 images leftVictory is near OwlCHADs!!
>>10042597
>>10042560I'm talking about one specific guy, anon>>10042005>>10042054not every person posting mumei
>>10042573Rushia seemed aware of unicorns in her first collab with Astel by immediately calling herself his sister, so I don't think that'll happen
Make love, not war
>>10042596>First replies are "retire" and "no thanks"Most people don't like vtubers, do they
Who's expecting to win the Mario Kart?Who's expecting to lose?
>>10042607>owlchadsNot even a real hooman, at least properly pretend to be one
>>10042605Stray milk from Sana's breasts is the origin of life on Earth.
>>10042574No, because I'm going to sabotage her car
>>10042613Wait what, rushia collabed with astel?
>>10042478The reason why clipfagging is so widespread is because everyone is too lazy to watch stream.
>>10042573Anon I know you worked really hard on this post but I really wanted to show you this picture of Rushia being made at somebody who wanted to make me sad while hugging me
>>10042528They have a point
>>10042631Ina thats not hygienic you cant do that
I want to rape a teamate.
>>10042583Why, at least split it? /Infinity/ has been nothing but hornypost central. I miss the times in /morig/ when we actually had lore fics without smut
>>10042626Apparently saying "owl" makes that Mythfaggot mald so yeah!!
>>10042646It's not rape if I want it.
I think it was a big mistake for Cover to hire Kiara instead of Pomu
>>10042635I meant Ollie, time for me to go to sleep
>>10042617I'm seeing positive replies at the top for me
It's been a year and Gura and Amelia haven't had offcollab sex yet.
>>10042621my bets on suisei winning
This is definitely one of the lowest quality /hlgg/ threads I've seen in a while.
Oh man, I barely remember this heist.
>>10042657How the fuck could Pomu have passed the audition at that time? Don't be delusional
ENfags should get gatekept to death. Every last one of them.
>>10042657>Councill faggot is a Nijinigger tooCan't say I'm surprised
>>10042613Ollie has a pretty obvious incest fetish though
>>10042530what is this?
What's the deal with Matsuri? Whenever she's on, it's either Apex, Minecraft or FOTM. Also barely interacts with any of the JP Holos other than Fubuki.
>>10042610there's also word/image md5 filtering, its not that hard to starve attention from him. or use your tools. Because i can tell you, as long as its on topic and its within cooldowns, its good
I bet Suisei tryhard's at sex
>>10042647Why not just have a general wriitefag general? I can't even go on /oo/ if I want to talk about, y'know, Kronii's streams.
>>10042672I've seen worse, but the tribalism is pretty bad here in these dead hours.
>>10042609this is not true. it's something you tell yourselves to justify coming here every day
>>10042672What, is this your first time seeing an autistic falseflagger? Try being here during Mumei's streams when the SEAschizos are awake.
>>10042617>3 comments like that hidden below the spam filterWhy lie, anon
>>10042672Maybe it'll improve in 10 minutes with some mario kart
>>10042672It wouldn't be as bad if the gurame fanart was actually good, not the garbage being posted now.
>>10042596they aren't going to offer me shark sweat. I will nto be reinstalling.
>>10042682EN2fags*Typo haha....
>>10042692
Stop stressing and eat curry
>>10042617Antis are no life who spend all day browsing twitter ? No way
She really can't make it on her own so she leeches of practically everyone no matter what company?
>>10042657I like pomu but she does nothing that Kiara doesn't do better
>>10042709If people post good fanart only, you fags would complain about the same images over and over. Oh, you already do that, nevermind.
>>10042690it's called menhera
>>10042555Based
Are you still fuming Mythfaggot?
>>10042698>Talking about Kronii's streams on //*Jizzes on u*
>>10042703It's not even the fun kind of tribalism that has just enough truth to it to make both sides post on cooldown, no one's invested in Myth vs Council.
>>10042725I'm about to eat fish curry, coincidentally
This image will never stop being funny to me
The real question is what the fuck are the jannies doing
too many (You)s
IRyS!
>There's too many (You)s
>>10042692Post that when she doesnt have 2 collabs in a row
>>10042372>cute>thoughtful>sexy>Christian>gamertrue
>>10042750Have a good meal anon
>>10042738Crying over losing members?
>>10042758I loved it when Kiara cried
>>10042657Cover's mistake was to let wave 3 nijisanji actually go to nijisanji instead of them
>>10042732do you ever get tired of acting like a retard for attention
I love you Korone. I hope you can forever play what you want. I hope you always have good food to eat. I hope your bed is always warm. I hope your friends are always good to you. I hope your holidays are always merry. I hope your family is always together with you. I hope you find someone to love you. I hope you find someone to make you smile. I hope you find someone to grow old with. I hope you find peace as you grow older. I hope you find serenity. I hope you find happiness. Your smile means the world to me. Be free and be happy. You're beautiful.
>>10042732LAM is her mom, anon...
so anon, which pov are you gonna watch in 5 minutes?
Not a t. eamate, but I'm really looking forward to the Dredd watchalong.
Picture of Rushia kissing me for the first time!
>>10042784What really was fucking funny was when Kiara ignored council and Sana called Kiara cancer on twitter.
Pekora will end soon right? She wont overlap the collab right?
>>10042530Nah, I was more of a clipfag.
>>10042796My Friend, of course!
>>10042744Exactly. I want to talk about Kronii without randomly getting jizzed on.
>>10042743I like all of them, it would be really nice if we can talk about the streams instead of some shitty Red vs. Blue argument.
I made a thing.Just enjoy.
>>10042796Suisei. I watched Towa for the last tournament.
Trash thread. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
I want Suisei to win
>your oshi>favorite stream screencap
>>10042796Towa!
>>10042737No I don't? Why do you preemptively dismiss something that hasn't been even said yet? Damn some of you mouthbreathers are frail.
Watching Rrat's superchat reading. Has she improved a lot since debut (already) or am I just warming up to her? She seems more laid back and confident here and less like she's being a tryhard. It's nice to see. Posting a Shuba pic because I don't have any Rrat images saved.
>>10042231Yes, and?
>>10042821it's lovely!
>>10042780Thanks
>>10042796Rushia is the only one there I watch. It's not really a choice.
What happened to unity?
>>10042719Ok, I stand corrected. What a breath of fresh air.
>>10042803Kiara is a bitch and everyone knows that lol
This is a picture of Rushia violating my personal space(but I liked it)
Which Holos do you actively watch?As in try to catch every stream and watch archives of those you missed.
>>10042845Don't let shitposters influence you this easily, anon.
>>10042821I like it! Very cool, Anon!
>Shipping real life humans.You know that behind these avatars are actual real people with their own feelings right? Not a writer's dream that you can construct your own relationship from. Fucking disgusting all of you who ship real, ACTUAL PEOPLE.
>>10042706To be fair, they were very fast (and so was mamaloni, who put it on my timeline less than a minute after it was posted)
>>10042796I'll be watching Aki
>>10042845Unity got destroyed once we exposed Councill spammers to Hololive antis
>>10042875Jesus that one's cursed
I'm ready to support my favorite JP
>>10042862>not recognising le tired shark posters as another subset of shitposting.
>>10042852None of Council would appreciate you saying that.
>>10042837I've had this conversation before. That's why.
>>10042875Cute yaoi manhwa protagonists.
Kiara will be with Hololive long after your oshi leaves, Kiara is the keystone of HoloEN
>>10042867Don't care. Gura and Amelia should kiss and hold hands.
>>10042796Towa but I'll be rooting for suisei
*does a fart*
>>10042860Irys, she's fun to watch.
>>10042845We're getting raided. Eggs and Ollie schizos everywhere
Please talk about Pego...
>>10042758[Terrifying Presence]
>>10042796comet is taking us to the promised land
>>10042914whoreflip
>>10042906kiara herself admitted amelia is the lynchpin of myth
>>10042928She flies better than she drives i'll give her that
I ship them
>>10042852>>10042784Why are you posting Mumei while being so tribalistic? Do you want every soul here to know that the one spamming Mumei is not a hooman, but a random tribalist, likely from /hlg/ since they like to imagedump as an annoyance? Why can't you be more subtle...
>>10042928lmao
>[deleted]sugoi
How much will rabbit's numbers drop once the race starts?
>>10042860Kiara, Kanata, IRyS, Fubuki, Reine, Risu, and all of Council.
>>10042944I'm mad at Towa again today
>>10042867They ship themselves. Gura loves Amelia's blue eyes, she's irreplacable.
>>10042920>We're getting raided.You say that, but it's been like this for weeks.
>>10042947Fuck off, Astel is for Selen
You can all suck my dick now. I am watching Roboco and MK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3JJ4sMNIE
>>10042969
If she really cared about Hololive she wouldn't force collabs with this kind of person
>>10042974i would watch that collab
I like every member of Hololive
What perspectives are you watching friends?
>>10042796I will watch aki!
Towa time to pull out that win against a rusty Suisei, I believe!
Mario Kart tournament starting. Suzy POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiHN9tLEZbE
>>10042972like all great empires beset upon by hordes, we will simply absorb the invaders and bend them to our cultureunity, now and forever
Ecchi! Sketchy! One Touchy!
>>10042995I switch perspective every race
KYOU MO KAWAI
Whoa, when did Lamy get such an amazing intro animation?
>>10042983I have a fleeting suspicion that she doesn't really love me...
>>10042860Ko'one and AZKi. Okayu and Gura to a lesser degree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5ZWzK1MXgKonnichiwaRushia perspectivePlease watch I love Rushia
Watching Watame
>[Deleted]Looks like a meido woke up and eviscerated that person's posts. Thanks man. Greatly appreciated.
i'm listening to the full version of the new song and holy shit this fucking sucks. as someone who enjoys listening to nanahira, this is like soulless imitation of that genre. of denpa music.
>>10042972I'm not usually awake at this hour, has it always been like this during this time?
>>10042995the one and only
>>10042988I too, like Nabi and want to fuck her brains out!
>>10042867Listen, they are HAVING SEX IN VR CHAT. They GO TO CONS TOGETHER AND FLIRT. THEY(are)FUCKINGARE
>>10043023because you're unfaithful
Now, which holo has the best UI for the collab?
What?! Towa can't host this collab! She's all stinky from her RFA stream!
>>10043035Eh, I'd say this particular angle of attack developed a few days ago. Today seems to be most intense barrage so far.
>>10043035Nah its got a 50/50 chance of being ok. Its just so slow that it only takes 1 fag to derail everything
Watch the elves!
Run from her. Hide from her. Her victory is inevitable all the same.
harobo!
just passing through, don't mind me
>>10043044>chikubiAnon, I love this image but abayooooooooo
>>10043038AQUA WAS ROBBED
You are watching the guaranteed victor's POV right anon?
my wife towa is so fucking cute today
>>10043047I'm gonna cry
So how come Aki was a late inclusion? Who had to drop out?
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did suityan just plug her album
>>10043035No, these hours were the nicest for a long while, it hasn't been this bad around this time form months before which these hours were the worst during winter/autumn/early spring. It's autumn again so I wonder if the SEAhours will become the worst again soon.
I wonder how many remember that Luna is pretty darn good at mk.
>>10041934It feels weird to flirt with her because she actually is gay.
>>10043087botan. a hag for a hag
>>10043087Botan it seems
>>10043087Botan tummy hort
Point me to the POV with a livetranslator
My money is on Lamy, it’s always on Lamy
>>10043060She took a bath in between, don't(?) worry
>>10043087Botan
Fucking shill streamers
>>10042995A Blue Comet isn't as fast as a Red Comet, but it's still pretty quick.
>>10043096watch streams
>>10043090Yes, imagine if Kiara did something like that.
>>10043080So you want me to watch Towa?
>>10042920>>10042972>raidedIt's been like this since the second Council announcement and debuts. Board activity went up and never came back down.This is the new normal.
>>10043090It's out in 10 days, you preordered it right anon?
>>10043091
Who's the dude speaking now? Why is he collabing with the holos?
>>10043080Yeah I'm watching Towa
>>10043105she should've waited until the end of MK because she's just going to get sweaty again
>>10043122oh fuck
One of these is not like the others. One of these just doesnt belong
MULTI STREAM:AKISUIRBC
pegor...
>>10043035Until a few months ago they were consistently dreadful but recently they were calming down. now its back to norm.
I FUCKING LOVE FLARE AND SHES GOING TO DESTROY YOUR OSHI IN A MATTER OF MINUTES
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>>10043137rbc...
>>10043137Towa is a male.
>>10043137>A nigger among white skinned asiansFurea...
Pekora...
What the fuck was Rockstar thinking?
Honestly I really dig the art style of this hoodieToo bad it has the giant womb tattoo on the back and Call and Kiara on the front or id buy it
>>10043149>ELFniggers really believe thisrumao
Love me sanners
Pre-emptive TOWASAMAWIN because thats how confident I am in her skills
>>10043149i hope flare has fun. didn't she say she's not into those big collabs?
>>10043038you know what... I liked that at the EN and ID tournament everyone had fun and no one left crying
Now that the dust has settled,
>>10043137Robos stream won't load for me but others do..
Towa...
GO GO GO GO RUSHIA 2ND PLACE
Friend...
GO WATAME GO!
>The only public EN stream tomorrow is Amelia's SC readingJesas.
Friend......................................................
quick recommend me 3 POVs that would compliment my Aki one
Fuck you whoever threw that at Rushia I hate you forever
GO SUZY GO
You guys told me Towa and Suisei where good, why aren't they winning?
Fbk...
holy shit suityan is fucking adorable I love her
Why is Towa being targeted, this is rigged
>>10043121It’s been faster, but not consistently full of dumb tribalism bait like the last 12-14 hours have been
>>10043149I LOVE FLARE and that's why I know she's shit at Mario Kart.
>>10043194just open Aki's two more times
Lamy god damnit dont make me go broke
suityan choked...
pecor is never going to finish this mission....
>2nd to 6thSuiyan...
KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO KINOKO
TOWASAMAWIN
>>10043190A great time for VODs
Rushia...
Suisei.....
Suisei...
Suzy...
suzy...
>>10043199Maybe if you watch Suisei, you can see that she's throwing on purpose.
>>10043223WASHED
>>10043149I FUCKING LOVE FLARE TOO SHE'S GOING TO come 8th, apparently.
Luna being impressive as always, Towa is not unsurprising.
7th is not that bad Friend...
suityan...
can someone tell me a holo racing that doesn't yell and scream? I have a headache
See?
>there are people who actually rank suisei over Agua in MK8 rumao
So /hlgg/, what did you make of today's new Hologra?I hope they never get rid of their current writers. The chaotic plots have soul.
I wish Suisei would call me a zasshu while stepping on my dick
>>10043190And I will watch the shit out of that SC reading
>luna 2ndlets fuckin goooooo
>there will never be a 24hr endurance sim race all-branch tournament arc with holos becoming randomly paired before the raceit hurts...
>>10043199lol
>>10043190Gura might have minecraft.
>Aki going from 12th to 5th over the last half of the last lapGO AKI GO
CAHM ON FRIEND WIN SOME FAKING 1ST TO 6THS
>>10043252I'm so sorry anon
>>10043271Why the fuck is bibi a skateboard now
>>10043255>there are still people butthurt 9 months after
>>10043260I honest to god have no idea what was going on.
>>10043137Roboko...
And they are being spammed with Fubuki bots...
GO SUISEI GO
>>10043255She won the tournament anon, it's officialVia the transitive property this also means anyone who beats her today is better than Aqua
COME ON RUSHIIIII
>>10043288>9 months afterTASKUTYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There are 3 (THREE) 4th gen members in this collab. Now they just need to talk to each other.
GO SUZY GO!!!!
I love when JPs say "Kinoko" it's cute
>Friend snipes her own shell
>>10043284Bibi can be whatever he wants, Gura, keep up with the lore.
>>10043213Genius!
>>10043274>Gura>GuerrillaPick one
So why exactly is Suisei speaking like a samurai?
RUSHIA FOXES ARE FOR FUCKING FROM BEHIND LETS GOOOOOO
>ctrl + f deleted 66 results>images almost gone not even halfway through the threadyou fucking suck /hlgg/
>>10043137Please don't call Mio a thing just because she's old.
Stop bullying towa
Mariokart looks like a fun, skill-based game!
>this spam
APOLOGIZE
Rushia.........
*wins*
SUICHANWINSLOL
GO COMET GO
>>10043321Chatpost faster!
Rushia, you were doing so good...
Where's Aqua?
>Open Suisei stream>She won in MK>Close the stream
Towasamachoke...
>>10043288>9 months afterOh fuck off, it wasn't that long ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7k0vVogPbE>January 11, 2021WHAT THE FUCK
>open noel stream>screeching>keep stream open
Fuutan...
luna and kinoko, name a more perfect pair
3rd place Friend, keep going!
My internet buffered like hell, what place did Fubuki finish?
>>10043337only if no items
Towasama please win
This one is in the bag
>>10043357She doesn't want Suisei to destroy her asshole again
pekotyan...
>[Deleted]Alright, back to watching the streams I guess.
pekora what the hell are you doing
using Waluigi is optional easy mode
Rushia please...I still believe...I know you can finish above 8th place, I KNOW you can...
>>10043385if she wins you go back to towaflip
If an image gets deleted, do we get that image slot back?
>Suisei>NoelThis is the optinum viewing experience and you know it
Suityan, this is a friendly tournament, take it easy...
>>10043382Teamates are babies just like their oshi. As soon as shit doesn't go their way they spit their dummy out and screech incessantly.
Luna's stream a bit laggy for anyone else just me?
Suzy jesas
Holy cow, that lead is insane!
why is Suitan such a fucking tryhard?
Which pov are you watching?
>>10043415try it and find out
>>10043415yes
Why are they bullying Towa?
>Miracle LamyI'll never grow tired of Gen 5 being nothing but a bunch of chuunis
>>10043423it's fine for me anon
Well congratulations, you used up all the image slots.Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>10043430Winners pov
>>10043421I agree, fuck teamates and their oshis voice is dog shit
>>10043421>they spit their dummy>Ame antis are australian
GO FUBUKI GO
>your oshi>how many image slots did you selfishly take this thread
>>10043420lol, suzy never give a shit
>>10043420She is physically incapable of not tryharding at absolutely everything, please understand
>Ina is my oshi>Suzy is favorite JPI cant stop winning
WHO USED THAT FUCKING BOO
Kiara seething
Suisei winning this easily whilst doing exceptionally cringekino samurai LARP is really fucking funny for some reason
KNEEL TO SUZY
Why isn't Suisei your oshi yet?
>Luna board>Can't post LunaNnaaa..
>maniacal laughterJesas, she really is a murderer.
Rushia got 7th!
Pekora Love
>>10043430Rooting for Suisei to get 1st placeRooting for Noel not to get lastplace
Luna...
>>10043420it is but everyone except her is a zasshu
>>10043420She's still stuck in her Tales of Arise gamer mode, pls understand
>>10043459It's the fact that the LARP is actually justified, that's why it's funny.
usadapekora...
Aki...
MOM SUISEI IS BEING A PSYCHO TRYHARD AGAIN!!!
>>10043439>instantly starts cryingrumao
FBKING is doing really well!
>>10043467Lole!
>>10043478is there a tales character that talks like this?
Why is Suzy speaking like an anime protagonist
Why is Suzy such a tryhard?
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.I tried.
>>10043437Slow posting way down so we don't get 1500 before getting pruned
This battle is just between Suisei and Towa the others are just extras
>>10043491Because she is the protag
>>10043439every shitposter is australianit's always them, they hid behind SEAniggers on this board but they can't hide forever
>>10043482Isn't it beautiful?
>>10043479justified how?
>>10043495She's just born that way.
Rushia please I will literally a hard anal play onlyfans for anons here to fund your make-up and puchipastel addiction if you get within top 5 at least once, please
Seriously, was anyone watching whoever used that boo at the last second?
>Luna humming Big BlueGod I love my cute princess
>>10043491>>10043495Because she's a bitch
>>10043485>pointing out australians is now crying.
kiara
>>10043499Don't ruin the thread in the first place you fucking mongoloid
>>10043313It's not really guerrilla, she said she had a minecraft stream penned in but it couldn't fit on the schedule. Would make sense for today or tomorrow.
Which JP is most likely to like hung tall white guys?
Is it the royal Russian blood that makes her so ruthless?
>>10043508australians ruined 4chan and now they're ruining hololive from the inside
Towa is fucking cheating
hoshiyomibros...this might not be the run
suzy is choking a two point lead...
>>10043527Miko
>>10043514Flare maybe?
Fubuki...
>>10043525Wonder what mental gymnastics you had to go through to come to that conclusion, cockmongler.
>start watching Luna-hime>she immediately drops from 3rd to 8thI fucking hate my curse of bringing people I'm rooting for bad luck. Who should I watch instead to ruin their chances?
SHE DID IT
>>10043527pekora
Sukonburos...
GO LUNA GO!
Rushia.....
GO LUNA GO
Towa is getting targeted again...
FUCK YEAH LET'S GO THAT'S MY BABY GIRL!
>>10043527me
JESAS
holy shit suzy, you played that one exceedingly poorly
Suisei committing seppuku...
Luna consistently second place kek
>Luna would be mogging if she didn't get 11th place in the third race
https://streamable.com/vjy1v5
>last placeRu-chan...
TWAPPI
Rushia.................
Hurea...
>>10043553Well she's having fun at least...
>>10042321In a study of the breast volume and weight, the breasts on average made up 4.4% of the total fat weight. Sana's tits are obviously an extreme example, so we'll take the most extreme example they found, 12%. Their formula for calculating percentage of the breast made of fat (20%) is odd but lines up pretty closely with the other assumption they make, that 25% of bodyweight is fat weight, so we can just assume they track each other close enough that "breasts are 12% of the body's weight in a titty-monster girl". Thus one breast is roughly 6% of the total body weight, or roughly one sixteenth. So there's another fifteen Jupiter-Titty masses, a Jupiter-Titty mass is 0.69 Jupiter masses, for a total body weight of just over 11 Jupiter-masses. This is nowhere close to the threshold for becoming a star (~80 JM). While this IS close to the threshold for becoming a brown dwarf (~13 JM) there is no risk of that either, because a brown dwarf is still roughly the same size as Jupiter, just much more dense, whereas Sana is much bigger. Calculating the gravitational effects of highly non-spherical astronomical objects is above my paygrade, but I'll try.Assume the top 15% of her body mass (up at her head and neck) is pulling you in basically in the opposite direction as the bottom 15% of her body mass (down at her feet and calves), those can cancel each other out. We assume the remaining 70% is basically a point mass inside her chest and calculate surface gravity for a theoretical sphere with point mass 7.7 JM and Jupiter radius, I dunno, 2.5 (you'd want to be as close to her nipple as possible to maximise distance and balance gravities). Some assumptions have probably broken down horribly by this point but if not, it'll be something like 27.76m/s2, or ~2.7 Earth gravities.That's pretty close to the roughly 3gs of centrifugal force that a Gravitron exerts on you, so if you've ever been in one of those carnival rides that spins around and presses you flat against the wall, that might be what it's like on the surface of Sana's titty. with her full body present.the_man_who_stands_on_sanas_tits.jpghttps://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/069/825/e91.jpg
Rushi... Don't cry
>Male voiceYAB
>>10043584based
Woah Towasama did win, what do I do now?
luna really impressing
suisei being quiet is very threatening
Rushia don't cry, please...we love you no matter what, I promise...
Towa is my JP oshi
I'm so proud of Luna Hime bros T T
To no one's surprise the top 3 players are Towa, Luna and Suisei.
You just know Suzy is ultra salty right now
>>10043584you're allowed to stay off your meds
>>10043605rushia pettanko
>>10043605No, if she loses this I'm renouncing my love of Rushia forever..
>>10043611She probably didn't practice Big Blue thinking it wouldn't get picked and it came to bite her.
Suzy’s out for baby blood
>>10043584Based
>>10043510The sad thing about the front view is not being able to watch the struggle of those you left behind. Act like i posted a chuuni image.
Do you think Luna's asshole tastes like marshmallows and strawberries?
You should know now that Suisei should have lost from the January Cup if Towa didn't disconnect
>>10043584really? I remember hearing once that if you could stand on the surface of Jupiter the gravity would crush you. maybe that wasn't true though
>>10043605rushia.. boing boing....
>>10043605fandeads get ready
GO BLUE WOMEN GO
>>10043420kek, i love this tryhard
why is suisei speaking like old nene?
>>10043630I don't just think it, I know it
Suisei is being quiet and weird because she's speaking like a samurai/ninja, which her chat pressured her into. She's been doing this from the start, and apparently that means she's tryharding according to this thread.
Towa's team sucks
>>10043647Seething internally.
>>10043439Sana and Bae hate Ame?
>>10043631Everyone knows that. Unlike suisei, Aqua actually dominated her bracket.
>>10043647She's not, she's speaking like a samurai. She just proposed seppuku for the whole team if they lose.
>>10043651>she's speaking like a samurai/ninjaI thought sui wasn't autistic?
>>10043647she went full chuuni
>>10043630And her hair tastes like cotton candy
>>10043175I like seeing my idols pouring their heart and soul into winning, it's inspiring even if they're competing over a completely stupid party game. EN/ID race was fun, but it wasn't nearly as cool because no one had taken it super seriously beforehand so there wasn't nearly as much hype.
I could beat Rushia up
>noel picking the cow stage
>>10041582CUNNY LOVE!
>>10043443Guranone, I just got here
>>10043619Anon say sike right now...
>>10043631Doesn't matter, the end justifies the mean
can someone post the screencap of the tea-oh.
Towa you suck
>>10043676But could you beat me up?
>>10043654Suisei and Luna being on the same team means Tower is going to get fucked.
>banana de nihongosuzy...
suisei's stream buffering for you guys too?
>>10043631>JanuaryHas it seriously been so long?
Suzy in 4th
Oh look, it's another "Towa can't carry the rest of her team hard enough" episode.In fairness, it looks like whichever team got two of the three good players was always going to be the overpowered one.
The comeback story
>>10043700Yeah and look at Towa right now she's driving like a fucking retard
>>10043676Anon she just wants to be protected...Rushia...
I love how Luna is competent at every game genre except sidescrollers
>>10043633Nah jupiters gravity is about 25m/s2. You'd get crushed by the pressure
SUZYWINSLOL
>>10043631You have only 3.5 months left to use that excuse until you have to find another excuse to use once she wins again next year.
>>10043691>Suisei activated a lag switch on Towa's internet>>10043706Anon sit down for this: Nene has spent more time with her second outfit than the retired one.
SUIWINSLOL
Lamy..............................................
Lamy….
>Blue 1-5 and 12Red team having a bad day.
>Suzy 1st againJesus christ Suzy stop tryharding
Lamy...
Well this is going to be close.
RUSHIA IN 2NDYATTAAAAAAAAAAABut it's not the actual competition anymore so it's not the same but still...
Do you ever look at Holos play with each other and wonder what it'd be like if you had that many friends to play with, but then you remember that you would never realistically have that many friends to begin with because it'd be too exhausting keeping connection with that many people, so you go back to playing games on your own?
Rami...
JWU Find it hilarious that Fauna always puts up hearts in debut order and then you look at everyone else's and it's some shit that's pretty much wrong
Ramy...
Ramirez..............
>25:40 [英訳/EN] Suisei's put herself on a "No Loanwords" restriction. She can't speak any "Loanwords" or else she must commit seppuku. Others are going "BUT WHY?!">27:28 [英訳/EN] Suisei's saying she needs to pick up the small coins while avoiding using the word "coin"Suiyan, you chuuni shit
Red team absolutely mogged
>>10043651Suisei is always tryharding no matter the circumstances, is her nature.
Ramirez...
blue fauna not doing so well
>Suzy and Luna on the same teamThis is definitely fair and balanced
>Rushia got 2ndI knew she could do it!
imagine if Suisei could drive this well in GTA
>no translators in suzy chatwhich pov has tl's?
>>10043747everyone is tryharding, it would be disrespectful to do it half-assed you stupid retard
>>10043722Sasuga Hime sama. I'm glad she's my oshi
I love HAGS. I love watching HAGS play mario kart.
/hlggg/ when?
>>10043527Haachama
>>10043776>he doesn't know she literally used GTA to practice Marikart
>>10043777FBK and RBC
>>10043777Friend, Watame, Towa, Roboco
>>10043777Ash is in Towa's chat, which is just barely better than no TL at all I guess
suzy ahead
>>10043753Don't remind me
>>10043437crashing this thread
Put me in a cage match with Rushia and she’s a goner
On a scale from 1 to snuff, how badly did Suisei choke on Big Blue?
>>10043777Friend has Des as LiveTL, and she's on the same team as Sui.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1439552498075721736Pol cheering Sui on.
Nobody can possibly compete with Suzy's innate level of tryhardRemember she designed and rigged her own model then forced Yagoo to let her into Hololive outside of the audition process
>>10041582woah, mori looks different here
>>10043437somebody get this hothead outta here
>>10043807The spirit of Aqua was present.
>still 1st place after being blue shelledWhat is this power?
>>10043437My next step is to mating press (You)
TOWA YOU FUCKING WHORE
[Sad News] Suisei said a loanword, so it's time for seppuku
This hurts a lot because Rushia posted this the other day>。゚(っ´;ω;`c)゚。劣等感の塊なので…!>(I have a massive inferiority complex...!)And now she gets last...Rushia...
>>10043205Yes you are correct
>>10043830You jinxed it you fucker
TOWASAMAWINSui got bullied so hard at the end there
TOWAWINSLOL
On your knees, hoshiyomis
>>10043825remind me to put a sticky on the thread that says “No hotheads”
Holy shit so many shells
TOWA YOU SMOKING WHORE
Holy fuck Towa took that shit away right at the end.
What the FUCK is Tower's problem?
miracle lamy....
Red... tomorrow red today
TWAPPPP
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
>>10043843Well she can look at the bright side, its not a 'complex' if its fact.
>takes 3 red and 2 blue shells to knock Suichan down to 2nd place
Hoshiyomis naked dogeza to kenzokus
>>10043847She had to be stopped, her chuunibyo was growing too powerful
>Hiro papa rooting for Luna hard in her chat right now You love to see it
Noels so cute, I bet her sweater is really soft
>>10043877Why contain it?
>>10043871Anon...apologize...
>>10043872this, suisei is a powerhouse
You all sound like you're betting on race horses.
>>10043858she disconnected and made aqua cry
BELIEVE IN TOWA
whats happening
The following truths are hard to accept:>Polka does not own nor operate a rape dungeon>Towa has a pancake ass>Nene is not that powerful>Kiara deserves every success she has and will achieve>Ina has boobs>Suisei is not cute todayThank you and have a nice day.
My ears...
>Baby Parkgod is dead and RNG has taken the steering wheel
BABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone baby.....
BABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
babu...
ROBOCO SHUT THE FUCK UP
FBK MOGGED
Tetsucabra...
They are using the power of Chaos itself to subdue the Comet
>>10043514Rushia
BABUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
STOP SHELLING SUZY YOU WHORES
JESUS SUISEI GOT AMEED
Towa's so far ahead it's not even a joke
Holy shit Luna, SHUT UP
TOWASAMAWIN AGAIN
Suityan.............
Sui-chan...
Holy shit Suisei got raped
TOWASAMAWIN!
SUZY SEETHINGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hoshiyomis be like "It's not fair if others win"
Jeezas FBK that comeback
>>10043909how the fuck could you tell wtf was talking on that clusterfuck holy shit
>>10043928NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red team: mogged
Anon here who never played Mario Kart. If you had to put a number to it, what percentage of it would you say is skill based?
Baby Park is a brutal and lawless land.
Jesus that was a lot of shells
>>10043890I definitely wanna ride Suisei
>>10043943It literally isn't.
Would the combined fanbases of Rushia and Mori be called Dead2 ?
>manages to get 10th place after getting shelled for half the race
>>10043943oh shut up
>>10043927only a pack of cigarettes can stop her
>>10043936Yeah, with me.
>>10043936by me
BABIBUBEBOOOO
How many times did Suzy get shelled jesas
WELL? WHO SAID MARIO KART WITH ITEMS IS FAIR?
>>10043931>>10043933>>10043936>>10043940>>10043943Welcome to Baby Park. 20% skill and 80% luck.
>>10043928NNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>100439515%
>>10043956They’d be called faggots
Suisei had to be stopped anonsI'm sorryPower must be kept in check
>>10043946It's easy, RBC has a cute voice
>>10043951I don't play Mario Kart either but it looks barely better than playing a slot machine
>>10043969That's just Mario kart with items.
>>10043951If you know all the shortcuts and know what stats to apply you literally can always stay ahead of everyone by a large margin.But of course that can completely change if people get really good items
>>10043951Pretty darn high, but its obviously not everything(Aqua did loose after all despite being technically the best player).
>>10043969see I told you Items are cancerNo items for a fair racet. Not Amelia Watson
>>10043951Higher then you'd think from casual playing, but still entirely possible to get fucked by things out of your control.
>>10043951You can defeat CPU every time when you become good enough.In online human games, there is a degree of luck, but it has to do with your position on the track. If one or two racers manages to get way ahead of the other racers in the first lap, they can be unbeatable.
I notice some of the girls have members mode on. Are the bugmen trying to ruin the fun?
>>10043951In a group of mixed skill levels like this skill accounts for a lot, since you can pull far enough ahead of the pack to avoid a lot of the bullshit and make up for the rest.
I want to see Suzy and Ame play Marika together
Luna is too calm. She's up to something.
>>10044008Yep
GO SUZY
>>10043951It is always possible to get completely fucked in Mario Kart.Over a large number of races, the most skilled player will have the most wins. However, the outcome of any particular race is very variable.
>>10043956They're called ATMs.
FBK why... LOL
did fbk just shoot suisei to steal 1st from her own teammate
>>10044011I don’t want Ame anywhere near the JPs, she’s a diseased raspy grump
did FBK shell suisei?...
>>10044008Yeah, they're spamming Rushia right now
These fucking blue shells lmaoSui-chan needs to lay off the bad luck magnets
>>10043956I'm pretty sure it'd be Fanbeats>>10043977Hoshiyomi calm the fuck down already I can literally see your rage erection
>>10044000Agreed, Not Amelia Watson, nice potato hat btw.
The absolute state of aka cheemu
191 to 137Nice teams
FUBUKIWINSLOL
>>10044028because friend is a cunt, thats why
Towasama still won in individual points
FBK... I will forgive you but I won't forget.
>>10044008Wtf is their problem even? Simply nothing better to do?
The absolute state of akai teamu
>>10044008They do this every collab that Fubuki is in.
>>10044008FBK is participating, so it would be smart to have it on instead of having to deal with it in the middle of a race.
>>10044028yeah, she's based
it's weird watching JP Holos play Mario Kart and be actually good at it compared to watching HoloEN and ID who can't even fucking drift
>>10044056They’re Chinese.
>>10044053powered by smoke
TOWA-SAMA 1ST PLACE.
RBC...
Roboko...
>>10044071Ame....
>>1004395160% usually, 10% on baby park.
>>10044071The top EN players can drift, which is what makes them the top players kek.
>>10044071most of the IDs really didn't give two shits either, was pretty sad to watch
>>10044073and they are eternally seething, gotcha. Fuck bugs.
>>10044071Ina...
>>10044028Based
>>10044013That's just how Hime is sometimes. She hardly has to get too serious when she's already this good, like in her MonHun streams
>>10044071the jp girls actually care about being entertaining, the English girls will never be at that level half of council is already phoning it in now that the moneys coming
>42:21 [英訳/EN] Explaining to others that Bushimachi is not allowed to use loanwordsThis is becoming a bit now
>>10044099I was really hoping for the second UMISEA collab to be marika, but minecraft was way better
Aka teamu will win now
>>10044071Most of EN/ID never played Mario Kart before hololive
>>10044113I want MonHun arc to return...
>>10044115rumao
>>1004395190%you can get fucked by items but if you're good you'll still win/place high in 9/10 races
>>10044071They're content creators, not gamers.
>>10044106Glancing at Iofi's POV gave me a fucking aneurism every time.
>>10044117>Bushimachikek
>>10044117It's been a thing like for 2 weeks
i miss fauna...
>>10044115Turn off your SC, HoloJP.
>>10043951As someone who had 9999 VR in Mario Kart Wii: A solid 70%-90% is skill depending on the track. On a breakaway track, it's 10% luck only to avoid being comboed a shock/blue shell combo. On a track that keeps the track more closely together, it's 30% luck because you just can't escape some damage, but strategic use of items and staying back until the third lap to gacha good items can make up for a lot.
Suzy please carry Aki
>>10043633Jupiter's surface gravity is only 2.4G, that's less than even a Gravitron ride, you wouldn't get crushed. However if you actually tried standing on the "surface" you'd find it's just a big gas cloud, you'd fall straight down. Ignoring the high temperatures you'd experience gradually increasing atmospheric pressure, much like you experience increasing water pressure when descending underwater. At the equivalent pressure of 120 metres underwater, just barely not enough to kill you, you'd hit the lake of liquid supercritical hydrogen and that would pretty much instantly destroy you.
FUCK TOWA IN THE ASS
>>10044036100% because they wanted to try and provoke a response off of the lossI fucking hate antis in general but the ones who do it to try and make people upset without even a reason behind their feelings are actual demons
>>10044126It won't happen until Capcom releases more fucking content.
>>10044071Would be more impressed if it were CTR
>>10043951someone post the roberu webm.
>>10044126I want Capcom to stop ignoring Rise so that it can return.
>>10044150Stfu space is gay and so are austrailians
>everyone is sub 10k viewers>suzy 20k+
Suzy vs Towa & LunaGO SUZY
>>10044117It's been a bit for a while now. Suzy is just living out her chuunibyou fantasies
Mananalo na ang red team
>>10044126Once Capcom gets their shit together and makes more content for an update or a new game
>>10044168The Mori of JP...
>>10044168>IsrealGO SUZY GO
>>10043951>>10044139I'd kind of liken it to mahjong. A skilled mahjong player will, barring absolute bullshit luck, never lose an entire South game against someone of genuinely lower skill. But sometimes the bullshit luck does come.
>>10044180Mori has average viewers, anon.
>>10044168THE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE
Suisei is so far ahead kek
Holy fuck Suzy this lead
>>10044157Towa doesn’t have an ass lol.
>>10044163A CTR tourney would be amazing, but I imagine Activision permissions are difficult.
Suzy is so far ahead...
HOLY SUZY
>>10044126hold out for g-rank, fellow monhun fan
>>10044194Another Tako delusion
>>10044202Shut the fuck up
>>10044113And then suddenly she unleashes some god gamer mode as soon as she gets fed up with backseaters (See: Ridley)>>10044126I swear to god they better put out new content in at the very least during November. I'm hoping for October but October is also going to be an extremely busy month for me. I haven't even bothered wanting to unlock Valstrax despite it being a cool as fuck fight because I don't feel any other incentive to grind any further currently
>>10044180She wish
>>10044150Smart anon, tell me, would she collapse under her own gravity?
>Councill spammer used all imagesThis is fucked When is he going to stop?
Jesas Suzy that gap...it's almost like watching Mercedes in F1 the past few years
Sui was so far ahead the blueshell couldn't even catch up to her.
So that's the power of pure chuuni...
the team is shuffled right?
>that blue shelltoo late scum
>>10044168Same thing that happened to ina with the EN tournament. People like watching the best
Suzy didnt see an opponent the entire race...
>Sneaking over the finish line right before the blue shell hits.Suisei is too slick.
>2nd placeGO RUSHIA GO
Okay, thanks for the luck vs skill info about MariKa anons.I guess one last follow up for me would be; when luck DOES kick in, is it very likely to mean the difference between one or two spaces, or can it literally cause who-the-fuck-knows results(because of how powerful an extremely lucky thing can be I guess- that bullet one looks so useful)
>>10044126as autistic as people were about weapons I miss it too
captain... please
>>10044215Yeah suzy defintiely wishes she was as successful as mori.
Idk why but I get so fucking horny whenever Suzy gets 1st place, god I wanna fuck her raw.
Aki, when you use the bullet bill you don't have to follow the road, you can use the shortcuts and go straight over the grassYou lost a placement when you stayed to the road...
Also fyi for non MK8 players. Suzy is using the peak meta build.
>>10044232You can literally get sent from 1st to last for no reason at all if you get hit a lot.
>Rushia got 2nd place a second timeRUSHIYATTA!!!!!!!
>dragon road>ryuu no michisasuga bushimachi
>>10044245she doesn't know you exist
What kind of degenerate would ever willingly pick Excitebike Arena?
>>10044245someone post the suzy/aqua pasta
>>10044255Of course she does.
>>10044232Can seriously fuck you, Luna has a 1st-11th range just in this stream
>>10044255fucking based
>>10044232Depending on the map and opponents luck can bring you from 12th to 1. The game prioritises catch up items when you're a certain distance behind 1st place, so with some luck you can get a star+bullet from a double box and use that to close a small gap.
>>10044255only the best for queen tryhard
GET FUCKED TOWA
EAT SHIT TWAP
Watame…
>>10044180>>10044212>>10044244Trying to pit Mori against Suisei or vice-versa is a very weird angle, anon.
>>10044255there are builds in Mariokart? I thought it was just some party game man
>47:45 [英訳/EN] Aki realizing that Blue Team is OP because of Bushimachi.Heh
>>10044232Its a game mostly for fun but everyone can be equally as lucky/unlucky with items so don't take it too seriously.
>>10044255i only played Mario Kart Wii, are we talking Funky Kong/Bowser Bike tier?
>>10044250You're fucking kidding me, you can control bullet bill?
>>10044255I think everyone using Waluigi is, I didn't get a close enough look to be sure.
>>10044255What a tryhard bitchbased
>>10044255this game has a meta?
>>10044237I want Dark Souls...I guess Elden Ring is out soon but, well...yeahI was so disappointed with what happened with Cyberpunk after those years of build up. I wanted the game I was hoping for and I was hoping it would come with its own kino arc too, but...yeah
>>10044255tryhards are hot though
GET FUCKED BLUE SHELL
Yeah I'm Suisei anti nowt.deadbeat
this tournament would be better if Ollie was in it
>>10044218When I stop touching myself
>>10044232Luck matters more for people fighting for the middle of the pack. If you're way in the lead, it's hard to hit you because you're so far away and you can save your horn for the blueshell threat. That being said, if you are very, very unlucky/hated by every other player, they can just keep hitting you with items as they go by if you get hit for the first time.
>>10044284There is some shit about weight classes and kart stats. Nothing to worry about if you play for fun.
GET IN THERE SUZY AMAZING DRIVE
BLUE SHELL LOVE
>>10044255sasuga, comet
SUZY FOREVER CHAMPION
Luna....
WATAME YOU WERE SO CLOSE
>Hit by a shell exactly at the finish lineFucking hell Suiyan
I still believe in Luna
Fubuki really is the Mclaren of this tournament
EN+ID vs JP MK8 tournament when??
who's BGM?
>>10044312GO WATAME GOShe almost had it bros
>>10044255That much is pretty obvious to anyone with a working pair of eyes. The drifts look clean.
>>10044293Every game has a meta
I'm going to FUCK Suisei
suisei's warrior speech is contagious, rbc and fbk have become samurai
>>10044262NTA but Rushia literally commented on me changing my Twitter PFP once
>>10044263Why wouldn't you pick one of the most fun tracks?
>>10044294anon idgaf what games you wanna play, I wanna see chuubas play monhun again
>>10044293There is a competitive MK scene, so there sure is.
Excitebite > 興奮二輪車 Koufun NirinshaBushimachi is a scream
why do they keep inviting suisei? just ruins the fun if you know beforehand who's gonna win
Can Ina realistically beat Suisei / Aqua?
>>10044327So.... JP vs JP winners bracket and JP vs ID vs EN losers bracket?
The number 1 decline for this thread is being spammed by g***me niggers
>>10044327I don't need to see that Massacre
>>10044284The characters, karts, wheels and gliders all have different stats as far as shit like speed, acceleration, handling and things like that go.
>>10044352No
>>10044353Because she's funny
>>10044126Ina has promised to return to MHWorld. One day... Yeah.
>>10044337>rushiaok? suisei still doesn't know you exist
>>10044351>NirinshaI remember learning this from koro-san
irys > any jp BELIEVE IN HOPIUM
>>10044353if there is no suzy, towa is unstoppable as well.
Suisei on this track... bad memories
>>10044352lolrumao
Oh hey look, it's the map that Aqua lost it all.
>>10044327Hopefully never unless they keep Ame and Ollie out of it
>>10044352Hehe nein
I still remember this post every time people call Suisei "Suzy"https://litter.catbox.moe/rbo3gf.png
>>10044327Ina, IRyS and Reine might be able to hang somewhere low to mid in the pack.Everybody else would get fucked entirely.
>>10044352If someone can trigger her Korean competitiveness then with enough practice perhaps?
>>10044352roru rorurumao
>>10044377You mean good ones right?
>>10044351You gotta admire the dedication to the shtick
SOMEONE POST THE SUISEI/AQUA RRAT
https://twitter.com/chrone_co/status/1439551183538900999Ollie's reactions to this are great.https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1439557975996178437https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1439558158007951363
Suiyan carries blue team again
Watame.. my love..
>>10043969and 15% concentrated power of will
>>10044352If she practiced cause they beat her in game hours spent.
RED COMEBACK
>>10044340It's bland, it's ugly and the only thing it has to its name is the barebones procedural generation.
Why is suzy such a tryhard bitch
Towa could kill Suisei anytime she wanted to. She's just being nice since it's a chill stream.
any council good in mk8?
>>10044391>rosenberg>ricklost
the best players are the ones who don't practice / play it on stream before the collab kek
RYUU NO MICHI IKZZZZ
>>10044334>[英訳/EN] Aki realizing that Blue Team is OP because of Bushimachi.It's the source of their power.
kenzoku in full cope
>>10044394Hey now, Kiara was a top 4 player after just 1 day of training, imagine the potential.
>>10044391Fuckin rick
>>10044426beacuase she's based.
>>10044426Success breeds jealousy
suzy....
Suisei sandbagging...
>>10044428try winning a serious marika championship first tower
TOI YOU BITCH
>your suisei>your towa
>a group of shitters >and suiseiWhy did they do this
>>10044458SuzyWHORE
Oh yeah, I hope Kiara does that MK guerilla tomorrow.
fuck this, im going to be a towa anti
At this rate Sui is going to go so 八紘一宇 that she'll start taking the lowest ranking players as comfort women
>>10044458ChocoReine
>>10044255There's a fucking meta to a kart game????????????????????
>>10044439A real training arc between the best of them and a JP or two could definitely improve their odds.
Seeing Suiyan cllimbing back from 12nd to 3rd is something else...
>>10044391You got me at Lori Winters, Otto Armstrong and Rick
>>10044372Okay but Sui's sister doesn't exist
SUZY NO YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN 1ST
>>10044461nobody said yes
>>10044352With prep time, yes. She's the Batman of holoEn.
I hope towa gets lung cancer
>>10044458SusanTow Truck
Astel Karaoke in a few minutes!akaa karaoke where the hololive member actually speaks in English(En why don’t you sing in English as much as a fucking Jp branch ffs)
TOWASAMAWINRED TEAM WIN
Suisei got fucking robbed
>all those mushroomssuisei's blessed by luck huh
GET FUCKED SUZY
>>10044485I hope you die today
Man that TowaLuna lead was unsurpassable.
GO TOWA GO
Ru-chan...
>>10044489Astel is an actual homosexual
Towastappen...
Blue team...
Suityan...
TWAP YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEE
i'm so happy for Mio!
BLUEKEKS BTFO
Noel please...
Lucia...
>>10044352suzy will activate ina's suppressed toxic gamer tendencies, planting the seeds of her own destruction
>takes two people to focus on Suichan to push her down to 3rd place
why does towa keep rigging the teams so that luna always winsits fucked up
GODDAMMIT SUZY I'M TRYING TO NUT HERE
PANALO ANG RED TEAM PUTANGINA NIYO MGA BLUE
>>10044352She'd need an enormous amount of practice, but she definitely has it in her to do that practice if she decided to.I doubt she would though.
>>10044480I'm suzys sister and i rape suzy every night. I live in her head 24/7 and will do so until death takes her
AO TEEMU LOVE
>>10044510Yes he has admitted to being with a man before, what about it?
CLUTCH
i hate being a flip fuck this
>>10044502Tuna
>>10041611>Rushia>Female kidsWtf is that
>>10044497That fall in the beginning
I declare a victory for Watame
>joined in the tournament at the last minute>little to no practice, cant even do proper steering/drifting>still manage to not end up last placehow does aki do it?
>>10044489Ame...
>>10044458SuzyTwap
are they really playing 2 hours...
>hlgg suddenly cares about Suisei When did this happen?
>Luna Ch. 姫森ルーナ: 連続勝利(・o・)Consecutive wins is the translation apparently
luna's secret to successhttps://streamable.com/0b8yaq
>>10044497Karma. That's what you get for robbing Agua
Is Suzy #blessed?
Suisei and Luna together in three player teams.This is going to be another close one, huh.
>>10044559LETSF FUCKING GO
>>10044548danchou...
>>100445611 year ago give or take a month
>>10044561>suddenlyThe hoshiyomi were all around you if you had cared to look
>>10044391This is like if Hololive was owned by 4Kids instead of Cover lmao
>>10044561all suzyposters are russian bots in disguise
>>10044458Suisenchotakoyummy twappi
why did everyone stop seething about umisea now
I like Furea's surprise face
So Noel truly is a muscle brain huh
>>10044561I only have Suzy membership
>Suisei/Luna/Noel>Towa/Rushia/Aki>Watame/Mio/Flare>RBC/FBK/LamySui with Luna is just weird
>>10044561>he thinks that hlgg isn't full of hoshiyomis
>>10044561If I'm gunna pick a jp to root for I may as well pick a winner
>>10044525>episode 1 curbstomp that activates the training arc leading to the final showdown
>>10044561The only member of Hololive I care about more is my oshi, I just have an excuse to talk about Sui and a thread I can do it in today.
>>10044589We're busy seething about Mario Kart instead
>>10044589Can’t seethe, Mario Kart is happening.
>>10044580Yes, that was the title of the post I think, see>>2074465
>>10044589SEA hours *badum tish*
>>10044589its still early trolling hours are coming up
Towa-Rushia-Aki
>>10044561Everyone in /hlgg/ is secretly a Deadbeat, and every Deadbeat is secretly a Hoshiyomi.
>>10044603how's suzy luna noel is balanced?
>>10044603>Towa/Rushia/AkiCan Towa terminator carry this team?
Amelia Watson’s singing isn’t soul it’s shit and her voice will never improve but only get worse, I hate her and the fact she’s been absent is great. Can’t wait for Gura to leave her in the past once the collab bans done
I will never watch the UMISEA original song because I don't want a reason to shit on my oshi
>>10044629Noel
>>10044620Nice. They were certainly right on the money.
>>10044391>Axel LewisImagine if that was Astel’s name.
>>10044629noel is hot trash
Suisei/Luna/NoelTowa/Rushia/AkiWatame/Mio/FlareRBC/FBK/LamyHoly fuck this is just unfair
>>10044633Based tentacultist
>>10044561everybody is a hoshiyomi at heart.
Bros... watching this makes me miss Ame's rage...
>>10044629suzy and luna on the other end of the fulcrum
>>10044646he'd be overjoyed, that's for sure
sui said "course"
>>10044629>NoelThere's your answer
>>10044561There's fans of everyone around, sometimes it just takes rare circumstances for them to really show up in these threads.
>your oshi>week 2, who ya got?
>>10044561Suzy probably has one of the biggest oversea fanbases from her music, she's the star pardon the pun of this stream so casual fans are watching her, and everyone else is shitposting about her because she's the final boss.
>courseit's over, bushimachi's going to lose all of her power...
>>10044589it's over, anon
why does suisei keep mentioning cola?
>>10044633Try harder, kfp
What's Suzy Hubble's punishment for fucking up and saying course by accident
>>10044662I'm not watching Rushia at the moment, but I'd bet you could get some of that there.
>Suisei blows a mushroom getting into first place instead of keeping itDo shrooms no longer dodge blue shells in MK8?
>Watame, Mio, FlareMy oshi, my dick’s oshi and my dick’s 2nd favorite
>>10044696Piss in ass
>>10044696Seppuku
>>10044391Mia Wolfe sounds like the name of a middle age YA author who used to write harry potter gay fanfics
is Bushimachi the cultural equivalent of Sheriff Calli?
>>10044700based taste
THE ABSOLUTE BM TOWA JUST DID
TOWASAMASTEAL
CURSE UPON YE TOWA
>>10044698It's just not the same...
I like big breasts, pic unrelated
there’s not enough sheep on watame’s screen….
Suzy, you dumb bitch.
Towa 1stRushia 10thAki 12thIt just keeps on happening.
>watching Towa and Friend>1st and 2nd placeThis feeling... it's too good
>>10044707we're in deathstarbros
>>10044633Get some new material deadbeats
>>10044700Same heret. Lunaito
>Rushia 10th>Aki 12thTowa, please carry them to victory.
FUCK YOU TOWER
Told ja Towa was the best
who's BGM? Mio?
>>10044707Pretty much, and it seems to be equally infectious
>>10044633oh nyo
>>10044633Why are IRyStocrats like this?
>>10044751Big God Mio, so yeah
>Luna's laughing so hard her natural voice is slipping outThis happens a lot but fucking kek
>>10044704Sounds like a pornstar tbdesu
>>10044633t. hooman
suityan is merciless
Suzy knows all the shortcuts...
>>10044761aaaah right right
TOWAAAA
Luna, the betrayal...
>>10044765I'm glad she's having so much funAaand she just hit suisei LOL
Did Luna just shoot Suzy with the fire flower?
How does blue shell works, does it hit 1st always?
why does suisei keep getting hit by her teammates?
why's Suzy so bad at Mario Kart bros?
>>10044785>>10044789Suman de gozaru
>>10044790it zooms through the course hitting everything in it's path until it reaches the person in 1st placeit can be destroyed by the red speaker-looking item
>>10044765I don't watch Luna, guess I'll check her POV VOD later to hear that
>>10044790there are way to avoid it, but yes, it's a heat seeking missile to 1st
ASTEL IS LIVE
>>10044794To balance she was paired with retards.
>>10044431only bae played mk8. she got beat by gura
Asteru IKZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGhWokKefshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGhWokKefshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGhWokKefs
aki....................
>>10044790PLease tell me you're kidding anon..But in all seriousness, you can use the soundbox thing to break it while it hovers over you before it hits
>5th placeGO RUSHIA GO
Towa-sama doing well for this set.
TOWASAMA WINRUSHIA HELPEDAki...
>>10044809You can also escape it with a mushroom at just the right time, but it's tough.
Suisei onegai... pull through...
I'm seething at towa
>>10044833Aki is dogshit on curving roads
Suisei will NEVER recover, it's over
>>10044790how the fuck do you not know how mario kart worksi can understand not having played a console game since the NES (i haven't either) but 1992 was a long fucking time ago chief
TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA.......................TOWA.......................TOWA.......................TOWA.......................TOWATOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWATOWA............TOWA.............TOWA..TOWA.........TO...WA.........TOWA...TOWA......TO......WA.......TOWA....TOWA...TO.........WA.....TOWA.......TOWA...................TOWA.......... TOWA TOWA TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA TOWA TOWA TOWA TOWATOWA...................................TOWATOWA...................................TOWA
Elfs are so shit at this game
>>10041611>Rushia>94% maleExpected>55% 20s, 20% 30s, 15% Teens. Average likely late 20sAlso expected>6% femaleSure>100% teenswait what
>>10044823Can you do the weird drift jump thing to dodge it?I think you could do that in Mario Cart DS.
>Suisei fucking up the startup boostShe's clearly dejected
all of this because bushimachi used a loanword...
>>10044837but that's most of them...
hoshiyomibros...suityan might be tilted
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>10044627This except not secretly
Suisei mentally checked out. It's over.
WATAME NOOOO
>>10044848Lamy pulls some lucky bullshit every once in a while.
>>10044855>bouncing off the walls during her driftsThat's a big 10-4
HAHAHApretend I posted smug rushi with this
>>10044848because they don't have drivers license cause you keep oppressing them#FreeElves
IT'S OVER HOSHIYOMIGET FUCKED AND START KNEELING
GO RUNA GO
>>10044871Lamys so perfect I love her
TOWASAMA GAMING
SHE FUCKING THREW
>>10044561I don’t, I want her to lose. The prideful should be humbled from time to time.
>>10044788Yeah I love that you can always tell she's having an absolute ball when she's laughing throughout the entire thing and gets hyper.>>10044810It actually happens basically every collab she's ever been in. Something gets her giggling and suddenly her voice is temporarily more soft. The most apparent though was when she was getting scared by Subaru about to tickle her in an off-collab kek. Or when she brings out Anemori which is similar to the voice I'm talking about
TOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAONOREEEEEE
SUISEI YOU HAD ITYOU HAD ITYOU JUST HAD TO NOT DRIVE INTO THE WALLWHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>10044860SLAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AMWE BE WATCHING CUNNY LIKE GODDAMNGAWR GURA ON THE MICROPHONECUNNY GOT ME IN THE ZONECMON CMON LETS START THE GAMEBREAK IT DOWN TELL ME YO NAMEYOU'RE THE IDOL AND I'M THE COACHLET'S FUCK ALL NIGHT FROM COAST TO COAST
TOWER'S ON FIRE
>>10044889Me too!
How do we fix the Towa problem?
KENZOKU LITERALLY CANNOT STOP WINNING
BLOOPER HATE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SMOKER WHORE KENZOKU
TOWASAMA DOMINATIONAki stop outshitting danchou for the love of God
>>10044845Only Nintendo game I have played in Super Mario Bros, Hololive was my first contact with Mario kart.
Towa CAN and WILL have sex with me
>>10044771>Aubrey Nelson>Chloe Smith>Nina MillerDefinitely sound like pornstar names
>>10044913KENZOKU NOT WELCOME HEREGO KENZOKU THREAD
>>10044851I don't think so anon
>>10044910I wrote this
luna pov an absolute win so far for this collab
KENZOKUS WINNINGHOSHIYOMIS COPING
>>10044899Getting inked fucks your traction.
>>10044911Take away her cigarettes.
Suisei is being too nice to her teammates. It's time to heem towa
>babu track for the decisive racelmao
Suisei for God's sakeI'm here to see you win, not to watch anyone have fun
the fucking whore of hololive t*wa literally invited everyone to a mario kart collab and practiced day and night for it for a week just to crush her so called friends in a shitty arcade racer that is 50% luck just how pathetic is she?
BABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Who's willing to be Bottas and ram Towa off course
>>10044920understandable, have a nice day
>>10044911Marry her and have her in perpetual baby making orgasm state, not necessarily in that order
Apologize
EAT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TOWER
AAAAA STOP BULLYING WATAME
TOWASAMALOSE
>Luna is not the winner on baby roadIt was all a lie...
Damn Towa just got hit with shell after shell.
Ahh GG fair play to Suisei but still... TOWASAMAWIN
RUSHI TOP 10 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Respectable, Suzy.
>>10044895A similar thing happens with Towa. I love hearing her deep laugh in collabs.
>>10044920that’s pretty fucking weird bro
>>10044954She's based and you are fundamentally cringeThe weak must fear the strong
>6th place>still winsYOU MAY NOW KNEEL
CAHM ON FUUTAN
I JW* whos winning?
FINE TOWA I'll go buy some Mild Sevens to smoke
Friend got third, I'm happy
>>10044981Well at least she tried. If only the courses didn't have corners, they seem to be her weakness.
I don't think I like hoshiyomis anymore after this thread
>>10044999Not hard enough to carry her team.
THE BUGMEN ARE ATTACKING MY PRINCESSFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>10045019>anymore
Kek, Suiyan's bushido shit turns out to be a big hit huh?
Kenzokus you better watch out or you may get stabbed in a gut.
>blue shell kartAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
SUISEI TEAM WON
>>10045025They still seething at FBK all this time ?
>>10045019Stop being a pussy Hoshiyomis are my brost.kenzoku
>>10045001Astel
>>10044954t. hoshiyomi
>>10045019>think
WHO WON?
anyone got the final ranking?
YATTA DE GOZARU
>>10045019>hoshiyomis
>>10045025They're going for Luna now?Jesus. They really are still going for some Coco-based priority. This is insane.
>>10045048Pretty sure its just a handful of diehards running bots at this point. FBKs chats never seem to have a problem or if one does crop up its immediately dusted
LUNA WINS EVERY TIMEIT'S RIGGED
>>10045019>thread
>>10045071They spam anyone who collabs with Fubuki.
>>10045048Their brains have been trained to eternally seethe at something no matter how petty
Astel is doing King a lot of justice right now
>>10045025why are they like this
>>10044954Based, Fucuk kenzokus and Twpi.
Noel subbing in for her wife!
I'm dropping Suisei for Towa
>>10045076Fubuki's chat feels like this ultra-equipped fortress that vaporizes bugs on sight.
>>10045095they’re barely human
did Towa organize this tournament too? is she going to be the designated Mario Kart holo forever?
rushia sounds mega cute today.what happen?
>>10045048they will never let it go
I'm dropping Towa for Suisei
Suisei continues to have the tightest pussy in all of Hololive
SUZY LOVE
Towa Lamy Noel
>07:19:14 Luna Ch. 姫森ルーナ 勝ったあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
Why is there a green menhera on my Suzy stream?
>>10045088mirror
WAH!
>>10045113I finally confessed