/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>sponsored reading stream
>"what should I read?"
>"I know! A book about the job I'm doing right now!"
>forgets that Light Novels are founded on trashy drama
When is a girl going to be a fucking based bitch and do a readalong of Hige Wo Soru?

Just so you guys know, it's pronounced
>PING
not
>Pee En Gee

why only myth with a pov?

this is racism

One of these days, a Holo is going to do a watchalong of Scrumdiddlyumptious and this thread will be literally unusable.

Oh by the way fellas, I want to tell you this after seeing what happened to Ina right there.
There's a talisman later in the game that negates fall damage.
I put it on and tried to jump down to an area and instantly died.
Do not trust that talisman. Elden Ring either has no fall damage, maybe 0.5 meters where you get slight damage, and then insta-death. So the "negates fall damage" talisman is nearly useless.

>>18792879
>>18793043
We all understand this isn't a deadbeat, it's a drama obsessed guy who likes to LARP as a deadbeat, right

Lord forgive me, Chumbuds, Saplings, I have sinned. But I'm so fucking excited, I had to do it.
https://files.catbox.moe/gfo30y.mp4

>>18224191
In the divot where your nostril meets up with your face.
On your eyelid or right under it.
On the small of your back.
Inner thighs.
Inside of your ear (It can literally happen at any time if you get unlucky there is literally nothing stopping pimples from showing up ON YOUR EARDRUM)

>this whole thread
You niggas would be absolutely fucking FLOORED if you read that one doujin series about men and women's sex drives being swapped that got remade from a girl's perspective with the artist putting a decade or two of reps into it since

>>16240504
The actual penises on-stream were pretty wild but I think the cumflation scene took the cake

>>16189578
shut the fuck up or I will end your life I haven't been able to watch her all the way through in a week

>IRyS doesn't understand that Boomerangs are aligned to your gravity well
That's how they work IRL, too

>>13125015
It's the inevitable path of all NTRoberu posters.
They have all done it looking for anger, and in the end, tragically, they have only ever angered themselves by accident.

>>13115480
At this point I'm almost certainly convinced posts like these are made for the sole intent of gathering as many contrarian responses as possible from people who like to say stupid shit to get others mad, so that the OP can proceed to jerk themselves off with their tears about how much better they are than the obvious shitposters.

>Sana has Zucker
I see...

>>12855240
You're going to start getting really, really into IRyS, yesternon.
Start killing the competition now before it's too late, the pool is small and you can reasonably do it now

>>12747416
Anon, you're reaching ridiculously hard to try and make it into something it isn't, come on now

>>12744353
Okay, then fucking tell us the dirty jokes your making.
Show us how funny you are and if it's worth posting in chat.
Go on.

>>12706829
Damn, anon, you may have convinced someone with that retarded attempt, just one flaw, you're talking to an IRyStocrat in the first place

shut the fuck up retards we're in the zatsudan section of the stream and you're arguing over bullshit

IRyS is also horny for ghosts

>IRyS thought she was going to be princess carried and celebrated over her Disney Princess dream coming true
>she's actually getting fucking killed
IRyS you watched Cabin in the Woods how did you fall for this from "IRySlayer"

>>11917722
I'll at least give you props for shilling Pekora's Xenoblade stuff, Xenoblade reps should be mandatory before posting in /hlgg/, we'd have a perfect thread if people did that