/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We are not mad that the members are underperforming, we are mad that this company is wasting its time, money and resources on stupid shit.
Cover is a million dollar company that could be a billion dollar one if he just stuck to his Idol bread and butter but no, he had to pander to the shitty twittards and bring in a shitty male side fucking up his company
Girls who collab with them underperform, money is wasted on artists, concert setups and merch for them that won't bring back any money, and the girls who have absolutely no interest in them suffer because their hard earned money they do from streaming goes to this shithole of a branch
I am a Gura guy, and I can see why she doesn't want to stream as often, she is probably pissed her hard work goes to that failure of a branch or to keep whores like Kronii and Ollie since they are underperforming due to their addiction to male collabs.

Pipkin Pippa, while you're offline, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I re-debut in 3 weeks at OffKai Expo, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don't hate you, Pippa. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most of the freaks on Twitter.
I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing /vt's ass.
You're as good as kissing /vt's ass as Beatani was. I don't know if you're as good as Kiki though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
:waves to the camera"
I am the best Vtuber in the world.
I've been the best since I debuted in 2020. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because I spent too much time on Reddit and was too sick to stream. That's right, my tummy hort. You know who else had tummy hort? Gawr Gura. And she went on hiatus, just like I'm sure I will eventually. But the biggest difference between me and Gura is I'm actually going to stream.
I've applied for so many bogus Vtuber companies that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely bogus. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 3 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on Twitter, on Twitch, even on YoutTube! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not in your lovely little corpo. I'm not a 4 view. I'm barely retweeted. I don't have fanart. I'm certainly not in any crappy VShojo collab. I'm not featured on the front page of Twitch. I don't have a dedicated thread on 4chan. I'm not on Speak of the Devil. I'm not on FalseEyeD. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And this isn't sour grapes... but the fact that Gawr Gura is still the face of EN Vtubing without even streaming makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are liking this post right now, you are just as big a part of my schizo rant as anybody else. Because you're the ones who are ordering that Holo EN merch right now. You're the ones that watch those collabs i'm not a part of. And then at five in the morning on Twitter, you DM me asking to shill your shitty little 2 view channel.
I'm re-debuting on June 16th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll it'll be on Kick. Maybe it'll be on Chaturbate!
:looks at the camera and waves:
Hey, Projekt Melody, how you doing?
The reason I'm completely schizo is you people. Because after I graduate, you're still going to pour money into Cover Corp. I'm just a "Vtweeter". The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Yagoo is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with woke, lazy, male-collabing EN Vtubers, like Hakos Baelz, who's going to collab with Tempiss every stream every day. And I'd like to think that maybe Cover Corp will better after Yagoo is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by AnyColor, Idol, or some other black company.
Let me tell you a personal story about Yagoo. They had this whole EN 3 audition...
[Microphone cuts off]