/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Do people really expect two holo girls to just come out and say they're fucking on stream?
Seems like an easy way to kill off each other's popularity and paypigs. It's obvious Coco and Kanata have a secret relationship, but Coco doesn't want to sabotage Kanata's streaming career once she leaves.
Don't worry though, once Kanata graduates in a few years, she'll make it known that she got married to Coco about 3 years ago in 2024.
I can't wait for 5-10 years down the line, when some of the older girls start to graduate, and they come out and say they've been in romantic /u/ships with another girl for most of their holo days.
I mean, it's pretty fucking obvious that hololive is a cesspool and breeding pit for horny lesbians. THINK ABOUT IT. An overwhelming majority of socially-stunted women who lack romantic experiences, wasting away their prime years of fertility in an idol wasteland with no men in sight? What do they turn to?
That's right. WOMEN. THEY TURN TO WOMEN. THEY TURN TO WOMEN AND DOUBLE-ENDED DILDOS AND STRAP ONS AND VIBRATORS AND IN VITRO FERTILIZATION. And I GUARANTEE that at least 70% of hololive is having a lesbian relationship within or outside of the company. GUARANTEED.
And you know what? No. Gurame isn't one of these lesbian pairings.. YET. YET. Because they haven't reached that moment in their lives, where they begin to contemplate settling down, marriage, children, etc. They're not at that point in their lives yet.
However, they will get there. And many of the older holos will encourage them. When they get to that agepoint, they'll look at each other and realize that they're probably just going to get married and live happily ever after on some nice farmhouse in the countryside.
In fact, I'd wager that this is all Yagoo's master plan. He wanted to create a real-life lottery system for making new authentic lesbian couples, by preying on the most sexually-vulnerable demographic (young to middle-aged females with little romantic experience, normalized lesbianship, shut-ins, etc) and have them bond with other FEMALES for hours on end for YEARS. A truly masterful and brilliant idea.

In sum, 90% of hololive is or will be engaged in secret lesbian relationships, which we will not know of until both of the members in that relationship graduate and decide to come out. There are only a few exceptions to this rule, usually falling under one of the few categories of:
>Extremely straight or plenty of romantic experience with men already
But for the majority of hololive, that isn't the case. In holoEN, even, I would predict at least two to four lesbian relationships between the girls/other girls like Enma.
Also, the whole
>she's straight
excuse isn't really relevant for women. All women are bisexual to one extent or the other, and if you live long enough with an incredibly cute, endearing female that you have great chemistry with (which is rare, since most female roommates end up in tatters -- but if it works out it works out well), then there's no reason that your preference for men can't be overriden or overlapped by an equally powerful preference for women. I am confident that Kanata has successfully lesbianized Coco into a bisexual bitch.