/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75657310
>watching their clips
I genuinely don't have time for that so I'll use my massive reach on Twitter to promote them to my
>seventeen
followers!

>>70964987
I don't know if I'm OK with outsourcing the unicorn duties .... do I still get my share of the invisible MREs?

>>69169670
>I am not calling you a unicorn
You could, its not a derogatory moniker, not in this thread and with increasing pervasiveness, in the rest of the fandom.
People can only be called "unicorns" one too many times for wanting Hololive, the "all girls agency" to, well, continue being the "all girls agency" without people trying to shove "non girls" or "people from other agencies" into it until they start to reply with
>NEIGH HI HI HI HI HI HI

>>69065029
>be unicorn
>do nothing but watching your oshi and pampering her to her hearts wishes
>wins a war you didn't even know you were fighting
IS THIS .... TRUE POWER?

*** CAPTURED DIARY FROM A STARS SUPPORTER SOLDIER IN THE GREAT UNICORN WARS ***
>The year is 2025, about one year after the start of the GREAT UNICORN WARS
>I don't know how it all started. Hololive City, Hololive Island, all of a sudden Hololive was dominating everything!
>Male vtubers were dropping like flies! Two graduating from the Holostars, three more from Nijisanji, it was a bloodbath out there
>The resistance was formed, partially by volunteers but the bulk of the troops by drafting
>In restaurants, schools, bus stops, there was no safe place from the anti unicorn armies drafting goons
>...
>It's my second week after training camp. Training was hell!
>We were forced to watch seven clips in a row of our favorite vtubers! Most of us hadn't even watch three of them before getting dizzy and sick!
>We were warned that, after our second rotation, we would be forced to watch A WHOLE FULL STRREAM!
>Most of us were not ready for that, tears and moaning were heard!
>...
>Basic training is very tough! We are first taught about the invisible gun menace. Invisible guns, invisible rifles, invisible IEDs, there is no shortage of EVIL from the unicorn armies!
>Their society operates in a matriarchy with their favorite vtubers purportedly treated like Goddesses but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!
>They are actually captive, held hostage by INVISIBLE GUNS; preventing them from fulfilling their true wishes of collabing with our precious boys!
>Victims and martyrs in this great wars, mere puppets at the hands of the unicorn menace.
>Their wealth, status, privilege means nothing when deprived from their true calling! Serving as a platform for our boys to shine!
>...
>Tonight I couldn't sleep! The sound of anti aircraft battery was unbearable, protecting us from the attacks of their invisible aircrafts!
>Two of us couldn't handle it, the intensity of their invisible attacks coupled with the mandatory three clips a day watching was too much and they didn't made it through the week
>...
>My first day at the trenches was HELL ON EARTH!
>It was my first contact with the enemy up close and THEIR LAUGHTER..... THEIR DAMN LAUGHTER!
>We can witness their activities through the spies in their forums and ..... IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENJOYING IT!
>We can hear the faint sound of a stream playing in the background and THEY ARE LAUGHING!
>They are watching the same livestream for the past 3 hours and they are LAUGHING and CLAPPING and enjoying every moment of it!
>What brings such evil to a human being?
>How can they laugh at the suffering of their oshis, captive and imprisoned in the terrible fate of having to entertain them for a monetary reward when they would be much happier collabing with our boys?!
>...
>THE ALARM FOR AN INVISIBLE ARTILLERY BATTERY WOKE US UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
>We hid under our beds and several cried, profound tears of fear and sorrow!
>WHEN WILL THEIR IMMENSURABLE EVIL END?
>When will they acknowledge our boys and give them equal attention and equal status?
>At the distance, we can hear their LOUD NEIGH!
> "Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh!" echoes in the distance!
>We can feel them getting closer, invisible guns in hand!
>This is a well defended base, they will never captur-

** FROM AN INTERCEPTED LETTER OF AN SOLDIER IN THE UNICORN ARMIES **
(he was later detained for questioning and put in the brig for 2 weeks for his lapse of judgement)
>Dear mom, I hope this letter finds you well
>Things are not progressing as smoothly as expected, it turns out training is really difficult in the unicorn armies
>As a matter of fact, I lost my invisible gun on the very first day of training.
>My dearest mother can imagine how difficult is to keep track of it, given that you cannot really see it.
>It might have falled from my holster during the EXTENUATING daily 100 yards march, it's not easy to march for that LONG distance chanting HAACHAMACHAMAA as instructed by training officers
>...
>Every morning, after the morning prayers over Miko's shrine and catching up with the morning news with Koyori and Mio, there is a invisible gun assembly drill
>For the past two weeks, in front of the drill instructor, I go through all the motions, through mimic (as I lost the gun itself): remove the invisible firing pin, take apart the slide, remove the barrel, carefully place each part at the table
>My instructor gave me a raving review each time, except for one time where she noticed the invisible trigger was assembled out of spec and told me to fix it
>...
>I seriously hope this war ends soon, they are cutting our allowance to only 3 limited pieces of merch and one concert ticket, I might go crazy if I have to actually fire my invisible gun!
>With love, from your son
>H. A. Aton
>...
>P.S. remember not to tell anyone about this, hopefully this letter won't be intercept-

*** CAPTURED DIARY FROM A STARS SUPPORTER SOLDIER IN THE GREAT UNICORN WARS ***
>The year is 2025, about one year after the start of the GREAT UNICORN WARS
>I don't know how it all started. Hololive City, Hololive Island, all of a sudden Hololive was dominating everything!
>Male vtubers were dropping like flies! Two graduating from the Holostars, three more from Nijisanji, it was a bloodbath out there
>The resistance was formed, partially by volunteers but the bulk of the troops by drafting
>In restaurants, schools, bus stops, there was no safe place from the anti unicorn armies drafting goons
>...
>It's my second week after training camp. Training was hell!
>We were forced to watch seven clips in a row of our favorite vtubers! Most of us hadn't even watch three of them before getting dizzy and sick!
>We were warned that, after our second rotation, we would be forced to watch A WHOLE FULL STRREAM!
>Most of us were not ready for that, tears and moaning were heard!
>...
>Basic training is very tough! We are first taught about the invisible gun menace. Invisible guns, invisible rifles, invisible IEDs, there is no shortage of EVIL from the unicorn armies!
>Their society operates in a matriarchy with their favorite vtubers purportedly treated like Goddesses but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!
>They are actually captive, held hostage by INVISIBLE GUNS; preventing them from fulfilling their true wishes of collabing with our precious boys!
>Victims and martyrs in this great wars, mere puppets at the hands of the unicorn menace.
>Their wealth, status, privilege means nothing when deprived from their true calling! Serving as a platform for our boys to shine!
>...
>Tonight I couldn't sleep! The sound of anti aircraft battery was unbearable, protecting us from the attacks of their invisible aircrafts!
>Two of us couldn't handle it, the intensity of their invisible attacks coupled with the mandatory three clips a day watching was too much and they didn't made it through the week
>...
>My first day at the trenches was HELL ON EARTH!
>It was my first contact with the enemy up close and THEIR LAUGHTER..... THEIR DAMN LAUGHTER!
>We can witness their activities through the spies in their forums and ..... IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENJOYING IT!
>We can hear the faint sound of a stream playing in the background and THEY ARE LAUGHING!
>They are watching the same livestream for the past 3 hours and they are LAUGHING and CLAPPING and enjoying every moment of it!
>What brings such evil to a human being?
>How can they laugh at the suffering of their oshis, captive and imprisoned in the terrible fate of having to entertain them for a monetary reward when they would be much happier collabing with our boys?!
>...
>THE ALARM FOR AN INVISIBLE ARTILLERY BATTERY WOKE US UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
>We hid under our beds and several cried, profound tears of fear and sorrow!
>WHEN WILL THEIR IMMENSURABLE EVIL END?
>When will they acknowledge our boys and give them equal attention and equal status?
>At the distance, we can hear their LOUD NEIGH!
> "Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh!" echoes in the distance!
>We can feel them getting closer, invisible guns in hand!
>This is a well defended base, they will never captur-

*** CAPTURED DIARY FROM A STARS SUPPORTER SOLDIER IN THE GREAT UNICORN WARS ***
>The year is 2025, about one year after the start of the GREAT UNICORN WARS
>I don't know how it all started. Hololive City, Hololive Island, all of a sudden Hololive was dominating everything!
>Male vtubers were dropping like flies! Two graduating from the Holostars, three more from Nijisanji, it was a bloodbath out there
>The resistance was formed, partially by volunteers but the bulk of the troops by drafting
>In restaurants, schools, bus stops, there was no safe place from the anti unicorn armies drafting goons
>...
>It's my second week after training camp. Training was hell!
>We were forced to watch seven clips in a row of our favorite vtubers! Most of us hadn't even watch three of them before getting dizzy and sick!
>We were warned that, after our second rotation, we would be forced to watch A WHOLE FULL STRREAM!
>Most of us were not ready for that, tears and moaning were heard!
>...
>Basic training is very tough! We are first taught about the invisible gun menace. Invisible guns, invisible rifles, invisible IEDs, there is no shortage of EVIL from the unicorn armies!
>Their society operates in a matriarchy with their favorite vtubers purportedly treated like Goddesses but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!
>They are actually captive, held hostage by INVISIBLE GUNS; preventing them from fulfilling their true wishes of collabing with our precious boys!
>Victims and martyrs in this great wars, mere puppets at the hands of the unicorn menace.
>Their wealth, status, privilege means nothing when deprived from their true calling! Serving as a platform for our boys to shine!
>...
>Tonight I couldn't sleep! The sound of anti aircraft battery was unbearable, protecting us from the attacks of their invisible aircrafts!
>Two of us couldn't handle it, the intensity of their invisible attacks coupled with the mandatory three clips a day watching was too much and they didn't made it through the week
>...
>My first day at the trenches was HELL ON EARTH!
>It was my first contact with the enemy up close and THEIR LAUGHTER..... THEIR DAMN LAUGHTER!
>We can witness their activities through the spies in their forums and ..... IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ENJOYING IT!
>We can hear the faint sound of a stream playing in the background and THEY ARE LAUGHING!
>They are watching the same livestream for the past 3 hours and they are LAUGHING and CLAPPING and enjoying every moment of it!
>What brings such evil to a human being?
>How can they laugh at the suffering of their oshis, captive and imprisoned in the terrible fate of having to entertain them for a monetary reward when they would be much happier collabing with our boys?!
>...
>THE ALARM FOR AN INVISIBLE ARTILLERY BATTERY WOKE US UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
>We hid under our beds and several cried, profound tears of fear and sorrow!
>WHEN WILL THEIR IMMENSURABLE EVIL END?
>When will they acknowledge our boys and give them equal attention and equal status?
>At the distance, we can hear their LOUD NEIGH!
> "Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh-Neigh!" echoes in the distance!
>We can feel them getting closer, invisible guns in hand!
>This is a well defended base, they will never captur-