/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>70324476
its not sooner than 40 minutes, you failed the soonpost

good night /uuu/, may your dreams be blessed with no rrats or rats

>>58836355
honestly
surprising amount of breastfeeding Fauna

good night saps

>>53849410
breastfeeding me
now hush, youre just going to make it take longer if you yell

>>52266835
ASMR my beloved...

>>50368251
sleep tight lil sapling

>>49363603
Same
Sleep tight /uuu/

>>46555323
Melatonin isn't a knock out pill. Common mistake for those unfamiliar. It's supposed to bridge the time between when you closed your eyes and the time you actually fall asleep. If you took some pills and are still up and about then you're doing it wrong. Lie down and keep your room dark. One of my biggest problems before was staying fully awake in bed with my brain running amok with anxious thoughts. I've been taking Mel for 2yrs+ and had never experienced that ever again.

>>45659719
For my lock screen

please let me hear fauna snoring...

>>39890956
for sure; though afaik Fauna is the only one that has created a healthy repository of ASMR content

>>37546437
Yes

>>37126881
whats even the point of going to bed if Fauna isnt going to join me...

>>32112606
>Fauna ends up being the best Councilmember

I didn't see it coming a year ago

>>31304329
>Fauna catching you out in the woods
>Fauna bringing you back to her cottage
>Fauna stripping you naked and tying you to a table
>Fauna forcing her breast into your mouth to keep you from screaming for help
>Fauna making you survive on a diet of breastmilk
>Fauna constantly jacking you off until you’re too dazed to try and escape your bonds
>Fauna gradually brainwashing you into falling completely under her sway
>Fauna unshackling you, confidant you’ll never run away
>Fauna giving you a cute dress to wear around the cottage as she pampers you for the rest of your life
>Fauna deciding it’s time for you to return to nature
>Fauna poisoning your tea
>Fauna burying you in her garden as fertilizer
>Fauna biting into a fresh vegetable a season later, smiling as she remembers what a good sapling you were

Like I said, heaven.

>>29485291
I every night I wish for that dream...

holy shit lads, Im going to need so much ASMR to settle down from this one

>fauna might fall asleep on stream
gods we should be so lucky

>>27354122
asmr sapling, please do yourself a favor and get better headphones

>>26507491
so I know Im potentially asking a dumb question, because I haven't read Any lore outside of my /uuu/ neighbors, but as a fellow plant-person, could we potentially plant a rosebud in /uuu/? Theoretically speaking, what would happen?

>>25895687
I would be interested to hear the details
I will say, most parts of the deeper forest floor dont distinguish between natural compost and, say, dead bodies... if someone were to drop one, little to no evidence of what occurred would be left after a few hours....