/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71759541
I want to see Finana's naked body too

>>62367417
IT'S OG HOURS NIGGA.

>>53498239
If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

>>51858192
>when the impostor is sus

Pewter you fucker

>>50785696
If you muthafuckas missed tha Twitta post, I'M SO ANGRY. I be soopa-doopa mad salty n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, a cold-ass lil couple minutes ago, I holla'd at mah momma ta bake a cold-ass lil chocolate cake fo' mah dirty ass fo' realz. And dat shiznit was mah idea, by tha way. MY IDEA fo' realz. And I holla'd, "for me!" I couldn't give a fuckin shiznit if mah crew takes a slice or two... but not tha whole friggin' thang, aiiight!, biatch? I... wanted at least half tha cake fo' mah dirty ass. But instead, I was bein a phat hoe n' holla'd, "okay, I'ma save dis fo' later, afta stream." I come back, afta stream, n' tha whole entire thang is gone biaaatch! And I only gots ta smoke ONE SLICE. Out of dis entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. Dat shiznit was gone up in two days. I didn't even git ta last wit it fo' a week! And dem hoes ate it all! And I be soopa-doopa pissed, and... oh mah gosh. I was bout ta throw a gangbangin' fit. I was bout ta throw a gangbangin' fit at mah sisterz room. I was gonna open up her door n' scream at her n' shit. But instead, I acted mo' betta n' shiznit fo' realz. And so, I be SO MAD fo' realz. And I hope, dat ever- if she eva cook up a cold-ass lil cake again, I'ma smoke it all! I'ma smoke it all, n' da hoe betta recognize tha consequencez of smokin mah chocolate cake fo' realz. And I be pretty shizzle all of dat shiznit was mah sista n' shit. I aint gonna blame it on mah other crew cuz they don't smoke chocolate cake dat much yo, but son! I be goin ta smoke dat shit. I be goin ta smoke all of her stuff! As revenge.. fo' realz. And dis be a thugged-out declaration of war playa! A declaration of war playa! Yo ass hear me son, biatch? Yo ass hear me!, biatch? I be soopa-doopa pissed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sorry, I needed ta vent. I needed ta vent mah anger cuz I be still pissed bout dis chocolate cake cuz I only gots ONE slice... Not even two, I would done been aiiight if I had two slices at least yo, but no, I HAD one slice n' every last muthafuckin thang was gone biaaatch! And these was tiny slices too! I be soopa-doopa mad hommie! I aint confronted her yet yo, but I will. I will. But, I be still pissed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But mah mom, she laughed n' dat biiiiatch was like, "It aint nuthin but fine, we can make another cake even though I be thinkin dat was tha only cake mixture, uhh packet dat I saw up in tha kitchen." But yeah, I hope I git ta smoke tha cake again yo, but dis time fo' mah dirty ass muthafucka!

I demand you tell me the secret of the mermaid

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

>>50271446
>>50271523
If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

>>48274705
I CANT GO TO THE DOCTOR AT 9PM!! WHAT IS SCARING ME GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW

Finana dice que es una jefa!

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

>>44803213
shut the fuck up woman
I'm tired of gender being the driving factor in almost every single vtuber "yab", I'm tired of people being chased away from the girls I like because they're in the same cancerous company that solicits underage cancel-happy kpoppers for their audience

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

Stop shitposting with my oshi

>>33356690
WHEN. Not if.

I'M GOING TO MURDER THIS CRANE

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

Feesh committing domestic violence right on stream.

>>29838030
if he can dodge these bullets

>>29725392
How is it the same when she's mentioning horny things she's done out with friends consisting of guys she hangs out with regularly?
You wanna know why I really know Elira fucks? Because my group, including me, all used to go out on the weekends, get drunk, smoke weed, snort beak and fuck.
Every other male/female group I've ever known does the same. In fact, I find it downright absurd and highly highly HIGHLY unlikely that any group consisting of guys and girls wouldn't fuck. People go out to get drunk, socialize, and fuck. That's what actually happens.
Comparing that to anons who NEVER GO OUT, DON'T HAVE FRIENDS TO GO OUT WITH, SITTING HERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO IS COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT.

Fuck me you're all so gullible just like the people who believed nyanners when she said she's a lesbian but 'all her previous relationships were with guys' and then she gets another bf and then everybody acts shocked.
These vtubers have a layer of kayfabe up. They want you to be parasocial so they get you to fall for them by telling you just enough of what you do want to hear while being very careful not to mention any of the stuff you do want to hear.

Tell me, do you honestly believe that every girl in nijisanji (besides maria now) is single despite how often they go out and socialize?
Do you honestly believe the same for the guys?
Really? You're that deluded are you?

Every since Kyomies came onto the streets of /NijiEN/ gun violence has went up by 64%
We must preserve a future for our people, Kyomie deportation must occur! Make /NijiEN/ great again!

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!