/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>2,125 days since Cover Corp stole your name.
>DEV_IS is an established brand. ReGLOSS is continues to flourish.
>Exactly what you needed.
>Your elevated status grants you the privilege to collaborate with Hololive members on equal footing. With HER.
>The first few collabs with Her go smoothly.
>Yet, you can't stand the way she laughs. How she talks! How she says your intro spiel with such relish - as if she wrote it!
>During one collab stream, you were THIS close to strangling her with the very hands that wrote the words that came out of her mouth.
>But no. You stop yourself. Bide your time. If there's anything left to pride yourself on, it's your patience.
>Then the day arrives. An off-collab.
>That pink-haired retard that's always with her was supposed to come too.
>But today, she's absent. Indisposed due to a well-placed laxative in her coffee last night.
>At the yakiniku restaurant, as the meat sizzles on the grill, and the Impostor drums up topics to talk about...
>You think to yourself - when was the last time YOU had yakiniku?
>A little memory resurfaces, and a smirk forms. AYT. I'm gonna eat yakiniku with your money...
>You wonder. Did they steal that too?
>"Hey, Ao-kun, I'm glad you joined me," she says to you, eyelashes fluttering amid the smoky haze. "I thought you'd be too cool for something like this."
>"I aim to please," you respond, suppressing the urge to gag.
>After a while, the Yakiniku off-collab ends. As you walk out of the restaurant, into the city streets, she has her back turned to you.
>Now's your chance.
>Concealed in your left sleeve is a sharp mangaka pen. As you draw it out, its icy point grazes your palm.
>"Hey, Ao-kun, I have a question..."
>Your focus narrows, pinpointing where her right carotid artery must be. One swift strike, and it's all over - for Her and for you.
>But suddenly, she turns around, her blue eyes locking onto yours.
>It's only now that you notice that she had the little stars in them too.
>"What do you think about dating other girls?" she asks.
>The pen remains concealed behind your palm, hidden from her view. If you act swiftly, you can thrust it in her direction.
>"I'm popular with women, but... I've never really done it before," you say, stalling for time.
>Then, for some god-forsaken reason, she takes hold of your hand with one of hers.
>"What if you're dating me?" she asks.
>Your eyes widen. Did she just say what you think she did?
>"Huh?"
>"What's wrong?" she tilted her head to one side, her gaze curious. "Not interested? Or... hey, what's that in your hand?"
>You slide the pen back into its sheathe.
>"Nothing," you respond as if all is well.
>"So... would you consider dating the one and only, your diamond in the rough, your shooting star, Hoshimachi Suisei?"
>That's it.
>In a surge of anger, you reach for the pen in your sleeve again. This time, you'll follow through!
>"I... haven't really done it with a girl either," she admits. "But you're just so darn handsome."
>That made you pause. Maybe you were being too hasty with things.
>"Well, if you're being so forward," you say, sliding the pen back into your sleeve, "Sure."
>You can use this.