/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33586647
Ah, Ligger! I knew I was forgetting someone important, do forgive my short sightedness, elven whimsies do leave a man in a forgetful state of mind.
>>33586722
>8000 calories a day, depending on their activity level.
> Deadbeats are also pretty familiar with Deadsloth milk, which is incredibly rich, much more like heavy cream than cow's milk. Those would be good starting points to look into the plumpification of Deadbeats.
Sloth Milkshakes advertised as protein and muscle growth enhancers quietly integrated into the diet of priestesses through a subtle, patient, but diligent campaign. Increased weight is blamed on other products frequent in the average diet and when suspicions grow too large, the recipe is swapped with a less calorically potent shake with a near identical taste but with very subtle differences to cause a preference for the original. Seasonally, these swaps will become more frequent with the intention of labeling newly gained fat as Winter Weight.
After the population grows comfortable with these shakes as a semi regular enjoyment, introduce a caffeine variant, Chocolate Sloth Milkshake. This milkshake will be advertised to push both the muscle enhancing aspect of the milkshake as well as the energetic invigoration of caffeine, the hard working people of /morig/ will assumedly appreciate a food item that appears to promote a greater work ethic and heightened attention. Slowly begin to phase out the actual protein milkshake until there is only the original, which by this point will assumedly be preferred as the superior version unconsciously. Await Results.