/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73638160
there are two facts in this world
1. i love my oshi
2. you will die mad

>>72869613
i got one last year and i've been spending my money in all sorts of places and i even bought a ton of new clothes, it's so fun to have income, i should probably be saving it but idc cus i got this job just to be able to have money to have fun

>>71707116
If Sonny was molested on the train, it should be by a woman, and he would immediately lash an arm out after someone grabbed his bulge out of nowhere, and knock several people to the ground with his strength. He is unceremoniously thrown out of the car at the next station as people automatically assumed that he was the instigator, and the last thing he sees as the train cars close and he's picking himself off the ground is the molester woman's face, her smug countenance being burned into his memory ever since. After the station managers let him go with a shrug and no care to look into the situation, Sonny goes home and gets to work, noting every single thing he remembered about her. Her plain, stringy black hair, her thin eyebrows, even details like the tag of her shirt that he recalled as he combed over every millisecond of his memories on that train ride. After finally amassing a profile, he started to stalk the stations along the line he rode. He spent mornings pretending to enjoy the fresh air as his eagle eyes zeroed in on any woman who looked even slightly similar to the molester. He pretended to sketch the scenery when in actuality he was taking extensive notes on each woman in the area.
And finally, after 4 months of dogged pursuit, he spotted her. It wasn't a cold chill that went down his spine when he saw her tapping mindlessly on her phone, waiting for the train one fateful afternoon, her pointed heels just mere inches from the tracks. Instead, it was a cold, calculating, pinpoint of purpose. He knew what he had to do. His muscles were wound up in anticipation as he tipped his baseball cap lower, to hide his hair, to hide his striking eyes lest she recognize him. He crept up behind her, keeping several feet of space between them. The incoming train honked its loud, whining horn. The wind picked up around them. As it rushed into the station, he pushed her.

>>70611174
Don't care, I always used Ryujin sex and my secondhand modded Japanese Nintendo 3DS.

>>69293539
If she lived in his area, he'd make sure to look out for any fair skinned woman with thin black hair wearing his oshimark as earrings and he'd find that Briskadet, confirming it's really her due to the mole on her ear. He will make note of the places she frequents, maybe even inconspicuously drop an Airtag into her purse, which she will not notice since most women's purse interiors are so full of garbage that one measly little white thing would be easily missed. This way, he will be able to plan on introducing himself during a time where she is both in public and completely alone, far from home. Maybe it's at the train station as she waits for the last train home after a night out. He approaches her and pretends he's also waiting for the train. He says a casual comment to the Briskadet, like "man this train is late", while throwing in one of his signature soft laughs. Maybe it takes her a second to connect the dots in her head. She smiles awkwardly and answers "Yeah..." while sizing him up. Is she so obsessed with her oshi that she'd hear an average Australian accent and think it was Sonny? But when the dots finally connect in her head, the train station landing is completely empty besides the two of them, and Sonny steps closer to her, his evil intent radiating out of him like an aura.

I want to get Sonny drunk and have my way with his body

The auction ends today, I hope this mofo doesn't cancel the whole thing because of the low bids. So close yet so far.

>>63190860
So your tongue has to be completely relaxed, after that you have to stablish an airflow from your throat to your mouth, it's similar to when you spit out phlegm but without that much strength, then the tip of your tongue will go up and down at great velocity.

>>56301695
nice try but... my eyes are closed
heh..

>won without even doing anything

>>55415152
dw im on the ground waiting to catch her

>>54765445
I can't miss him since I have his karaokes on loop

>>54429099
HOLD DEEZ HANDS

I was watching Luca's guess the nijiliver and recognized sonny's mole in less than a second

>>53394617
Why point it out? It's nice bait for catalog fags to look even more stupid

>>49791130
ive been pretending to be japanese. no one will know because ive been doing my reps

I noticed my sw*tch was one of the early versions and hacked it yesterday, I feel like a God playing n*ntendo games without spending money, I'm playing the new Zelda rn

>>49127907
No. It's good evening.

>>48985986
>and my bloodline
Hehehe, it will end with me you fool...!

>>48967161
I fucking told you all artificial, manufactured drama was going to be the new meta, if more vtubers hop on to this it will kill the community like others in the past, but if it was natural drama about a beloved vtuber it would boost individuals involved. I was so fucking right

>brain activate...
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>simulation complete
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>that didnt do anything

>>47850797
you know it

>>47657499
Keikaku dori da sasuga kami sama no ko

>>47525586
This fat fuck made sounds every time it moved, it was disgusting, luckily I cornered it by using a fly swatter, 4 shoes for multiple close distance attacks and lots of patience