/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phew. That was a lot of poop. Came out looking like Cocoa Pebbles or something. Thank God for the bidet. Constipation is a thing of the past.

Ahhh. No more of those times where I sit on the toilet, squeeze, but nothing seems to come out. Just spray some water and it slides right out like "ploop." This must be how it feels when Piccolo throws off his weighted clothing.

It makes perfect sense to me that Enna is in Nijisanji. Imagine they got Ariana Grande to be a VTuber but she was completely incompetent at streaming. She would still be an amazing acquisition just for her singing talent alone because it's fucking Ariana Grande. That's what happened with Enna. They hit the jackpot and got one of the greatest singers of all time. It literally does not matter what else she does because she is such a good singer that she will always be an important fixture in Nijisanji.

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She understands the importance of bidets so she's good in my book.

I opened Aia's stream and she was talking about bidets. You NEED to buy a bidet if you don't have one. It is so liberating. To be able to poop without standing there wiping for half an hour until my ass starts bleeding. To no longer fear pooping because I know I can just spray a bit and be completely clean. I've never been so happy in my life. I don't know how this technology isn't common everywhere.

Wonderful. A bidet has changed everything. I'm so happy now.