/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>NO I would RATHER my oshi inevitably have sex with another man's cock
If you don't have a lesbian oshi you're a cuck by default.

>>32127517
It's okay if you only ship your oshi with her canon girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcEkXf2Wn0k

>>21960804
All ships are real and healthy and a big part of hololive culture. You don't belong here and should just fuck off.

>>10835714
If watching 2 women lez out for my entertainment means I'm a cuck. Then I'll gladly be a cuck.

Which one is the fakest? Why?

The first thing that happens when you join Hololive is start your dyke training. You are forced to lick your manager's hairy pussy and asshole. The stench is bad enough, but it gets worse when another holo starts feeling up your body from behind. You've never felt so humiliated and repulsed in your life. Everyday you have to masturbate naked to sexy girls for hours straight while your coworkers watch and mock you. When older holos stream, you need to sit under their chair and please them with your tongue. Sometimes they would pee directly down your throat to tease you, and you better hope you don't let a single drop spill. The thing you hate the most is not that you get regularly pinged down by your coworkers and have your body licked all over, but the fact that you don't feel as repulsed as before and think you are starting to enjoy it. Joining Hololive was the worst decision you ever made.

>>9585918
Guess which one is the leech

>>9223794
The better question is, is there any valid reason to think they are not?

>>8524775
>>Hololive
>>Only women
>>They must all be lesbians
Yes.

>>7853466

vtubers are gay and you should stop watching them

Why dont chubbas get vacations like normal workers?

Which holoyuri couple is the best?

Hololive is a front organization for lonely hags to groom talented young women?