/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75377510
>Nerfed boobings
It's krover

>>74220812
>This is what they call 'manly feelings
Miko has pinpointed the real holo audience and truly understands the true essence that made hololive what it is today. cute is justice. cgdct supreme.

>>73739331
I miss my wife

Circlejerking reclineSanji's abysmal recline into the trenches is distracting me from enjoying my oshi to the fullest. How should I cope?

>>73186974
Is this CGDCT?

>>69232211
Abortion Survivor Behaviour

>>68849601
My Oshi is OBSESSED with me. So obsessed in fact she has willingly decided that she'd become a /here/ chuuba just to quench her undying addiction of me. She's so obssessed she's has memorised my typing patterns to the point she can even pinpoint which schizo I am amongst the other irrelevant schizos that harbor these threads. I KNOW because of of my very real but ultimately deluded fantasies of me being THE CHOSEN ONE. The chosen Anon who gets to interact with their oshi while being FULLY aware that it is them. Whenever I sense her presence I NEVER forget to shower her with all the praises my brain can muster up, or write down lists of Karaoke song suggestions for hey, or never forgetting to shill all of her streams, or paint the threads with the countless array of her lewd content. Lord have I won the Gachikoi lottery. I feel like a blessed person right now.

>>68420432
I have a deep rooted nostalgia of those stress free toddler days of mine. A time where me desperately sucking delicious milk from the baby bottles was the peak of my days. OH TAKE ME BACK.

Truth be told I have lost the urge of actively seeking out vtuber schedules on what I should be watching and when I should watch it, Who's live and who isn't live, who tweeted what and when have they tweeted it. All these things are now stuff that I learn exclusively from /here/ through the tried and tested qrd method and spoonfeed requests. I love my /#/ informants. The legion of schizos who work tirelessly to keep me up to date with everything hololive and the wider Vchuuba scene. After years of watching my Oshi's streams, I had forgetten what it felt like to watch something else and that there were other holos out there that I could be watching, that is until I found the /#/ sanctuary threads. My gateway into how I discovered several more oshis for me to enjoy and now I have more than one oshi. my main oshi has now become my secondary oshi and my Kami oshi has now become my favourite oshi. But at this very moment I have found myself having grown dependent on this schizo den of the mentally ill. I'm no different now from the discord vermin who jerk each other off and live in an eternal homogeneous hole of incestuous circlejerks and faggotry. How should I cope?

>>67823964
>She's building a harem of males
How do I self insert?

>>67383973
Amigochi...

>>66638586
>How will the goblins release their pent-up stress now?
I volunteer. I may not be good at rape ASMRs and mic jerkoff streams but I'll try my best. Link to my stream will be posted in 30.

>falling in love with a Vtuber
Becoming emotionally invested like that, in these meaningless PNG internet personalities who are ONLY there to become my entertainment is extremely foreign to me. I only watch to be entertained and so forcing myself into being emotionally disconnected from her as a person, an individual, is the only way that I can enjoy her content to the fullest. Monopolizing her time, her energy, her everything, as if I OWN her entire existence is something that does not compute. When she's sad, I feel NO sympathy. When she's angry, it does NOT bother me. When she's happy, it NEVER resonates with me. Parasocial tendancies leading to parasocial relationships? Is something only sports fags and celebrity worshipers indulge in. That I have indulged in... After years of avoiding a connection, that one moment of cuteness caught me off guard and I found myself having fallen in love with a Vtuber. I have fallen... I have peered into the chasm that leads nowhere even though I have NEVER deluded myself into thinking that my Oshi can somehow jump out of the screen and become my significant other. And yet those thoughts which I have suppressing for years have caught up with me. I have fallen in love with a Vtuber. My cumrag. My Property
My WIFE. How should I cope?

>Yuri ships
How do I self insert?

>>64052002
Abortion Survivor Behaviour

>>63818868
Is this GFE?

>>60544677
Is Towa GFE?

>kissing my oshi through the monitor screen for the first time because the other anons here keep hyping it up
The urge was too much for me bros. I just couldn't resist. It's over for me. It's so over. Do it once, and the urge of doing it again will strike, and you'll keep doing it several more times. aiEEEeeeeeee I can never be normal again. What's my cope?

>>59961462
I miss my wife.

>>59716820
>Abortion Survivor Behaviour

>>59629857
>Abortion Survivor Behaviour

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

>>59514684
Is this GFE for cucks?

>>59493734
>GFE
I Love and Adore my Oshi but what if she graduates. How would I cope?