/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How about a classic guys, you like those right?

To the thread of /hlgg/ rode a gosling one fine day
Hardly posted in the thread he didn’t have too much to say
No one dare call him a schizo no one dared call him a jerk
The gosling there among them was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk

‘Twas the middle of dead hours when he scrolled into the thread
There were no hologirls streaming so the general appeared dead
“What did you just have for breakfast?” came the surveyposting twerps
But the gosling didn’t reply
He was only there to lurk
Only there to lurk…

In this thread there lived a schizo by the name of Ration Rat
Many mods had tried to ban him but he only called them fags
He’s a schizo and shitposter and a NEET at 24,
And the threads that he had ruined numbered 1 and 19 more.
1 and 19 more

Now the gosling hadn’t caught up on his reps or so it seemed
He had only just woken up, didn’t catch the recent streams
He was here for cute reactions or a YouTube-worthy clip
Or if maybe there was more fuel for his favorite yuri ship
Favorite yuri ship

Wasn’t long before the story was relayed to Ration Rat
Here’s a brand new gosling poster and a naive one at that
He went scrolling through his archive, a narrative he did find
A perfect schizo post, that would poison gosling’s mind
Poison gosling’s mine

Now the thread was archived quickly it was time for a new one
The OP posted a picture of Kiara with a gun
Folks were watching from the replies as they waited on the thread
They knew this schizo poster’s not about to take his meds
About to take his meds

The new thread had just been started when the two would make their boasts
The quality of the thread depends on all the ritual post
The rrat barely cleared the captcha, ‘fore the Gosling won the day
And the narrative was shut down with an indifferent ogey
Indifferent ogey

It was only a few moments before the new posts hit the thread
And the crazy schizo shitpost flopped as though the post were dead
Soon the janny would read reports, the narrative he would see
He deleted the rrat’s shitpost
He deleted it for free
Deleted it for free

Ogey, ogey
He deleted the rrat’s shitpost
He deleted it for free
The mods on /vt/

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