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>>70715856

More signs of life from the Chammers soon! I can feel it! These past couple of days I've been having Haachama cooking-like dreams, which I choose to believe are prophetic. First dream I recall being in some weirdo's house and I called him a scat fetishist for whatever reason and he gave me a look like picrel. He then proceeded to make "fried rice" by pulling out baking sheet after baking sheet of wriggling maggots and dumping them into a sizzling wok. This dream happened hours before her latest tweet: I was hanging out with a couple of Japanese friends at a Japanese restaurant (weeb I know). I was eating a plate of what looked like sliced beef and remember enjoying the taste very much. First time I've tasted something in a dream, probably cause I go to sleep hungry. After I finished my plate, the manager and the cook personally came to the table to bring me the second serving of the meat. What arrived was a few more slices of the meat as well as the creature's head that the meat came from. It stared at me with an eyeless gaze and grinned at me like a dessicated corpse (look up the Montauk monster). I just stared at it thinking "was this really what I was eating?" and told the Manager and the cook to take it back. After thinking it over though I thought that this is the only chance I'll probably get to eat a fucking cryptid and summoned the will to take it back and eat it which then broke the simulation.

Can I...join...Hololive EN?

.......CAN I?