/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*Yawn* “Watson Detective Agency, currently trying to sle-

>”Hey Watson! Happy Decembewween!”

“Thanks Homestar, now if you don’t mind, I’d like to-“

>”Just thought I’d be all and let you know that you should tune in to see me go down the Steep Deep later!”

“Huh?”

>”You know, the Steep Deep! The tallest mountain in Fwee Countwy, USA! …that mystewiously pops into existence when you mention it. Anyway, the Pwe-game’s-“

“You already did that like Twelve years ago.”

>”…what?”

“You already slid down the Steep Deep. You had Tye Cheat hide a mattress full of broken glass and candy canes sucked down to a point, but Strong Bad switched it out at the last second, so you had to Marzipan’s Mom’s house for Dinner.”

>”…huh.”

“Yeah, you had to deal with Seth and His philosophy department colleagues.”

>”…Well now I’m off to tye op’ Dwawin’ Boawd. Thanks Ame, bye!” *click*

*Yawn* “Well, better check my Santa Traps before going back to sleep. That fat fuck’s gonna pay…”

"Watson Detective Agency, currently on medical leave."

>"Hey Wats-oh."

"Oh hey Homestar, what's up?"

>"I uh, heawd about youw company's new legal thingie and was gonna ask what law fiwm they use."

"I'm only kinda paying attention to that at the moment, what with being sick and all. Something about Slander."

>"Oh, pewfect! Tuwns out a guy named "Litigation Jackson" who advewtises in between late night Matlock we-wuns isn't vewy good at his job."

"You're being slandered by someone? why?"

>"I don't know, but thewe's SOMEONE out thewe telling people that I don't weaw long pants, which is ABSOLUTELY not twue."

"..."

>"...I'm weawing long pants, Watson."

"I'm not healthy enough to have this converation." *click*

>>37468666
I honestly don't know now that I think about it, Satan, I just know that I want it.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson!"

"Homestar."

>"So uhh... what's up?"

"Not much, 2 year anniversary, got a collaboration with Among Us, working on my fish tanks and building terrariums. How about you?"

>"Oh, just waiting fow the Baloneym'n to make his last twip 'wound here befowe Summew ends."

"...What."

>"You know, the Baloneym'n! He's a guy with a sketchy past who drives a twuck and sells you Baloney sandwiches!"

"..."

>"He's got one based on that one big Summew Blockbustew that came out!"

"..."

>"You know, the Sequel!"

"Homestar, that's the most absurd thing I've heard. And I've played video games with both a zombie and a peafowl within the last week."

>"What's that? Sowwy, couldn't heaw you over the sounds of Stwong Sad in pain. I think someone wan ovew his bookstand again!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd you’we sellin’ Caws now!”

“Yeah, kinda hard to run a Taxi service when your garage gets snapped from existence.”

>”Uhh…”

“I mean, when your garage gets uhh… burninated… or someone crams a Swiss cake roll in the server.”

>”Ohh, I get it. So uh… anything else?”

“Myth celebrated it’s 2 year anniversary!”

>”two yeaws alweady? Happy biwthday Watson!”

“Homestar, it’s not my bir-“

>”Can I get you to pose with my lil’ puddin? I wanna post it to my pawents gwoup!”

“Ask me again after the new year. How about you Homestar?”

>”Oh, Stwong Bad got a new game for his Lappy, so I got to make a couple o’ “Contwactually Obligated Appeawances”

“You do anything helpful?”

>”No. but hey, somebody’s gotta make that money!”

“Sounds nic-Hang on Homestar, the next Battle Royale’s starting, I gotta go.”

>”Don’t fowget to get ye flask!”

New Strong Bad video out.

>>31833615
Imagine being the guy who made this.

"Watson Detective Agency... and Taxi Service!"

>"Hey Watson! Got a new gig, huh?"

"Yep! I've started my own Taxi company, Homestar. First half of the ride is free!"

>"Ooh, can I get a wide to Bub's Concession Stand?"

"D-Don't you live within walking distance of that place?"

>"Yeah, but Twaffic is WEALLY bad lately, thanks to all the people twyin' the Stwongbadian Wiverquest Safawiventuwe!"

"The what?"

>"yeah, I twied it once, Pwobably the wowst thwee thousand dollaws I evew spent. and I bought an Ouya!"

"Homestar I'm not driving out to Free Country, USA just to give you a ride to Bubs' place! Now do you have a case for me or not?"

>"Well ummm... I gotta case of Buttdance!"

"What."

>"Buttdancin' again, like the Whythm's down youw pants now!"

"I'm ending this conversation before I puke."

”Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Can you help me find some ideas for my Halloween costume this yeaw?”

“I would, but I just got done participating in the HoloID cup meet.”

>”Oh, a Spowts meet, eh? Well, sounds you need a li’l coaching from the ol’ captain of the team! Well fiwst, We’ll-“

“Homestar, the games are already over.”

>”…oh. It’s alweady ovew?”

“Yep.”

>”oh I see.”

“so uh, what sport do you even play anyway?”

>Oh! Well, the thing about is-PWEOWW!”

“…I think he just bolted from his house without hanging up.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! You evew lose a bet?"

"Not one I'm willing to admit to, no."

>"Oh. 'cause I was just thinking about the time I had to spent the night at the King of Town's castle!"

"Homestar, that was Strong Bad."

>"Oh, wight. Well how about that time I lost out on a batch of Gwumblecakes because I said something stupid!"

"Homestar, that was also Strong Bad, and you actually won that bet."

>"Oh. oh yeah, I did. I wondew why I don't wemembew that..."

"I'm betting on Head Trauma."

>"Well how about the time i had to live in my Dumples mascot costume?"

"Homestar, that was because you locked yourself out of your own house! Then you caught fire because you were roasting a juice box over an open flame."

>"Oh yeah! Polymascotfoamulate~"

"Homestar, do you have a case for me? I really need to start streaming soon."

>"Well... uhh..."

"..."

>'...can I intewest you in some Witches' B-"

*click*

Technically Grudgeposting myself on this one.

I don't get it, I saw almost zero tribalfagging despite Mumei's first collab after the offcollab arc being with Ame & they are planning 3D collab next.
But with Mumei & Gura, it suddenly means they hate Ame or something?

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe in an awm wwestling contest!"

"Oh, hey Homestar. yeah, I got a chance to meet the other girls, and we did arm wrestle each other."

>"Soo... did you win?"

"Nah, I got second place."

>"Ooohh... Did I ever tell you about the time I had to team up with Pom-Pom to fight Stwong Bad and Stwong Mad for the staw on my shiwt?"

"Wait, I thought that wasn't Canon."

>"We like to wefewence it evewy now and then."

"So what ended up happening?"

>"Stwong Bad lost pawt of his face and wipped up my staw."

"What?! How?!"

>"Shoved a bomb down my thwoat, then he punched me in the stomach, so I thwew it and the mawshmallows I ate stuck it to his face and it exploded."

"So wait, Strong Bad ripped the star off your shirt, got his butt kicked so hard so He tried to detonate a bomb in your stomach, oh for it to backfire so hard he lost a chunk of his own head, then you kicked him hard enough to physically create a new star for your t-shirt?"

>"Yep!"

"Okay, now you're just making things up, Homestar. I don't have time for this, I gotta go walk Bubba and Mikki!" *click*

>>28491567
Oh hey, their thread got deleted, no wonder they come here.

>>27701627
>validating the retard
I never respond to him, let alone give him a name like a celebrity he wants.
I'm here to talk about Ame, my oshi.

>Gura’s birthday stream
>Ame/Gura karaoke yesterday
>Gura/Kiar/Ina Off-collab
>More coming in the days to come
Ollie’s out of the hospital

Today was a good day.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I-"

"Sorry Homestar, but I'm kinda busy trying to become Elden Lord by crushing everything with my massive ass."

>"Ooh, Elden Lowd? Sounds like one of them "Thy Dungeonman" kinda things. You awe standing in a woom with a flask. Youw exits awe Nowth, South and Dennis."

"Can I get the flask?"

>"You cannot get ye flask."

"Is it trapped?"

>"Um, no."

"Is it stuck?"

>"Um, I don't think so."

"Then I take the stupid flask!"

>"Uhh, that was a load-beawing Flask. The woom collapses awound you and you die. Game Over!"

"WHAT?! That's so dumb! I hate this stupid game! I'm outta here!" *click*

"...uhhh, I fowgot why I called this numbew."

>>23995958
I beleeb...

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, It's Homestaw."

"Hey Homestar, how was your April Fools Day?"

>"I was pawt of an impowtant expewimental competition involving the cawe of "Aww-H-Bs"!"

"Aww-HBs?

>"Weal Human Babies!"

"What the crap?"

>"They wewe just sandwich baggies of Banana Pudding. And we wewe competing for a sandwich baggie of Pistachio Pudding."

"So... who won?"

>"Coach Z. Who gave us the assignment. So uhh... could you see if Lil' Absowby juniow has an "accident"?"

"Homestar, I'm a Detective, not an Hitman."

New Strongbad Email

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you've got some new employees at youw black mawket countewfeiting company!"

"Homestar, I don't run a counterfeiting company! (Not yet anyway) You must be thinking of our new kouhai in the Indoesnian branch! Yeah, We've got a secret agent, a rain shaman and a blacksmith!"

>"Blacksmith? is that like a Poopsmith?"

"A what?"

>"A Poopsmith! You know, that guy who shovels a pile of whatsit outside of the King's castle all day!"

"I... think I'm starting to get a migraine..."

>"Ooh, does youw secwet agent have a cool codename?! Like, Beef Blastbody, Fightgaw, or even... Fiwebewt!"

"Uh, Firebert and Fightgar are Cheat Commandos, Homestar."

>"Buy all theiw playsets and toys!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd youw viwtual pizza company just debuted a new batch of Homestaws!”

“Oh hey Homestar, you must be talking about the new Holostars that debuted.”

>”We’ll yeah, I didn’t even know thewe wewe mowe of me out thewe!”

“Oh, they’re not Honestars, Homestar. They’re Idols.”

>”…oh.”

“Yeeeeahhh…”

>”…”

“…”

>”…did I evew tell you I wanted to get into male modeling?”

“Bubba’smakingamessgottagobye.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Can you help me beat this game?"

"Uh, okay. What game are you playing?"

>"Um, it's called 'Thy Dungeonman". I'm standing in a dungeon, and the only diwections I can go awe Nowth, South, and Dennis."

"North, South and... Dennis?"

>"Um, yeah. Uh, and there's a flask."

"Can you get the Flask?"

>"Umm... No. I cannot get ye Flask."

"What? Try again!"

>"Um, nope. still cannot get ye Flask."

"That's dumb! Try again, there has to be a clue to getting the flask!"

>"oh hey! I got the Flask! Aaaaand I'm dead. Hooway! I beat the game! Thanks Watson!" *click*

"What?! Getting the Flask kills you?! What a dumb game! Great, now I'm in a bad mood. Stupid game..."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson!"

"Homestar."

>"Did I evew tell you about the time I stole a Photo Booth fwom a wandom wedding and I tuwned out to be haunted?"

"You did. and it turned out that the "ghost" was just the Cheat's gold tooth that he lost thanks to those black and orange loose tooth removers you guys had."

>"And we all lived happily evew aftew! except Stwong Bad. He weally wanted those demonic bawf powews."

"Oh that's easy, just eat a mouthful of Wasabi."

>"Wow, weally? I um... gotta go... shuck some cown. Pre-oww!"

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"..."

"Um, Hello?"

>"Oh, Hello! Welcome to Homestawwunnew.net!"

"Homestar, I'm pretty sure this is a phonecall, not a website... and isn't it dot com?"

>"Oh, wight. Homestawwunnew dot net, it's dot com!"

"Try again Homestar..."

>"...Welcome aboard the USS Homestawwunner.com, I am youw captain, Homestaw Wunnew-"

"Try again."

>"Bienvenidos a Homestawwunnew.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—"

"Voy a colgar ahora."

>>18006369
my laptop stalled while I was writing the post and didn't notice until after I hit send.

>>16756845
do crossover phone conversations count?