/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pankophile Apocrypha 10:1. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Phase Beeko The Smug? I thought not. It’s not a story normalfags would tweet about. It’s a Norwegian brown cheese salting forum legend. Phase Beeko was a guerilla chuuba of the Coons, so sassy and so bratty she could use her memes to turn average Craigslist users into rabid shitposters… She had such a knowledge of MAL’s review score system that she could even keep the ones she cared about from being cancelled. The Rickroll side of vtubing is a pathway to menhera abilities some consider to be… tomfoolery[\spoiler]. She became so schizo… the only thing she was afraid of was becoming a lewdtuber like Panko Manko, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her alter ego how to surf limewire, then her alter ego rratted her out while streaming Chilla’s Art’s adaptation of a Gravity Falls fanfiction written by the studio’s sole janitor as a veiled threat. Ironic. She could save others from artism, but not herself.