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Rate my Feet analyst for Holo EN
Kiara: Smooth, womanly feet, with beautifully clear skin. Almost excessively preened, the nails are beautifully manicured with bright nailpolish and the cuticles of her nails are clearly shaped and moisturized. The heel is so delicate that holding it is like holding a piece of fruit. They are faintly perfumed, which some might consider in bad taste, but for others has a kind of elegant maturity. 8.5/10, somewhat biased from me

Ina: Feet that are very frequently bare, and it shows. Little bits of lint between the toes, no signs of tanning, naturally lovely and somewhat small feet that are unfortunately not particularly cared for. The skin is a bit dry around the heel and the soles, suggesting lack of concern for their overall appearance. Somewhat free of odour if that's your thing. 7.5/10 but with potential
Amelia: If you weren't aware these were a woman's feet, you might not be able to tell. Stubby, mannish toes with toenails that are badly in need of trimming. A deeply acidic odour which many would find offensive but nevertheless may appeal to some tastes. If you look closely there are hairs growing between the toes, which is an uncommon feature on any feet, male or female. The skin is dry and cracked, perhaps even with a few hairline cuts from total lack of concern. Not only are these feet rarely moisturized or groomed, but they are seldom washed. Truly a wilderness. Not my cup of tea but again, appeals to niche tastes. 3/10
Gura: Cute little feet. Smooth, youthful skin with perhaps the odd cut or bandage from getting into all kinds of trouble. There's a tan line at about the ankle from wearing ankle-socks. Toenails are trimmed but not painted, maybe just a little dirty with some soil between the toes from some intrepid adventure she'd recently been on. Handling them is mostly charming due to how petite and quaint they are, but they have a kind of youthful innocence. 7/10
Mori: Large, masculine feet with long toes. Her pale skin causes her azure veins to be visible upon close inspection. The toes are a bit red from being stuffed into high heels that are a size smaller than she ought to be wearing. This has caused the cuticles of her nails to be worn and even somewhat torn in places. A hangnail is not altogether unlikely. These are stressed feet that need more care. 6/10

Can you imagine how Haachama's feet must taste like after a long day of streaming? How her feet must smell like after marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria inside her sneakers like it was some prized fermented abrosia? When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of potent stink to contend with! Imagine seeing Haachama dip her toes in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish! No wonder the Japanese tried to research her foot odor to use as a poison weapon to attack Pearl Harbor!