/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>all this IRyS seethe
What prompted this schizo to attach himself to her? Did he just selected a random holomem to get mad at?

Why is Mumei melting down after every song?

>>61157456
I haven't watched the song due to not having time but my brain decided it'd be the Seaking song. Like, Pokemon Seaking.
Sneaking Seaking Seaking Seaking (x99)

>>56097011
Unironically if there's context for it like they're playing GTA I don't see why you shouldn't be able to. Darn YouTube and it's one size fits all way of doing things.

>>55403542
I've seen the same posts here after Council debuted, and then again after HoloX.
>no, THIS time the debut buff will last forever! Gura Killers for real this time!
It's all just retarded shitposts to me now.

>>54867114
>swim in shark infested waters
>get eaten by a shark
Nothing personnel

>>54426523
Mythfag here, I have no problems with Cover realizing their mistakes and finally treating EN branch seriously. Anybody who's seething at new girls for petty reasons are retarded.

>>50129877
Between the endless sea of forgotten Nijis and Flayon and co. Yeah, a lot of "failed" talents probably could do better.
Y'know, because the bar was set so high.

You know a long time ago I was in Gura's chat and I made a joke about putting Gura on a leash and she saw/commented on it.
Gura would prefer a harness.

I feel like she'd never get mad at her kids.

Mori can make all the music she wants but deep down you know she will never play the bagpipes.
Not because of lack of ability but could you imagine Mori, already weird by virtue of being a Jrapper and singer, come out one day and just *bagpipes*
Ok I'll stop.

>>41850078
Yeah, I only remember him because I'm old. If you know his theme song it's now playing in your head. You're welcome.
Just remember, old streams are gold streams.
Remember when Gura was playing Minecraft and she drank some milk from a vending machine and then saw that it was Ina milk?
Gura was like euuuuuuuh
Euuuuuuuuuuh
I'm still laughing about it. It's so simple but it's the funniest thing Hololive has ever done.

>>41072077
All out of Ina I'm afraid. It's just Kronii from here on out.
Oops all Kronii...because we HAVE to have that SEX APPEAL.

/ggg/ is my therapist

>>39938694
I've already lost christmas spirit.
Back to living my nightmare.

>>39224345
I'd play a shota vtuber character. I have the added bonus of getting straight shotad when I was in my early teens so I'm immune to what role play might come out of that position.
It's a bonus for me, it means I don't have to act like a fujo baiter but I'd probably end up acting like a genderbent Hiyoko Saionji from Danganronpa 2.
I'll make an entire goddamn career out of being a shitposting shota. Try me Cover.

>>38095112
>>38095236

when you fuck her in bed
its his face in her head
NETORAREEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs

>>37005864
>Twitch Streamers
>straight
That's how we got into this mess in the first place with Tempus.
Let me in Yagoo. I will be the first straight white male in Holostars. I will be a brotuber and correct the mistakes you have made in the EN market so far since you CLEARLY can't be relied on for your decision making.
I may even stream more than once a week, utterly destroying most of your current talent in terms of hours streamed.
Let me save you.

Not a bad take. I'm severely deaf so I'm in the Shizune camp. Always looking for my Misha.

Oshi: Kiara
Problem: Can't communicate well because I miss a lot in conversations, especially in crowded areas.
By every metric I'm successful. I have no debt, I've created a lot and if emergency struck I've got a pretty handy safety net.
I've been in relationships with cutters and I'm always the strong one. So when I need help due to deafness my significant other falls apart.
Seeing these strong(er) girls being Vtubers and using that voice of theirs, well, it's hard not to search for my Misha.
I'll watch any of them as a whole, but I want that reliable significant other. Who is more reliable than Kiara?
That and I want to travel to Japan. It's bad enough in English where it sounds like everyone is making animal crossing noises. Just on skillset alone Kiara could bridge that gap.
Well, she's cute too. That helps a lot.
I have no voice but I must scream, so instead I shitpost and meme.
Thanks for giving me this stupid handicap God. I just wanted to be a U.S. Navy Cargo Pilot but nooo...
At least Vtubers are fun.

>>36547658
Kek I would smile ear to ear if they started allowing real artists the way of old Newgrounds. Remember those old celeb kill flash games?
Fuck we still need a substitute for Flash too. We're losing so much of the creative potential of the internet because of these garbage platforms.
Artists can't thrive in a censored world because by their very nature they create new things and push boundaries. A platform that understands that would be pure magic.
Hell, everyone likes Melody and she's from chaturbate. I've yet to see someone hate her vtubing style. An open world. Imagine. I hate this sanitized world so much.

No Gura today but reminder she will go all girly next year

THERE IT IS

GURA AND HER BOOMER SONG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm only getting a few people watching my stuff as VODs. I'm just playing games in my backlog and giving commentary.
I was gonna play the games anyway so why not stream it?