/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26882640
But of course. Who wouldn't want the power to bend the very laws of nature to his will? Alas, one summer night in the city, the comeliest of those sirens asked – and worse yet, received – permission to hold my hand as we made our way through the empty streets. And just so, no supernatural powers were awakened on my birthday.

>>26884304
And that is all well, but heed my tale young ones. With the vily semen demons you never know; they might be in our midst this very moment, plotting. Your vital essences are always in danger. Be ever vigilant.