/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5124677
>>5124735

I only noticed I fucked up that sentence after posting.

Point made.

>>4933118
Holy shit 100% this. Coco's graduation would've been the final straw.

>>4793446
Clean your desktop friend

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>Impromptu Shitposting Review

I should've seen it coming.

>>2183508
>friend invites me to drink a her place
>late night
>"Anon it's late, the trains aren't running, it's better if you spend the night here"
>agree after she insists
>only has one bed
>middle of summer, hot as fuck
>starts mentioning how she likes to sleep naked
>"H-Haha..."
>completely missed cue and fell asleep

>>1110853
>mid-2020
>"I'll just get an APU until Ampere releases"

>>1014375
Just suppress the thought

>>1004302
Shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up, I can't handle this kind of shit anon...

>>727978
Nowhere near as close. Anyone who says otherwise is a newfag who see the birth of horsefuckers. They are degenerates in every sense of the word. An example: know the cumjar meme? Take a guess how it came about.

I want to live in a house with all the Hololive EN gals, but I wouldn't want to have an harem or anything, I'd just want to take care of them and be their personal maid. They don't even have to care bro, I just want to be important to someone.

>>290856
Before I go on and speak about this, I would like to point out that I sincerely feel ashamed of this. But here, I rant on anyways.
Fubuki is the absolutely most adorable little fox that I have seen. Her fluffy tail, those beautiful sparkling emerald eyes, the perfect shape to match up my preference, and her positive and wholesome personality, and her honest care and love for all her fans. I literally swear to god, if she did a stream where she just stares at us, or doing literally nothing, I would be there to watch the whole thing, and watch it again in my free time. I absolutely admire Fubuki in all of her greatness. I just want to be cuddled up in her arms and stay like that for as long as we could. But of course, I understand the sad truth that I will never be able to achieve what I previously mentioned.
For now, I try my utmost best to save my money and support her with whatever savings I have, no matter what it takes. I just love her so much. As if she's the sauce to my spaghetti. (<- I understand that's a bad one)
I'm always praying for the best for her, so she will have another great day to live through, and she can always bring a smile to my face whenever. In my darkest of times, I could literally just think about her, and my good mood will be almost fully restored just by that. Yes. Nothing else in the world could ever be more astounding than her. She is completely perfect.
I am truly honored to be a "simp" for this astonishingly beautiful girl.