/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

In the days even before the old calendar, the great master slug was the wisest among all.
Many, including the accursed one, who then still had the name of idol hopeful, came to her for advice.
One of such students was a young Anya Melfissa.
From her, she learned the arts of manager larping and many wise lessons did she borrow for years to come.
But one day, the young Anya came to the great slug and asked a question
"Master, you give so many advice to get numbers, yet you apply none to yourself. Why is that? You could be powerful across all regions"
To this, the slug calmly replied " because i hate all my viewers, specially (you)"
"But why?" replied the young anya.
" Because you keep all pretending to be me and because you have been shitting all over my favorite anime" she answered.
To this the young Anya replied "Well woman, first of all, that's called avatarposting, and it doesnt mean we are pretending to be you, no one is that stupid as to believe it is you writing our posts. And second of all we werent shitting on Witch Hunter Robin, we were just saying it was kind of mid"
"Fuck off 5% fags"

Later that master slug swore of never to stream again and faked her death, only to reappear under the Buddhist name of Dizzy Dokuro of the hidden Colonoscopy, and has now over 1000 viewers on youtube. She however omitted the bit about Witch Hunter Robin on her debut slides.

Book of the flowing stream XXXVI - 100 A. A/P (according Anya Petra calendar)

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