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>>55972734
>the way she beats around the bush and struggles to find the right words
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>> No.54044271 [View]
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ROSEMI LOVES GOSLING BROS
WE'RE FUCKING IN

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fuck

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>>39526493
I dunno about you, but i'm LOVING this ride so far
it's fucking great
I love MGS and I love pomu

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>>37231465
>we have a cute indian rosebud who browses here
god damn life is unfair bros
I just want to sweep her off her feet and bring her to america, where she'll own several chain dairy queens in our local metropolitan area and despite never making an actual profit will remain open until we both die.
i WILL save her from the toilet witches and potty train her myself

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So did Pomu ever say what was bothering her? or is she still being weirdly coy instead of saying, "we cant go to NijiFes because management didnt let us know if it was going on and we cant book any flights"

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>ywn hear pomu's reaction to "PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to, "why are we here... just to suffer"
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to seeing Huey
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to the AI Pod
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to finding out Man on Fire is Volgin
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to seeing sahelanthropus for the first time
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to seeing quiet
>ywn hear pomu's reaction to seeing d-dog

ITS NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

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>>30979655
>Gosling is a beta
He's literally me...

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just end it for me Pomu

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>>28958938
1. pull back the curtain
2. get in the shower
3. close the curtain
4. turn on the tap
5. check water temperature
6. turn on the shower head
7. get wet
8. use exfoliating charcoal soap on face (I get skin flakes otherwise)
9. rinse off charcoal soap
10. lather shampoo on hair
11. really work that in (I've got dense hair)
12. rinse it off
13. lather up body wash
14. get arms, armpits, back, kneepits, legs, crotch (but not the glans of the penis that shit ain't good for it, just use water there) and asscrack in that order
15. rinse off
16. turn off the tap
17. get towel
18. dry head to toe
19. pull back curtain and step out of the shower
20. look in mirror
21. realise I'm Ryan Gosling
22. realise I will never have a Pomu gf
23. smash mirror in despair
24. put "new mirror" on shopping list

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>>28366975
>Nice lala land
Thank you, I DID win a Golden Globe because of it after all.

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broken... just like me...

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Bros, I can't wait for Pomu's birthday tomorrow. She's gonna be super cute and breedable

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>>27840854
you WISH i had a 4 inch flaccid cock, i have a 5.5 inch flaccid cock

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>only an hour of Pomu today
im NGMI bros... im too parasocial...

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RYAN GOSLING
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOO

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>ywn EVER EVER EVER GET A GIRL WHO'S AS INVESTED IN METAL GEAR AS POMU

IM CRYING TOO BUT NOT FOR SNAKE POMU

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>>27410467
>>Plays video games in adulthood
Yep
>>Into Star Wars, anime, etc.
Yep
>>Interested in fitness
I have a 6 pack and i'm probably the most /fit/ anon here
>>Works as a software developer
Nope, too dumb for engineering
>>Uncut
yep
>>Overweight
nope
>>No past experience with women
yep
>>Doesn't play at least one instrument
Guitar and Drums

>> No.27202965 [View]
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POMU WATCHED RYAN GOSLING MOVIE
SHES ACTUALLY US

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>>26648818
she's just like me...

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Pomu's EX voice... her deep inhales... he cute giggles... I miss you so much Pomu...

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>>18505577
just let me feel happy for a little bit

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>>18227238
she's perfect...

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