/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me
>shitting while watching Nene on my phone
>notice that i have big ass back valley girl nails
>start cutting nails
>while watching Nene
>eyes wide open, staring at her shoveling dirt
>WOOSH
>The cut off nail flies into my eyes at mach 2 speed
>slides right under my upper eyelid
>starts to panic and blinks rapidly hoping it will come out
>scratches up my fucking eyeballs
>screams like a little girl and try to pull it out
>slides further and further into my skull
>i can feel it behind my left eyeball
>call the ambulance
>i can still feel it behind my eyes

Im waiting for the ambulance it has been 6 minutes but it feels like hours im feeling dizzy already im scared i dont want to lose my fucking eyeball what about my hunting carrier fuckfuckfuckfuck someone help

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