/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ever notice that there's less flow from the sink when you flush the toilet? Pretty sus if you ask me...

>>21893906

[whimsical background music]

GURA??? <span class="xae" data-xae="blush">😳</span><span class="xae" data-xae="blush">😳</span><span class="xae" data-xae="blush">😳</span>

Gura, "Domo, Ame Desu" was RIGHT THERE

>>21355903
I read the spoiler, very carefully.
I was replying to both posts. "Nobody is explaining anything" while replying to someone who is. Perpetuating the fucking lie that it hadn't been explained before. Guess what?
It has been this >>10616799 simple since September. It isn't my fucking job or anyone else's to explain eighth grade math to you.
>>10617858 >>10617897 >>10618220
If you're making a suggestion, then you damn well better be able to explain why it's a good idea beyond "it will be fun" the only fucking reason given in support for it back then, by the way >>10617071 >>10616658 up front when people are giving you several reasons why it isn't, if you don't expect it to be shot down.

So now, very carefully, go fuck yourself.

God, she's so autistic

>>21016996
She said the feelings go both ways and it's symbiotic. I don't think she cares what Twitch streamers think, she treats it as a real relationship and tries to smell her fanmail. She'll probably find new ways to interact with us at conventions and such.

>>20700876
What makes Ame the true protagonist? I don't get it despite seeing it a bunch

>>20603375
Based

>>20504347
>that smug
PERFECT

>>20374360
That took me a second to process

>>20349609
>Inconclusive data entry

>>20156642
>in 2021, Kronii says her birthday is on March 14th
>in 2022, Kronii celebrates her birthday on March 13th
Her birthday isn't Pi day, it's Daylight Savings, when the clock goes forward.

Eminem is his initials, M and M

You guys don't know how monumentous this is. No other vtuber has ever reached 3 million aside from Kizuna and she only got that due to the hiatus buff. 2 million is STILL a hard feat to accomplish and not even behemoths like Pekora have reached that plateau.

Building a statue of her outside of their HQ would be too generous. But since this is Cover we're talking about, they should at least do an official tribute commemorating the occasion and have a video of all their talents congratulating her individually including Yagoo himself. They should also mail 3D equipment to her so that she can do it from home. God knows how much money Gura has made for the company, at least give her some proper restitution.

>>19659132
woah that's a lot of text i'm not gonna read

>>19646994
Every minute on a lift I must face the fear of possibly running into some ped in a hurry, and they're all in a hurry.
It's a good thing I'm good at my job.

LOLI MENTION UOOOOHHHHHHH

>>19557704
*core memory unlocked*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcu3Eqr697A

>>19195123
>playing around a bit before streaming
>draw a p0n0s because who the hell wouldn't?
>hastily draws a flower over it before stream because yab
>the perfect crime "huhaha"
>game literally exposes her on stream with video evidence
This was a full Gura moment.

Gura almost talked about "that" last stream before deciding not to, but I wonder if she was referring to Rushia or Russia.

>>19053608
LET'S GOOOO

I'm just here to love Gura. I love Gura.