/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hi /vt/

I want to learn how to Selenpost. In the midst of other people going batshit on this site, there's these awesome people that Selenpost. However, I'm not too familiar with it.

Afaik, Selenposting is basically greentext or shitposts with a picture of Selen?

Idek, give me the best shit you got lmao

>>21541848
Drinking a cup of Luxiem's cum

Vox
>Thick, pungent and sticks in your throat. Would be bad if it somehow didn't make you get drunk on it's scent and texture. You can't get enough for some reason. And there's plenty to go around, he'll provide as much as you'd like, whenever you'd like.
Mysta
>Thin, almost clear, and a bit gross tasting. But goes down easy and the aftertaste isn't so bad. He looks so embarrassed watching you drink it, and will even half the glass with you. You think he might even enjoy drinking it more than you do.
Shu
>Somehow has a milky taste, and is very glossy and swirls easily. You find yourself swishing it in the glass more than you actually do drinking it, and it fortunately goes down easily. You never thought cum could look... pretty.
Luca
>Thick and creamy, and sweet tasting, almost too sweet. It's like drinking a milkshake. Has a very strong aftertaste and the taste won't leave your mouth no matter what you try. But if it tastes so nice, you might as well have another drink. And maybe another after that too. And another...
Ike
>Quite bitter, but in a way you can get used to, and even enjoy. Maybe even a bit addictive. Eventually, it could even replace a cup of coffee in the morning. The only problem is it's very rare to get, as Ike hates having to provide it and will refuse as much as he can.
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>>11805620
that's gross

What's so funny? i don't get it