/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hey Snakeposter here. I'm up in the hills of /pcg/ right now. It's truly a beautiful day. But as I've always said "A beautiful environment is the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone."
And sadly, I've been alone for a very long time. And my problem is, Snake. I don't know why you, Snake are so repulsed by me. I dress nice. I'm sophisticated. I'm magnificent. I have a nice car. A BMW. I'm polite. I am the ultimate Snakelover. Look at how fabulous I look. And yet, you Snake never gave me a chance. And that is just such an injustice because I am so magnificent. I deserve Snake much more than those MODS. I see in the chat, that somehow are able to talk with beautiful Snake. I MEAN look at me. I'm gorgeous. But you Snake, don't see it. I should be the one with Snake. But you never gave me a chance. Such an injustice. I don't know why Snake hates me so much. I always wished I could ask you this. And his is my way of asking you this. This is the only way I can ask you.
Parody of Elliot Rodgers "Gentleman speech" supercut version as seen on Coffeehouse Crime. SNAKE WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?