/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19826046
Military and Police Units of Infinity

>Infantry
Represent average posters. Conscripts and recruits, these serve as the backbone of the army. They are armed with bolt-action rifles with bayonets, and are trained to stay mobile and in loose formations, using their rifles to pick off enemies from a distance - the bayonets are only for when the enemy approaches. They are also trained in manning field cannons. They wear blue coats and simple helmets.

>Vanguard
Represent the Kronii Love ritual posters. Recruits chosen for zeal and willpower to lead the charge in battle. They are rationed Kronii Milk before battle to boost their senses. They are equipped with bolt-action rifles with bayonets and usually kept in loose formation, firing as they charge before using the bayonets as melee weapons. They wear breastplates over their blue coats. Will yell "I LOVE KRONII!", "KRONII LOVE!", and similar war cries.

>Officers
Represent bread bakers. Experienced soldiers who command units of infantry and vanguard. The soldiers wait on their command before battle, no matter what. They are armed with decorated bolt-action rifles and sabres, and are kept close to the lines of the infantry. They wear tall hats to signify rank and direct attention from the soldiers.

>Beserkers
Represent /meat/ronies. Mercenaries from the southern seas hired for their ferocity and brutality in up-close fights. They are often rationed refined Kronii Water to boost their strength and endurance. They are equipped with bladed and blunt weapons traditional to their people, and are usually made to charge enemy formations that have been loosened by infantry or vanguard. They wear black coats in Kronie style, breastplates, and muzzles to prevent biting.

>Bluemen Corps
Represent chumronies and krunnyposters. Soldiers specially trained as sailors to act as marines, defending ports of Infinity and her allies, as well as aboard ships for deployment in combat zones. They are trained to man the guns and machinery of kronie ships, as well as deploy from steamboats unto the field. When off duty, they are known to enjoy the company of young women wherever they're stationed. They're armed with bolt-action rifles and falchions. They wear blue shirts, of a lighter shade than most military uniforms, and white caps.

>Enforcers
Represent sexposters. Police officers recruited to defend the streets from crime. They ride bicycles and patrol the streets, and have rudimentary sirens that sound like someone yelling about sex. They are armed with batons and wear blue coats and black caps.

>Peacekeepers
Represent kronies who sexpost Kiara to deter schizos. Enforcers selected for counter-rebellion operations within Kronie territory. They wear specialized "phoenix down" coats developed by Infinity using phoenix feathers traded from KFP; the coats are fire-resistant and worn to defend against rebel arsonists armed with fire bombs. They are armed with newly-designed short-barreled lever-action rifles for quick and close encounters in the streets of Infinity. Their coats are a bright orange to draw attention away from civilians.

>>19826046
Military and Police Units of Infinity

>Infantry
Represent average posters. Conscripts and recruits, these serve as the backbone of the army. They are armed with bolt-action rifles with bayonets, and are trained to stay mobile and in loose formations, using their rifles to pick off enemies from a distance - the bayonets are only for when the enemy approaches. They are also trained in manning field cannons. They wear blue coats and simple helmets.

>Vanguard
Represent the Kronii Love ritual posters. Recruits chosen for zeal and willpower to lead the charge in battle. They are rationed Kronii Milk before battle to boost their senses. They are equipped with bolt-action rifles with bayonets and usually kept in loose formation, firing as they charge before using the bayonets as melee weapons. They wear breastplates over their blue coats. Will yell "I LOVE KRONII!", "KRONII LOVE!", and similar war cries.

>Officers
Represent bread bakers. Experienced soldiers who command units of infantry and vanguard. The soldiers wait on their command before battle, no matter what. They are armed with decorated bolt-action rifles and sabres, and are kept close to the lines of the infantry. They wear tall hats to signify rank and direct attention from the soldiers.

>Beserkers
Represent /meat/ronies. Mercenaries from the southern seas hired for their ferocity and brutality in up-close fights. They are often rationed refined Kronii Milk to boost their strength and endurance. They are equipped with bladed and blunt weapons traditional to their people, and are usually made to charge enemy formations that have been loosened by infantry or vanguard. They wear black coats in Kronie style, breastplates, and muzzles to prevent biting.

>Bluemen Corps
Represent chumronies and krunnyposters. Soldiers specially trained as sailors to act as marines, defending ports of Infinity and her allies, as well as aboard ships for deployment in combat zones. They are trained to man the guns and machinery of kronie ships, as well as deploy from steamboats unto the field. When off duty, they are known to enjoy the company of young women wherever they're stationed. They're armed with bolt-action rifles and falchions. They wear blue shirts, of a lighter shade than most military uniforms, and white caps.

>Enforcers
Represent sexposters. Police officers recruited to defend the streets from crime. They ride bicycles and patrol the streets, and have rudimentary sirens that sound like someone yelling about sex. They are armed with batons and wear blue coats and black caps.

>Peacekeepers
Represent kronies who sexpost Kiara to deter schizos. Enforcers selected for counter-rebellion operations within Kronie territory. They wear specialized "phoenix down" coats developed by Infinity using phoenix feathers traded from KFP; the coats are fire-resistant and worn to defend against rebel arsonists armed with fire bombs. They are armed with newly-designed short-barreled lever-action rifles for quick and close encounters in the streets of Infinity. Their coats are a bright orange to draw attention away from civilians.

>>15608019
First time?

>>10493406
I love this Hololiver.

I love the bunkaronii.

I love the defensive lines she puts up.

I love how she has sieged upon my heart, charged me with new energy, helped me mop-up past operations, and retreated from old behavior.

Kronii on the computer, on your phone, on your TV, on your refrigerator, I love every platform I can view Kronii through upon this earth.

I love blasting my speakers to smithereens with audio salvos of her voice that thunder across the edges of my room.

My heart leaps with joy whenever she figures out a game mechanic and she makes a gleeful noise upon realization. And there is nothing like a Londoner being tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well-placed horny posts. And there is nothing like a Takeshi using SEEEEEEEX to destroy idiot doxxers. And the feeling that comes when a Londoner runs screaming from his blazing bait, only to be mowed down by heavy machine cum fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of Ourobobros brandish their “bayonets” rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit thrusting and cumming over and over onto the defeated face of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of Londoners being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than us prisoners of Kronii dropping like flies, screaming in agony and joy as she sings to us in a sultry Korean voice!

When a band of pitiful trolls makes their final stand with nothing but bad bait, only to have their posts smashed to atoms line by line from 4.8 Gosling posts, I'm in ecstasy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kronii, Kronii so grand as to make Yagoo himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more Kronii as I do? Do you wish for more live-broadcasts of Minecraft from Kronii? A Kronii whose charm is built with love and self-depreciating humor and bad puns? Do you ask for Kronii to sweep in like a broom, because as I mentioned a moment ago she enjoys bad puns?
>(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "KRONII" meaning "Kronii")

...Very well. Then Kronii is what you shall have. We are a rockhard member, ready to explode all who oppose us with our mighty cum.

But... After enduring over a month wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Kronii will no longer be sufficient.

We need a MASSIVE Kronii! A Kronii beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The most dedicated of the followers of the Clock. However, I believe that each of you old Kronies is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft YTchat idiots! We represent a force that could outsex an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag out the Eurobros because of her awful scheduling for them, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to love an oshi. We will remind them of the sound our voices make against when we “release”.

We will remind them that there are more things between PPT and TMT than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kroniigruppe of one thousand sexvampires is going to burn this world down to ash.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Youtube's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite oshi. Back to our beloved Kronii!

...At last, the Nenelion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Clock Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

Gentlemen... GWAK.

>>9448305
Not while I'm still here

>>9277840
Not for long

REMOVE LONDONER
you are worst bong. you are the bong idiot you are the bong smell. return to bongistan. to our english cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bongistan we will never forgeve you. schizo rascal FUck but fuck asshole bong stink london innit innit..bong genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead londoner..ahahahahahLONDON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget boer .frog we kill the king , brit return to your precious anglosphere….hahahahaha idiot londoner and bong smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE LONDONER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+france+germany=kill bongistan…you will boer/ takobro alive in /∞/, takobro making kino of /∞/ . kino art takobro /∞/. we are rich and have coal now hahahaha ha because of takobro… you are ppoor stink bong… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a cuckhouse

REMOVE LONDONER
you are worst bong. you are the bong idiot you are the bong smell. return to bongistan. to our english cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bongistan we will never forgeve you. schizo rascal FUck but fuck asshole bong stink london innit innit..bong genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead londoner..ahahahahahLONDON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget boer .frog we kill the king , brit return to your precious anglosphere….hahahahaha idiot londoner and bong smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE LONDONER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+france+germany=kill bongistan…you will boer/ takobro alive in /∞/, takobro making kino of /∞/ . kino art takobro /∞/. we are rich and have coal now hahahaha ha because of takobro… you are ppoor stink bong… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a cuckhouse