/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27289122
Alright, here's the reason.
>physically
Tail is the main reason. Like come on, it would basically be like fucking an animal. But that is not that important of a reason, we could overlook that. The following is.

>behaviour
You act like base animals, completely lost in the desire to get as much dick or pussy as you can. You talk about it so much I sometimes wonder if you only went on this journey for it, and the plant nuts are just an excuse so you can say "we want nuts and 'nuts'". Don't get me wrong, sex is fun and should be an easy affair, but basing your entire personality around it is just...

Imagine, if you will, that you are sitting on your porch, sipping on a glass of whiskey, when a person runs up to you, rambling, "Hey hey, wanna nut in my mouth?! Come on I'm sure you do get your pants off already and fuck my ass! UOOOH SEX SEX SEEEEXXXX!!"

Would you fuck them? No, you would probably call the police.

>Meanwhile deadbeats.

Same situation, except instead of running up to you on the porch, they walk up, say hello and say, "Hey I was just walking from the convinience store and couldn't help but notice you were sitting here drinking alone. I don't wanna impose on you, but want a drinking buddy? I got some wine in the bag :)" and then after a few hours of getting drunk together and just generally having a great time, you invite them up to your room, where you have a night of the best sex in your life.

There, there's your reason. Happy now?

Sanarape

>>27176372
I get softer than freshly baked Castella cake if you are in the same room, so sorry, but I will pass on that. The only thing I am interested about you is how your meat tastes when prepared in different ways.

Please present your offering.