/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Cover bows to Haachama
>in contact with Gen 357
>rumoured to possess over a thousand personalities
>controls Youtube with an iron fist
>owns Minecraft servers and host families all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient Emperor Jimmu
>will stream the first cooking show on Mars (spider ramen will be be the first martian delicacy)
>owns basically every hololive H art and H doujin artist on Earth
>first official hololive anime will be 12 episodes of feet animations
>main personalities said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Austrailian scriptures tell of an angel of infinate incarnations who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>She owns rrat R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Haachama rrats inside this thread right now
>Haachama is in regular communication with the Archangels Kanata and Towa, forwarding the word of Matsuri to 5chan
>She learned fluent English in under a week
>Domino entrusts their pepeloni reserves with Haachama. There's no pepelonis in Dominos, only in Haachama
>Haachama is 19 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Haachamachama bang to the end of the universe
>Haachama will guide hololive into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>2002213
Hi how are you

>>1946226
>(USER WAS PEPELONI FOR THIS POST)

>>662307
"away!"

>>451332