/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

2600: Riff on the most pretentious french short film she can find.

>>27542974
Right, on top of that, intelligence leads to a great sense of humor and we're smart and secure enough to play at being a sperg for the lols.

>>27112029
Yeah, that's exactly what spooked me, she'll probably just get a good pratfall out of it or maybe she'd manage to surprise us all? Either way though, this is going to be intense, much concern-cringing between bouts of riotous laughter and some introspective, heart-warming moments if the two of them get to really talking.

>>27112106
She probably has some of the same gripes and would just laugh along and take her own pot-shots with insight and wit.
>>"Wahahahah! Do you want to meet my Boyfriend Filian? Ees name is Hunter, he's really cool!"

>>26657272

Friends, let's drink, my dear friends let's drink
But never lose your mind.
By dint of drinking, we lose our memory
One goes staggering in the evening, groping
And one runs the streets with leapfrog.

I drank so much of this good new wine
That it has clouded my brain.
Before I die, give me on time
Of this good white wine which shines in my glass
And makes all the lovers on earth sing.

Friends, let us drink, my dear friends, let us drink
But let us never lose our senses.
By drinking, we lose our memory
One goes staggering in the evening, groping
And one runs the streets with leapfrog.

Ah, if ever I go to the skies
I will fight with the good God.
With great blows of the lance, beating on the angels
I will make them see that it is my duty
To drink wine from morning to night.

Friends, let's drink, my dear friends let's drink
But never lose your mind.
If you drink it, you lose your memory
We go staggering in the evening, groping
And one runs the streets with leapfrog.

Ah, if I ever go to hell
I will fight with Lucifer
With great swords to kill the devil.
I'll make him see that it's my duty
To drink wine from morning till night.

Friends, let's drink, my dear friends, let's drink
But never lose your mind.
If you drink it, you lose your memory
One goes staggering in the evening, groping
And one runs the streets with leapfrog.

https://files.catbox.moe/ps9hi8.png

>>26493263
Imagine if she's wearing one of her fancy dresses when you do it.

>>26351591
Amis, buvons, mes chers amis buvons
Mais n'y perdons jamais la raison.
A force d'y boire, on perd la mémoire
On va titubant le soir, à tâtons
Et l'on court les rues à saute-moutons.

J'en ai tant bu de ce bon vin nouveau
Qu'il m'a troublé l'esprit du cerveau.
Avant que je meure, donnez-moi sur l'heure
De ce bon vin blanc qui brille dans mon verre
Et qui fait chanter tous les amants sur Terre.

Amis, buvons, mes chers amis buvons
Mais n'y perdons jamais la raison.
A force d'y boire, on perd la mémoire
On va titubant le soir, à tâtons
Et l'on court les rues à saute-moutons.

Ah, si jamais je vais dedans les cieux
Je m'y battrai avec le bon Dieu.
A grands coups de lance, tapant sur les anges
Je leur ferai voir que c'est mon devoir
De boire du vin du matin au soir.

Amis, buvons, mes chers amis buvons
Mais n'y perdons jamais la raison.
A force d'y boire, on perd la mémoire
On va titubant le soir, à tâtons
Et l'on court les rues à saute-moutons.

Ah, si jamais je vais dedans l'enfer
Je m'y battrai avec Lucifer
A grands coups de sabre pour tuer le diable.
Je lui ferai voir que c'est mon devoir
De boire du vin du matin jusqu'au soir.

Amis, buvons, mes chers amis buvons
Mais n'y perdons jamais la raison.
A force d'y boire, on perd la mémoire
On va titubant le soir, à tâtons
Et l'on court les rues à saute-moutons.

>>26288795
>>Hah-hah-hah-hah! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAh-hahahahahaah! Yes! Yes! I did it! I'm there! OH FUCK YES! WOOOOOO!"

>>26224548
Meanwhile, I can't help but fantasize about being stepped on -among other things- by a suitable Waifu. I think a big part of kink that actually helps as exploration that can healthy because ideally, it will bring the practitioner into recognition of the importance of intent. Yet even deeper then that, a lot of sexual-acts have a common root is subverting predatory actions. So there's this rush innate at some level to the experience of how the other party -engaged in any form of oral contact being the prime example- is in a position to do harm to vital areas, yet expresses conscious affection and trust. Effectively declaring:
>>I value you so much that I desire to taste of you almost like a predator but with knowing that you are hyper-sensitive here and that it will be really great erotic fun to be a part of you reacting to all those highly-charged archaic associations.

>>26097064
Considering her ear-licking ASMR? 11, your balls would implode.

>>24991145
Friends, let's drink, my dear friends, let's drink,
But never lose your mind.
By dint of drinking, one loses one's memory
One goes staggering in the evening, groping
And we run the streets like sheep.

I drank so much of this good new wine
That it confused my mind.
Before I die, serve me on time
Of this good clear wine which shines in my glass
And makes all the lovers on earth sing.

Friends, let us drink... {etc.}

Ah, if I ever go to the heavens
I'll fight with the good Lord.
With great blows of the spear, beating on the angels
I'll make them see that it's good to drink,
To drink wine from morning to night.

Friends, let's drink... {etc.}

Ah, if I ever go to hell
I'll fight with Lucifer
With my sword, beating the devils,
I'll make them see that it's good to drink,
To drink wine from morning to night.

Friends, let's drink... {etc.}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yoGSRkcDc

>>24510141

>>24416856
The Hands of a French Courtesan.

>>24332930
CBT and in most cases, I wouldn't be down for it but from her? Oh yeah . . . Stress-test my Cream-Eggs you sweet, sexy, kinky little Frog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a6lNogLAyA

>>24196447
Wanting her to do that to me doesn't mean I can't be a switch and my stuff is clean and vegan so she might just lap it up like a hungry animal and ask for seconds.

i imagine they have mayo bottles in canada like they do ketchup and mustard