/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12670902
It's far easier to extract pee from a futa dick than a pussy. I mean think about it.

With a dick it's pretty simple, you just put it in your mouth and there's no missing it. You can easily swallow every last drop, since it's gushing out directly into your throat. The only way it'd fuck up is if there was so much stored inside her bladder that it overfilled you, or if you weren't trying and it ended up running down your chin.

But with a pussy, well, where would you even begin? You could try to wrap your lips around the urethra I guess, but it'd just end up spilling everywhere, I'd bet. What could you even use, some kind of funnel contraption? It'd probably feel pretty uncomfortable for her, not to mention what kind of position would you even use? Girls can pee standing up but it's hardly the most intuitive thing for them.

Whereas a dick is ready to go any time, any moment. You know how most people feel the need to go the bathroom after sex? Well, that's not as much of a problem with a cock. After Kronii has finished ravaging your throat and forced you to swallow her slimy cum, what better to wash down the taste than a steady stream of warm, vaguely salty pee? And she can just do it right then and there, holding your head with her two hands while still standing up in a position that's comfortable for her.

And then if it was just a regular girl, well, by the time you finish your new innovative contraption to be able to swallow all of her pee, she might've already peed herself already. And don't get me wrong, peeing yourself before it's time is pretty hot, but that's still pee that's not going INTO your mouth, so it's kind of a waste of time. If I wanted a girl to omorashi herself, I'd just parade her around the street with no toilet breaks, then slowly walk home as soon as she started complaining, until I got to watch the nectar of the gods seep down her quivering legs just as we were about to open the front door.

Girls are for omorashi, but when you need to drink yourself some good ol' "apple juice", a girthy futa cock is the superior option, especially when it comes with a side of "milk".