/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>24704180
>>24704177
RUN MALET RUN
SHE CAN SMELL YOUR HEIGHT

>>24394663

>knows fully well you aren’t even supposed to post images of pets linked to your life before hololive
>makes the choice to collab with the same people as both her roommate and holo persona
Is she a nutcase? Does she have no respect for the concept of vtubing? It’s bad enough the 2nd biggest English vtuber (1st biggest by mass) is friends with people who think vtubing is a complete joke but she also decides to essentially dox herself by appearing twice with her easily identifiable tranny voice and unique wigger dialect? I guess the saddest part is this is what gets numbers, somewhere along the way the target audience of hololive changed to ironic weebs who want to listen to bad rap and the same 3 jokes over and over.

>Never the it girl
>Never drew a dime
>Carried hard for 1 full year by kiara of all people
>Never had a signature moment
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
>Never had the balls to step out her Ironic Weeblet comfort zone even when management begged her to
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
>Is barely ever in the spotlight because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Takamori
>Only the 11th best member of Hololive EN
>Only the 62nd best member of Cover corp talents
>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
>Shit taste in anime
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
>Has a natural inability to talk like a human being
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being first to debut in the same gen as Gura
>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that holoEN should have been ten people

Death is not a lover.

I'm a narcissist
But when I fart you sniff

Yo yo whatup dead beats
Here I go
*guh*

I get home from a very rough Friday
Turn on Hololive, see my hologirl, it's me
Wonder to myself if she's got some good porn
Shit they do and they draw her like a nijiwhore
So I toss a fat beat and I'm coming on her tiddies
To a pic of her with some big boobies playing DJ Diddles
I need more and I need it now
I got turned on by an anime cow
Wait it got turned into an anime oshi
This is amazing I can do this all night broshi
Damn holo porn is the fucking shit
Holo Tiddies are the best
You should go and try it

Oh my God, now this is the life
I think I found my lover and she's a 2D wife
Impeccable
And god damn her tits are incredible
Beating my meat to her is only inevitable
FUCK real girls
I only need hololive
Watch some hentai
It's just a quick get away
I wish Gura was real
I would give a loli a kiss
Rip her clothes off and proceed to suck tits
Real quick, get her panties too and give a swift sniff
Go down below and get a taste of those pink lips
I want to live inside of the 2D world
Problems go away with a big tiddie holo girl

Yo this one's dedicated to my oshi
Gura from HoloMyth
I fuckin' love you, Please marry me

>>14051825
Well, it's been proven that you don't even need to speak the language to survive in a country.

fucking bitch boy do you know who i am? nikka i can get shooters on deck to fucking kill your ass bitch ass nikka dont make me fucking make that happen you fucking bitch ass boy. u know what imma about to get your ass found out and im about to fucking shit on your chest while your sleeping, if you not into that shit bitch boy dont sleep tonight, nikka my gang 40 men deep they finna have you gone in 10 minuets bitch boy. im a real gang nikka i jus killed 10 people today fag.

fuck Tyrone