/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>schizo got baited into talking bout my topic
Heh what an obedient dog

>>67970271
It’s all me all along to bait you

Take the stoicism pill like Petra and you won't worry about stress.

>>67125518
My dick

>didn't get emotional or sappy during Nina's graduation
>didn't get emotional or sappy during Mysta's graduation
>didn't get emotional or sappy during Pomu's graduation
>hasn't gotten emotional on stream ever in her entire career

What is it going to take to get this soulless husk to show some emotion for a change?

>>61628124
heh loeschizo is so easy to bait huh

>>59501964
>>59501997
Thanks for the replies you idiots

>>59044656
Oh I get it
This schizo has a crush on kotocat

https://voca.ro/1b24J6C1wYF5

>people say Pomudachi are the horniest fanbase meanwhile dragoons are 100% the horndogs of this thread.
They have in INSATIABLE lust for fucking so much that their hips naturally gyrate back and forth on their own.

>>56671837
Teehee~

>>54776290
Impressive. However let us note that the hit song from Nijisanji EN's 4th wave Luxiem, "Jazz on the Clock!!," is currently sitting at 17million.
Surely we can reach 18 million right? Of course we can!
Listen to the hit song "Jazz on the Clock!!" now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66eHXt19dY

What the fuck was petra's problem? Why did she tell this story?
https://www.youtube.com/live/LgazS-x73Wc?feature=share&t=9540
>I was sitting next to you
>Kiara was like "All of you seem so close"
>The two of us were like "We actually met for the first time irl"
>Kiara was so shocked like "What? You guys are leaning on each other and sharing drinks and holding hands"
>Yeah, she's my mom
>We just bond and hang out and spend time together
>So yeah for her to see us all cuddling and hugging and get drunk and sleeping on each others laps

>doesn't respond to Nina's graduation tweet
>doesn't bother acknowledging it on stream
>instead announces that she's going on a break again, even though this was her first stream back from her break

How can you hire someone this soulless?

TOO
FUCKING
EASY

>>51481080
>Anons jealous that they’re dumber than pentomos

>>50390221
*parries ur bitchass weak dropkick*
hmph, its that simple

LOSER

>>49889010
I FUCKING LOVE PETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>48572075
sonny is gonna stream soon believe me
and by soon i mean tomorrow nyehehehe

>>46780632
Hey guys it's me! NijiEN streamer #9484! I'm gonna tell you how to get in the RIGHT way!

1. Have at least 50k followers on ANY social you have!
>Did you know? Only Pomu, Elira, Finana, Selen, Rosemi, Petra, Enna, Nina, Shu and Mysta were 2 views who didn't meet this criteria? Nobody since has had under this criteria to be hired!

2. Streaming doesnt matter! You just need numbers on ANY social and your in!
>Did you know, NijiEN hired 1 person post Luxiem with NO content creation experience outside of Tiktok?

3. Once you get an interview your in! We only interview actual hires who make it past the first process and short of spouting Mein Kamf to Riku Tazumi theres nothing to not let you join! At this point, nothing matters because your in!

As long as you follow this handy-dandy guide you'll be set to join NijiEN!

Don't have numbers? Well, sorry but I don't want to give you false hope like Luca, Pomu, Enna, Mysta, and Millie have done, because the reality is that everyone saying they got in were either already popular, or were pre luxiem which set the bar for how big you need to actually be!

Good luck out there applicants and remember! Only 5 of you out of like 5,000 will actually be picked and at least 3 of them will be worse than any indie who applied anyways!

>>46058524
https://files.catbox.moe/w2yhbb.png

PETRAS HUGE PENGUIN TITS

>>45748953
holy fuck my sides are in orbit
I think this is the greatest image i've ever seen in my life

>>45287839
>make fun of my oshi
>pomu cancels her stream for 3 days
kek, whos the lazy whore now?