/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

oops, this one was for you >>13258979
>>13262574
re: compliment magnets, I don't wear this shit for compliments. If you were enough cologne for someone to notice at a distance, fuck you. I liked to smell nice, once upon a time. If somebody complimented something I was wearing it was a great icebreaker or conversation starter. Made a few interesting platonic friendships out of some of those conversations.
Anything "Dior Homme" - bitches like that lipstick smell...the others were "Edition Blanche", "Guerlain Vetiver", if you want a nigress hag instead of one your own age. Not joking, got it as a gift from a friend who knows I like my stanks, because it's a "classic". Maillady would've raped ~24 y/o me right there if we weren't outside in public. I put it back in the box, minus maybe a half dozen sprays, and gave it to my dad. But only after it'd been long enough that I'd presumably used it all up.
Lastly, "Lalique Encre Noir", which, true to its name, smells like someone spilled a bottle of fucking ink on you. I could barely smell the "ink" - it just smelled like pure, unadulterated 'Iso E Super' to me.
Speaking of which, if you do end up buying any perfume oils, a small SMALL spray of actual dilute Iso E Super ontop of a tiny dab of a perfume oil can be magical. You don't have to go hunting down perfumery ingredients - it's why I had the bottle of Encre Noire to begin with, it's something silly like 40% v/w Iso E Super.

Re: Duty Free. Those stores are unironically the best/easiest place to find discontinued or "pre-reformulation" bottles of fragrances.
1. You know they're real.
2. The boxes are out on the shelves, not behind the counter.
3. Sometimes you can see the thick layer of dust on bottles at the back of the shelf that travellers have ignored. Know your audience. You aren't going to find an old bottle of Aventus on the shelves at DXB - popular scent with sandniggers + #1 airport on earth for duty free spending. Some airports like FRA are so fucking massive that they have more duty free stores than you can keep track of. Yes, I have used a ~4 hour layover to get my steps in while "milk maid"-ing every single bottle of a certain cologne in a gigantic fucking airport. Was simultaneously looking for a certain batch of Habanos, two birds, one stone, one giant hole in my wallet.
4. They're anywhere from "a bit cheaper" if you're a burger that has access to shit like Marshall's, Ross, TJMaxx, etc., has an unscrupulous friend who works at a department store like Macy's and doesn't mind giving you an employee or even a five-finger discount on smellz, are willing to trust eBay, or particularly if the fragrance is Made in the US, they might not be cheaper at all to "holy shit that's cheap" "laughs in land of the free" GST/PSTcucks & VATniggers

>>10792113
Of course.