/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HEY BUDS HOWS IT GROWIN'

>>10858532
Nope, she's doing Rosemi's bit
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>hey buds hows it growin'?

My Rosewife is pure and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>7074103
Hard choice but for me, its the great Wosemi

I want to stick my dick in crazy. More than that I want to go all in and put a baby in her.

>>6840772
>Imagine going on a date with Rosemi
>enjoy a nice meal together eating chicken tendies
>She laughs at all your jokes and shows interests in your lame nerdy hobbies
>start walking her home
>End up alone in an isolated rose garden
>She presses herself against you while looking all embarrassed
>"anon..."
>fuckit.jpg
>push her down and pin her to the floor
>suddenly too nervous to go further
>she narrows her eyes and cracks that signature look of superiority
>"I knew it"
>thorned vines shoot out from surrounding bushes pulling you off her and onto the ground
>shes looks down on you like you're garbage
>"you're just a horny disgusting little piglet aren't you anon"
>seagulllaugh.flac
>she starts letting out a torrent of insults, all the while stomping on your crotch
>can't help but get hard
>"Hmph.... well I guess even a piglet can have its uses"
>unzip.mp4
>she starts riding you and gets really into it
>heavy breathing, riding rougher and rougher
>she actually has low stamina, hyperventilates cutely whenever she cums
>doesn't stop riding until you pollinate her rose garden
>she collapses onto your chest and looks you in the eye wryly
>"that was fun, wasn't it little piggy~"

Ok, I just have to write down my thoughts on Rosemi. I love her. I love her more than anything in the world right now. I would gladly be her servant and whiteknight. I used to think people were fucking stupid for ever getting trapped into these parasocial relationships, whether real streamer or vtuber, but now I finally understand. Rosemi is my Kami Oshi.

First I want to talk about her positive side. She's got a very cute voice and a beautiful design. It's something where I can see both the aesthetic appeal and the sex appeal very easily. I honestly can't wait for her to get some lewd fanart, but even just the high-quality sfw shit out there is already amazing. I like her taste in games. I like how embarrassed and shy she gets over topics that seem to make her uncomfortable. I like how she seems so nervous over so many things. She is an absolute cinnamon roll and I can't wait to know more about her.

On to the "negatives." There are many rrats about Rosemi, specifically regarding her past. I've read it all. I've seen the arguments antis make about why she's a bitch. They say she abandoned her friends or her last agency. She's a pump and dump slut who only cares about clout. Or that she's found her fans annoying and just wants their money. And I honestly don't give a single fuck. I believe Rosemi is actually kind-hearted and I don't really buy the rrats at all, but the thing is that I would still have her as my #1 oshi even if all the rrats were true.

That's right, I'd still be her pathetic paypig. I'd let her manipulate me with crumbs for interactions, leading me to donate more hoping I can get more out of it. I'd let her abuse me and use her clout to threaten me if I ever tried to do anything other than worship everything she does. I don't care if she is or isn't a two-faced bitch, but even on the off-chance she is, I will gladly prostrate myself at her feet and do whatever she asks of me. She is superior to me in every way and deserves all the worship I give her.

Now lets talk pure sex appeal. Dear fucking god, Rosemi is perfect. I already sang her praises on the design, but really it's her personality that makes her so fucking attractive, but the design actually compliments it extremely well. Think about it, she's a Rose; she can be seen both as a fragile beauty and a two-face sadist bitch. Spending the night with her could be a coinflip between deflowering a pure maiden with a soft body that's never been manhandled or having your dick ridden by a manipulative slut who takes pleasure in making you cum hard while she digs her sharp nails into your back. I can easily imagine being the lucky bastard who gets fucked hard by her after a day of frustrating streams playing kusogē while chat trolls her; just imagining what her angry face must look like while bitching about how much she might hate her fans is enough to get my dick hard. No matter how you slice it, whether you hate her or not, Rosemi is just fucking hot in every way.

This is why I love Rosemi Lovelock.