/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66665625
You can always close the thread and do something else. Who knows you might discover something new about yourself!

>>61521407

>>53812265

>>51004328
>>51004338

>>48402273

>>44559597
I think she's dumb but very cute!

>arrive at home
>Me: "Finana, I'm in home!"
>Finana: *slowly approaches* "Hi..."
>Me:"Uh?" *gets closer* *strongly grabs her hair* "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WITH HI? HOW DID I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME?"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:"SAY IT"
>Finana:"Hi honey..."
>Me:"GOOD... Good girl, was it that hard?"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:*stares* "... all right, I'm going to fuck you right here, I'm in the mood for a blowjob"
>Finana:"...."
>Me:*unzips dick* "all right, you know what to do don't you?"
>Finana:"..."
>Me:*punches her in the eye *
>Finana:"AAAAAAHHHH"
>Me:"KNEEL!!!"
>Finana:*kneels*
>Me:"now say: oh gosh, I wasn't expecting it to be so big"
>Finana:*sniff* "oW gOwSH.... i WAshN't eShpeCtinG It tO bE sHo bIG..." *tears*
>Me:*makes girly voice* "Ohhh honey, you have big pp energy!"
>Finana:"... oh honey... y-you have big pp energy..."
>Me:*girly voice* "oh honey, it looks shooo delishioush!"
>Finana:"... oh honey... it looks sho delishoush..."
>Me:"Itadakimasu bitch, and don't you dare to even think you can bite me" *strongly grips her face* "if you use your teeth, I'll make sure to take them all down with my fist and I will fuck your toothless mouth pussy anyways" *grips even harder to show how seriouness* "is it clear?"
>Finana:*nods*
>Me:"now suck it"
>Finana:*puts dick in her mouth* *slowly moves her head up and down*
>Me:"That's it, that's it, just like that..." *puts both hands on her head*
>Finana:"uggghhh mhhfff uggghhh mfhhh uggghhh mffhhh"
>Me:*pulls her head hard*
>Finana:"HHHHHMMMMMMGGGGGGFFFFFFFFFF" *gags* *chokes*
>Me:*releases her head*
>Finana:*takes out the dick from her mouth* *coughs* "ugggghhhh.. uggghhhh..."
>Me:"I think I'm ready, get on 4 like the bitch you are, I'll fuck your ass"
>Finana:"...." *slowly takes position*
>Me:"Tell me you want my seamen" *grabs her ass*
>Finana:*shivers* *gulps* "...honey... I want your seamen..."
>Me:"Tell me you want it in your stinky winky, now... where do you want it then?"
>Finana:"...in my stinky winky..." *sobs*
>Me:"Very well then as you wish my fish" *inserts dick*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS"
>Me:"GWAHAHAHAHA WHAT'S WRONG? WAS IT TOO BIG 4 U?"
>Finana:"IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS"
>Me:"Ah, ogey then I'll move slowly just to get you comfortable..." *rams her ass hard and fast*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Me:"UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MERMAID ASS PUSSY SO GOOD"
>Finana:*grits teeth*
>Me:"WHAT'S WRONG FISH?"
>Finana:*sobs*
>Me:"YOU DON'T RIKE? well well well, I have to remind you that I know all about you, all your deep secrets, all the things you have done, you want me to show everyone how you really are behind that mermaid 2D? I could show them how you look like completely nude my girl, with nothing to hide, do you wan't me to make you the Aloe of nijisanji? I can make you face a worst fate than Sio and that bitch can't even reincarnate you dumb whore" *slaps her ass*
>Finana:*sobs*
>Me:*sighs* "But I like you fish, I want to prottecc you, I love you, I reelee beeleeb you deserve to be where you are and maybe you deserve more than being a nijinigger, I beeleeb you have the potential to moon despite beign there because I really think you are really based, autistic and dumb as fuck, but based, and also cute, a cute retard"
>Finana:"AAAH AHH AAAAHHHH "
>Me:*slaps her ass* *increses speed*
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP STOP"
>Me:"YOU WANT ME TO STOP??? THEN SAY THE FUCKING PASWORD!"
>Finana:"AAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH..."
>Me:"WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? THE PASWORD WHORE SAY IT, SAY BIG CHUNGUS AMOGUS HMONGUS AND I'LL STOP"
>Finana:"NOOOOO STOP STOP AAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Me:"I'M GONA, I'M GONA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM"
>Finana:"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>*white screen fading in and out*
>Me:"Wooof that was refreshing, did you enjoy my seamen in your asshole fish?"
>Finana:"aaahhhh aaaahhh ahhhh ah..."
>Me:"Haha why didn't you said the pasword fish? you really love this kind of shit don't you? you filfty whore how many times did you came? it was a flooding river down below"
>Finana:*ah aahh aahh*
>Me:"Anyways, from tomorrow I want you to prepare a collab with Kiara, Veibae and Nyanners and I want you to be best friends with them, that's were you belong you dumb retard whore, and fucking do your RLcraft reps, I don't want to see you freezing or boil to death"
>Finana: *mumbles*
>Me:"Uh? I didn't hear you?"
>Finana: "...T-thank you..."
>Me:"Ah, sure, whenever you want it my fish"

>>37539344
I don't like her so I'm sol

>we don't have an announcement
... Right....

>>30575064

>>26490574

>>25251528
>She has to be smarter than that.

>>24660203

>>24320116

*tummy rumbles*
UH OH STINKY

>>17694655

>>17679159

>>15744533

>>15390540

>>15168328
Oh god... Why did you have to post that.

>>13747089
>dumber than Brazilians
Not cool bro, not cool...

>>13627616

>>12917137
>when anything beyond nordic pale is considered black

>>12655568