/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I took a cute girl I work with on three dates that I thought went really well and then I realized a week after the third she had no fucking clue they were dates and I just gave up, women arent worht the fucking trouble.

Another day another beggar thread

penis wiener

>>55521183
i dont know dude do whatever the fuck you want

penis wiener

peenis wiener

>>48049696
fuck you reminded me i bought a carton of milk a month ago and never even opened it

>>40109924
>>40110024
why is it always fucking takos? i hate seeing that bitch's face so much

>>28634557
It's ok! I will remember you. I will not ever forget what you did.

I hate neo-rosebuds. I want to go back so fucking bad.

>>19724784
You're not helping

>>18564885
shut uppppppppppppppp

>>16617914
A free trip to Spain minus the S.

>are you live right now
>are you even allowed on my stream
>
>i'm pretty sure I'm allowed, yeah...

>>15640068
i take a shot of whiskey for every time rosemi-smaa laughs

>>13833653
>>13833702
Sister got us both kicked out of kindergarten for throwing foam panels at the teacher and correcting her grammar. This was during the first wave of people thinking vaccines cause autism so my hippy ass parents pulled us out of public school and started homeschooling. No one from kindergarten liked me cause I kept vomiting whenever a teacher raised their voice, I had no friends until the age of 8 when my parents put us in a lego building class with a bunch of autistic kids. We actually went to Lego League and got pretty far into the rankings but our group had the worst fucking name in history and I'm not going to post it. Pretty sure at least 3 kids from that group stole my lego and my best friend from back then moved to Germany and went rogue. After that we had something called "homeschooling park day" where once a week a bunch of homeschooled kids would meet up at a park and hang out cause we needed mandatory social interaction. Friend from that moved to England and his mom died and I haven't talked to him in a decade. After that I had an on/off gf for a bit and we both got accepted into a right wing jewish homeschooling cult for an investor to hand pick intelligent kids to be friends with his children. I nearly got arrested for lighting their hedge on fire throwing non dairy creamer into a torch. Around this time I think I was 11 and this was the closest I had come to being in a real friend group, but they were all hand picked and didn't have much in common. I should note I am not jewish, and don't know why I was accepted, admission required a hand written essay and standardized test. Sometimes I would go over to their house for shabbat and that was pretty cool. Most of this was to escape my sister, she faked several mental illnesses and real illnesses such as stuttering, asthma, and low functioning autism. I know for a fact she is high functioning, but she would still start screaming and throwing tantrums if she didn't touch the doorknob a specific way before leaving the house or if she saw garbage on the street. We would have to stop the car so she could get out and pick up the garbage or she would scream literally for hours. Never had a birthday party because of this, got kicked out of a minimum of 4 separate classes that were geared towards "special needs kids" because she wouldn't let the teachers talk without correcting them. Between the age of 4-7 most of my memories are a complete blur of sitting in the minivan trunk eating apples and watching marx bros movies on a prototype sony phone my dad got for work while I waited hours almost every day for my sister to get out of therapy. Therapy for what? I don't know, but it didn't stop even after we got put in a lego class. Somewhere around when I was 13 I got kicked out of the jewish cult group because the leader hated me cause I was too based so she fabricated a story about how I was watching porn on an ipad during a field trip. Then came the speech therapy arc where I almost got put into another group that trains autistic kids to do slave labor VFX jobs like inbetween animation and rotoscoping. Thankfully I managed to dodge that one and enrolled in community college because my sister (she's older than me) also enrolled and it was easier for my mom to drive us both at the same time. I could've gone to highschool but that got skipped once again to accommodate my sister. I was 14 at this point, had never been in a real classroom, and had no idea what the average difficulty of real school was like. As it turns out it was fuck retard easy and I breezed through most of it. But I made enemies of 2 or 3 professors because I used to speak super bluntly since that's how everyone in my family talks cause my sister can't process nuance. I told them all I was autistic (I'm not, but I could point to my sister and they'd believe me) so they let me through most of my GEs to get my highschool diploma. There's a ton of stuff that happened after this but it wouldn't make sense without going into detail about all the characters I met in the jewish homeschooling cult and that would take far too long to get into. Long story short my parents got caught up as witnesses in a large scale embezzlement scheme and things got worse from there.

I love rosemi

>>11517339
source: the demons in my head

>>8699832

>>8545794
>brain melting
I didn't think a simple asmr tag could be so accurate and yet so frightening...

Honestly maybe I've been spoiled by Astel but this singing is not that impressive to me